#like oof ooch

[rexscanonwife]

*wakes up at 3pm* oh SHIT I LOVE BEETLEJUICE *runs into heavy traffic*

[thiccsaucy]

Does anyone want my ovaries??

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

En Guarde!

...

*knock knock*

...

*knock knock*

...

*knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock*

Nrggh...

*Mukuro gets up and heads for the door, violently opening it.

WHAT!?

...!

Oh...it’s you.

Yeah...it’s me...

Listen. There’s someplace I want you to come with me for a bit.

I’m a little busy right now...

Suuure you are...busy moping because you’re a sore loser?

What did you say?

If you’re pissed at me, then just come with me, dammit...I need your help with something.

...Fine...

The training grounds?

*Kuripa suddenly tosses Mukuro a practice knife.

Huh?

*She looks back at him.

En-fucking-garde!

Wait, you want me to fight you?

Not fight me as so much as I want you to...take your frustrations out on me.

I’m not frustrated though.

Right, of course not, because you feel nothing, do you?

I want to practice my sword and understand my weaknesses and blind spots. Fortunately, the Ultimate Soldier is readily available as a training partner/teacher.

Please teach me Sifu Ikusaba!

*He bows.

*Sigh* I guess I don’t mind.

However, I can’t help but notice my weapon is significantly smaller than yours.

True, but you know how to wield that. I doubt you’ve used a sword very much.

True but...

C’mon, you’re a trained fighter. If anything, this makes us even.

Oh, ok, fine.

Ok then!

Let’s do it!

[Music]

*Kuripa and Mukuro both take stances.

Haaaah!

*Kuripa rushes in with a heavy swing of the sword, but Mukuro reflects it with her knife.

Hwah!

Ah!

*He goes in with another swing of the sword, and Mukuro barely dodges it.

(He’s definitely not as experienced a fighter as I am...)

(but so much for him being a complete amateur. He’s done some training...)

Ragh!

*Clash! Clang! Bash!*

Yah!

Waaah!

*Mukuro swings with the knife. Kuripa is able to jump back and dodge.

Ragh!

Gragh!

*Clash! Bang! Shing! Clang! Crash!*

Dah!

GUH!

*As they clash, Mukuro sees an opening and kicks Kuripa in the ribs.

Hmph...

Ach!

*She looms over him, attempting to bring the knife down on him, but he knocks her back.

Hwah!

Ah! AAAH! Oof!

*Mukuro rushes in with the knife. Kuripa blocks, but Mukuro gets close enough to grab him and flip him over her shoulder. Kuripa drops and rolls to avoid getting hurt. He quickly gets back up and turns to face his opponent.

Hah!

RAGH!

Ugh!

*Mukuro takes a swing, but Kuripa grabs her wrist, spins her around and kicks her in the back, sending her tumbling. She also drops and rolls, and quickly gets back up.

*Clash! Bang! Shing! Clang! Crash! Shhhiiing! Clash! Clang! Bash!*

Ugh!

Aagh!

Hup!

Argh!

*Kuripa knocks Mukuro over and attempts to bring his blade down upon her, but she moves herself out of the way and kicks him, sending him rolling on the floor.

...

...

*The two return to their original stances and glare at each other before continuing the fight.

*Bash! Clang! Clang! Clash! Crash! Shing! Bang! Clash!*

Oof!

*Bash! Bang! Clang!*

Ugh!

Ragh!

*Kuripa gets Mukuro on the ground, making her drop her knife. She goes to grab it, but he kicks it away.

HAAH!

Nrgh!

Huh? AH!

*Kuripa makes a downwards swing at the lain down Mukuro, but she kicks his arms and disarms him, circle throwing him and getting to her feet rapidly.

Nrgh...

...!

Ooch!

*Without his weapon, Kuripa attempts some precise fist swings at Mukuro, but she blocks and counter-strikes every time. 

Ragh!

Oop...

Ack!

*He attempts another swing. This time, she gets his arm in a lock and backflips him.

Hup! Agh!

Ugh!

*Kuripa steadies himself quickly and rushes Mukuro, grabbing her face in his hands and pushing her towards the wall.

Haragh!

UUGHU!

*Mukuro elbows Kuripa, then forward rolls towards her weapon. While he’s dazed, she suddenly gets behind him and holds the knife to his throat.

Wah!?

...!

Kill him! Kill him! Slit his throat!

...!!!!!!!!!!

...(no)

So...do I win?

...

Yeah...yeah, you win.

*She cautiously lets him free of her grip, careful that he doesn’t try and sucker punch her. Kuripa doesn’t do this however and goes to sit down against the wall, exhausted. Mukuro grabs them both ice packs and they sit there together.

I have to say...I didn’t know you could fight like that.

Well, I’m an enigmatic person. I can write a book full of things that you don’t know about me.

Smartass...

But seriously, I was a little worried halfway through that. To an extent, you’re about as much a warrior as I am.

You’re wrong. There’s no way I’m even half the fighter you are and have been.

The reason we were equally matched was because you’ve been slipping.

I’ve...been slipping?

It’s obvious.

I...I don’t want to pry into places that I’m not supposed to but...It’s...

It’s about Makoto, isn’t it?

...

*sigh* He made his choice...He chose to fall in love with Kyoko...and he chose to marry her...

As his faithful bodyguard...and also his friend, all I can do is support him...

Come on dude, you know just as well as I do that he sees you as his friend first and foremost.

That’s just the kind of guy Makoto is.

Yeah, you’re right...

I don’t want to be jealous of Kyoko...or angry that we couldn’t be together. But what’s done is done...

You’re being pretty open about this. It’s kinda surprising.

Well...there wouldn’t be a lot of point in hiding it, would there?

But...thanks...for listening I mean.

I will literally always listen to you man. You don’t gotta thank me.

[wastrelwoods]

by coincidence i keep waiting and listening to all parts of the recent juniverse episodes at once so here’s me....bingeing ALL of ‘man of the future’ at ONCE

p1

oof ramses not sounding great today...little raspy 

this ...Confrontation....OW OOCH OOF...i love a dramatic momente....”ramses was still my hero and i wanted him to drop dead” 

ooooh my girl juno stand UP 

his plan is such a blend of d’arc energy and GAS energy and i am....i just dont trust him and i never have but he’s still so interesting to listen to and its so interesting how certain he is that he’s right about the Greater Good and i am so certain every time he makes any claim that there’s a catch 

“this is what we’ll do with the time that we have” !! “use it as you see fit”!! themes!! themes!

rita blowin raspberries.....holy shit....something is right in this dark world

okay i was made aware this is a mick episode so the question is: WHICH robots are out to kill the two of them? every time they get together it’s gotta happen

rita....i fucking love her 

how...did he develop these robots? where the fuck are they from? 

sldkjgdfkhj mick and his Culture i love him

juno. why are you me, lady. “wheres the damn torture devices i KNOW theyre here” 

oh is mick the robot out to kill em this time. i mean. theia-puppet but Robot 

hhahahah DONT LIKE THAT 

pt 2 

i want peter back very badly but like. would it happen now? i dont know. i dont know

juno im pretty sure that is mostly mick you dont have to be rude. i mean i know its tough for you not to be rude to mick

aw hes stuck on a 14th floor balcony...thats high up 

rita GOOD ..... keepin juno in check...support

you CANNOt undo the progress juno made in relying on the people around him and trusting them 

mick’s stories......too dangerous? DEEP SIGH

juno BLEASE be STRONG 

oh no its fine rita’s got this 

slkdjglekfjg that wasnt even the delete sound....remember when juno made a beep with his mouth 

we CANNOT know rita’s last name its FORBIDDEN 

theres a LOT of minutes left in this episode..hm....

an. ANDROMEDA statue. in his HOME.....god he just doesnt GET andromeda. just never understood her 

this scene. this is a scene for Drawing 

OOOH ......no more talk.....OOOP! who coulda predicted!! 

just kidding he’s been talking like a terminally ill man from his first introduction scene son he’s out of time....which is maybe WHY he set about that quest to Do Good At Any Cost 

ramses havin some fake arguments with himself as a hobby.....god. hey when you dont feel good about doing good then stop talking about how there’s a clear finite ultimate good

what is a man? a miserable little pile of contradictory arguments!

comparing pilot’s takedown, their brutal fatal hubris to ramses’ guilt driving him into the ground after an endless cycle of striving for good and coming up short......OOOOOOH BOY .....OOOH characterization!! 

The Clock Had Stopped 

OOOOH and now they gotta stop the theia from taking over all of hyperion!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! 

THE TICKING AINT OVER we got a NEW COUNTDOWN CLOCK which feels very Finale to me tbh

[vynive]

u ever think a thought and like physically feel yourself go ‘ow oof ooch’