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Wrecked
Eddie Munson x Reader
Content: oral (male receiving) slight sub!Eddie. Listen I just really wanna suck him
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Your eyes snapped open, adjusting to the darkness in the room as the VHS shut off with a click. The light from the TV seemed harsh, jarring you from the quietness surrounding you. It woke you up from your sleepy state, heart thumping wildly as you realized you had fallen asleep against Eddie. Eddie, who talked a mile a minute and told you interesting facts while watching movies, who had gone silent almost an hour ago as you started to drift off. Eddie, who had an arm wrapped around your shoulder, hand lazily drawing patterns on your arm where it rested. Your head against his chest, listening to the steady beating of his heart. "Sorry," you yawned as you sat up," Did I fall asleep?"
Eddie blinked slowly before smiling," Don't worry 'bout it. You need to rest." You lazily smile at him as he stands up. He stretches slowly, joints popping that remind you that neither of you are near your teens anymore. He reaches his arms above his head in a stretch, shirt traveling up just enough to give you a sneak peak of his stomach. Pale skin that showed the stark colors of the dragon curled over the top of his belly button. The dragon that had it's mouth open as if it was blowing fire, fire that actually was pink scars courtesy of the demobats. The scars that he always had a different story for when people saw ("I got attacked by a bear." "A witch cursed me." "I didn't eat my vegetables." "I used to defuse bombs").
Your eyes caught on his belly button, the stupid piercing he got claiming "a dragon had to have a hoard". The blue light from the tv causing the jewelry to glint, showing a kaleidoscope of rainbows in the opal gemstones. Your breath caught at the smattering of hair that trailed down from his belly button. Down to the band of his sweatpants that hung low on his hips. Plaid boxers peeking over the hem of his pants obscured your view of the slight v shape of his hips. The TV light providing the perfect amount of light and shadow to show the slight definition of his abs he had gained from long hours as a mechanic.
The sting from biting your lip pulled you from your casual perusal of Eddie's frame. Eddie who hadn't even noticed and was waving his hands around talking as he stared off at the wall,"- but those are just rumors. I mean if they do make a movie, it better be close to the book. No creative liberties. I want to see the book come to life, ya know? I want the dwarves to have full beards, especially the women and-"
You stand up abruptly," Shut the fuck up." Eddie pauses at your abrupt words and movement. Silence spans a few seconds as he notices the glimmer in your eyes," Excuse you?" You hum, running your eyes up and down his frame. Eddie was definitely a man, no longer the boy you had met in high school. He had filled out more, had some scruff on his jawline. His sweatpants had a hole in his knee and there was a stain on his shirt, but he had never looked more beautiful to you. And you had never wanted to fuck him more.
Eddie tilted his head slightly, untamed and frizzy curls bouncing as he tried to decipher the look in your eye. "I will gladly listen to this conversation, but I can't pay attention right now. Not when you're," you wave your hand gesturing to him," that!" Eddie scoffs," Excuse you? That?." One step is all it takes to get in his space, Eddie instinctively taking a step back.
You push on his chest, firm beneath your open palms, causing him to stumble back into the couch. He lands with a grunt and looks up at you with a look of exasperation. He goes to open his mouth to say what you're sure is a snarky remark, but all thoughts leave his head as you grab his knees spreading them open and kneeling in front of him. His jaw drops as he stares at you between his legs. You bat your lashes at him in what you hope is a seductive look, but let's be honest, both you and Eddie suck at flirting. You trail one hand up from his knee, barely touching as your fingers dance their way up his thigh. His cheeks flush, a beautiful dusty pink that spreads down his neck towards his chest. You wonder how far that blush goes as you lift the hem of his shirt.
Eddie is staring at you, frozen in time. You clearing your throat as you tug on his shirt knocks him from his reverie. "Yeah, okay, fuck uh yea." He leans forward enough to pull the shirt over his head. You lick your lips at the expanse of tattooed skin you see. You lean in, trying to decide where to start. You look up through your eyelids at him, slowly licking the happy trail, that definitely made you happy. The image of you licking his skin, peering up at him through your lashes, was burned into Eddie's retinas. Eddie's knuckles were white as he gripped the couch cushions. His stomach flexed unintentionally at the warmth of your tongue. The small whimper he let out fueled your desire, heat pooling low in your stomach. You nip and suck at his hips, one hand resting on his thigh, the other curled around his back to bring him closer to you. You pulled back after adding a lovely red mark that you know will fade to a bruise.
You can't believe you had fallen asleep next to this man, now the only thoughts involving a bed also involved cardio. You lightly trail a finger over the prominent bulge in his pants, earning a sharply inhaled breath and a buck of his hips. "Jesus fucking Christ," he groans, voice lower then you've ever heard. You lick your lips as your hands reach for the hem of his pants and-
"Wait!" Eddie startles you, and you glance up at his wrecked face. "Huh?" You blink a few times starting to pull back," Do you not..?" "No! No I do!" Eddie clears his throat and grabs the pillow next to him," I just...you should be comfortable..." His face flushes as he holds the pillow between you two, causing you to chuckle. You grab the pillow and put it under your knees, even if you don't need it. "Thanks baby. You're so thoughtful." Eddie preens under the praise, looking smug. Your hands return to his waist band, tugging his pants and boxers down. He lifts his hips to help and-
You've never thought a dick to be pretty before. Sure, you've seen some good ones but this? He's long, curved slightly to the right. Precum beading at the top of a head that is flushed so red it's almost purple. A prominent vein trailing the underside of his dick that you want to lick up. Curls around the base that were trimmed but still unruly. The tension is thick as you stare at his dick, wondering where to start. He twitches under your heavy gaze. "C'mon, don't make me wait.." Eddie mumbles. "You'll take what I give you, and you'll be thankful." You snap back, watching the man pout slightly. For all his bravado and extroverted demeanor, he has no power here and he knows it.
But you decide to have mercy on him as you flatten your tongue against his dick, deciding to follow the vein from his base to his tip. Eddie lets out a high-pitched whine followed by a "thank you", but you don't really care. Yes, it feels good for him, but this is also for your pleasure. You swirl your tongue around his leaking tip, tasting the salty essence. Eddie's hand finds the back of your head instinctively, not using any real force or grip. When you fully envelope his tip with your warm mouth and suck, all coherent thoughts of his are gone. He barely can remember his own name. One of your hands holding his hips back so he can't thrust up, the other wrapped around his dick slowly moving up and down.
Eddie sits there babbling nonsense, he never could stay quiet for long. And you wouldn't want him to, his moans and groans like music to your ears. You pull off of him earning a whine. Eddie's face is flushed, bangs stuck to his forehead, a slight sweat broken out on him. He looks down at you with those big brown eyes like you just kicked a dog. "Please? Fuck, please baby? Don't stop."
You smile up at the wrecked man, the man begging for you to continue. You can feel the light pressure of his hand against your head trying to push you closer to his groin. You could make him beg. Make him wait. But he looks so good like this, you want to see him completely blissed out. You inhale deeply before lightly putting the tip back in your mouth. Eddie has no time to mutter a thank you before you fully sink down on him. Your nose coming flush with the hair you admired earlier, taking him deep in your throat without gagging. "Oh fuckfuckfuck," Eddie pants above you, lost in the feeling of you. You hollow out your cheeks and suck, bobbing up and down along his length. He was a twitching writhing mess beneath you. You lightly palm at his balls, adding enough pressure to have Eddie moan. It didn't take him long before he came with a loud groan, hips bucking without a pattern. You swallowed it to the best of your ability, some leaking out and dripping down your chin.
When he was done, you pulled off him with a pop. Eddie's chest heaved as he panted above you. Eddie looked down from the ceiling, not sure when he had thrown his head back in ecstasy. You swipe the cum off your chin before licking your fingers, eyes locked with his. "Jesus Christ," he runs a hand through his hair and lets out a chuckle. You hum and smile up at him. Eddie lightly grasps your biceps, tugging you to get up,"Not sure what brought that on, but I think its time for me to return the favor. Get up here."
#Listen Eddie deserves to have his entire world view changed through a good bj#Blow him so good you blow his mind#Also idc if he is older that man cannot flirt#He is just a funky lil dude who is a terrible flirt he gets like 0 bitches#BUT even tho he is terrible at flirting I would still suck him off like any day#like call me a succubus the way I'm gonna succ your buss- okay no that...no#Unless.... 👀#Eddie Munson x y/n#Eddie Munson x you#Eddie Munson x reader#Eddie Munson/you#Eddie Munson/Reader#Eddie Munson smut#Eddie Munson#Stranger Things#Stranger Things smut#Gonna post this a SECOND time as uh not even my mutual saw it so...idk why but let's try this again#If yall let this flop you don't even deserve him 😤#Jade is Talking
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Unnecessary.
#im still reeling#every new interaction like sticks in my mind sob#ITS SO SADISTIC#like im already laid on the ground crumpled like a capri sun#why do u need to pinch me!?#and u know wat makes it worse it will be gentle too even tho its supposed to be pissed off at me#its all so cofusing#ik its like gentler if ur not a graverobbing bastard like moi#but i do enjoy the derangedness of all of this#like what is ur problem??? (like ik what its problem is but im still gonna ask)#and U KNOW FOR A FACT that if ur pc was able to properly return the necklace it would go like this#pc on bloodmoon after being dragged to the the lake again: WAIT i put the necklace back see!! so that means u can let me go right? 🥹#.......right??? (._. )#and it would just smile at them and then tentacle them as usual#like asjisjidhqdh#thats actually would be so funny#i can imagine new players thinking theyre about to escape and they hit the next button and theyre on the combat screen lmao#at least it wont be mad ig???#still sucking the purity outta ya tho....#wraith u cant keep doing this to me okay u cant!#and then it keeps doing it to you#degrees of lewdity#ivory wraith#i love this ghost actually#even if its pissed off its like a parasite that im fond of#or something
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Ohhh…





#super old wipswhss#I found them scrolling through my main twitter#I noticed that I had to scroll a long time to find most of my art in my media I suck so bad 🗣️#since I posted screenshots of anime and reaction images more than art lmfao#these are still okay even tho I’ve improved#the bnha wip is from 2017 and the fma wip is from 2018… i still want to finish the fma one if I can get the original file back one of these#days#everything is on my old laptop ugh#my art#i remember wanting to challenge myself with drawing group pieces back then lol#sena is from 2018 🥺#o and T doodle is from 2017 as well#jolyne is from 2016 whaaa#for the jolyne wips I was planning on drawing her in ever canon outfits including all of the ones I could find in the art books and so on#at that time#I’d already sketched up like a good 15 Jolynes or so???#I had sm planned hhhh#sorry for the bnha stuff I was really into it back then lol#the fans made me not want to interact with it anymore tbh
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gojo the type of mf to rent a scooter and ride away when u guys have an argument in public 😒
nah i love this cuz i used to scooter everywhere in college 😭😭😭😭😭 scootering places is HOTTTT idc what anyone says

this is gojo’s whip on GOD (ik u probably meant electric scooter but this came up when i was searching for a pic n i couldnt resist lmfao)
“god babe why can’t u just agree w me sometimes 🙄 im OUTTA here✋🏼😒” nyooom
#he hits his ankle w the back wheel while he’s tryna get away#u ask him if he’s okay and he’s like yeah duh#but he has tears in his eyes#LMFAO#loser#i wld still suck his dick tho#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#headcanon#asks
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not me having a list of people who have personally nudged me further into the closet about my gender and feeling the least bit tilted when they show more #progressive #allyship because of one other person or even question their gender themselves. lel
#obv if the latter im not holding it against them because you live and learn#with the former it’s like. very obvious preferential bias that they still suck at hiding. and the thing is im not saying ‘it’s only okay if#they support trans people because of Me’ you should just be more considerate about these topics when yknow.. someone close to you is trying#to talk to you about it?? not be like ‘ohh well you have other options / i like you better like This’#like oh NOW you’re suddenly very supportive about this because you care more about 1-2 other people and have specific standards for me…?#idk it’s just so fucking fake. zero principles at heart lol#ANYWAYS… is it really worth it anymore. is any of it worth staying around#edit: actually it’s not even about having ‘standards’ for me it’s literally just. ‘i don’t care about about what you do with yourself#but don’t experiment too much because it would upset me’ like lol. lmao.#that or like. ‘don’t do anything that attracts the attention of anyone else you should stay the way you are. even tho i don’t even like it’
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kaladin have you heard the song someone made and attributed to tien? ( https://open.spotify.com/track/7Htam0mM3ngrZkvm8GE6Ym?si=7ZbT9aGgRyem7yavU0vHQw also it’s called Hearthstone (Tien’s Theme) if it’s for some reason region locked, idk)
I have now. and I must admit I have spilled a tear or two.
or three.
or four.
or twenty.
been thinking a lot about tien and hearthstone and my parents and my new brother and. idk.
(I also listened to the other Tien song. and. well. maybe a thousand tears would be more accurate 🥲👍ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.)
#i must admit tien>hearthstone#okay but genuinely i believe that some of the best art is the one that inspires the person experiencing it to start their own creative#projects#doesnt even necessarily have to be connected to the media in question i love it when im inspired by another artists soul#also this entire album is so good GO LISTEN TO UT IF YOU HAVENT YET#tiens theme is really good too (like everything on there tbh) but i must admit i personally prefer#oathpact abandoned and kings wit#i was listening to it while reading my book tho i didnt get to the second disk yet#giving me flashbacks to when i listened to mama by mcr one too many times and wrote a song about dick sucking vampires#im pretty sure i still have the chords here somewhere in one of my notebooks lmao#POINT BEING LISTEN TO THE BLACK PIPERS ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY THANK YOUU#speaking to the stormfather
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this election feels so hollow even though it’s likely ostensibly gonna be a good outcome. labour really just sucks fucking ass rn huh
#if the tories lose bad enough to make lib dems the opposition though… a guy can hope#I think it’s the fact that this is the first general election I can vote in that’s making me lose my mind a little here#I have done basically nothing but read today. I DO know a whole bunch more abt voting systems and the nightmare the tories have been now tho#I’m just kinda like. okay so what happens next? bc labour WILL do some decent shit but they also. fucking suck.#planning to look into the local green party once I’m back at uni bc I could actually do stuff there#I think I’m just dealing with a little bit of whiplash going from doing a biology degree where Everything is about climate change#like unambiguously it gets brought up in every topic (I DO focus on ecology and agricultural stuff and not like genetics but still)#clear consensus from literally everyone you talk to that shit has to happen right the fuck now.#it’s not even like I’m unaware of the state of policy rn I KNOW it’s a nightmare to do anything but we at least TALK about it#and then this election where it’s barely a footnote. biggest thing is the sewage dumping everyone’s talking about and yeah fucking finally#but is that all you’ve got?? the labour manifesto is bleak. it has a section and the stuff they’re proposing isn’t bad but it’s so little#and yeah no they’ve changed the official line on the manifesto to ‘make Britain a clean energy superpower’#I SWEAR it was different a few days ago#maybe I’m being pessimistic bc their plans for clean energy if they actually do them could be huge especially if they manage it by 2030.#it’s just that I know what the targets are and they’re already pulling back on shit like EVs bc of the shift right and I am So Tired#two party politics is a curse. as much as reform is an actual nightmare them getting a decent vote share might actually be the thing that#gets people talking abt proportional representation again bc they are nothing if not good at being loud#did you know we had a fucking referendum in 2011 bc what the fuck. and it went SO BADLY even though people generally supported it#god idk I think I’m once again being naively optimistic about people and election coverage has been very good at knocking me down a bit#people generally are good. I have to believe this. but man the british public is making that really fucking hard#genuinely I think a good chunk of that is down to first past the post driving politics to be divisive and aggressive#like is it the only problem? fuck no. but it’s definitely poisoning the way this shit goes bc when all the parties do is jab at each other#what are we actually doing here#idk I’m gonna stop now but this is taking up a ridiculous amount of bandwidth rn I can’t wait for it to be over#already dreading what the next election could look like in 4 years if starmer continues to suck ass bc I don’t trust him to not like at all#luke.txt#I said i was done but I just looked at the lib dem manifesto and oh my god it’s actually pretty good on this? holy fucking shit
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another morning another free bus journey..
#feeling okay this morning.. im usually better in the mornings its just when the meds wear off that i start to lag a bit#and ruminate ahh. no point ruminating today tho cuz im not gonna be able to have the conversation i want until tmr at the earliest#was nice to call my friend yesterday tho i did complain a little but not abt anything that bad but they were still v sympathetic#which was rly nice of them 🥹#ive been having some difficult dreams these last couple days abt my mum for some reason. well i kind of know the reason why#like we're very similar ppl even if i cant talk to her abt everything in my life bc she would find it too upsetting#so i think my mind includes her in dreams bc shes like. the only person i feel true emotional solidarity with#like she experiences emotional dysregulation + rsd in the same way i do which has sucked for us both but just. we're not alone innit#anyway its ok just dreams its not real anyway#and climbing tonight YEAAAHHHH i just gotta make it thru today#itll all be okay one way or another. aight i need to clock in so i can use the work bathroom i gotta pee rl bad#.diaries#FUCKKKKK MY PERIOD JUST STARTED.....its late why does it have to come TODAY#please dont let the cramps be too bad so i can still climb later 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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I am so normal about this upload yea I'm perfectly fine rn yep
#chonny jash#now i gotta stay up till 6am for uploads gah#anyway about the video:#1. songs like this always make me sad but i mean at least its upbeat?#2. WHA BROS DANCING AND ROCKIN THE FITS WHAT#this dude can pull off multiple outfits & hair styles and i cant even do ONE what tf#Discovering my Gender with Chonny Jash#i am so worried he was gonna fall off the chair tho#3. i thought it was just me or the last vid but his accent is more obvious in these which is cool#cos he's not playing a character he's himself#3. uhhhh suck my balls#4. these songs make me feel bad but also like CJ I've been here for about 9 months and love even the shit like the mario album#im stuck here for AWHILE and im gonna like the music no matter what not even I can make myself leave#im trapped hel p#i still feel bad tho#is that a parasocial thing? i hope not#im too much of a baby lol#okay moss is shutting up now#KJ don't know how to shut his damn mouth
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