#like ok hes face is SMOOOOOOTHED

[garrandia]

almost everytime I see edits of my stuff its filtered to death to get all the skin texture that I put in away and it baffles me

Like ok just put it through the anime filter bestie and be done

this makes mi feel bad and it's not even the worst case

[here2bbtstrash]

ALRIGHT. i got my brainrot list of 50+ songs down to.... still too many, probably 😂 but i'm decently satisfied with these finalists 🥰

tiny disclaimer that these are just MY favorites! this is in no way meant to be all-encompassing so don't come yell at me about forgetting something. there are some obvious songs that aren't on here bc i had to pare the list down, and frankly i live in the back half & japanese albums of bangtan's discography so that's gonna be where most of my favorites are!!! you can MAKE YOUR OWN LIST if you disagree with me 👹

with that out of the way, i present to you, my hobi hoes: ~my favorite hoseok vocal moments~ - join me under the cut, won't you? 🌹

jamais vu: starting here bc this is the one that gave me the brainrot 😵‍💫 his super low melody on his verses at 0:23 and 1:46 (sounds even better in this live version omg) and then the backing vocals on the final chorus???? slut me all the way out. i'm obsessed with this subunit frankly

for youth: A PERSONAL FAVE I JUST WHEIUGHRKRJGDFG he's so smooooooth with it !!! and giving srs milf energy in this performance lmao (i'm also obsessed with his dance moves in this one !!!)

i like it: clears my skin every time 😩 just such a fun little bop of a verse, and he fucking eats it live!!!

tomorrow: listen, if there's one thing hobi's gonna do it's have insane breath control. bc tell me how my man went from rolling around on the floor doing choreo for his life to hitting notes at the BOTTOM of his register like 30 seconds later? do you know how much fucking air that takes???? ok i'm done being a voice nerd i'm just never not impressed at his vocal stamina. that shit is HARDDDDDD!!!!

spine breaker: this is just one of my favorite bangtan songs i won't even lie lmao 🙈 i live for them nasty low notes ty goodbye (and tae and jin sound SO GOOD here too wweeeeoooowww)

equal sign: i mean come on, i can’t not mention it. i’ll never forget hearing the chorus and those sweet high notes for the first time - i fell out of my damn chair lmaooooo. love that he traverses nearly the whole range of his voice in this one - and the technique on his mixing up there makes me so happy like that shit has some weight to it!!!!

lights: the japanese singles will always do what needs to be done i swear!!!! i fucking love this verse i want to eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner. so effortless, so bouncy and pretty 🥺 (i also feel this way about stay gold and for you but i was trying to have self-control and not put every japanese single on here BUT THERE U GO)

save me: these lines always put a smile on my face but like SPECIFICALLY this tiny desk version - that live hopekook harmony just lights up every fucking atom in my body 😩 they sound incredible

rain: IT'S ONLY LIKE TWO SUNG LINES BUT I PROMISE THAT SHIT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

born singer: i fucking can't get enough of the tone of his voice in this one and i die over how emotional he looks when he does it live??? and ~we go, we go, we go~ is hobi all over, so catchy and fun

you never walk alone: there’s a lot of stuff showcasing the ends of hobi’s range on this list but i looooove me some MID-RANGE HOBI and my god. he belts this so open and free with so little tension wheuihegkdjg. if he ever wanted to take his solo albums in a more pop or even rock direction i’d eat it the fuck up, he absolutely has the voice for it!!! (for further evidence, see this part of outro: wings)

24/7=heaven: HONESTLY i blush when this song comes on my headphones and i’m in public lmaoooo. he’s so smooth, so playfully teasing, the “daaaaarling”????? would scream like a fangirl if i heard this live, bark bark bark

airplane pt.2: ahhhh yes. this will forever be the verse that makes me a whore. it’s a pavlovian response at this point. i hear gureum wireul maeil and my tongue is out, it is what it is. (also further evidence for hobi's insane vocal stamina bc he literally does NOT STOP MOVING lmfao)

path: it is literally HOMOPHOBIC that this song isn't on spotify 😩 but wooooof his entire verse is just insane, the flip from gorgeous low notes to growly rap to lovely open chest voice in the span of like 4 lines????? HOW HOBI! HOW!

mama: TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!! i am gonna be so real, i cannot watch this video without crying omg. talk about heartfelt and singing with your everything. plus the ad libs he throws in like it's nothing???? ALL ROUNDER SHIT!

blood sweat & tears: I MEAN this chorus is just iconic and then he came back and killed the verse too?!?! HELLO!!!!! i couldn’t not include this song, BST was like THEEEEE jihope era imo

epilogue: young forever: SPEAKING OF SONGS THAT MAKE ME CRY LOL - it makes me so happy that they gave hobi the emotional BUILDUP of this song because man he fucking sells it. this song makes me sob like a baby and his verse is entirely to blame 😭

OKAY I AM FORCING MYSELF to stop here 🙈 what do you think??? what's on YOUR list???? let me know~ 💌

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 25.07.19 lb

phew. a dream. thank god.

dadu and his boringass stories about the “good old days”. fwding.

this asshole is back. with a thundercloud over his head, and bitching about kabir.

jai has had enough of the kabir slander and is like ‘at least he does shit around here.’

this fucking degenerate. fuck offffffff you waste of space.

dadu says the same.

ok kabir, itnaaaaaaaaaaaa bhi dedicated hone ki zaroorat nahi hai tereko. tere baap ki company nahi hai yeh. literally.

some more seskual tension.

chopra comedy. nahi chahiye.

sr. chopra has been given some cheapda idea by idiot beta. lorddddddd, ek pal ka sukoon nahi inki wajah se. 

ohohohohohoho *tip tip barsa paani hook music plays*

lol khuddaari over pneumonia, i guess.

"tumhare jaisa akdu aadmi maine aaj tak nahi dekha. kis baat ki ego hai itni???"

trying to hide her concern with disdain about how she doesn't care about him or anything, she just doesn't want him to bunk work tomorrow coz he falls sick.

"gareeb ho, gaadi nahi khareed sakte, kam se kam chaata toh rakho."

spoke too soon.

yeh aur gloat karne ka mauka chode? ho hi nahi sakta.

attitude aisa jaise he’s doing ehsaan on HER by accepting her kindness.

omg just fuck already.

great. consignment waala tempo chori ho gaya. fucking chopra.

ek side se driver ko interrogation, doosre side se pooja ko moral support. what is this dude even????? [*han ji eun from full house voice*: "multiplayer!"]

pooja badly trying to do damage control with clients, while chopra tries to do chugli and mess everything up. god this is triggering me. i truly cannot handle corporate bullshit anymore.

pooja going to bat for kabir with 100% trust. waaaaaah.

ranjeet is me, i am ranjeet. 4ever sleepy.

what dumbass way is this of finding the tempo? poora indore ghoomoge kya, aise mundi ghumaate ghumaate???

pooja ka phone bhi kaat diya. BITCH SHE’S CALLING COZ IT’S AN EMERGENCY. DO NOT DO THIS BULLSHIT RN.

lo mil gaya chor.

lol his helmet hair.

(he needs to colour his hair black again. or make the sides brown too. it looks really dumb with just the middle thicket of hair being coloured.)

lmao woooooooow, what smooooooth detectivegiri.

bhaag bhaag dk bose dk bose dk bose bhaag bhaag dk bose dk bhaag...

side note: zain's running face always makes me lmao.

mil hi gaya! mil gaya!

uske beech mein isko anaathaalay se donation ke reminder phone calls. ouffffff.

bohut dino se bhai ne haathapai nahi ki hai. aaj mauka bhi hai, dastoor bhi.

waah, special agent waale din yaad aa gaye.

lmaoooooooooooooooo omg, he literally shook it off. this shimmy move was sooooo funny, i just couldn't resist giffing it to show y'all.

jawline appreciation.

some more grumpy cat face and chest appreciation.

great. phone aur tempo dono ki battery khatam. greaaaaaat.

pooja rueing the moment she trusted kabir. oh sis.

———————————————————————

abbbbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar, back to this misunderstanding garbage tomorrow. maine nahi dekhna. hmph. happy early weekend to me.

[ralfstrashcan]

3x11 Reaction / Commentary

So I haven't even started the episode and I'm already confused.

Why did Netflix put 3B in a separate folder? I mean, they didn't with 2B. What's the matter with that. Or is this just the German Netflix??

Smoooooothe move. Somewhere Derek Hale is smiling proudly.

Wtf why they so slow. I was half expecting this to be a simulation or sth because they took ages to arrive and then were walking super chill???

Seelie guy doesn't use this obvious distraction of the others to try and escape, since he knows he's just a minor character and shouldn't interfere.

Beautiful grieving sequence, especially Jace with the sketch of himself. I knew there would be a portrait of him in there before he even turned the page, I could feel it. I love how sensitive and therefore predictable the show is.

Ooooh nooooo Clary is still aliiiiiive, who whould have thought?!?!?! Okay sorry haha I had to.

lol didn't he look in a mirror recently and realize there's still no real resemblance? I mean, at least now he's not charred anymore, so I guess there's more resemblance than before, but you know what I mean. And I get it, this is supposed to be a parallelism to Lilith saying the same thing, but if memory serves right, at this point in time Jonathan was a) in a thick glass casket and b) dead so I'm wondering how he could have heard that.

wtf I'm getting sooo mixed signals from him. Does he want to give off creeper vibes or play house? Because he's kinda doing both?? Play Creeper House???

YEAH LITERALLY I WANT TO SEE THEIR HEATING BILLS

This...... doesn't sound as reassuring as it sounded in your head, Jonathan.

So, points for Clary for that ploy, but my heart is already pre-emptively breaking for Jonathan when he finds out she's playing him. The poor guy just wants family after being used and abused his whole life, man. Is that too much to ask.

More points for Clary for being sensible and grabbing a coat!!

“Clary, come on. You can't go out there. You're never gonna survive.”

Hahaha that had me laughing out loud. So Clary.

Okay, minus points for Clary for not actually wearing the coat. You had a winning streak of common sense but all good things must end, I guess.

Picturesque. But, uh, since Jonathan isn't following her she could slow down. And if she was a Slytherin, she would have waited til after breakfast with her daring escape.

LISTEN I LOVE THIS CASUAL DOMESTICITY

Also if you're more make-up versed than I am (which, admittedly, isn't very hard) and realized something was off about the way Magnus held that eyeliner stick (?) then check lynne-monstr's eyeliner salt club tag because it's hilarious. I also want to rec volunteer_of_hufflepuff's fic smile even though your heart is breaking because it's awesome.

...........................really. Really. That's how they want to play it? Ugh, okay. Ugh.

You know, I've had a whole lengthy extensive (dare I say exhaustive) rant ripening in my head since I saw this bit in the sneak peek but I'm just not in the mood, so let me cut it short: I get Simon's reaction emotionally, since losing Clary must be a horrible experience for him, but I'm still bitter about early 3A where blasting that werewolf across Taki's yard and knowing he might never walk again didn't bother Simon for one second. Repercussions should always matter, regardless of how close you are to the person affected.

Oh dear, she's still running. And her hair still looks like that?

Sure. Also

How can he keep up with her when he's walking and she's running? I mean he's not that much taller than her. Or does she run ten feet, pause to gasp and pant a little, runs again, stop and go, y'know? So on average she's just powerwalking.

Ok srsly I need to stop this nonsensical commentary.

Yeah and I guess he didn't notice the Clave-approved vampire-torture-sunlight construction Aldertree installed in this very same office (shown in 2x04 if you care to remember).

........who are you and what did you do to Alec Lightwood? You seriously want to tell me he'd consider not bringing up a violation of the Accords, and more importantly power abuse and torture, because of political reasons and he's “scared” to lose his standing with Jia? Please. He'd be enforcing Clave law. He'd be well within his right. We're talking about the guy who flat out refused to do the Inquisitor's bidding because it went against his moral code. Compared to that, this is a walk in the park. So. Please.

“I understand the kind of pain you're in, Jace.”

“No you don't. I'm sorry, you don't.”

“You're right...

Oh my god this isn't about Clary, or at least not for the most part. Jace is frikking traumatized because he wasn't in control of his body or his actions or his frakking mind for days. Btw I'm actually impressed and surprised they bothered to focus on anything but the Clary-Drama, namely Jace second-hand-killing like 33 people. And Imogen. And almost Alec. The way I see Jace he'll focus on his guilt, not the pain he feels over Clary's loss. Clary will be on his mind and that's one more thing to feel shitty about, because how can he be so selfish and think about his own pain when he brought so much more pain on other people? Jace has an incredibly intricately self-destructive mind and I love how it was portrayed here. Also loved the scene in general with some Izzy&Jace sibling feels, the tender way she talks to him, his kiss to her hand. But the focus (mainly because of Izzy) returning to Clary annoyed me a little.

And by the way, there is one person who can understand Jace. Alec. Because he was possessed by a demon and forced to kill someone, too. Granted, he doesn't have the memories of the action itself, but he saw it on tape. He blames himself because the demon fed off his own hate against Jocelyn. So I would really really love to see those two talking about it. I'm extremely thrilled to watch on and see if they do (but lol kinda hoping they don't because then I can finish writing my ficlet about it, which I sadly didn't manage to before 3B aired).

MY LIFE EXPECTANCY JUST INCREASED BY AT LEAST FIVE YEARS OKAY

Also what a damn badass nightlight, I want one as well even though I hate not to sleep in absolute darkness, that's how pretty this is.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA I  C A N ' T

ALEC'S OFFENDED FACE AS IF THIS IS NEWS TO HIM

Wow I'm so glad they didn't forget about Iris. I was scared, not gonna lie.

Tbh I don't find Madzie's reaction that realistic. I mean, Valentine – the first person to talk to her after she got ripped from her normal life in her normal home – told her Clary got Iris into trouble. At some point they must have told her that Iris isn't coming back. But did they really tell her Iris was breeding warlocks? I highly doubt that. At most they told her Iris did some bad things. But, since they probably said the same thing about Valentine (and he was always “nice” to her) and told her Clary wasn't in fact evil, that kind of loses its meaning. And let's not forget, she is a child. A probably traumatized child, I might add, since Valentine used her to literally kill at least ten Shadowhunters that we see on screen, likely more. Her perception of what is right and what is wrong is easily swayed. And personally I think she neither really registered that Iris is supposed to be the bad guy now nor that living with Catarina / Magnus and Alec is sooooo much better than living with Iris ever was, so her having such a strong opposition against going with Iris seems unrealistic to me.

Love this. So good.

This is actually really beautiful

This is actually really dramatic for no reason and I'm soooo here for it.

Soooooo am I the only one wondering why the F Cat didn't put some wards on Magnus's place? I mean????? There is no explanation given for that, and frankly I can't come up with one. If not for Magnus, then Cat would at least put wards there while Madzie stays with him. Or....... do they want to imply Cat doesn't know that he lost his magic?? Hä?! If so, who the hell patched Alec back up from his neat little life-threatening arrow wound? Cuz I had assumed it was Cat. Since, y'know Jace pleaded with Magnus to help Alec, implying (to me at least) that an iratze alone wouldn't cut it this time. Except of course, if he asked because he didn't want to be bothered with taking out his stele and activating Alec's healing rune, but when Magnus refused because no magic he had no other choice.... and let's be real, the first scene of this episode heavily implies that a healing rune can cure just about anything in 0.3 seconds flat.

Alec wanting to bench Magnus makes no sense. Keeping him around and/or at the Institute makes more sense than, oh I don't know, telling him to stay in his loft where there are no wards. Wtf is logic anyway, right?

I liked this scene, don't get me wrong but... what's with the tough love? Alec isn't usually like that?? He's soft and firm reassurance, not aggressive and authoritative reassurance. Did he try that route before and it didn't work?? I need some answers.

“I had no idea.”

“How could you? You weren't there.”

“Me leaving had nothing to do with Simon. I just needed to be alone.

Okay, what, am I supposed to blame Maia now for needing time for and taking care of herself? She's so defensive as if her leaving was objectively wrong, and it wasn't.

“I guess when times get tough, some people need to be alone. And others need to be around other people.

Please, this is a dirty lie. Remind me again, who was it that pushed Alec away after he found out about her yin fen addiction, insisted she could handle it on her own, ran away and finally confiding in some random stranger she had just met? It wasn't Maia. Who stayed up late all night, disregarding her own emotions and rather tearing herself apart trying to fix the drama of her brothers than to mention to anyone she wasn't alright? Wasn't Maia either.

I feel strongly about this because this seems like a really cheap way to break up Saia and set up Sizzy and I don't like cheap things. I don't like Sizzy either, but my main demand is quality, not a certain content. I'll accept Sizzy if it's done correctly. But this isn't it. This is laying blame on a character who's not to blame, and making claims about another character that are plain untrue if you look at the last three seasons.

I've said it before, there would be good ways to break up Saia. For example their attitude to violence differs greatly from one another. Maia is trigger-happy and sees no harm in it, Simon is more or less pacifistic (at least when he's not having his I-don't-care-about-anything-but-my-gig-mood). Creating a conflict out of this would have been in character. Claiming Maia is somehow to blame because she wasn't there is not only unfair, but also invalidating all Maia has done for Simon before, and that was a lot. Putting up with her shitty ex, helping him search for Lilith, fighting her own pack so they don't bully him. She was about to have a face-off with the Seelie Queen – the very same creature that held her hostage not too long ago – just to be by his side. Is that all suddenly not worth anything anymore, just because she had the audacity to take a little time for herself, to sort through her own issues?

Seriously, he let her walk in that? No wonder she collapsed. Jonathan should have gotten her nice hiking boots.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

CAN WE JUST.... CAN WE...... APPRECIATE.......... HOW HE BATS ALL HER MAGIC ATTACKS AWAY....... LIKE............ MAGNUS................ H O W

Btw if this is supposed to sway me and make me see that benching Magnus would have been the right call, then it's not working, because fine, let's assume Magnus had gone home. Then Iris would have had an even easier job to snatch him away, because a) no wards and b) no sword. And on top of that Alec wouldn't have had a way of knowing that Magnus was even taken, since I doubt Iris would have let Magnus call or text him.

Do you even know that? I'd like to see what you're willing to do after being tortured for ten years. Just saying. But fine. Stay there on your high horse.

Ohmygod I am stunned. I couldn't have written that summation any better and to be honest I had assumed the show would just blackpaint Jonathan as evil villain and be done with it. This is so much more than I expected. I am impressed. (And of course now I hope that there will be a redemption arc for Jonathan, but I'm afraid I'm setting myself up for heartbreak with this one.)

Do they intend to tell me that this whole place is warmed by the fireplace? Why not by a heater? Since the three billion lamps

imply there's electricity somewhere. Or was that line about firewood just Jonathan's way to exit the scene? Who knows.

“Ollie? Doesn't remember a thing. Praetor was good about getting her and Samantha relocated. New identities. They're safe now, like everyone else.”

I'm still high-key bitter about this. I love Ollie a great deal, okay, so this is a pretty disappointing solution to outsource her from the plot. Just let her forget all the shit so she doesn't have to deal with trauma. Guess she thinks now her mother died in an explosion caused by a gas leakage or something. I wonder what the mundane police has to say about that and how long it'll take them to find her, since, y'know, they have evidence against her and all that.

Edit: This doesn't actually make sense if you think about it. Did Ollie just get dropped into a witness protection program for no reason she can remember? Or does that “new identities” actually mean they have completely new identities because they don't remember ANYTHING from their old life?? I need answers.

I get it. This is supposed to make me see how rundown and wasted Luke is. But is he purposefully trying to make himself look like a confused hobo? I mean couldn't he like, prepare the notes he wanted to show Jace? It's like he's trying to reinforce to Jace he shouldn't listen to a thing Luke says because these are clearly the actions of a desperate man. Presentation is half the battle man, man.

Hah, badass. There's a reason I love him.

I totally dig Magnus in his kiddie clothes, but I also need a lot of answers because there's blood on his hands and bodies at his feet and this doesn't look like magic gone haywire, this looks like a massacre and I need answers. I wonder if they're gonna explain this flash or just let it sit there uncommented. (I hope they address it and I hope it has something to do with Asmodeus and their time together.)

Ugh do I honestly have to reiterate that parking Magnus in his ward-less loft wouldn't have helped? Also, he's a grown-ass man and can make decisions for himself, dammit.

Owning up to his mistakes unrestrainedly. There's a reason I have a soft spot for Raphael.

New York, huh? What a coincidence. Wouldn't want him to live somewhere else and have Maia burn through the other half of her paycheck to pay some warlock to portal them again, right?

Also, not to be controversial, but why don't they ask the Praetor first? Since they had a whole ass book on the mark of cain and everything. And figured out what it is. And getting rid of something so dangerous is basically their job. I mean. Just saying.

You know I always marvel at this. Just because he's old he knows shit? Is there really an age where knowledge pops into your head just because? Because I'm still waiting for that to happen to me, let me tell you. Just like being immortal somehow grants you immediate access to celebrities and the questionable honor to be in the midst of all historical events of the slightest relevance? Srsly if I was immortal I'd still be glued to my lappy and hate going out.

LOL give Iris a front row seat on how you smashed her XD XD XD

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

<3 <3 <3

This exchange thing is a ploy, and to be honest, a painfully obvious one. I find it really kinda hard to believe Iris falls for it. What I've been asking myself since this plot line started is, why didn't Iris have that idea herself? Like, I honestly expected her to use Magnus as a hostage and tell Alec he either hand over Madzie or she'll kill Magnus. Makes way more sense than her just trying to find Madzie herself and then what, try to break her out again? That didn't work last time, and since the warlocks are warned by Magnus's abduction it'd be even unlikelier to work now. I get it plot-wise since it'd be a little awkward if Iris out-blackmailed the Shadowhunters, but like. Seriously. What's the in-universe-explanation for this???

I don't know why, but Magnus looks super cute in this shot.

Five bucks say this is Izzy with a shapeshifting rune, and ISTG if this is actually Madzie then I can just shake my head at them.

Okay, I totally dig Lightwood siblings working together but. Why do you have to simultaneously hurt me with plot holes.

1) Where did they get Seelie Magic? Did they employ Meliorn? Srlsy. Also, the Seelie Magic at the beginning of the episode could move so why was Illusion!Madzie standing there like a display dummy? That was super suspicious.

2) Why didn't they use a shapeshifting rune? The illusion would have held longer, Izzy could have gotten closer and tied Iris up more easily, without Magnus getting smashed first. But, drama I guess.

3) Where the f is Catarina? Please. Her ward almost gets kidnapped and all she does is go “Oh shit, gotta relocate her to some other High Warlock lol.” Her best friend gets kidnapped and all she does is go “Oh shit, but whatever, here have a fake ransom note but don't think I'll move my ass from this super important Bitching and Drinking Conference. I payed like 200 bucks to get in.” Wtf. This is shitty ooc behavior from her. Wtf. She's either suuuuuper confident that Alec and Izzy will get Magnus back no problem, or she doesn't give a shit about him, and sorry, I don't believe either of those two options.

HAHAHA I'M SCREAMING LOOOOOL!!! Is this code for “We wanted to kill her but Lilith was quicker so we'll pretend we weren't even interested in killing her in the first place”? The Clave, man. Always good for a laugh.

No, dummy, this is their R&D Department.

I'm not even kidding, remember 2x04:

Oh the good old times.

This was. Really good. Really. I'm like, reeling. I feel like show writers read too many fanfics and therefore the Malec scenes this ep were exquisite. Magnus evasively running around and not liking his “powerlessness.” Alec there to reassure him with the sweetest of words. Their kiss, not to short, but hard and determined, with feeling. Top tier shit.

Wow, even though the words that left their mouths were reassuring and good it still feels like their relationship is suddenly dying. I wonder why that is? Oh, right. Because Sizzy, that's why.

I love.

Ooooh guess the residual electricity finally ran out. And I guess Clary turned all the candles off to match the mood? Also, since it was dark outside before and now isn't anymore.... was Jonathan out collecting firewood the entire night? That's dedication, man.

.......what a coincidence that their healing rune is in the exact same spot. On that note, I've been wondering.... if the ressurection resetted his skin to a state it hasn't been in for ten years, effectively un-charring it, shouldn't his runes have disappeared as well? Did he spend the “days” Clary was sleeping with putting runes all over himself?? On that note, why the hell did Clary have to sleep for days when Jonathan was the one who came back from the dead? All that Clary did was running at Simon in slow motion. I mean, I know what I would find more taxing.

I soooo appreciate the blood on her teeth. Such care for detail <3

Okay, so I realize that this makes Jonathan look like a fanatic, but I actually understand this scene like this: He's not an idiot. He knew Clary wasn't really going to give him a chance. But this, this is his chance, because now she has no choice but to stick with him and see for herself.

Btw if you're wondering why I'm so pro Jonathan, you can read the beginning of this post where I got out all of my Jonathan Feels. Basically, until I actually see him act intrinsically evil I refuse to believe all hope is lost for him. He did terrible things, yes, and he's aware of that, but the way I see it he did them because he wasn't ever presented with an alternate choice. And now that he has one, he's holding onto it tooth and nail. He wants to leave all the pointless violence behind.

I'm aware he's a sadistic psycho in the books, but this wouldn't be the first time the show gave a character a make-over (for the better) and so far the only compelling piece of evidence on the show in favor of Jonathan's demon blood causing him to be unsavably evil was Jocelyn's vision of him killing a flower as a baby, and it's not even clear if that was intentional. So excuse me if that's not enough for me to write him off.

Gif Sources: Malec cheek kiss, Magnus being cutesy with his croc impression, Magnus brandishing his sword *facepalm* you know what I mean, Magnus batting Iris's magic away

[levi-ish]

Neighbors Rivals pt.I || College!Tom

alrighty so I’m back. Writing hcs again (sorry) bc I can’t really turn my thoughts into full ENGLISH words

I guess it will change when I move into England, but we have a little time before that so... headcanons, yeah

And I did a little research on frats and soririties and found a shitload of things that I didn’t want to read so I’m writing about what I read

hope you all enjoy! Thanks for reading”

Part II here

you have been a member of Delta Gamma for a year

the girls there were so sweet and kind and you had a rep of being one of the most beautiful girls in campus

and while most of your sorority sisters would go partying you would stay in studying to keep your scholarship

one of the best things about Delta Gamma was where it was located bc it was so quiet and chill for study hours

until one day

it all started when Sigma Chi decided to move to another house bc the other one was infested with bugs

and for your luck they moved nextdoor

the head of Delta Gamma, Karey, didn’t seem to like that too bc she knew what they said about their parties and it wasn’t good things at all

but she decided to give them a chance

you on other way never liked the idea of being disturbed 

for you they were a bunch of horny and crazy teenagers

your old soul talking

“can’t we make them move away?” “no, Y/N, let’s give them a chance. They can’t be that bad” “don’t think so”

and Karey suggested that you all go to their party one night

you whined but she and other sisters insisted

“c’mon Y/N I don’t even recognize you without a bun and your sweats” “you have a problem with my style now?”

even though you weren’t in the mood at all you decided to go

you put your good ripped jeans and a white lace top and your friend Julia made your makeup

your sisters started to call dibs on guys names that you’ve never heard of and you stayed neutral

when you got there you saw the girls heading to the main room being captured in all of those different lights 

you watched the movement around you and saw lots of guys wearing the same Sigma Chi shirts and supposed that they were the house owners

there were lots of grinding and make outs there and you even saw Daysia going upstais with a guy

then you decided that you’ve had enough and headed to the kitchen to make yourself a drink

you were looking for the solo cups and started to get angry when you didn’t find them

“you looking for those?”

you looked behind you to find a guy you’ve never seen before holding a new pack of solo cups

“sorry we ran out of them and I just got more” “oh, thanks” “you’re new here?” “me? No. I’m a sophomore” “then we have never met before. I’m Tom” “Y/N”

you served yourself some beer and took a moment to look at his features

damn was he hot

your eyes wandered on his face for a while, taking in his sharp jaw and cheekbones sculpted by angels

and those eyes

“take a picture, darling, it will last longer”

when you thought that couldn’t get better you heard the british accent and melted

“I’m sorry. I was... ok, I was checking you out” “it’s ok, sweetheat. I am too” “checking yourself out?” “checking you out.”

you looked like a tomato by now

that black shirt that he was wearing was so fitting that you just couldn’t take your eyes off

“let’s get out of here”

you took his hand and followed him

Tom guided you outside the house to the streets in a place you’ve never seen before

it was like a soccer field but smaller and had all those lamp posts that made the place look so better

he sat down and tapped the grass for you to sit on too

you spent all night talking about thoughts, stories, theories and personal stuff

you told him about your passions and he seemed to enjoy all of them

he told you that he was english who are you trying to fool with that accent Holland? and that he was majoring performing arts

after talking for a really long time you saw the sun coming up and just laid on the grass with your head resting lightly on his shoulder and fell asleep with him

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS? SO FUCKING CUTE KILL ME

the next day you woke up and realized that you had to get back to your house and gave Tom a goodbye cheek kiss

when you got home your sisters were sitting on the sofa while talking and eating and they all turned their heads in your direction

“where were you last night” “she was getting soooome” “fuck yeah (y/n)”

you went straight to your room and kept thinking about your beautiful night with the british boy and fell asleep again

your sister Kara woke you up and told that the girls were having a meeting at the living room

that was weird ‘cause meetings were rare and for important stuff 

there were only two meetings before and they were about the problem with the tampons fuck they were tough and the cake thief

you went downstairs and found all ya girls forming a circle around the sofas and Karey in the center

she started talking and the tension in the air was evident

she told you about two of the girls who slept with guys from Sigma Chi and that they filmed them while doing it

and about how they posted it on their social medias

you were shocked and felt bad for them 

they didn’t deserve those immature boys 

“I suggest that we never get close to them again. It’s for our own good. And if you value our womens rights you should follow this new rule”

of course you agreed

the following morning was ordinary and your last class of the day was just cancelled so you went to the café nearby

you ordered the same and sat down on a table while catching up with the today’s lessons and felt a hand on your shoulder

when you turned around you were blessed by the warmest smile you’ve ever seen 

“hey darling, what are you up to?”

you invited him to sit up and talked about random shit and classes

“so you’re studying?” “yeah, I know, boring...” “I think it’s lovely that you care about your grades so much.” “don’t you? I mean, they’re our futures” “are they really? ‘Cause I think I’m just looking at mine”

this boy’s smooooooth af

of course you blushed hard

“are you ok, love?” “why would you ask?” “looks like there’s something bothering you” “oh, it’s something that happened yesterday... shitty thing”

he took your hand and it felt better than that night

it felt right

“shall we?”

and you went with him

he took you to the campus amphitheater and guided you to the stage

it was empty and he just made some reverences like he was saluting the imaginary public

“good evening, my fellows. Today I have the greatest (Y/N) with me and she would love to show you her abilities” “Tom, what are you doing?” “c’mon, it’s called acting. I know you can do it” “it’s silly” “I never said it wasn’t”

so you gave up and stepped forward next to him looking at the imaginary crowd and started dancing awkwardly

“that’s what I’m talking about!”  “I look ridiculous” “lemme help you”

he pulled you by the waist taking a breath away from you while his face was getting closer to yours

“hands on my neck, love”

you did as he told you to and your faces were so close that you could feel his hot breath on your lips

and you saw him looking at them from time to time

before you could say anything he closed the space between you by sealing a sweet kiss

and gosh, those warm, soft, made of silk lips

the feeling was like he planted all the roses in the world in your empty yard

then you two broke the kiss for air and just smiled at each other like two adorable dorks

“you look good like this” “huh, thanks, Tom” “... but I think you look better with me”

and it was the start of something new it feels so right to be here with you OOOOHhooh

as the days went by you and Tom only got closer

so did the Sigma Chi and Delta Gamma rivalry

the boys didn’t like the complaint that you girls made to the authorities and started to get back at you

first they started to throw parties in school nights not letting anyone sleep

then they put galons of paint in your pool

and they let out lots of real chickens running on your house halls

after that, Karey declared war

your girls changed all of their underwear for grandmas panties and they had to wear nothing for and entire week

then your sister Sara had the idea of putting laxative in their milk by the night and all of their brotherhood had to stay an entire day absent

of course, you stayed out of it

you didn’t like what they did to your friends but you didn’t want to get involved in those pranks

but the rule was still on. No one gets involved with Sigma Chi guys

one boring evening you were studying and Tom sent you a message telling you to open the window spiderman feelings

you saw him there and a smile appeared on your face

“what are you doing here? How did you even get so high?” “I have my abilities, darling. Just like you and your dancing” “shut up”

that night you and him laughed a lot and tried to stay quiet to not alert the other girls even though most of them went to a party

conversations with Tom were always exciting bc you never ran out of topics

but that day you did

and then the only topic spoken between you two was about tongues

and things became hotter and hotter with every inch you got closer

you woke up when the sun rose and felt your head resting on a surface that weren’t your pillow and you were curious about it

A B S 

boy this boy

his arm was around you and he was holding you close to his chest while snoring lightly

you smiled at the sight and he started to wake up slowly too

“hey” “hi” “I think I like you more than I thought so”

then you blushed hard but showed him you felt the same by sealing your lips together like you had almost all night long

“hey (Y/N) do you have some tampons? I ran out of... What is that?”

Kasey opened the door without hesitation and saw you and Tom curled up in your bed

and lemme say that her face wasn’t any good

“what’s he doing here?” “Kasey! Close the door! Jeeez” “(Y/N), what’s our first rule?” “what does it have to do with him?” “ask him yourself. We’ll talk about it later”

you looked at Tom and pushed your covers to your bare chest 

“what’s she talking about?” “I don’t know” “Tom, where do you live?”

you saw the smile fade away from his face and felt your breath getting heavier

“I swear I have nothing to do with the things that they do to you girls and...” “are you fucking kidding me? You’re from the fucking Sigma Chi?” “(Y/N)...” “get out of here, Thomas.”

he didn’t even tried to say anything more

he just grabbed his clothes and put his hand on the doorknob but you stopped him

“go by the window. I don’t want the girls seeing you”

and he did

what did you think? Maybe a pt. II? Hope you liked! Also, shoutout to my girl: @eddiespatronum (she’s an amazing writer and brazilian too <3)

[lupintyde]

The A-mew-sing Sequel To Adrien’s Game

This time, there are only four episodes covered but a lot of pictures so I’m adding a “read more”...eventually.  Also, Ladybug is on Netflix!  Go watch.  Here we go with the next four eps!

The last time we left our boy Adrien, he was developing his flirting technique with the lovely Marinette.  Or not.  It’s fun to speculate though, right?  Right?!

…ANYway, let’s see how he tops the almost kiss.

 In “Darkblade” (Le Chevalier Noir):

Marinette decides to run against Chloe for class something-or-other

To the utter delight of 95% of the class

That’s right man, just play it cool...

CASUAL FINGER GUNS and AMBIGUOUS SUPPORT!!!

In “The Mime” (Le Mime):

Hey, I didn’t know y’all were gonna be here too lol!

Smooth move, dude.  Just play it off like you had NO IDEA.

Our cat son heats things up below the cut!

In “Kung Food”:

Casual’s not working out for ya?  Steal your moves from your superhero counterpart.  Because that obviously works with Ladybug.

Seriously, Chloe -_-

Don’t insult his new man-crush.  This kid doesn’t have enough positive male role models as is.

When you have to inform the uninformed because you’re done with their shit, but still have to maintain your rep.

Nailed it!

Wow!  She’s too impressed by him to stutter when he grabs her by the shoulders.  Success!

Also, the return of the “oh shit she’s cute wtf” smile.

It seems to be contagious.

When you’re watching future bae have a bonding moment.

Nothing could POSSIBLY ruin this.

Ok, THAT’S IT!

“Didn’t your father kick you off of the jury?”

I’m sure Mari’s great uncle can cook you up a salve for that BURN.

Adrien: 2, Chloe: -0

In “Gamer”(Le Gamer ):

Up to this point, Adrien’s been feline pretty confident in his abilities.

Charming smile? Check.

Casual touching? Check.

Defend her against the forces of evil/Chloe?  CHECK.

Sabine: Oh, you must be the guy Marinette talks about ALL THE TIME.

Adrien.exe has stopped working.

The captain and first mate of the S.S. Adrienette.

There goes our future son-in-law

Ok, so the flirting worked.  Didn’t see that coming.

Don’t mess this up, man.  Remember...smooooooth.

Operation “Impress Mari With Your Mad Skillz” is a go!

Ready, aaaaand--

OMG SHE GRABBED MY HAND!! (x2)

ABORT, ABORT!!

Someone plz help these kids

Or maybe just him.  

“You’re amazing, Marinette” <--ACTUAL SHOW DIALOGUE

Don’t forget to fish for compliments while you’re doing the complimenting to see what she really thinks of you.

Also, stand up for your teenage right to snack.

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?” <--not actual dialogue but should be

They break the tension by moving outdoors.  Only to find an akuma.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Adrien saves the damsel in distress.  

She LETS him.  Any other guy and she would’ve been all “I can save my own damn self, you, and that dog over there”.

They get split up (of course)

And there’s our boy Chat Noir ALSO saving the damsel in distress

That’s twice in 3 minutes, Marinette.  You could’ve transformed behind a pole or something by this point.  I’ve seen you do worse -_-

Btw Chat totally looks like the cat who got the cream (and the girl)

Subtle reminder to the audience that gamer girls turn him on.  

I think we’ve seen that look before...

Oh snap!

Honestly, where can this boy go but up?

Note:  I do not hate Chloe.  In fact, she’s my favorite side character.   This girl’s gonna redeem herself, yet!  However, you can’t deny the faces Adrien makes at her are funny as crap.  

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is only one part of a series!  Here’s the link to the other parts of Adrien’s Game and A Lady’s Charm :)

ML Master List Of Crack Posts

(I used to add links to the newest installment at the bottom of my Adrien’s Game and Lady’s Charm posts, but the list will eventually end up being as long as the actual post.  So, yeah.  I’m taking the lazy approach.)

*DISCLAIMER*  These posts are my attempt at humor and not meant to be taken seriously.  Hateful/snide comments are the reason for this disclaimer and peeps trying to start arguments will be blocked.  I’m not out to prove anything and I don’t give attention to trolls.  If you reblog, use whatever tags float your shippy boat.  If you wanna use the screencaps, please give me credit for capturing them.  I am under no illusion that I own the series, obviously.  I read as many of the reblog tags as I have time for, and you guys are so supportive and way funnier than I think I am.  So thanks for the love and the laughs :)

[madisonrooney]

OK SO I TOTALLY FORGOT TO POST STORIES ABOUT REUNITING WITH THE LIV AND MADDIE CAST AND CREW LAST WEEKEND AT JOHNS SHOW SO HERE WE GO

so first i sit down and realize wendy faraone, a director and dialogue coach on the show, is sitting like...right behind me. i introduced myself, showed her my ridgewood jacket (which i brought), had her sign my book and got a pic with her. she was super nice and incredibly flattered that i even knew who she was.

then we saw emmy come in!! we went over to say hi and she signed my book and got a pic with us too.

we started to see more people filter in, including john d’aquino (the president from cory in the house) and eric allan kramer (bob duncan from good luck charlie). i wanted to say hi to both of them but i wanted to wait a little while as everyone was just getting settled in.

i turned around and thought i saw kali but then i was like nah thats not her im just hallucinating. then i looked again and was like..........mmmmm nope that is her lets go. we walked up to her and the first thing she said was “hello! hello again!” she was just showering us with love as always it was so sweet. she was saying how we were some of the most loyal fans theyve had and that “john is lucky to have us” D’:

on our way back to our table, i figured id give it a go saying high to john d’aquino. i walked up to him and said, “excuse me, do you happen to be the *looks into ‘camera’* PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” and his whole. table. LOSES IT. some guy yells “YOU SAID NO ONE WOULD RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!” and he said “....and who are you?” i just said “oh im amanda im a huge disney channel fan” and the whole table LOSES IT AGAIN. he was so nice and even wrote in my book “thank you for remembering me.” as i walked away, i heard a guy at the table say “THAT WAS SMOOOOOOTH.”

i figured id keep the streak going and say hi to eric. he too was very surprised and flattered i knew who he was and wrote a nice autograph and got a pic with me.

as i walk back to my table, i spy someone i heard might be there and was hoping would: bonnie! (dove’s mom) when i said hi, she reacted almost exactly as she had when i spotted her at the descendants christmas special taping. “:O OH MY GOSH. HI. HOW ARE YOU!?!??!?!” like....i dont mean to brag, but when youre in with your favs MOM, you know youve made it. she like held my hand and was so sweet.

the show was about to start so i head back to my table and i say to janelle “i found bonnie!” and she said “TURN AROUND YOU JUST WALKED RIGHT PAST SHAK” im like “!?!??!?!?!?!?” AND I TURN AROUND AND THERE HE IS. and he gives me this knowing wave and just AHHHHHH

THEN ABOUT 30 SECONDS LATER VICTORIA JUST WALTZES IN AND SITS DOWN NEXT TO HIM AND JANELLE AND I LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

then on with the show! it was an italian restaurant so we got mozzarella sticks and pasta marisas nightmare . like....italian food in a room with the liv and maddie cast like what could be more perfect for me. the play was wild as hell. john can really put on a show.

after it ended i make a beeline to victoria and shak. i tap victoria on the shoulder, she turns around and her face LIGHTS UP when she sees me and she says “HEY!!!!!!!” and gives me a huge hug. shak gives me a huge hug too after saying his usual “hey ladies ;)” then i asked for a pic and he said “this’ll probably be the first pic with my new haircut”

someone else for the show asked if we were ‘john’s people’ and we’re like “....yes? how did you know that???”

john came out afterwards and gave us big hugs and said he was so glad we made it. 

tenzing’s parents were there too!

as we walk out, someone behind us says “thanks for coming!” figured it was an employee at the restuarant. but nope. it was john. hahahahahdjksgjkdsgfjks

i cant tell you how badly i needed this. it was timed so well, just a few weeks before the finale to be able to reunite with them for whats hopefully not the last time, but at least once more before our future is unknown. it felt so so SO good, not to mention i havent seen them in anywhere from 6-10 months but THEY STILL REMEMBER ME IMMEDIATELY. that just warmed my heart.

john is so lucky to have you. do you know how much that meant for me to hear. like holy shit.

AND I JUST CANT GET OVER. NOT ONLY DOVE BUT DOVES MOM FLIPS OUT WHEN SHE SEES ME. (and like i already know dove had told her mom about me before from when she introduced me so just like.......damn).

it was amazing. every last minute of it. i love this cast and crew more than i have words to explain.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 14.11.17 lb

based on zero spoiler knowledge, calling what’s about to happen in today’s ep: 

naach gaana 

dadi making “i want par-pote/potiyaan” comment

shivKara trying to romance wives

dinky machaofying tabaahi by releasing the video

piya probably clearing shit up. 

let’s see how well i did at the end of the ep! onwards! 

anika back to dancing by herself. god i love her. my beautiful tropical fish. 

aaaaaand shivaaaay’s back. with new and improved confidence and 300% more cheapda thoughts. 😏😏😏

man, this girl needs to have her balance issues checked out for real. like, this cannot be healthy, the amount of times she just trips on air and falls over. 

says the person who sees spots in front of her eyes every time she gets up too quickly. plsdon’ttellmymomshe’llmakemegetabloodtest

okaaaaaaay that was a weirdass move to “catch” her shivaay. 😕😕😕

oh damn son, that was smooth as fuck. 

wife can’t help but gush either. she’s overwhelmed by this SMOOOOOOTH OPERATORRRRRRRRR

lol look at his pride. idiot boy. 

oh ho. philooooooooosophyyyyyyyyyy. 🙄🙄🙄

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCH MY FAVT MOVE IS BACK GIMME MAORRRRRRRRRRRR 😫😫😫😫

wife is hella turned on by husband’s i love you. GODS ABOVE, JUST BANG ALREADYYYYYYYYYY YOU STUPID FUCKERS 😩😩😩😩

ugh fuck these two stupidly attractive people and their chemistry 😤😤😤

the little lovinggggggg blinkkkk he did at her. ughhhhh killllll meeeee. 

fun fact: slow blinks are cats’ way of showing affection, and known as “kitty kisses”. it’s a sign that they’re in a place of total contentment and trust and relaxation. it reallllly amuses me when shivaay shows literal cat characteristics. 

bulbul’s turn to get sedooooced by the hubs. 😏😏😏

here’s proof that she’s literally anika’s sister. they both have control issues, and don’t know how to delegate. at all. that goddamn bartan is big enough for her to SIT INSIDE. par majaaal hai ki she asks for help. 

ok never have the sight of just FOREARMS TURNED ME ON SO MUCH. LIKE, NOT EVEN HIS FACE OR BOD YET. HONESTLY. 😶😶😶

i blame @vishwaspur for this. she only made me aware of kunal’s sexyass hands, but i’m putting the full blame on her. 

oh haaaaaaiiiiiii omki. 😍😍😍😍

god it’s criminal how good looking he is. arrest this man!!!!!!!!!! 

“toh bataiye, aur kya karna chahiye HUMEIN???”

i’d say the top item on the to-do list is bang up against the fridge. 🤓🤓🤓

STOP BEING A SENTIIIII SAP AND FUCKING KISS THE GIRL YOU STUPID HANDSOME TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

HAHAHAHA BEEN GOOD KNOWING YOU FRIENDS R.I.P. ME I SHALL WATCH OVER ALL OF YOU FROM... PURGATORY/HELL 

HIS “HAAAAAYEEEE”  UGHHHHHHHHHH KILLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

ok don’t care about rudra. fucking at all. hope you die, you little shit. 😒😒😒

don’t care about you either dinky, you discount!Twinkle Khanna. you realllllly need to get a goddamn lifeeee. 😑😑😑

ok those earrings the girls are wearing are like the thingys you hold on to in the bus to stop from falling. matlab, limit hai how big you can go! 

awkwardness wrt to pinky is so much that anika reports to tej and jhanvi.

oh but bulbul seems okay with her now? hmmm.  

ok fwd fwd fwd this filler nonsense. 

lol “16 saal ki ladki ko 21 ka bana diya”  dadi is me. 4ever in denial about our badhti umar. 

yes please dadi, fuck rudra up. isse toh jappped ki desperate zaroorat hai. 😒😒😒😒

ok fwding. 

musings while fwding:

i want cake. goddamnit it’s like 2 am where i am. 

rudra playing at being himesh reshammiya. 

they seem to be pressuring dadi into something. 

oh, speech. 

“sabhiiii mehmaano ka....”

there’s like three ppl here who aren’t from the fam. family hi itni badi hai ke pata nahi kaun yahan rehta hai aur kaun mehmaan hai. 

lol ok i guess noone gives a fuck prinku isn’t here. or roop. what fine treatment for ghar ki betiyaaan. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lol dadi don’t give a fuck about her sons either. going straight to the pote and bahuein. 

ok fwding this senti crap. 

will forever lol at anika calling it “happy birthday” instead of birthday, despite all of shivaay’s corrections since day 1. 😝😝😝

when pinky starts looking innocent, you know you’ve crossed all possible known limits of shit-stirring and fuckery. god dinky, you’re the worst. 

ok pen drive about to be mixed up. ughhhhh. 

oh piya’s baaaaaaack. and looking gooooood. 

piya is hella smart and on to dinky! you go girllllll! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

meanwhile abhay here is still standing outside the gate like a chutiya. honestly son, what’s wrong with you? either get in or go home. ainnnvayiii ka time waste. 

this security guard is hella defensive no? 

oh boy, abhay in “ataa maajhi satak li” mode. 

ok yuck was that presentation made in 1997??? 

what gaana? lord above what gaana? 😬😬😬

my girls look hella cute and all, but they’re just riding cycles? why did they need dance lessons from piya for this? 🤔🤔🤔 

ok fwding.  

girls toh have fully taken over. boys just standing there grinning in bg. 

good. they need to shut up more. 

ooooh, piya is cluing the boys in. THANK GOD. she’s not just trying to handle all this on her own and play a hero. 

srsly, piya has shown more practical thinking in this one ep than anyone in this show ever. can we have her be a regular??? just to generally talk sense into these idiots???? lord knows this house could use someone like her. 

why are there so many gundas/security in an abandoned factory that has something to do with a 25 year old raaz? like, what faulty use of human resources and money. 

OH SHIT ABHAY ABOUT TO GET STABBED NOOOOOOOO HE’S WEARING WHITE

OMFG YESSSS SVETLANA TO THE RESCUEEEEEEEE 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

DAAANG SVETTY REALLY LEARNT SOME SHIT FROM HER TIME WITH CHULBUL, SACH MEIN EK JHAAAANP MEIN DEEWAAR PE SATAA DIYA GUNDE KO! 😧😧😧

jfc she has a gun!!!!!!!! is there no end to this woman’s amazingess???? 

.... gauri giving speech on how “pati parmeshwar” waala attitude is backward??? 

oufffffffff lecture bandhhhhh karooooo pls. 😤😤😤😤

FINALLYYYYYY IT’S OUT THAT IT’S DINKY. DO SOMETHING SHIVAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! GET KHANNA TO TACKLE HERRRRRRRR!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫

nope. too late. too fucking late. goddamnit dinky. 😒😒😒😤😤😤

let’s see how well i did on my prediction list: 

naach gaana

dadi making “i want par-pote/potiyaan” comment

shivKara trying to romance wives

dinky machaofying tabaahi by releasing the video*

piya probably clearing shit up*

* will happen tomorrow. 

4/5! not bad eh???? 😏😏😏😏 saalon ka tellywood experience has not gone khaali!