#like look I can buy him being smart af and very physically skilled

[piracytheorist]

The fact that of all instruments, Loid chose to see Anya's potential in music through a violin drives me insane. The violin is one of the hardest instruments to learn, and even harder to master a good sound for beginners. Among my co-students we had a joke that went something like "When a child is on their first year on the violin, their entire family suffers" because most first-year violin students (unless they're like, prodigies or something) need about a year to achieve a sound that sounds like music and not like nails on a chalkboard. Even people who eventually become professional violinists are pretty terrible on their first year.

And aside from the difficulty of producing a good sound, there's the thing about the violin (along with the other string instruments of that section, viola, cello and double bass) being a fretless instrument. There are no frets separating the neck in "notes". That means that you only learn where each note is by practice and muscle memory.

In comparison, guitars - also string instruments, but of a different classification since they don't use bows - have frets.

(that doesn't mean that the guitar is a much easier instrument to learn or play. But you can clearly tell where each note is - though you still have to practice a lot before you can confidently play without counting the frets each time)

WHAT I'M SAYING IS, when introducing children of that age into playing music you usually start with percussion instruments to give them the hands-on experience of "I hit this and it makes a sound. I hit it differently and it makes a different sound". If the child wants to pick up a more demanding instrument... at least you need some patience as a caretaker and an instructor. My boi Loid gave up after a few minutes of Anya simply exploring the instrument.

Now, I understand this was done for humorous purposes, Anya did overdramatically break the strings after all, and to show that Twilight was so stressed for time that he forgot that kids need time to learn and develop a skill. He has the same reaction with Anya being normal for her age at drawing and gymnastics, too. Especially with the gymnastics thing - just like he gave her a violin and expected her to play fucking Paganini or whatever, he had her try jumping on a vault, then Yor came and suggested something more appropriate and achievable for a beginner her age, jumping rope.

Still, I'm going to raise my snooty nose and take this as a headcanon that, finally, we were shown something Twilight genuinely doesn't know shit about. He knows to take the family to the opera to make them appear upper-class, but he doesn't know how one learns music. I mean, that's okay. He's perfect in pretty much all other specialties, he can afford being shitty at one.

[ay4kshalatus]

a faithful encounter (genshin au [spy x family])

the story follows a spy who has to "build a family" to execute a mission, not realizing that the girl he adopts as his daughter is a telepath, and the woman he agrees to be in a marriage with is a skilled assassin.

note: the loid forger in this au will be aether, albedo and xiao! anya forger as klee, qiqi and paimon and yor forger is you!

the reader will be pronounced as she/her for the plot.

edited - important notice 📢

operation strix: “we all have a side of ourselves that we don’t show anyone. Whether it’s with friends, lovers, or even family, we hide our true feelings and true nature with fake smiles and deception. and that’s how the world maintains its temporary peace.”

aether [codename: viator]

• our aether here is undoubtfully very skilled!

• not just by camouflaging, he is talented with weaponry and physical combat.

• this man can be aloof as he wants but he’s goofy af.

• being a spy takes risky decisions. he doesn’t like playing with people’s heart just to get the information he needs but he’s a type of man to say “it is what it is.”

• finished with his other mission earlier, his superiors assigned him with another one. his next assignment is he have to get close with a member from a party and to look out for their ulterior motives.

• “to do this, you must first get married and have a child--”

• his inner dialogue of him reading the news paper cut off, spitting the coffee he drank on the paper in surprise.

• “excuse me-”

• before he could react further, he continue to read the news paper. he must enroll his child in his target’s school and infiltrate the social gatherings that they organize. he have a week to look for a wife and a child.

• “how to bore a child in seven days!??” idiot really mistook it.

• man have the crowds looking at him weirdly. his face went fuse.

• settling up for his mission, buying an ordinary house and looking for the candidates to act as his family.

• under his real name “aether” with occupation psychiatrist is his new identity.

• as he begin searching for a child, he choose paimon!

• to his surprise, paimon’s maturity surpasses her age.

• ‘child-bearing mission complete. should i look for a mother? having a family is the last thing a spy wanted..’

• AND yes how could we forget? paimon can read minds.

• ‘he’s a spy?! well.. this is concerning..’

• and yes. paimon is already aware from the start that she’s just using her for his mission to her dismay. she wanted to get out from here. but for now, she have to take her time slowly convincing aether to not send her off again.

• when aether was about to get some essentials, paimon dashed to him and clings on his leg.

• “oh! oh! adventure! can paimon go with you??”, “no paimon! it’s not an adventure! i’m going shopping.”

• ended up tagging her along anyway. their relationship really improved in small amount of time. they sometimes bicker.

• aether have to buy some manuals for parenting. they acted much like siblings than father and daughter..

• and just like anya, paimon doesn’t like studying.

• “paimon hates studying! why do I have to study??”

• “paimon. i need to know your academic abilities for the exam! you need to go to school.”

• “what?? you taking paimon to school? why do paimon need that!?”

• “because children like you need to go to school so that you can assist us once we’re old.”

• “but-..”

• “no but’s!” aether being a strict parent, paimon finally studied.

• but she’s not that smart as he thinks. luckily, aether help her with it and manage to nail the exam!!

• as the eden college required both parents to be present at the interview, he began to look for a wife!

• and that’s you! you’re fit for his requirement!

• he met you just like loid met yor ofc at boutique. he got startled at your sudden appearance.

• “um… mister. you’ve been staring at me. did you need something?” manz gone red and apologizing you non-stop. he can imagine his sister teasing him.

• both of you are about to ask about partner issues but once paimon showed up, she immediately understand the situation.

• “father.. are you going to ask her out?”, “paimon! why so blunt??”, “come on this is your chance! you wont die single anymore!”

• thanks to paimon, you both become a couple! in disguise of course.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• alas, there’s another mission he have to take. stopping a group of smugglers on saturday, the same day of your friend's party that both of you need to attend.

• on that very day, aether is busy for his mission and trying to finish them quickly so that he can make it to the party. you on the other hand, dead ass waiting for almost 1 hour. the streets are cold also so you have to go inside first before you catch cold.

• while at the party, your friends are talking to your back that you might lying about you having a boyfriend. trying your utmost best to calm dawn from thinking of murdering all of people here, aether finally showed up with his bleeding forehead.

• “i’m sorry that i’m late for the party! i’m aether, y/n’s husband.”

• then he later realized his mistake. his cheeks went red in embarrassment. damn aether, you have a lot to learn.

• as he takes you home to avoid any drama and questions, the smugglers tracked him down.

• being an idiot he is, he told you that kicking his patients (which is the smugglers) is a new medical treatment. yes, you believe him ofc. you don’t know much about doctor stuffs so you just shrug it off.

• “i’m sorry! i’m an amateur, yet i just treated a patient!”

• yep. you both equally dumb to each other.

• and aether is in awe. aether stans for woman and respectable af. everything you do makes him kneel before you. “that’s amazing! you sent him flying!”

• then when you requested to make their marriage as official, he uses a grenade pin as a wedding ring while the smugglers behind the generator they’re hiding blown up.

• the only thing you could thought is ‘damn, we look so cool.’

albedo kreideprinz [codename: calx]

• our mysterious boy albedo is a variant of loid forger!

• but the difference is he’s a prodigy and not really expressive.

• so when he was assigned to have a family, he just continue on reading like nothing happened.

• he use his real name with occupation: doctor.

• finding a kid who can write and read is the real issue for albedo. the orphanage he went is full of uneducated children. well aside for that certain kid named klee.

• klee acts like her age. she have the standards that albedo needs but her character is too bright for his introverted self. and clearly she needs a lot to learn.

•he needs someone who's tolerable too, but as if he have a choice anyway. he adopts klee.

• klee sometimes call albedo “big brother” or “mister albedo” in accident. looks like he needs to work with his father figure.

• but she manage to call him father at the end after the incident where she was hold as a hostage.

• oh! and their relationship getting along so well!

• albedo have soft spots for children! a husband material fr.

• luckily for albedo, klee doesn’t mind studying for her entrance exam. the downside is the entrance exam is coming near and klee doesn’t have enough time to familiarize what she studied. he have to get a copy of the questionnaire with the help of his informant, timaeus.

• klee nail the exam too! albedo grown tired from teaching klee but it was all worth it (big thanks to her telepathic abilities).

• now time to look for a wife.

• when he’s on the boutique with klee, he found a decent woman with in his age. he thought that she would be the one to become his wife but then when you walk in, his eyes fall on to your figure.

• albedo is a man interested with the unusual so when he looks at you, he finds you captivating and intriguing. the way he failed to sense your presence when you entered the shop and the way you behave. and your appearance too!

• albedo doesn’t really care about people’s appearance but yours contain a lot of possibilities. you’re quite built in his opinion.

• “uhh.. sir? do you need something?”

• “pardon me but what i’m looking for is found.”

• and just like that, he excused himself from the woman he talked earlier and made it to your side.. so as klee.

• “father! klee is done measuring with her uniform!”

• your attention finally lay on the lovely father and daughter.. and damn you never seen someone so handsome before.

• ‘he’s illegally handsome… sad to say that he have a spouse. i was about to ask him if he could pretend as my boyfriend for the party..’

• and klee easily reads the situation.

• “oh! does father looking for a mother for klee? klee was so sad about it! klee misses the presence of a mother..”

• albedo was caught off guard that klee understood the circumstance. he seem not flustered about it but a shade of pink is present on his ears.

• “klee…”, “huh? you’re looking for a wife?”, “oh- uhm.. yes.”

• mission success!! albedo have a wife for his mission! give a thanks to our matchmaker klee!

• both of you made a proposal first, attending on the party that you’re in him as your boyfriend and later you’ll be the wife.

• the party will start at saturday night but so as his incoming mission.

• he’s trying to finish it early so he can make it to the party with timaeus' assistance.

• “i apologize for being so late! i’m albedo kreideprinz, y/n’s fiancé.”

• geez… he almost mistook you as his wife. fiancé is much convincing.

• when your friend tried to embarrass you in front of the guests especially to your fiancé, albedo is pissed of their behavior towards you. are they really your friend?

•and the way you catch the tray make him speechless. he’s right about his observations about you being different.

• as he takes you home, the smugglers followed both of your tracks. they try to trip albedo’s car.

• and you who almost got off from your seat. “wtf- who are they?”, “probably one of my patients who wants a piece of me.”

• you’re confused af. what did he do that turned his patients to this?

• idk if he did that purposely...

• mischievous af. (favorite word for today: af)

• then gurl when you show some moves, he’s much convinced that you’re no ordinary. he’s very interested with you now!

• oh! when you requested to make their marriage official, your reasoning is valid and he doesn't mind so he take it. plus it makes it easier for his mission.

• as albedo want to admit, he look forward to get to know you.

alatus [codename: xiao]

• very aloof. he’s fit for the role as a spy. you can say that he’s another variant of loid.

• plus he’s very skilled with combat and flexible as a cat. you can find him jumping on walls or jumping on the air.

• is also known with his vigilance. his superiors rely on his ungodly abilities.

• despite having a cold exterior, he’s easy to fluster.

• just like when he was tasked to have a family. his face is redder as a tomato.

• “you must first get married and have a child--”

• he chokes on his coffee. “i’m sorry?—“

• “since the deadline for enrollment is approaching, you’ll be given one week.”

• manz so red maybe in both anger and embarrassment and rip off his newspaper. “he wants me to have a child within this week??”

• the passengers look at him, concerned. xiao really questioning his life decisions and wanted to bury himself.

• he use his real name with occupation: physical therapist as his identity!

• he also have problems with finding a kid for his mission. luckily that he found qiqi.

• like paimon, qiqi is aware that he’s using her for his mission. she'll do her best too to change xiao’s mind.

• qiqi is so well behaved. too behaved and reserved. xiao finds it concerning the more he observe her.

• he doesn’t have any problems with her too. she obeyed him.

• still, he have to work with her memorization. she have a bad memory.

• but with her telepathy powers, she passed the entrance exam.

• ahh the moment we’re waiting for. searching for a wife time!

• xiao also doesn’t like the idea of entering someone’s life just to get an information or two.

• but for the sake of peace and unity between countries, he have to do it.

• he got startled with your sudden appearance and blushed. aiyaya, he never seen someone catches his attention. he’s seriously observing you from head to toe, checking if there’s any red flags but nothing. still, there’s something about you that he can’t fully decipher.

• then xiao’s eyes landed on yours. he looks fascinated by it and the way it shines. man.. he didn’t realized that he fell for you at first sight.

• and your reaction mirrored his. you have a fine man staring at you!

• you’re even scared to say anything. his beauty and being under to his cat-like gaze makes you feel shy. “sir… do you need something?”

• xiao realized his position he’s in. his cheeks went red again and trying to mutter up some words.

• “i-..uhh .. just..”, ‘thinking if I could make you my wife…’, “i apologize for my behavior..”

• qiqi who is finished with measuring for her uniform, just watch how their interaction goes. later, she approach xiao and straightly asked him to ask you as his wife.

• “qiqi want’s this mother… qiqi wants father xiao ask her to be qiqi’s mother.”

• damn help this poor man. he’s malfunctioned.

• you’re flustered to have someone wants you to be their mother.. to be THIS handsome man's wife.

• feeling like eternity, you finally spoked. “you,, don’t have a wife..?”

• “uh.. no. my wife died years ago,,”

• and then there we go! both of you become a couple in disguise! little did you know that part of him wants to make it official. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• you keep it on mind to give some treats for qiqi later as a thank you for being their little matchmaker.

• and! he have a mission on the same day and time of your friend’s party. you really need to have xiao to pretend as your boyfriend on the party to keep an image but he seems pretty late. you go inside first before you get a fever from waiting.

• minutes later, xiao made it to the party at last!

• like aether, he introduced you to the guests as his wife.

• both of you became red but mostly xiao, from telling the different information.

• our boy xiao is also pissed when your friend is trying to embarrass you! he was about to defend you but you girlboss it, catching the tray with your foot.

• is very impressed. can tell that you’re not trained with defense. but convinced himself anyway that you trained defense.

• he takes you home before your friends bad mouthing you in front of him. he really can't stand them.

• while sending you home, there's a car following you guys and it turns out that it was the smugglers who he took care off during his mission.

•he just told you that he doesn't know who they are when you asked.

•realizing that there's no use to get out from this predicament, both of you got out of the car to lure them in the alleyway.

•damn you're simping when he show some move.

•"that was hot.", "huh-"

•let's just say that he did the same when you saved him from the ambush.

•staring at you for a while and drags you again out from the smugglers sight.

•when you requested him to make their marriage as official for mutual benefits, he didn't hesitate to accept it.

•grabbing a grenade and using the pin as the ring (because the ring he got fall off from his pocket-) while the smugglers got blown up behind you both.

•very iconic af.

•and you're so inlove.

•for xiao, he needs time to understand his feelings.

yikes. didn't know that i make it this far. but hey! i got some quite of content! the spy x family got me thinking about genshin boys and us doing mr. and mrs. smith vibes. yes i have fun writing aether's partkdksisksizk

as usual, don't be afraid pointing out my mistakes so that i can fix it!

[aerimomo-mellon]

Skz s/o aesthetic..

Genre~ Informative hehe again. Cause why not<3

A/N- I’m sorry for the late update <3

시작…

방찬 Bangchan

He is most likely to fall for girls who like to be taken care of.

Someone with pastel outfit pallet, or even someone who would look good in Pleated skirts.

Personality wise- someone who is smart when it comes to important discussions but sucks at mind games.

Physically - long hair or medium, I feel like he likes hair when it’s not tied. Would love curtain bangs for some reason. Her height would not matter honestly but somehow he would find a short girl. (Cause destiny lol jk jk)

Likes- she would be into music too, likes to listen to new songs he writes. Girls who like to be who they are and are not fake. (Honestly no one likes that so yeah.)

This girl looks so good in pastel orange likeeeeeweeweww 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

이민호 Minho

Ultimate tease couple, not only they would tease others together but teasing each other would be their fav thing to do.

Outfit- Casual, someone who doesn’t take time to change or cares about pleasing anyone with her outfit. Cause we know him well! This girl would look good with just wearing skinny jeans and a t shirt or a hoodie.

Personality wise- similar to him in many ways. This girl would probably be into dancing too. Introverted af like she is not going to speak until you speak. The more you get closer to her relationship wise, she is going to be more open you know…

Physically- Taller than short but shorter than tall. (Fuck sorry maybe I’m drunk) I mean she is medium lol. Her hair would be pretty easy to deal with since she would not be a fan of combining it in general but somehow always look perfect. Pretty to the next level B-e-a-u-t-I-f-u-l✨

Likes- The color Brown( the pretty brown, you know?). Starbucks, and drinks In general. Doesn’t like long nails so has cleanly cut nails. C-A-T -s I mean yeah! If she didn’t He Would not date In the first place lol…

The only girl probably that would walk around without makeup…

창빈 Changbin

Okay this guy is in love with dark concept but when it comes to girls I personally think he would prefer cute and small girls.

Outfit- light blue oversized t-shirt, cute skirt or shorts paired with sneakers. She would love to dress up in general and be fancy. It In cute way lol…

Personality- Someone who is very kind and loving. The one who is hurt but won’t pick up a fight cause she doesn’t want them to feel bad. Changbin prefers girls more gentle than cool I guess haha.

Physically- short cause he is yeah… likes someone tiny, she is short but her features would be small because he likes being the big one here. Pretty nails, pink tint and the thinnest brown flick of eyeliner…

Likes- Changbin’s biceps , food, the Gym, his smile, and someone who loves to hangout with her. Likes annoying him as well cause why not lol.. loves to be babied for real….

Overall soft girl vibes..🌸

현진 Hyunjin

As fancy as him. Fashion couple for real.

Outfit- Beige coat paired with white silk shirt an d jeans. Heals is a must for her, not short but likes being fancy you know...

Personality- effortlessly cool, talks to everyone but is very private when it comes to relationships. Hyunjin is the same so similarities.. Kind and giving like she is going to be like here you take this I can buy another one anyways...

Physically- Fit and toned body like 💅🏻. Would be into girls with shag hair but medium length. Loves her hands thin long and soft, but smaller than his cause his hands are B-I-G..

Likes- Hyunjin's dancing skills lol. She has to love playing and braiding his hair cause he loves it. His lips cause why on earth would you not. Americano chowa chowa for her tooo haha.

Fancy smart ass bitch vibes.. (without trying cause she is kind lol)

한 Jisung

Funny cause yeah..

Outfit- umm I think someone with a tang top and a checked shirt over it. With black jeans and sneakers. Basically the Outfit that one girl in class puts on who is the funny one but can be mean af if done wrong to her…

Personality- pretty outgoing actually and kind. Gets really angry if someone is mean and aggressive. Makes jokes and it’s actually funny..

Physically- not tall. Long black hair. Pretty eyes. Not Korean fit but American fit you know? Like nice curves and looks healthy but not fat..

Likes- Jisung’s eating habits.. to eat a lot.. horror movies idk but yea.. making fun of him and then babying him.

이영법 Felix

Surprisingly really mature…

Outfit- loves to wear sweatshirts and jeans. Scrunchies and adidas///.. rings.. white ankle socks.

Personality- Really nice and has the best company. Smiles all the time and you don’t see her cry often. I think our Youngbok is already very sensitive and he need someone to take care of him so she would do a great job at it.

Physically- Short hair but not too short, just above her shoulders. Thin ankles, long fingers(yes bigger than his). Pretty smile and small eyes.

Likes- youngbok’s freckles and fingers. To brag about her boyfriend’s god damn voice. The color navy blue, and to spoil Youngbok.

Sweet mama girl..

승민 Seungmin

That girl who is always by herself or with him.

Outfit- the jeans he wears you know? And how he folds it up one block. Nope it’s not for her but she loves mom jeans. His t shirts and his hoodie’s is her style.

Personality- Overly protective and sensitively possessive. I mentioned that she was alone so I guess she won’t let him go. Very loyal not just to him but her friends as well.

Physically- The typical girlfriend everyone wants. Very distinct beautiful features, and her hair like her hair is the most heavenly hair you could imagine. Yes and she won’t die her hair not even a little bit.

Likes- puppies. His teeth idk this is weird but yes she loves it. To go on cafe dates. Nude lipstick..

Love of his life..

정인 I.N

Idk this feeling 느낌 is telling me she would be complete opposite to him.

Outfit- black black black. (Yes he is a sucker for girls In black) safety pin 🧷 earrings and chains. Rings and more rings.

Personality- That girl who no one would suspect that she is in love with dark vibe when she wears something cute. Her personality is cute without trying and loves to talk to people about sad music.(idk just  느낌 sss you know?)

Physically- The tallest girl actually compared to the girls of other members. Only like two inches shorter than him. (Okay sorry but skz is just a group of short members and 🙌🏻) Big eyes but pretty af. Bangs idk why but bangs yes!

Likes- To gift him rings( the rings he wears would most likely be from his girl).. to draw eyeliner to make his eyes more - - … and Fanta.

Also a big tease 😈.. but in a 🥺 way

끝…<3

[dephicient]

Character Questionnaire

Here is a detailed character meme to fill in! (If you’re stuck on some of the questions, check the prompts here.)

Full name

Thaladren Blighthollow

Preferred name/nickname

Pref. nothing - Thal and Dren are nickname-able but he’s not really feelin that

Generally referred to as

Thaladren

Appearance.

FACECLAIM: n/a SEX: male HEIGHT: 5′5 WEIGHT: suuuuuuuuper light BUILD: Dead - he’s a Death Knight and is medically dead, so he’s very very gaunt with little to none muscle. HAIR: Long hair - white - usually fashioned into a tight ponytail. SKIN: Whiteish-yellow, as he is dead. Dry. Although he is dead, the skin is not in horrible rotting condition. (still some patches here and there tho) EYES:  ghastly DK blue NOSE: his nose is fairly large and hooked, big ol’ strong bird nose SCARS: everywhere. there aren’t any that are especially jarring, but there are many light engravings into his skin of battle scars and just the negative effects of being dead. his face has notable scaring around the lips. CLOTHES: he is not often seen out of plate-gear, but when so, it’s very plain and dark, lacking a lot of characteristic

Speech.

ACCENT: thalassian, whatever that is VERBAL TICKS: the way he speaks has a certain tone deaf drawl to it. not necessarily apathetic, but almost empty. there isn’t a lot of emphasis on his words anymore  ARTICULATION: he tends to articulate things poorly EDUCATION: he has good education and is fairly smart, so he will use long words/etc when applicable. LAUGHTER: when he laughs, it’s usually just a scoff. tho if he finds something truly comedic, it comes off more as a snort and he gets kinda embarrassed. rare occasion, super rare

Mannerisms.

FACE: he’s not that expressive past showing disgust and disdain HANDS: he gestures frequently POSTURE: slumpy PERSONAL SPACE: give it

Health:

SLEEP: sleeping isn’t necessary by any means but he still occasionally finds himself knocked the fuck out ODOUR: smells like nothing in particular.  NARCOTICS: too many. he’s apathetic about the whole undeath sort of thing and being alive, so drugs fill that void of sorts. pretty productive ADDICTIONS: ^ INJURIES: probably has at least a couple injuries somewhere. gauze in numerous places

Personal.

INTROVERT/EXTROVERT?: introverted - though he was a bit more extroverted alive. not exponentially tho OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST: p e s s i m i s t SEXUALITY: whatever ROMANTIC: not very romantic at all - more keen to flings and the like MEMORY: forgetful af GOALS: not really INSECURITIES: has more insecurities than he would like. tries his damndest to ignore them, and that can only work for soooo long. ACHIEVEMENTS: he’s pretty good at engineering ANXIETY: insecurities ^ SELF-HELP: drugs COMFORTS: solitude or someone who knows how to shut the fuck up BAD HABITS: drugs

The Past.

PARENTS/GUARDIANS: average relationship SCHOOL: not a whole lot. paladin school? ADOLESCENCE: [How did puberty go? Was it a hard change? What was particularly hard (or easy) about it?] LEAVING HOME: [What was it like for them leaving home for the first time? What prompted them to move out of the home they grew up in?] FURTHER EDUCATION: [Did they go to college? University? What did they study, and how well did they do?] FIRST JOB: [What was their first job? Did they enjoy it?] LIFE EVENTS: dying and being forced to live is pretty traumatic  WORST DAY OF THEIR LIFE: being ‘resurrected’  BEST DAY OF THEIR LIFE: [What happened?] LESSONS: [What are the most important things they have learned through experience?] LOOKING BACK: he woulda loved his fiancee more :(

Relationships.

FAMILY: big ol happy death knight family FRIENDSHIPS: not a whole lot? more like acquaintances though there are a couple select people that he doesn’t mind hanging around FRIENDS IN NEED: he’s so shitty at helping people in trouble like, patpat on the back and stares off into the distance NEEDING A FRIEND: he deals with everything on his own and would probably rather explode than ask for help ANNOYANCES: voices it ROMANCE: he doesn’t know if his fiancee is alive or not but she wouldn’t want to love him anyway cos he dead af fam MARITAL PROBLEMS: [How do they deal with problems in their love life? Do they talk it through with their partner? Or do they bury their head in the sand?] ADVERSARIES: [What would turn them off a friendship or romance?] ENEMIES: cowardice, flamboyance, dodgeyness, and other traits can put them on thal’s bad list STRANGERS: doesn’t care about strangers, might not consider their existence FUN STUFF: drugs DATING: [What kind of things to they like doing with a romantic partner?] BEST FRIEND: [If applicable - who do they consider their best friend?] LOVE: :( WORST ENEMY: the living RESPECT: [Do they respect their enemies, even if they don’t like them? Is there anyone they disrespect? Why?]

Interactions.

MINGLING: he doesn’t mingle that well and doesn’t care COMFORT LEVELS: usually it’s apathetic within comfort but if the people are extra... extra? he gets uncomfortable and will probably try to shy away. especially if they’re like, happy PHYSICAL: no touchie GROUPS: acherus has big groups but that’s rather military-based in purpose, so socially he prefers small groups OPENNESS: no GENEROSITY: not really JEALOUSY: he CAN become a jealous person despite apathy, which is just petty. TEMPER: he does have a temper EMPATHY: no AFFECTION: not really DISTASTE: obv ETIQUETTE: acherus has negative social norms, it’s just living (unliving) RESPONSIBILITY: he is responsible for what he does mostly and owns up to them, but largely thinks nothing he does is wrong SELF ESTEEM: he gets kinda pushed around due to apathy CONFIDENCE: surprisingly kinda low but shh don’t tell anyone HONESTY: yes very LEADER OR FOLLOWER: he’s a follower but will take initiative if necessary PARTY TRICKS: being dead PRAISE: doesn’t really like praise at all, especially from strangers FAILURES: nawh CRITICISM: he does not take criticism well - he’s never wrong! INSULTS: fight EMBARRASSMENT: he CAN get embarrassed but does his best to not show anything  FLIRTING: if it’s anything, it’s probably sarcastically playful ATTENTION SPAN: lacks it SITUATIONS: really bad at dealing with people being upset / etc.

Life.

CAREER: [Do they have a career? Are they good at it and do they like it?] PROMOTION: [Are they hoping to advance their career?] BOSS: [Do they have a good relationship with their boss?] DUTY: [What kind of responsibilities do they have?] TECH: [Are they good with modern technology or do they prefer not to tough a computer?] POLITICS: he’s political in the way that advocates for death knights COMBAT SKILLS: yes HOME: messsyyyyyyyyyy DAILY LIFE: dull and dead INDEPENDENCE: ya COOKING: definitely not. not even alive BUILDING: [Can they put together an item of furniture or do basic DIY?] CLEANING: god no SHOPPING: [Do they like to shop? Or do they prefer to only go to the store when absolutely necessary? Are they prone to impulsive buying or do they shop sensibly?] DRIVING: [Can they drive, or operate any vehicle?]

FINANCES: [Are they in a good position financially? Are they good at taking care of their bank account? Do they usually pay their bills on time?] MARRIAGE: :( KIDS: :I PETS: dead things DEPENDANTS: [Do they have anyone to look after, such as an elderly relative or a sick friend?] LAW: fuck the police COURT: [Have they ever been in court? Why? And what was the verdict?] PRISON: [Have they ever been in prison?] TRAVELLING: [Have they ever been on holiday, or would they like to?] MEDICAL: [Do they go to the doctor/dentist when they need to? Or are they afraid of going to see the doctor?] ILLNESS: [Do they have any mental illnesses that affect the way they live their life?] WORRIES: he’s more of an anxious person than it would be anticipated PEACE: [Do they like peace and quiet? Or do they prefer always to listen to the radio or playing their favourite songs?] PARTYING: drug HOBBIES: drug