#like literally no hate to todobakudeku

[massiveladycat]

i honestly dont gaf about the mha ships if they're healthy (i actually won't interact with the fandom that much), but leave ochaco tf out of it if you want to ship deku with someone else. like you shouldnt have to demonize another character to get the ship you want

like holy shit the amount of things I've seen "headcanon: ochaco is jealous so she's a bitch" "headcanon: ochaco doesn't actually care about deku, she cheats on him" "headcanon: ochaco is using deku for money"

QUIT DEMONIZING HER WTF DID SHE DO 😭😭😭 god forbid a fmc is kind and sweet all the while being surrounded by cruel things happening every season. god forbid a fmc have a healthy relationship with the mmc. god forbid a fmc get character development. the audacity people have to make uraraka a bitch even though she is probably the most sweetest girl in mha is beyond me, making me do backflips over here, 360s

[natsuslover]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic todobakudeku headcanons ੈ✩‧₊˚

✧.* notes— this trio is so chaotic but they lowkey have a cute friendship so i felt they definitely deserved some friendship headcanons

ft. izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugo, shoto todoroki

warnings: minor spoilers but not really?

they hang out all the time, much to katsuki’s dismay he just gets dragged along before he can even say no

all three of them are huge all might fanboys so whenever they’re at the mall and see limited edition all might merch, well, it’s not a very pretty sight

long story short, they’ve gotten banned from their fair share of stores after things got either blown up or completely burnt to a crisp (but izuku was always able to get away with the merch in hand)

they go to the bookstore together a lot

but izuku is always in the superhero comic section, shoto is in the shoujo manga section, and katsuki will lowkey be flipping through all the non fiction books with tiny ass print

when they were doing their work study at endeavor’s agency, they would go out to eat together a lot

shoto is the mom of the group. no questions.

whenever they’re out in public shoto has to be the mediator to keep katsuki from physically assaulting izuku

in other words, the trio is basically just shoto and izuku being the bestest besties and katsuki getting dragged along everywhere before he has the chance to protest

katsuki’s house is the designated hang out spot (he hates that but can’t really do anything about it)

shoto and izuku just showed up randomly on the front doorstep once and the rest was history

when they’re at school, katsuki’s dorm room is their hang out spot mainly because he never leaves his room and that’s the only way shoto and izuku can force him to to talk to them

the three of them are always doing little group huddle things and their classmates have learned not to question it

“it must be an endeavor agency thing”

shoto is definitely the spender of the group. like he’s always the one that’s paying for food, movie tickets, etc.

izuku and shoto had to help katsuki pick out christmas presents for everyone in class once

katsuki did literally nothing except pay for the stuff once everything was chosen

they go grocery shopping together every once in a while

katsuki hates it at first but he begins to get really comfortable around izuku and shoto and that’s when they become like an actual trio

now they’re always doing shit together like even going to the bathroom

they’re pretty much conjoined triplets who used to hate each other at some point

they definitely have weekly gossip sessions and trauma dumps where they just sit and talk shit about anyone and everyone and they rant about their lives and stuff

and they definitely tell each other all their secrets like middle school girls at a sleepover

all three of them have the most intimidating group side eye when they see something weird in public

like shoto and izuku are generally nice people but they became more and more judgmental after spending so much time with katsuki and now they look mean asf

they have a habit of randomly bumping into each other at the most random ass places

once they all ran into each other at a maid cafe and just silently decided to hang out after that

and they never mentioned that incident to anyone

but shoto and izuku made fun of katsuki for being at the cafe for a long time afterwards

basically this trio is the most unexpectedly cute trio i have ever witnessed and i hope the three of them can grow together and stay friends forever <3

[zairene]

I have to agree w lunaa bc if there is ever an opp in my fics that’s an actual character, it’s uraraka!

Tbh it’s mainly bc it’s easy to do so in fics since it’d make sense (like her hating bakugo bc he got beef w izuku). But the reason I don’t like her ACTUAL character is just bc she be a tad over the top w her crush. Like ik she’s a shonen love interest so that’s supposed to be the entire point of that character but all she do is talk about him like everytime she’s on screen😭 I like her outside of that tho ngl she just needs more character development outside of the few little arcs she’s had (ex sports festival)

see this is what actually kills me too

because i love love uraraka, i really do. i stood up for her all the time when tiktok ran a whole hate train on her in like 2020 because she “got in the way” of like tododeku and bakudeku or todobakudeku or todobakukamikirideku type shit. i stood up for her when people decided they wanted to make classist jokes toward her like most of us ain’t struggling with money issues too! it was like so crazy and i feel that’s why i like her so much. just such an overhated character.

HOWEVER, i can also understand that she’s a bit….. underdeveloped. most of her screentime only involves her interacting and helping deku on his hero journey or mina (+ some other member in the class but mostly mina) teasing her about her crush. it’s not even the fact she has a crush on deku, but it’s just the fact they only make it seem like she’s only important for that even though they really could’ve built on her story line about wanting to help people (because she states that’s her drive to becoming a hero) and also helping her parents out.

but tbh i also think her being an opp may be a little OOC too because i cannot see uraraka talking down on bakugou at all😭 she’s literally the nicest girl ever and the relationship between her and bakugou is just mutual respect. ngl she might feel a type of way about bakugou because of his constant insulting of midoriya (well more like harsh encouragement) and not like the way he is but like everyone is a little weirded out about how bakugou treats midoriya so yeah. but yk it may be ooc tho but she has motive and it’s the most reasonable how people would characterize her that way in fics.

holy shit i didn’t mean for my response to be this long but long story short i love ochako and i agree with you tho !

[demonlamb666]

‘Kay, so I got this idea from Austin and Ally, my FAVE shows of all time, my childhood lol. So how would yanderes TodoBakuDeku (poly) react to the reader having a friend who’s a singer like Austin and they both spend time with each other coming up with songs, and singing together. Reader can be a songwriter, and I hope this wasn’t too confusing

Singer reader has a friend who they write songs with (yandere TodoBakuDeku)

Warnings: yandere themes, mentions of stalking, jealousy, possessive behaviour, clingy behaviour, mentions of violence, mentions of death, guilt tripping, manipulation, delusional behaviour.

•They might have found out about you being a singer song writer through Izuku’s stalking or you mentioned it when they were getting to know you. They all react positively, even though Bakugo is a little shy about admitting how beautiful he thinks your voice is. They love the songs you wrote, or at least they do until you start gushing about how amazing and talented your friend who you wrote them with is. Bakugo is already silently fuming. Shoto is sad and trying to resist the urge to bury his face in the crook of you neck and hug you and Izuku is worrying about all the different ways this guy could be manipulating his poor bunny.

•You have a possessive boi and two clingy boi’s who all desperately crave time with you. Luckily for your friend they are all pro hero’s and none of them are very comfortable with the idea of killing someone, especially if it’s someone you care about, and who doesn’t pose a threat to you. But they all definitively decide they don’t like this guy and will try to get you to spend less time with him. Shoto will just cling to you and not let go, Izuku will tear up and guilt trip you and Bakugo will straight up make up “important” things you have to do to distract you. They probably won’t try to completely remove him from your life unless something changes (more about this later.)

•Bakugo is possessive over you even a little bit with his own boyfriends so when he finds out there’s some extra who takes up a bunch of your time he’s pissed. Whenever he sees the guy he’ll hold you by the waist and scowls at the guy every time he gets a little to friendly. He’s like a possessive guard dog and almost growls if your friend tries to hug you goodbye or make physical contact with you. Bakugo is less expressive about how much he loves your music and voice, he can be a little embarrassed and his cheeks will burn if you ask him if he likes your song or dedicate a song to him. Most of the time he just listens to you sing without saying anything but if you don’t sing around him for a while he will start to really miss it and demand you sing something. If you play an instrument then Katsuki will get a high quality one, he might even get a drum kit for himself and see what he remembers from the lessons he took as a kid and join you.

•Shoto wants to be around you constantly and feels so happy when he’s around you and his boyfriends so he is very reluctant to let you go. He can get a little clingy when you’re around your friend and will be holding your hand and trying to subtly pull you away from him. He will literally get in between you two if you try to hug the guy and will literally drag you away from him if he starts getting too friendly. Shoto is honestly fascinated with whatever you like doing and it’s the same with music. He loves listening to you singing and always sticks to your side incase you start humming or singing. His all time favourite thing is when you let him lay his head on your lap and sing to him while you stroke his hair, it never fails to make him tired and he’ll sleep like a baby. (Sleepy Shoto is the cutest thing.) He really wants to be able to join in the things you do so if you play an instrument he wants to play one too. Even if he doesn’t play an instrument he doesn’t need a big part, he can just play one note on the triangle at the very end of the song and he will give the most adorable smile.

•Izuku actually hates dislikes your friend the most because he’s delusional and thinks everyone who isn’t him or his boyfriends are trying to take advantage of your kind and trusting nature (you can literally be the most paranoid person in the world and he will still think you’re naive.) He can be simultaneously passive aggressive to your friend while being affectionate to you. He says seemingly innocent things to your friend that prod at his insecurities, Izuku will keep doing it until they get the message and leave if you don’t stop him. Your friend probably won’t get the chance to be physically affectionate with you because when that guy is around Izuku will wrap his arms around you and whisper affectionate words in your ear. He doesn’t trust your friend at all and believes he’s trying to take you away from your soulmates. Izuku adores your singing and the songs you write and is the most obvious with how much he enjoys it, he’s also the most likely to ask you to sing for him (and does…constantly.) It increases his delusional side, if you ever sing a love song or sweet song he’ll take it as a sign you love them and will happily gush to his boyfriends about how cute you are and how much you love them. Same goes for if you sing something sad except he’ll think they haven’t been giving you enough attention and coddle you. If you play an instrument Izuku will be determined to learn one as well, he’ll practise like crazy and will honestly get really good so you might want him to play with you. He might decide to play the same instrument as you and ask you to teach him. If you compliment him about music he will be on cloud nine.

•TodoBakuDeku are not a super violent trio so your friend should be safe and they can deal with him being a part of your life because he makes you happy. But every yandere does have a breaking point. They only really decide to completely stop you from seeing him if he tries to take you away from them somehow, it could be be that he has romantic feelings for you and wants to confess, or he tries to break you up. Izuku always distrusted your friend and thought he would try to manipulate you so he encourages his boyfriends that this friend is bad for you. They will try to seperate you both more naturally before starting to threaten the guy. If nothing works they might get more violent. It has to be really bad for them to decide to “take care of him permanently.”

•Having a darling who sings or writes songs is a positive for all of them and they will all enjoy being able to hear you and will support you doing what you love. None of them like your friend but as long as you don’t spend to much time with them they can all handle their jealousy (even if they don’t want to) and will just be extra needy afterwards. They all honestly think your voice is the most beautiful thing, whether you’re just talking or singing they can’t imagine not being able to hear it everyday.

[sid471]

MHA ships I ship with little to no context of the show.

Note: I’m a multishipper who’s seen… literally 3 episodes 😊 but I HAVE been on MHA/BNHA tik tok for quite a while now :3 also I’m gonna limit myself to like… 10 in no particular order. Because this topic could make several posts 😊. Oh and final thing: I tend to veer away from straight couples. Because I’m bored of them frankly, so yes all of these are same sex couples, no I don’t care about canon thank you :3

Erasermic (a big one 😗)

Shinkami

Todobakudeku

Seroroki

Rodeku (Rodydeku? I dunno I’ve seen both)

Momojiro

Togachako

Tsuchako

Dabihawks

Kiribaku

Aaaand that’ll do for now 😗 feel free to hate me if that’s what you wanna do 😊 but if you don’t hate me I always take fic recommendations :3 I prefer… generally happy fics 😗 fluff, domestic, the occasional soulmate AU, ya know ^_^

[nejiraez]

date night gone wrong | todobakudeku hc

@remi7k requested: Could you bless us with headcannons of the guys reactions (Bakugou, Shoto, and anyone of your choice) on a date with their S/O and the waiter keeps flirting with her in front of them and it’s pissing them off. Por favor❤️❤️

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BAKUGOU KATSUKI

Bakugou doesn’t like eating outside food. He always prefers his cooking over the “processed crap” that fast-food chains and restaurants provide.

So if he were to be taking his S/O out, chances are that he’s not eating shit. He’d much rather watch you eat and be content while he just sips on a glass of water.

So, the one time that this grump is thoughtful enough to bring you out to eat on a date? His patience is tested and by the waiter of all people. 

Bakugou doesn’t appreciate the way your server keeps throwing you heart eyes whenever he passes your table. Bakugou’s not stupid, he has eyes just like the average person does and could see how attractive you were.

So the fact that you’d gain a few pairs of eyes on you was nothing out of the norm. However, the fact that someone was doing this so boldly, right in front of him? In front of your B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D?

Either they’re thick-skulled and couldn’t pick up on the fact that you two came here together, alone, on a date, or they were provoking him purposefully.

Either or, it pissed Bakugou the fuck off.

“See?” Bakugou says, nodding his head across the room towards the waiter who kept giving you fleeting glances. “This is why I said we have food at home.”

“Relax, he’s harmless…” You say, nudging your elbow into your boyfriend’s side to shake him from the dirtiest, stank look he was throwing at the server any chance he could get. “He’s just doing his job.”

Oh, but Bakugou doesn’t think so. Not at all. His eyes don’t miss the way the waiter gets all fidget-y whenever he hands you your plate, or how his eyes linger lower than they should be whenever he comes to refill your glass.

Bakugou hates it all.

And God forbid if your waiter tries to flatter you with those “It’s on the house” or “It’s on me” lines when they try to woo you with free dessert.

Bakugou would be quick to snag the pint of ice cream from grasp, shoving a spoonful of the treat into his mouth. “She’s lactose intolerant. So, beat it.”

Knowing damn well you weren’t.

“--Katsuki!”

By the end of it all when he was paying the bill for you (to which he begrudgingly left a tip for, on your behalf and yours alone), he makes sure to take you by the hand, fingers intertwined with yours to say, “Okay, let’s leave, babe. This shit’s got me tired.” Ensuring that the word babe, rolled nice and slow off from the tip of his tongue.

Bakugou asserting his dominance all while being a petty, yet protective, boyfriend. ~

TODOROKI SHOUTO

Honestly, Todoroki’s gonna miss the first few signs that your server may be trying to get with his S/O. But that’s all because this man only has his sights focused on you.

He adores watching how giddy you become whenever your orders come by, or how you urge him to taste some of your food.

“So what’s the event for tonight? You two came down here as friends? Hanging out on a Friday night?” Your server would ask you directly, not really caring for Todoroki’s answer. His back would even be facing your boyfriend every time he swung around.

And that’s when things began to go downhill.

“Oh!” You laugh to dial down the tense atmosphere that had suddenly swirled around your particular booth. Todoroki was still, and you don’t miss the way his jaw tenses at the ‘friends’ title. “We’re actually-”

“I’m her boyfriend, actually,” Todoroki interjects with a clipped tone. He frowns at his food, picking at the plate with an uninterested glare. “We’re together.” 

You thought that affirmation would have been enough for the guy to cool it on his flirtatious tendencies, but God no.

“Ah, I can see why!” He casts a playful wink your way, “You’re a very beautiful girl.”

Your eyes bug out at his bold confession and a concerned smile graces your lips, all while Todoroki doesn’t even bother masking the fact of how peeved he is. 

Without his knowledge, Todoroki’s quirk is set off and the table is encased in a layer of his glossy, cold ice all from the power of his right hand.

An as soon as your waiter leaves you two to your own devices, Todoroki is quick to act.

He wastes no time in switching seats, to get up from his spot only for him to slide into your side of the booth that he could be seated right next to you. “How irritating.” He’d hiss under his breath, taking a harsh stab at his food.

For the remainder of your date night, Todoroki acts hard-headed, making the job for the waiter ten times harder than it needed to be.

Anytime that the waiter would try to hand you your plate or a new glass, this motherfucker absolutely would not move an inch.

So to get to you, the guy would have to go through him first, quite literally. That, or he’d have to politely ask your stoic boyfriend to move out of the way, to which Shouto would respond with a curt��“Hurry on with it.”

You’ve never seen him act so out of character before (which was kinda attractive), the same law-abiding guy that you once knew was now prompting you to engage in a “dine and dash” with him.

To put it short, you two never stepped foot in that restaurant again.

MIDORIYA IZUKU

Midoriya would do the absolute most out of the three to show that you two are dating, as a means to shoo away his competition.

He’s not big on confrontation, if anything, he’d try his damned best to avoid it. So he would probably opt out of the option of telling the waiter directly to “quit hitting on his S/O”.

Rather, Midoriya would always bring up the subject of your next upcoming dates with him, whenever the server so happens to pass by. “So, for our next date, where would you like to go? Anywhere... away from here?”

And he’d play footsies under the table with you to try and induce a laugh to show how much fun you two were having, that, or he’d ask for your hand across the table so he could hold and graze his thumb against the palm of your hand.

He’s very passive-aggressive about this. Making sure that his love for you is being shown but in a very loud and brazen fashion.

Hell, he’ll even step out of his comfort zone and go as far as to ask you to spoon feed him so of your food. “Can- May I try some of your food?”

And if that shit doesn’t work?

“Um, excuse me, but does your restaurant celebrate anniversaries?” Midoriya would question once he’s managed to successfully flag down opposing male to your table. “Because you see, my girlfriend and I are celebrating our second year anniversary today and she was really hoping if you’d put something together for that.” 

The way you’d have to bite down on your tongue to hold back the laughter that threatened to bubble out past your lips. Watching Midoriya become all ‘territorial’ over you was one thing, but for him to go to such lengths… and to pin it on you?

Midoriya’s pride swells at the fact that a look of dejection flashes across the server’s face the moment the word “girlfriend” was left to linger through the air.

You’d have to sit and watch as the entire staff and kitchen would come out from the back, bringing you two cake and playing their song to celebrate you both, all while it wasn’t even your damn anniversary. 

Midoriya on the other hand was enjoying it all. Flaunting off your relationship with him to scare off potential homewreckers was the highlight of his night out with you.

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[ihatebnha]

i know this isn't good for me but, icks for todobakudeku?

tbh we all need a lil reminder that these boys, even if they’re hot and talented, are still BOYS nonetheless....

Enjoy!

-

Bakugo 

Laughs at you whenever you do something embarrassing in public instead of trying to help you fix it

Mansplains... if you’re doing something wrong, even if you know it’s wrong and don’t care, he’s yelling at telling you how to do it properly... (and he doesn’t listen when you tell him to knock it off, either)

Sometimes spits when he yells

Talks SUPER LOUDLY on the phone... in public... (and ignores you the entire call)

Wears the same socks for like a week straight

His fingers are c h u n k y

Also probably has hang nails 

Doesn’t know how much makeup costs and complains about the price when you’re checking out... EVEN IF HE’S NOT PAYING

Does that kinda weird and nasty thing where he licks his finger to wipe a smudge off of something... your face included 

BUT... swats you away when you try to do the same thing for him

Swears in front of your family and doesn’t know why it’s wrong... 

Also yells at his mom in front of you 

Has a pair of house crocs 

If you go to the gym with him, he’s teasing you if you don’t end up finishing your workout

Backwashes in your water bottle 

Blanket hog. This one sucks because he probably only sleeps with one, anyway

Always sweaty.... 

If you let him take a bite of something you’re eating, he’s biting off more than half of it (and gets mad or denies it when you point it out)

Calls you his “old woman” or something equally as weirdly offensive like “broad”

His ass is hairy

Deku 

You have a lot of moments when you have to repeat yourself because he wasn’t listening, either too busy muttering about something or staring you you like🙂🥴😗 

Whenever you express your insecurities to him, he says stuff like, “I like you, though”👉🏻👈🏻

Cries when you cry because he doesn’t like seeing you sad

Probably has a hard time putting change back in his wallet when he pays with cash 

Picks his nose with a tissue and then stares at the boogers

Still wears jackets from years ago that don’t fit him anymore (and when you try to get him to donate them, he gets sentimental) 

Asks if you’re embarrassed to be seen with him... IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE

(Both of you literally holding hands walking around with the Dekusquad when he says this like: ???) 

Also says “I love you” in front of other people, too... and gets mad when you don’t say it back

Kisses you with morning breath

Goes to the grocery store in slides without socks on 

Bacne except he doesn’t let you help treat it (and whines when you pick at it) 

You have to remind him to clip his nails or he’ll forget

Hairy toes

Unironically moans whenever you give him a massage

Sometimes tries to... smooch... you rather than kiss you... 

Todoroki 

Points out whenever your makeup is smeared or you get a new pimple... 

And if he catches you walking around with a pimple patch on, he reaches out and tries to take it off you because he thinks it’s a smudge of dirt or something

Doesn’t acknowledge when he farts. He just lets it rip and walks away...

Will tell people your business if they ask. Has on multiple occasions mentioned to Deku or Iida stuff like you were on your period or that you had to leave because your ice coffee wasn’t “sitting well with you” (if you know what I mean)

Absolutely, vehemently refuses to pick a restaurant on date night. He wants you to choose All The Time

Whenever he finishes getting ready before you, he stands around in your space to watch you finish up

Wears socks with sandals unironically 

Also tries to kiss you with morning breath

Takes everything you say very literally, to the point where if you’re just telling him something super boring like that you don’t really like raw celery, he assumes you HATE it.

(You buy it for a recipe one day, and he’s like: “I thought you hated that?” except this happens multiple. times.)

When you’re mad at him, says “please just tell me what I did, I promise I’ll fix it” 

Sleeps in matching pajama sets 

Will insult something you like if he doesn’t also like it. For example, when you’re choosing new bedsheets or curtains

Also mansplains... even if its stuff that’s COMMON SENSE or doesn’t involve him (like that tampons can give you TSS if you wear them too long) 

Probably tries to hand feed you at some point

“Why would you wear makeup, you’re already so beautiful”

(You, with half your face beat already: ...) 

Has a cum sock

[fakeagatha]

Istg if I get hate imma cri

Ship Questions!

BNHA

•Favorite Ship?

Yaoyorozu x Jiro, literally I have an obsession with them.

•Least Favorite Ship?

I'm ready for the hate, but probably Kaminari x Jiro. There are times that I don't mind it. I don't hate on anyone who ships it of course, but I just can't see them together romantically? Stan their friendship though. I also hate illegal stuff.

•Random Pair You Ship/Like That Hardly Makes Sense?

Now I have a TON of these

-Kirisero

-Todokami

-Kamideku

-Shintodo

-Shinkiri

Like I don't even really ship some of them heavily but they just have like a cool aesthetic? Idk???

•Ship You Don't Even Know Why It Exists?

Right. Endkiri, Endbaku, Aizawa x Eri, Aizawa x Jiro x Mic, Aizawa x Deku and basically everything that's illegal

Also Nomu x Deku and all that, like anything or anyone x Nomu is just wrong and ew.

•Favorite Lesbian Ship (WLW)?

Apart from Momojiro, probably Tsuchaco.

•Favorite Gay Ship (MLM)?

Uh Kiribaku I think?

•Favorite Straight Ship (WLM)?

IZUOCHA- One of my otps as well!

•Favorite Ship Among Villains?

Shigadabi...😶

•Favorite Ship Among Pros?

Hm I like Erasermic, but like I also love Mtnight 😭

Eraserjoke pretty dope too

•Favorite Polyamorous Pair?

Well I don't really ship anything polyam but Kamimomojiro is pretty cool, Todobakudeku is like a classic one, ig Kiribakukami is also kinda cool

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[lovespelt]

Ok, I think it's time to finish the Among Us TDBKDK Au ask bcz I'm sleep deprived once again. (idek WHY I get creative whenever I'm sleep deprived, must be a talent)

Ok so anyways where was I— The White got ejected thing lmao ok.

Ahem.

So now. After she was out of the ship, everyone exited cafeteria and went on to do their respective tasks to help THE SKELD land on MIRA HQ.

Except the—now, 3 Impostors.

Izuku and todoroki stared at the orange suited male. Both shoulders tense, neither of them spoke, they were waiting for a few seconds more. Until The quiet atmosphere was broken with Izuku's question.

"Why?"

Silence.

"Why did you lie?"

More Silence.

Izuku slammed his hands on the the table, making Todoroki flinch. The orange bastard is still sitting there, relaxed and smug even after the meeting. Izuku eyed them both with narrowed eyes.

"Why did you do it? You know I could eat you both right now even after you defended me. I wouldn't cared if one of you got ejected, or both of you for that matter. I literally ate a person in half in front of both of you. I eat humans. So why would you defend a something like me?"

Izuku looked at both of them with a deadly glare.

More Silence.

Until Orange opened his mouth. Once again surprising Izuku of the words that came out.

"....Because you're fucking hot that's what."

"....I hate to agree with him but yeah, I think you're hot too."

Izuku blinked in surprise. His face was feeling hot, was this an allergic reaction for eating brown? Maybe, he'll look into that later.

But right now, he should probably say something.

"....What."

•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•

Lmao well it was something. After that they asked what Orange's name is bcz they keep calling each other by color and it's starting to get weird.

Bakugou pointed that at the top of each helmet there was a personal carved name on top so they'll know who is who.

Izuku's helmet is a bit broken. so the top only shows "De" with a smudgy "Ku" at the end. Pretty sure that was blood.

But Bakugou keeps calling him Deku anyway because he had killed 3 people and he got caught on both times. Even when Izuku told them his name lololol

So Izuku playfully called Bakugou "Kacchan" to mock him but he just... Blushed..

Izuku, thinking: (what is up with humans turning their face to look like a Solanum lycopersicum?)

And todoroki would be all jealous and call Izuku, "Izu-chan" and Izuku being the oblivious Alien that he is. Calls Todoroki "Shouchan" as well lmao.

And of course he turns red as well lmao.

And Izuku is like: ???????????

Still 😂

Anyway, Bakugou taught them how to sabotage and shit coz he's a smartass like that.

And he has a gun with him.

In space.

For some reason....

......Hush it's for the plot.

Ok CONTINUING THIS,

Izuku gets hungry again but he kinda,,, doesn't wanna move now coz he's scared to be caught. And Bakugou is like I'll kill for you and todoroki is like me too and Izuku's tummy just flutters (what the fuck? Why is Brown's skull moving so much?? Isn't he supposed to be dead???)

Anyway both of them killed Lime and fed Izuku. All the while his face feels weird and his his stomach feels like millions of asteroids colliding. Did they put something on Lime's arm or something?, Bcz it tasted extra nice.

(awe poor baby Izuku, he doesn't know what love and kindness areeeee)

Anyway there are 2 crewmates left, but Izuku can see that they are nearing the atmosphere of his planet. And there he saw a ship above the sky, MIRA HQ.

The Spaceship connected with each other and the door opens. Revealing 5 crewmate members who are already there.

"oh! New crewmates!! New faces!! Hello!!!" The pink one waved enthusiastically.

The 5 of them got out of THE SKELD and into MIRA HQ.

Izuku was amazed and kind of annoyed, how did he and his fellow kind did not notice the human's spaceship above their home planet. Like seriously, it must be an invisibility scan But he was amazed by how everything was in bright colors! It looked so pretty!! He was in awe. Humans are definitely much more pretty colorful than his own kind.

(That's why he stole collected all kinds of human clothes, he didn't get why Kacchan called his 'fashion sense' , 'atrocious' and 'hideous' when he worn his favorite human shoes. THEY WERE BRIGHT RED AND PRETTY FUCK YOU KACCHAN, Katsuki: plz do w/ your tongue, what, nothing)

The purple one looked at them confused "why is there only 5 of you guys? Didn't the boss man said there would be 10 peeps joining our ship??" Purple asked.

"Don't get paid enough for this shit." Black muttered in the back. (They looked so obnoxious and snarky and arrogant Izuku couldn't wait for himself to sink his teeth into them)

Yellow and red, the only true crewmate members left in their group, were looking grim and too uneasy to explain.

"Oh. Haven't you heard?" Todoroki asked them instead.

"Or did you fucking extras forgot to check your fucking communication for news?" Bakugou snarked at them.

Izuku looked at his new food crewmates. He smiled.

"There was an Impostor among us."

•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•

WHOOOOO FINALLY FINISHED ISJENFJDJJE HELL YEAH. (They thought the Impostor was White so they think they're safe lmao) I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AU MY GOOD FELLOW ASSOCIATE LMAO, JUST PULLED THIS SHIT RIGHT UP MY ASS SORRY IF IT'S NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH.

(Maybe make a part 3 in POLUS 👀👀 lmao Jk Jk)

Unless...? 👀👀👀

ooh a part II to the among us au! i am loving these todobakudeku antics hehe

[ashdumpsterpile]

kiribakudeku, todobakudeku, kirikami, shinkami, shinbaku, bakujirou, bakumina, kirimina, bakusero, serokami, kacchako, Iidabaku, todomomo, poly bakusquad, bakuneta 👀, dekuneta 👀

KELLY I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK

under the cut so my non-bnha mutuals don't simultaneously block me lmao

kiribakudeku

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

I think I've read maybe one fic for this pairing? Either way, bestest vibes.

todbakudeku

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

Oooh I used to be into this pairing waaay back in the day. Like pre-sports festival arc, back in the day. Idk, just the VIBES of it get me.

kirikami

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

v cute ship, but sadly have no consumed content rlly. love the vibes tho.

shinkami

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

ONLY DISCOVERED THIS RECENTLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH HOLY SHIT. Just....alsdkfjaldkf. Literally erasermic but they're children. What's not to love.

shinbaku

D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.

Never read anything for this ship and probably never will? It's not bad, just not really interested. I feel like they would hate each other and not in a bkdk way.

bakujirou

F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

I'm sure there's really good fic for this ship!! I just happen to only ship Jirou with Momo or Kami lmao.

bakimina

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

V adorable. Angry man x insane woman. What's not to like?

kirimina

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

ALSO v adorable. Himbo x insane woman. What's not to like?

bakusero

D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.

Idk about this one. I love both characters, but can't really see the dynamic.

serokami

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

Very VERY neutral about this one. Fine as a side pairing, but I probably won't go for it as a main.

kacchako

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

AAAAA I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH WTF. MY FIRST BAKUGO SHIP AND HONESTLY I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DAY HELP ME.

lidabaku

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

Could work, but I haven't read anything for it.

todomomo

C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.

Hnnngng almost rated it lower, but I really like their platonic potential, so I'm giving it a C. I hc Todoroki as either gay or ace/homoromatic, so it's hard for me to really ship anyone with him besides Izuku.

poly bakusquad

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

Y'all I'm a fucking sucker for polyships AND the vibes in the bakusquad are *chefs kiss*

bakuneta

F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

NO BAD BAD BAD BAD

dekuneta

F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.

HAHA FUNNY BUT ALSO NO.

give me a ship and i’ll grade it

[burnedbyshoto]

Can we get the same thing dealing with Uraraka and Momo? People hate on them soooo much and I dont see the reason why. Most of the time its just because they interrupt peoples fave ships, and Ive noticed a lot of the hate they get is from other girls. Like. Though a lot of quieter anime girls get a lot of shit from fandoms, mostly from the girls and with the idea of them interrupting whatever ship they like a lot.

I think... dealing with female characters is very hard in terms of shonen manga. especially for us western fans.

as always this is my opinion on how I see and interpret the manga and anime, you’re free to disagree and hate my interpretation!!!!

number one thing you need to know is that I don’t hate a single female character in bnha. i don’t. my least favorite female character is like... I don’t even know, I like them all really. but when it comes to hating on female characters in shonen manga it’s hard for me to find a true stance.

for us westerners I don’t think we’ll ever be satisfied with female empowerment within shonen unless we have more series like sailor moon honestly. to be honest i’m not well versed in anime and manga, I haven’t like watched more than 5 series and all of them have been popular and mainstream things, so they’re all pretty formulaic in the same way.

strongest male main protagonist, not as strong as main protagonist but can kick his ass still male protagonist, and the female protagonist that’s meant to serve as an equal but is sorely unequal to both her counterparts and will grow to be strong but not that strong but strong — can probably beat up the two protagonist in a playful way but never ever in a serious match.

all things considered from what i’ve seen females are plot devices for one arc and one arc only.

westerns — female fans specifically — want our female characters to be as badass as the men, to be able to go toe to toe, to be loud and obnoxious and still be loved, to be crusty and ugly villains and still be loved. from what I gather people just want female characters to be more than just love devices and hold their own weight and not cry.

we also have to take into consideration that bnha is literally designed for young boys — it is a shonen after all — and while it’s by means no excuse for lack of female character building, this series is meant for young boys to see themselves within these characters. and within our cis heteronormative world that does mean letting these young boys see themselves within these male characters. again, not an excuse, but an insight we do need to take into consideration.

now applying this to bnha we have our main female protagonists within uraraka and momo.

I think that they’re pretty well written all things considered. I know they’ll never be like winry or hawkeye in fma and that’s literally the only anime i’ve seen where the female characters were developed in their own field of expertise in strong ways.

uraraka has been made to be the love interest of izuku, there is no denying it, but I don’t think that’s her only character trait. she’s 16 years old going to a school that people dream of getting into, and is best friends with someone she admires. it’s without a doubt that feelings catch on, but izuku isn’t the one driving her to be a hero.

from episode what 5??? of the anime she states that she’s becoming a hero for her family. she’s becoming a hero so she can use her quirk to help her family and to rescue people. uraraka wants to be a rescue hero (and tbh people often forget that that’s what izuku wanted to be too). she learns a few fighting skills because she experienced first hand that her inability to fight is going to cost her big time. so she thinks “what would izuku do” once gets called out about it from aoyama and suddenly no one can shut up about it.

the entire sports festival battle against bakugou she fucking had him, tbh the fact that bakugou was able to clear the entire air of concrete chunks and only get a 5 second arm cramp is ass. bakugou always says quirks have a limit but that’s the only time we’ve seen him near a limit and it wasn’t even that impactful seeing that he was ready to roll again. but uraraka did THAT!!! she pushed bakugou to the point where she has been the first person to ever really put him at the brink. sure bakugou and izuku go at it many times leaving them bloodied and bruised, but never have they been like: “OMG MY QUIRK IS GONNA BE INEFFECTIVE NOW”

uraraka takes her initiative to do things, and hell if it really bugs you that she’s getting stronger because she wants to be like izuku idk what to tell you. she’s becoming a hero to help her family, and her getting a little side piece along the way isn’t a big deal to me as long as she doesn’t throw her entire life away to save izuku (which she hasn’t). uraraka is a self sufficient queen, she’s dirt poor and is thriving. she’s 16 years old with a crush, that’s not a big deal in my eyes.

now momo is ehhh idk how to explain it. okay, so like, I love momo. but I don’t see her becoming a fighting hero and that’s okay!!!! why do we have to have girls being able to one hit KO other heroes when it’s been made perfectly clear that not all heroes are alleyway boxers. momo is fucking smart, with the ability to create whatever the fuck she wants, sure she can pull gun after gun from her chest and mow down any villain who comes her way — but that’s not who she is. momo is a leader through and through. she is a take none give none, and battling isn’t her expertise but she’s still good at it. momo has scored first in every single UA exam validating her intelligence every time.

if momo becomes a hero similar to todobakudeku, which I severally wish she won’t because that’s not her, I know she’s not going to be the best. her quirk makes her have to be sneaky, smart, and faster thinking than anyone else on the field. I mean look at her fight with tokoyami, her inability to think fast cost her the match really.

to be honest I don’t know much hate on the girls because it’s so stupidly irrelevant to me that I just go “scroll!!!!!”

I do think costumes need to be redone, but like can we also remember that heroes are also superstars in a hero society so looking hot af for popularity is needed. these girls were also 15 years old when they decided on their costumes and idk about you but I would’ve picked a costume that made me look hot as hell!!!! if i’m going to be fighting for living, people best know that I am hot as fuck!!!! besides, these costumes weren’t meant to be fought in outside of training!!!! they should see how their costumes work, how to improve them!!! they have 3 years and even more changes outside of UA to make them the best!!!! uraraka didn’t want her suit to be skin tight, but because the support company took into mind appearance it became tight. momo doesn’t want her costume to be regularly destroyed through her quirk, so she wanted to basically be naked because she thought there was no way to save her clothes!!! I hope hori gives her the ability to make her costume from her hair like mirio did so that way it can phase through her outfit without tearing it into smithereens.

but we also have to remember that female characters don’t have to be like male characters. would I love a female character to be able to best all might, shiggy, todobakudeku??? yeah, what female wouldnt??? but then we’d all have problems with her not being realistic enough and yadda yadda yadda. females not being the best is okay in my eyes as long as they get the proper growth and attention.

undeniably momo and uraraka have been on the back burner but with how the manga is going there hasn’t really been time for them to be on the front, but maybe it’s coming??? idk. I just want another stupid school arc but noooooooooo people hate it when the kids are being kids!!!! why do you want them to suffer all the damn time jfc 😫😫😫

if you want girls to be as strong as the boys I say look at girls like ryuuku neijire mina and miruko, i’m positive these ladies will be your saving grace once japan figures out that mina is amazing and that it’s okay for girls to be on the front lines kicking ass too

[zorostan]

*clears throat* bakugou, bkdk, tdbk, tdbkdk ,,,,,,, thoughts? (in case I wasn't clear I was asking for your opinion on them!!)

HI! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK 😭💖 ok lets go

bakugou: i think he's one of my favorite characters EVER. yes he is a little shit. yes he has no respect for people in general. yes i would not hesitate to punch him right in the face.

but listen to me: he tries SO HARD

and i used to hate him to the guts when i first met him. but i changed my mind not only because he has improved as a character (he still sucks) but because of:

1. how much he looks like izuku when it comes to what means to be a hero. they both are all might best boys and i volunteer as their mother 😤 i dont know if bakugou will become a villain but i hope not. he's good i know it.

2. when he accepted to be rescued by his best friend kirishima instead of being a little bitch and ruin everyone's day. Their friendship is probably one of the best and strongest bonds in the show, and even knowing bakugou pretends he doesn't care, i know he does care. Of course the blondie sasuke needs to change and get better as a friend (and human) but i decided to believe he can become a hero (not the number one but still-) and find some peace in his own pain.

plus he is SO FUNNY SJFJAHFHAHDBSBDB sparky boom boom boy deserves to be loved

Bokudeku: NO WAY NOOOO NO WAY

fine. I'll elaborate it. i may tolerate (love) bakugou but shipping an bully with their victim is big no to me. A relationship based on bullying, fear and harassment is not something to be accept or encouraged. bakugou literally said to izuku to kill himself, he needs to do a lot of therapy and much much more than a few cute scenes together to starts to deserve izuku precious friendship. i swear if he touch my good boy i'll personally kick his ass

todobaku: hmmm todoroki is so funny shfhsdh i love him. All their interactions are basically bakugou yelling insane stuff and todoroki just dissociating. I ship them as friends but the second bakugou disrespects deku he is dead to todoroki (and that's very sexy of him)

todobakudeku: GOLDEN TRIO they share three brain cells in a good day. as individuals? best students, you fear them you want to be them. As a team? HELPLESS IDIOTS

you didnt ask but i ship tododeku and i love how izuku made todoroki a best person since the day one. and how todoroki just abandoned his shit father in the middle of the chaos because izuku sent him one (1) vague message with a suspicious localization. they are boyfriends. they will murder endeavor in their first date. I don't make the rules

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 250: Why Is This Family Not in Therapy

Previously on BnHA: Fuyumi invited everyone over to Camp Todovid for a wholesome family meal because what could possibly go wrong. Kacchan and Deku proceeded to spend the evening blinking distress signals at each other in Morse code while Natsu shoved breadsticks into his purse and skedaddled after getting mad at Endeavor in a completely unexpected turn of events which absolutely no one could have foreseen. After dinner, Shouto had a heart to heart with Fuyu (and then Deku) about whether or not he was ready to forgive his dad, and meanwhile Endeavor said a prayer for his very dead son Touya. Poor Touya. He was such a nice boy. You know what he really used to like? Messenger bags. He’d put the oddest things in them, too. I wonder if Touya would still enjoy collecting strange and disturbing things in bags if he was still alive today. Alas. We’ll never know.

Today on BnHA: Some guy named Takami who just got out of prison decides to show up out of the blue and fucking kidnap Natsuo because WHY NOT. But before that happens, we get a nice scene of Kacchan and Deku sitting down with Shouto and Fuyu, who finally decide it’s high time they talked about THEIR SECRET DEAD BROTHER seeing as LET’S BE REAL, THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS DINNER TO BEGIN WITH. So basically, (1) he’s definitely dead! For sure! 100% deceased!, and (2) Natsuo apparently blames Endeavor for his death, lol no big. Deku and Kacchan are for some reason super fucking chill about hearing this, and then Endeavor comes over and is all “TIME TO HEAD BACK” and omg I’ve never hated him more. And then as they’re driving away from Todofield Hall, Takami shows up and is all “HEY ENDEAVOR LOOK I KIDNAPPED YOUR CHILD AND I’M GONNA KILL HIM!” and holy shit but Horikoshi is just fucking with us now, though.

(As always, all comments are my unspoiled reactions from my initial readthrough of the chapter. I did a quick edit for grammar and clarity afterward, and added some  ETAs in the process, but aside from that there are no changes.)

all right manga, do your worst. I’m completely spoiler-free on this one. watch it not even be a flashback, after all of that lmao

(ETA: lol I read these two asks after I read the chapter and they’re pretty great:

honestly this week wasn’t that bad, though! the worst part of it was the whole “only 13 pages again” thing honestly. next week, though, it looks like we’ll be in for some fun times. oh goodness.)

so it appears night has fallen on Todofield Hall, and hoooooooooly shit you guys, are they. are they all gonna have a sleepover at Shouto’s house, because fdszllk I. I’m gonna. ldskfjla

(ETA: [kicks Endeavor in the shins] why do you hate fun!?)

who is talking?? are these prison stripes??

so is this the Takami guy narrating, then? just like we all predicted last week. ???

(ETA: so I saw all these people going “wtf is this Hawks’s dad??” and I was like “lol what” and it took me longer than I’d like to admit to put two and two together, but anyways, long story short, “Takami” just so happens to be Hawks’s recently revealed surname (with the same kanji and everything -- 鹰見). so while every instinct in my body is screaming at me “gtfo no way they’re related”, it is an extremely bizarre coincidence, so uh. ?? I got nothin’, basically.)

WHAT THE FUCK

IS THIS GUY STALKING THE TODOROKI HOUSE. ABOUT TO BREAK INTO TODOFELL IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHILE MY CHILDREN ARE ASLEEP!? CAN THEY JUST NOT CATCH A BREAK

also I will never understand villains who get all smug about being captured alive. “your one mistake was not killing me when you should have!” like okay, so you’re admitting you’re a piece of shit who should have died, and that the hero totally could have done it, but they were nice enough not to so SHAME ON THEM, apparently

anyways I really don’t understand what’s going on at all lol. some guy looked up to Endeavor and then got himself captured by him for some reason. let’s continue I guess

oh lord it keeps getting creepier

-- oohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiit, is this fucker about to air Endeavor’s dirty laundry?? is that what this is about?

AHHHHH

NATSU SWEETIE WHERE ARE YOUR SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?? IT IS NOT SAFE! and also what the fuck, does Endeavor just not have any security in his home at all? surely he must, if for no other reason than the fact that HE HAS KIDS and he’s not always at home! I have to imagine that any pro hero with a family understands that they’re a potential target for villains and would take precautions. I wonder if we’re about to see this sneaky guy get wrecked

(ETA: nope, Endeavor really has no security whatsoever and Natsu got snatched while waiting outside for his Uber. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he was too busy missing his brother and being sad to remember that he actually has a quirk himself. c’mon Natsu.

-- actually, come to think, props to Horikoshi for once again bucking the trend and having a guy be the one who gets kidnapped and becomes the damsel in distress. I’m just going to assume that had Fuyu been the one to get captured, Endeavor wouldn’t have even heard about it until he received a text from her with a picture of the guy encased in ice and a caption asking “so dad, uh, what should I do with this?”)

BUT FIRST, WE’RE CUTTING BACK TO THE TODOROKI KITCHEN, WHERE TODOBAKUDEKU ARE CURRENTLY HAVING TEA WITH FUYU BECAUSE SOMEBODY UP THERE LIKES ME YESSSSS

hhhglkohhhhh myyyyy godddddd

I KNOW!!! WHAT’S WITH THAT! WE’VE WAITED 250 FUCKING CHAPTERS PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SLY-ASS HINTS ALL “ALL RIGHT THEN, KEEP YOUR SECRETS” but is it finally time now? IS IT??!

Shouto says it’s not exactly an easy topic to bring up, and okay, fair. buuuut also, this is the same child who ambushed Deku in a corridor back when they barely knew each other and was all “let me tell you all about my dad’s quirk marriage and how he abused me and my mom and how I got this scar” so like. what exactly do you consider “easy to bring up” though

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENINGGGGGGG

we’re getting DETAILS. ABOUT. TOUYA’S PAST fkdslfh holy motherfucking shitballs someone pinch me

she says it happened right after Rei got hospitalized, which yeah, we all figured based on the middle school uniform in the photo. so that definitely pins down his age then, doesn’t it? Shouto was six when that happened, so if Touya was in middle school he’d have been between 12 and 15. so it’s very likely then that he was 14, the exact same age as Fuyu, so therefore THE TWIN THEORY IS CONFIRMED! WE DID IT TUMBLR

anyways back to being sad though, because

can someone please hug this child?? what are you all even doing?! do you not see his face?? jesus christ

oh no oh my god are you serious are you

okay, before I go on to the next panel and commence FREAKING THE FUCK OUT, I need to stop here though, because the thought that the Todos actually were in the process of healing nine years ago and could have potentially been spared years of additional pain had it not been for this tragedy is. just. I fucking can’t. I need a minute here. god

anyway. so now on to the freaking out though, because

:) :))) :))))))) huh. you don’t say

(ETA: hmm in hindsight I promised freakouts and then all I did was go “:)” but please understand that the “:)” conveys so much more inner freaking out than words could possibly communicate. just picture me screaming and waving my arms around like a Kermit the frog gif okay.)

look at this you guys. this revelation is so stone cold fucking sober that it even got Katsuki to make an actual normal face for the first time in god knows how many chapters, wow

by the way, words can hardly express how much I appreciate that Katsuki is sitting here chilling out drinking tea with the rest of them and listening to this tale of woe and empathizing like a normal, well-adjusted person, though. I will never take that for granted. thank you character development gods. y’all are bros

anyways the face in question that Natsu was making is so fucking sad, and just. THEY ALL NEED HUGS. why is this family not in therapy

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SON OF A BITCH!! JUST LIKE THAT YOU’RE RIGHT BACK ON MY SHIT LIST, ENDEAVOR!! CHRIST ALMIGHTY ARE YOU SERIOUS, SO WE’RE REALLY JUST GONNA LEAVE OFF THERE? “LOL SO YEAH, NATSU STILL THINKS DAD KILLED OUR BROTHER AND THAT’S WHY ALL THE TENSION” and Deku and Kacchan just nod like that is in any way a satisfying explanation rather than an INCREDIBLY OMINOUS STATEMENT which only goes and raises about A BILLION MORE QUESTIONS OMG. “oh okay, so he hates your dad because he thinks that he murdered your mysterious other brother we’re only just now hearing about. say no more. no further context necessary” fucking -- 

listen, you two. where the fuck are your investigative skills?? SOME SCOOBY SQUAD YOU ARE!!

oh my goodness gracious

listen guys, things I was not expecting to check off my character development bucket list today: Katsuki joining the Fuyumi fanclub and bonding with her over recipes. I wasn’t even aware that was on my list. BUT IT SURE WAS, AND IT’S CHECKED NOW AND I LOVE IT

also love that Shouto tells Fuyu to just text the recipe to him, and then he will share it with Katsuki. because they are best friends

also Deku is the only one here with any manners at all but oh well. we all been knew

(ETA: though to be fair, Katsuki asking for the recipe is about as big a compliment as one can give to a chef, and it kind of serves as a combination “thanks for the meal” and “everything was really good” tbh. shit, now I want her recipe.)

fdlkjfg

... [reaches out to gently touch the panels] so soft

-- BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S EVEN SOFTER?

[faint sound of my heart imploding] ah

oh my god his face

and Katsuki’s face too. boy are you jealous. to think you were all “WHY THOUGH!?” coming here, only to walk away from it all with a kickass new mapo tofu recipe as well as a new person to add to your secret list of people you would literally die for. awwwwwww

and Shouto. omg. this is the most bashful panel I’ve ever seen. what a blessed chapter

anyway so now they’re all driving away (back to school?? I think he said?) and Endeavor’s talking to them about their upcoming schedule. so I guess they are heading back to school, then

anyway so he wants them to work the weekend as well as two weekdays? damn that’s a lot of class to be missing, he’s asking them to skip literally half the school week (since they have Saturday class too)

wow you guys look at this panel

takeaways from this: 1.) I honestly would have thought Deku would be the one tutoring other people in English, if anything. as of the midterms, he was above Shouto in academic rankings, but more importantly he’s also the biggest All Might fan on the planet, and All Might spent a lot of time in America in his youth and presumably speaks decent English himself, so you’d think Deku’s English would be passable just from his obsession alone. but I guess you just can’t beat that fancy private school education

and the other takeaway: Katsuki doesn’t like being squished in the backseat of a cramped Japanese car with Deku and Shouto. this one is absolutely shocking. I’m gonna need a moment to process this for sure. anyways poor Deku, he’s probably getting so many elbows to the ribs right now. I hope he elbows back

(ETA: actually the fact that Katsuki is apparently sticking his head out the window here in addition to complaining about the cramped conditions makes me wonder if he’s actually getting carsick. my poor baby do you need some dramamine.)

guys, meet Endeavor’s chauffeur

so anyway this is a bit sudden but I have a new favorite character now. life is funny like that. does he remind anyone else of Major Armstrong

wow Endeavor is answering the question seriously

okay but shit, I really fucking love this answer, though. he’s so matter-of-fact about it. because the thing is, the question isn’t really “when did you start baby-sitting a bunch of kids”; it’s “when did you actually start caring about something other than yourself?” and the answer is that it happened when he finally reached the top and realized the responsibility that went hand in hand with that role. it forced him to finally look past just himself, and to think about what it really means to be a hero. shit, I feel another essay coming on, but it’ll have to wait for some other time lol. we still have to see if Natsu’s going to make it out of this alive

anyway so now Armstrong is chuckling and saying that status really does change people huh, and they’re driving on into the night

OH SHIT

THAT’S A NICE SON YOU’VE GOT THERE, ENDEAVOR. IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE... okay you know what, I’m not sure where I was headed with that joke, but in any case I can’t finish it because this isn’t funny at all actually, this is actually SO FUCKING BAD oh shit oh shit

NATSUUUUU

oh no he’s so scared oh fuck. fuck. he’s only 19, he’s just a kid still. god. why do I always get so worked up over these parts. what am I doing reading a shounen manga if I can’t handle seeing kids in peril. HORIKOSHI PLEASE BE KIND TO MY BABIES

holy shit

okay, is this implying that Katsuki was sticking his head out of the window in that previous panel?? I realize more important things are happening and this is hardly the time to dwell on this, but jesus christ my kid is out here trying to get himself decapitated. boy what is wrong with you

anyway so now something is going "pop” and I have no idea. ??

(ETA: lol I guess it was Endeavor? you know, how Endeavor sometimes just goes “pop” for no reason. that’s just the sound someone makes when spontaneously bursting into flames.)

oh

far be it from me to start whipping out analogies about a mama bear and her cubs, but. damned if that ain’t what’s happening though. motherfucker, you mess with his kids? so would you like to die fast, or slow

so now some weird fucking shit is happening to the car, and I guess it’s this guy’s quirk again?

wow my man, so you’re really attacking the car with the three protagonists with SOMETHING TO PROVE in the backseat. you really do have a death wish

(ETA: on top of that, attacking the car mere minutes before the winter break ends, and with it, the deadline for “defeating a villain quicker than Endeavor.” HMMM anybody got some popcorn?)

now Endeavor is shouting “LET HIM GO!” because that’s what superheros shout when someone is being kidnapped

lol poor Natsu looks kind of awkward now

like, don’t get him wrong, he’s still scared for his life. but also he’s starting to get a bit of that same feeling that Katsuki and Deku were getting in the last chapter, like he’s suddenly found himself right in the midst of some grade A melodrama from which there is no escape. anyways don’t mind him, he’s just going to chill here in this big pile of bandages and see where this goes

so Endeavor is all “........... YOU’RE FROM SEVEN YEARS AGO!” and honestly that’s impressive. I guess the quirk is a pretty memorable one, though

wow now they’re suddenly being all coy with this guy’s name? what the hell

?? Natsu bud, I feel ya, this really is some awkward shit right here

ohhhh!

that’s the name of the chapter! well all right then, so at least that much makes sense now

so now Ending is apologizing to Endeavor, and wow, tons of essay fuel in these next two panels here

“you had so many things that I could never get” doesn’t this sound remarkably similar to Deku’s speech to Kacchan during their second fight at Ground Beta? huh

and also, I think we are slowly dancing closer and closer to the Thing Katsuki Lacks That He Needs To Learn From His Internship From Endeavor. what do you guys think? I have a lot of thoughts about this, but again, I’ll save it for another post seeing as shit is hitting the fan right now and all

OH SHIT

ARE YOU SERIOUS, OF ALL THE TIMES TO HAVE ANOTHER THIRTEEN PAGE CHAPTER! HORIKOSHI YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME HERE

well shit. okay so when he says “don’t make the same mistake twice”, he’s clearly talking about Endeavor letting him live the last time they met, but also I can’t help but feel like there might be some kind of double meaning here as well. the fact that he went from theft to kidnapping and attempted murder, on top of him mentioning earlier about how he went digging into Endeavor’s past, makes me wonder if he could possibly be trying to recreate a specific set of events. or is that crazy??

but just, hear me out. what if something similar to this went down before, with Touya perhaps being taken hostage by a villain (though it couldn’t have been the same guy because the timing is off, and also Endeavor didn’t recognize him right off the bat), and Endeavor making some critical mistake which resulted in him failing to save him, and Natsu then blaming him for that and holding him responsible for the death. honestly that makes the most sense to me, since I would think that “literally murdered his own kid” would be kind of a deal-breaker as far as the rest of the family ever reconciling with him. so yeah, this could get very interesting here

(ETA: hoo boy, so I’ve been browsing the bnha tags a bit, and it seems that a lot of people are interpreting the hints in this chapter very differently from me lol. I admit I could certainly be wrong about the “don’t make the same mistakes” bit having a double meaning. but like, do we really believe that Endeavor just straight up murdered his son and got away with it, or that it was covered up or something? or that he drove Touya to suicide? I think it’s much more likely that Touya pushed himself too hard, or that he accidentally got caught up in one of Endeavor’s attacks, or something along those lines.

what really struck me, though, was that a lot of people actually seem to be hoping for it to come out that Endeavor really is responsible, though. like, to the point where they’re prepared to be outraged if it turns out he’s not, and this part of the story doesn’t end up conforming to the narrative of Endeavor just being a sinister cartoon villain. and like, I don’t really know what to say about that. except that I really hate this idea that if an abuser is ever portrayed as something other than a heartless monster then it’s super-problematic and/or just bad writing. that Endeavor not murdering his son = Horikoshi endorses child abuse. or something. anyways I don’t have the spoons to really throw my hat into the ring here, but basically my opinion is that life is rarely just black and white in that way, and this story reflects that, and I think it’s absolutely the right call to make and is actually very good writing and I respect it. 

and also like, it’s not some all-or-nothing thing here where he’s either a perfect saint, or the worst person to ever exist! what he is is a man who made some terrible choices in the past and abused and hurt the very people he should have loved and protected the most. and what he is, also, is a man who has realized the awfulness of the things he’s done, and is trying his best now to be a good person. what he is is a human being. and acknowledging that doesn’t mean that you condone the abuse; it simply means that you acknowledge that people are made up of more than just the worst things they’ve done in their lives. that’s it.

anyways, for all of my “not gonna through my hat into the ring” nonsense, I’m doing a pretty good impression of exactly that, so I’ll shut up now. damn you Endeavor and your controversy-sparking ways. what kind of psychopath looks at the fucking BnHA fandom and says “not bad, but you know what this place could use? more discourse.” you knew exactly what you were doing, you fiend.)

anyways I’m going to hope and assume that Natsu isn’t actually about to meet his end here at the hands of this bestriped man and his peculiarly thematic villain name and sinister bandage arrows (are they bandages?? maybe not since they seem pretty solid and he’s threatening to stab Natsu in the eye with one. idk). and for all of my joking earlier, this guy actually does appear to have a real, genuine death wish since he keeps talking about how Endeavor should have killed him before. so in addition to all this other drama, toss in an attempted suicide by cop as well! this fucking arc, man. goddamn

[my-crack-ships]

Previous ship reasoning

This is gonna be a dumpster fire, mainly due to my desire for some really good fanfiction that I can never find cause I have to peel through layers of smut to find anything.

Anyway reasons for my ships part 2

It is currently 2:40 am and I have not slept yet. Bear with me.

Jack Frost + Elsa: someone said that we shouldn’t ship them just because they have the same powers. I agree, but the reason I ship them together is that even if Elsa has loosened up she doesn’t really know how to have fun. Or even had time to be a kid, she had a small-time as an actual child but after that, she was a shut-in. I ship Jack with Elsa because I feel like he would be able to help her have fun and truly laugh like the small child she can be because that’s his job. He is the guardian of fun, and Elsa doesn’t really know what fun is. She only has what Anna considers fun and that kind of fun isn’t for everyone.

An alternative to my previous post about the TodoBakuDeku relationship. I have a lighter and harder alternative

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... I’m sorry I hate me too

So let’s start with my favorite soft rock boi Kirishima, one of the few people that can lay a hand on Bakugou without dying or getting yelled at. Bakugo our little hot-headed shouty explodoboi, because describing the character that I have an adoration for is always trash. And... I dunno how to explain her to make this better. The stubborn space cadet, that is persistent Uraraka.

Why?

.. I feel like Kirishima and Uraraka would build a good friendship over bonding about working out. Bear with me it’s only been like 9min since I started writing. Both spend more time together and since Kirishima spends a lot of his time with Bakugo either being tutored or just hanging out Uraraka would see a different side of Bakugo and in turn, Bakugo would tolerate Uraraka to a point where he doesn’t even mind if she’s around him without Kirishima. Kirishima kind of pulls the Pavlov (I know I spelled it wrong) method with Bakugo and Uraraka. Bakugo equates okay and friendly with Kirishima someone who he can be himself with adding Uraraka to the mix and sometimes sending her to him would make Bakugo associate the same attitude with Uraraka. (That was a shitty way to explain it, but I hope you get what I mean) also, I wanna point out that I feel like this relationship would be mainly platonic not really romantic because platonic relationships matter too.

Back to a different one an oldie but a goodie in my opinion. Classic opposites attract and complement each other more.

Zuko and Katara: let me be clear that I have nothing against the ending of the show... okay maybe a little bit, but let me put this into perspective for you. Zuko’s reformation is different I mean besides the fact that this brooding bitch actually smiles. But I digress, this is a different take on the opposites attract thing. Katara is a very structured person and has a temper, she is kind and gentle and is kind of like a mom. Zuko is a fucking hedgehog, he’s blind and as soon as anything moves toward him he wants to set it on fire, he has a cold (haha) nature to anyone even family cause he has a tragic back story that I will not go into because we all know. Anyway, these two in a way complement each other. Zuko would warm up to being near people and trusting them, and Katara might develop an understanding that not all fire benders are like the ones that took her mom. Both are getting a feel for something different. Now let me make one thing clear they don’t have to get married and have steam bending babies. No, I’m saying this could be a stop in their dating paths, not one that has to last long and not one that is the end of the like. It’s a lesson, that both of them can learn. Katara starts off the journey she’s like a literal child (to me now as an adult, me when I first watched this thought that she was already an adult) she doesn’t have much experience in much other than life-threatening situations and I think she dated someone for like half an episode or something. Sakka has more daring experience than Katara and all his relationships end in some weird way (Nothing against him but his girlfriend turned into the moon). Where I was going with this is I got lost and that’s most of my explanation. If anyone were to read some of my stories this is literally how the structure works too lol.

Next up is a really long-running show that probably will never die and our favorite knuckle headed ninja.

Naruto

I never liked Hinata, like I dunno I just didn’t like her I didn’t vibe with her ever when I was watching Naruto. Then again I haven’t gotten past the part of let-me-stab-you-with-my-entire-skeleton-man. So I didn’t get to see how or why he likes her and all that. People might gut me for this but it’s just my opinion and I’m allowed to have it, but I hate Sakura. There is no rhyme or reason I just hate the pink-haired girl with a burning passion. I hate her so much I really do I don’t know why.

But I think you know where this is going.

Sasuke and Naruto

My favorite rivals become closer type a deal. I can’t remember when it started or why. I wanna blame Tumblr but I didn’t even know what that was when I started shipping them. Let’s blame YouTube and those little chat things that people would make with windows moviemaker with images clearly ripped off google and have like thirty song changes in a span of ten minutes. I was invested in those things man I loved them and I followed the story I would be waiting for the next video. That might have been when it happened. Once the gay in me started there was no going back. I only liked them together because I thought that Naruto could influence Sasuke to stop worrying about killing people and instead paying attention to the people around whom care about him, while Sasuke helps Naruto grow and possibly be a responsible adult..... bitch we know I just like the aesthetic colors I bet that’s why I shipped them because the color thing.

That’s all, for now, it’s already 3:30

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bnha, 001 for the ask thing ??? yre one of my fave mutuals even though we've never talked but yre so cool and yr art is amazing and ; A ;

 i OMG FIRST OF ALL I GASPED???? YOURE SO SWEET ; M ; i cant believe this .. im so sorry weve never talked before but i would love to start!!! you seem super cool and really kind and i looked for your art but i couldnt find any but u should link some …. ITD BE REALLY NICE TO SEE!!! TT v TT I HOPE I CAN GET TO KNOW YOU MORE THIS IS SO EXCITING IM SO HONORED.. ; M ; omg im making the text super small and putting it under a readmore bc this is SO LONGGNGJDFKNGKJFD

Favorite character: /shoves my entire deku shrine into closet while mumbling Uhhghudfgd oof i dunno .. IM JK ill be proud about it. the light of my life the joy of my heart is deku he tries so hard … it inspires me to try hard too … HAHAGDFJNGJKFD but i really do have a mini deku shrine in my dorm room i force my friends to say hello to my son before they enter. THATS WEIRD .. but im such a big sucker for the underdog story and i love the very .. long term take on the self sacrificing hero narrative where he literally just busts his bones out!!!! i like how he has to adapt his approach by dealing with realtime consequences for it!! i think it makes him a really interesting protagonist and i often dont find myself caring too much for the main protagonists like i do for him .. i love him :[

Least Favorite character: I MEANNNNN OK MINETA ASIDE BC I FEEL LIKE THATS A GIVEN… i dont really like monoma though i think its interesting what horikoshi did w him!! as in i just think hes annoying CRIES .. i dont think that means hes not a good character though ogdfnj WE’LL SEE!!

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): AHAGDKJNGJFKD ok .. i love todobakudeku n im just gonna say that or else the pairings inside that will take up 4 slots..  ooof i love erasermight … i love MOMOJIROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SO MUCH .. i also love iiocha … and miritama.. ; - ;

Character I find most attractive: OHHHHH OK …… OK ………. GENUINELY? i cant draw these ppl but i wish i could… Buckle yourself in but shouji mezo.. is like objectively so attractive like hes got the shark grin under the mask? the emo hair? hes after my heart … and? i love his personality its so strong and stoic .. shifty eyes .. ughhhggjnjn also .. blood king is SO hot. so is the dragon lady WHEWWW… ectoplasm is also like so hot i could die you know what if guillermo del toro could make his fish man have a butt that wont quit i can be in love with ectoplasm i want him to serenade me with all 36 of his clones

Character I would marry: OMG NOW THEYRE HITTING ME W THIS CHARA I WOULD MARRY QUESTION AFTER I JUST ADMITTED MY TASTE IS ALL OVER THE PLACE hmm i guess personality wise id want to marry momo actually shes so sweet and kind and CUTE she tries her best ; m ; ..

Character I would be best friends with: OMG I REALLY DONT KNOW im thinkin hard trying to compare my own best friends … on one hand? tokoyami and his mad banquet of darkness .. other hand? i feel like my friends are all as supportive and sweet as kirishima ..

a random thought: i really love TWICE as a character.. i think his backstory was the most interesting of the villains (that have been shown).

An unpopular opinion: AHHHHHH I HAVE A LOT!! BUT ILL SAY THIS (though idk if its unpopular) … i dont think the female characters are given good treatment NOT just costume wise. i think the only female character we’ve really gotten a fair amount of development (even approaching the level that male characters have gotten) of is uraraka and even then im kinda like  ehhhhhhhh this isnt enough … horikoshi does a good job showing female characters in strong positions doing strong things BUT i dont think thats the same as treating them with the amt of depth they need, giving them complex story arcs, etc. i also dont care for them being used simply as devices for the character development of male characters if they arent given stories beyond that. i hope we get to see eri some more and maybe her recovery bc i think horikoshi portrays abuse well and the healing process for todoroki was realistic. the dialogue for chisakis emotional abuse was really realistic to the point of me freaking out a lil bit LMFAO… another unpopular opinion is that i kind of dont care about endeavor’s potential redemption arc too much either way, i just hope whatever happens is handled with nuance…

My Canon OTP: deku capturing the hearts of the nation

My Non-canon OTP: bakugou x cognitive behavioral therapyMost Badass Character: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGNJFDGNJDF GANG ORCA. I ALSO CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT HIM I CHANGE EVERYTHING ABT MY ATTRACTIVE+MARRIED ANSWERS FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA GET PLOWED BY GANG ORCA, SECOND OF ALL, I WANNA MARRY HIM    I would give my whole life to gang orca. My canon otp is me x gang orca

Most Epic Villain: AHAHAHAGHDFNGJKAGHAGAFJGNKJD I HATE TO BE LIKE THIS BUT mr compress? truly? iconique…. i also love rappa he just wants to fight and honestly? relatable…

Pairing I am not a fan of: hmmm … i dont really dedicate a lot of time to disliking pairings but i dont really ship non platonic kacchako i just dont really like it bc it reminds me of some tropes ive disliked in the past!! i also am not really a fan of stabi :/

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): (snarls) SHINSOU WAS ROBBED secondly more attention needs to be given to hatsume mei. she is literally a genius prodigy mastermind and yet shes given like 3 pages after her ICONIQUE SHOW STOPPING performance at the sports festival .. give us more … 

Favourite Friendship: I LOOOOOOOOOVE THE MIDORIYA/URARAKA/IIDA TRIO!!!!!! I SAW SOMEONE I FOLLOW TAG THEM AS THE POWERPUFFS AND I LOVE THATTTTGNJDFKNGJKD I ALSO LOVE KIRIDEKUS FRIENDSHIP .. ; M ; and you know what? I think bakudeku is getting there .. i hope we can see them be good friends comfortable w each other !! AND IN LOVE!!  

Character I most identify with: WELL actually believe it or not its todoroki LMFAOOGNJKGFD not bc im as sweet or nice or cute or amazing as him but just bc i Hashtag Relate to his emotional journey following parental abuse.. i guess if you dont factor that in i also am equally terrible with kids when i had a brief stint as a volunteer teacher they were always dragging me i guess not for the five pee pee thing so i guess it could be worse but. You know 

Character I wish I could be: i wish i could be have my life together as much as aizawa does .. he always got his sleeping bag w him? he living in 3000017…