#like literally let’s list out the ways. goes to bed around 12-3. uses hairdryer in bathroom. brought a literal keyboard in here AND keeps it
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#like literally let’s list out the ways. goes to bed around 12-3. uses hairdryer in bathroom. brought a literal keyboard in here AND keeps it#in bedroom despite repeated encouragement to leave it in the common area. eats late at night. uses sound machine that u can hear thru the#whole apartment when used. showers in the morning. cr*cks kn*ckles and they are so loud. calls ppl late at night. uses baking tray to heat#up bread instead of toaster oven. makes food that looks like shit and does not keep food shit nicely organized. takes up too much space in#fridge and freezer. gets dressed in the bathroom after shower instead of walking back to room in towel and flip flops. does not know how to#drive; needs parents to deliver groceries. uses loud blender when people are in class. dared to ask to use the last tissue box (no one#replied and everyone moved on). cleaned apartment on Saturday morning not Sunday night. is it he Damn bitch dsmn bjtching in a nice new#clean plscfe she always wanted. i could go on but I’m falling flat on my fucking face.#wait I meant Friday night lol#purrs
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