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Watching this historical epic/biopic movie that is currently focusing on the relationship between these two guys and early in the movie, one guy taught the other guy to wrestle, in a series of scenes that involved both men stripping shirtless and grappling each other. Naturally I looked at that and went “Huh, kinda gay 😏”
Of course 1) that’s kind of amatonormative! And 2) this is a Chinese movie, so there’s some cultural differences. But 20 minutes and a timeskip later, the two guys meet up again, one having been caught napping half naked in the local temple, and this guy immediately decides to convince his friend to strip topless (again) and wrestle.
His Ass Is Not Beating the Gay Allegations lmao
#marijn talks#obviously they’re not going to be gay this is a Chinese movie#like literally from china#they’re not going to allow gay characters in a movie#though surprisingly there was a crossdressing woman? idk the original guy this movie is based on so maybe that’s just bc#historically there really was a crossdressing swordswoman involved#idk man#it’s a good movie though very interesting#at least in a ‘this is a fascinating window into ancient chinese culture and how modern china views it’#kinda way#also the movie is 30000 miles to chang’an if anyone’s wondering#i can provide a link if needed
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first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?
3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.
#ok this is the LAST time i exploit this format i swear#liu bang#Emperor Gaozu of Han#history meme#ancient china#second century failson -> sherif -> warlord -> emperor pipeline#epilogue: first year as the founder of the Han Dynasty.#you spend most of your time cussing people out and sleeping with your bf.#you are a huge improvement from the last guy so the country enters 400 years of peace and prosperity.#in case anyone was thinking “haha 2nd cent warlord is so wacky” chinese history is literally just Like That#second century warlord
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plushies of all the hosts which released September 20th as crane prizes in namco stores
#ouran#ouran high school host club#(for archival purposes)#random tidbits i never mentioned but a korean merchandise company recently licensed OHSHC so future merch from korea is a possibility now#also the ouran cafe is currently having an installation in china soon too?#literally feels like a ouran asia renaissance rn#on topic of the plushes though#kyoya looks frightening to me but I'll forgive namco because these are CRANE prizes..#compared to the namco plushes we had before (which i love for how ugly they look) these are like way better made objectively
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The dancing Metal Cardbot videos going around have been traced back to being from the live action version's credit theme.
Overseas exlusive spinoffs sure are a treat. Especially noteworthy being that Fleta Z is missing his abdomen and wings. Credit theme song is great though!
For those that don't know yet, The spinoff is titled:
"炫卡鬥士之猛獸能量" (Metal Cardbot: Beast Power) and all the cardbots will be getting beast "spirits". You can find a few here:
More images can be found here as well.
#metal cardbot#so far my mutuals in china are not a fan but the beast spirits r cuties. some hate the dancing but i. have a love hate with it#somethin really funny though about overseas producers getting to work with the official models and their first thought is to make them danc#i think theres something a little utterly insane in choosing wild guardy to do what looks like a combo fortnite dance with gangnam style.#for those that dont watch hes literally duke from bp. imagine#it has rid2015 to tfADV vibes
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nothing is stagnant nothing is permanently set in stone everything is dynamic everything is subject to change
#personal#us politics#it's been a personal philosophy of mine at least with people that badness and goodness and the like are not stagnant#one can be a bad person and then change and become a good person and vice versa#and that's applicable to literally everything and i'm just gonna remember that#time is not linear and things have backslid before#(rome going from kingdom to republic to empire. roll back of female rights in china happening AFTER wu zetian's reign. etc)#so for all the justified anger and depression right now#i think it's important to remember that and focus on what you can control in the next four years
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i think climate change discourse often uncovers ways that people have trouble thinking about things on a certain scale… for example it feels counterintuitive to say that on the one hand, the US is iirc the second biggest emitter as a country and the biggest per capita (since number one is china whose population is famously quite large), and on the other, if we waved a magic wand tomorrow and the US went fully net zero, that would not really have a huge impact on the situation as a whole. but it’s true, because there are just that many more people living Not In The US. or like, it is both true that taylor swift traveling is probably responsible for more emissions in a year than you or i would be in several lifetimes, and that banning private jet use entirely in every single country in the world would be a drop in the bucket at best because it’s a relatively small subset of a relatively small fraction of global emissions. a lot of ostensibly justice-focused climate rhetoric has a very moralistic viewpoint on what we might call disproportionate emitters - which is why many people read a sentence like “taylor swift’s private jet use is mathematically negligible in the grand scheme of things” and assume it’s some kind of ethical or moral defense of taylor swift (or the US, or 1%, or whatever) - but i am starting to feel like “what we really need to do is hold the rich accountable” is just as much performative magical thinking as whatever alleged greenwashed bandaid someone is bringing it up to criticize, because saying it feels radical or serious but betrays a pretty fundamental misunderstanding of the actual scale of the problem.
#you can actually see this in the infamous 100 companies study#100 companies responsible for 71% of emissions sounds like a lot!#the first four are nationally owned coal or oil companies#(which is one reason it kills me when people say the list proves the issue is capitalism lol number one is literally ‘china’)#by the time you get to exxonmobile at number 5#we’re down to less than 2% per company#also i recently learned from a politico post that that’s only 2% of a kind of emission that is only about half of worldwide emissions#aaaand that the study actually *includes* usage emissions#so that number doesn’t come solely from like exxonmobile out there drilling and whatever else#it also comes from people driving and people flying and doing all the other oil things#so when people are like ‘it doesn’t matter if you buy an electric car The Companies out there are doing the real bad stuff’#it is silly… if we mandate a shift to electric cars in all likelihood ‘exxonmmobile emissions’ as measured by this study would go down….
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Greetings. I propose an... idea...?
The prompt list is free to everyone and it's open to interpretation! I'll be doing it from the 12-19th of September, but there's no actual set date for this or anything.
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#shadowpuppet#lmk shadowpuppet#shadowpuppetweek#the reason I'm doing it from the 12-19th is because the Skeleton Key Ep in season one aired in china on the 12 of September#so did Macaque's first episode#y'know I find it really cute how Macaque and Mayor's debut episodes are literally RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER#I'm like 78% certain I first brought up the idea of a shadowpuppet prompt list in April or something
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I love him and he deserves more appreciation. The second installment of my Pretty Boy Trio!
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#i will be doing this after i give my wrist a rest from the norway dtiys ksajljdasklj#the three characters i'm calling the Pretty Boy Trio are literally just my three favs#they literally have nothing in common other than they're my favorites#though that may stand to say that i just like men with long hair#clearing my throat ANYWAY#hetalia#hetalia dtiys#hws#hws china#hetalia china#wang yao#yao wang#ヘタリア
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as a chinese person yall need to stop blaming the ccp for everything (read: hoyo is capable of making colorist design decisions and not everything is a result of censorship pls)
#the govt is v racist while also doing like a lot of rlly questionable economic exploits but also: as a company hoyo can suck#please read what china actually censors and what historical nihilism covers#also: sumeru proves that a) they can make brown people b) the '''race'' dynamics were literally crucial to the plot#it was *intentional* that the rainforest region designs were pale and the desert designs were (a rather laughable) tanned because it added#to the colorism plot they tried weaving into the academic and knowledge inequality plot#so i think it's also gonna be intentional that the natlan designs are pale like they're not fucking fools#open at will: hater behavior#also: you fail to consider that mandatory (for cn server) skins for old 1.x characters got released bc they decided they were too revealing#however neither kaeya nor xinyan's skintones got changed; sumeru released as normal#literally based on what's been changed: the only thing hoyo seems to be out of line with right now is excessive cleavage on some fem chars#i dont think the skin tone censorship is the real issue. maybe the company is just. a product of the colorism and biases#in china/asia as a whole#it's not 'oh ccp censored them' maybe their skin tones are just colorist#this is technically a ''''subtweet'''' as they say but it's also: bro ccp is not the end all be all bogeyman#also idc if you are from the cultures that genshin tries repping in game but gets skin tone godawfully wrong idc you have the right to ask#for more from them and call them out for colorism! it's a societal thing yeah but they can also do so much better#edit: another thing about this is like: yall are literally infantalizing chinese ppl like do u think cn people can't be racist of tehir own#free will?? the government is the only thing forcing them to be racist?? get a grip. not everything is because of the ccp oh my fucking god
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The reason the rhetoric around ‘victim blaming’ is so insidious—and the reason people are still attacking George as an ‘abuser’ despite the situation having been cleared up as a non-issue—is because that phrase, the way it’s currently used, is quite literally intended to be a thought-stopper.
It’s intended to eliminate the possibility for nuanced thought and conversation because it’s a convenient catch-all intended to silence anyone who doesn’t conform to the scary demands of total denunciation.
It functions as a radicalised demand that either demands total loyalty—‘she’s a perfect victim stripped of all agency’—or else cancels you for seeing nuance—‘you’re a victim blamer’.
You need to be very, very careful of any phrase that is intended to cut off any possibility for nuance or further discussion because these are classic tools of increasing radicalism.
Once that scary word is brought out—no matter how inappropriately—can have no more thoughts, no discussion or middle ground; everything must be black and white.
That just widens the mental divide between ‘good person who can do no wrong’ (even when they do) and ‘bad person to blame for everything ever’ (even when there’s ever-present human nuance).
#I appreciate the word ‘thought-stopper’ because that’s Literally what it is#and it’s so hard to put into words but it’s becoming more and more common#like I shudder whenever I see the words ‘victim blaming’ now#cause it’s just pendulum-swing so much the other way way past what it was meant to do#quite frankly the whole cancel culture thing reminds me wayyyy too much of China under Mao#and how people were ‘disappeared’ for expressing a slight transgression from Perfect Thought
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#i love this image so much this is literally exactly what i mean whenever I say ‘smirks’ as a reaction to sth#its from ‘watching australian anti-china propaganda’ from the boy boy patreon but I wish so bad that it was like a universal reaction image#and im gonna try my hardest to make it one#mp
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me, having slept ~5/6 hours a night for the last 10 days, working 16 hour days to try to finish this fuckass dissertation: brain no thinik good i can't do this i'm so tired also me: a statistical analysis of pierre-luc dubois x ovechkin's uptick in goals after finding a new stick he liked last season = ovechkin is going to score 50 goals this year and break the all time record (and PLD will hit 60/70 points as his centerman). in this essay i will also also me: ovechkin should sign a 1/2 year extension so he can hit 1000 goals, and piss off all the pittsburgh fans and xenophobic canadians haters who say he's an empty net/PP merchant
#imagine if ovi hit 1000 goals#bro#i'd build the statue in DC of him MYSELF#also the narrative that ovechkin scores all his goals from one spot on the power play is so funny to me#like...what about the other FIVE HUNDRED + GOALS????#also have you been watching his career at all?!?#old man ovi? for sure much more stationary. his legs aren't the same#YOUNG ovi!??!!? who was bulldozing his way through entire defensive formations solo through sheer strength and skill??#bull in a china shop ovi???#you've lost your fucking mind lmao#he's the greatest goal scorer of all time#he's elite at literally every kind of goal scoring#he's done it all and he's done all of it A LOT#except WRAP AROUNDS his achilles heel lmao#my man will never score a wrap around goal rip#he's sneaky good at deflections which you'd only know if you actually watch him play#i mean he's not joe pavelski but he is elite at it#his shot is just so powerful that it's better be in position to shoot than position to deflect#ANYWAY#im gonna work maybe#after my coffee#ovi#oh captain my captain#go caps go#fun fact ovi actually has more shorthanded goals than sidney fucking crosby
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id be very interested in any post of yours on the vale/jorge dynamic!!! and as a marc fan first human second i think this would also shed more light on how exactly 2015 became what it did… vale is, as we know, very bad at forgetting and extremely bad at forgiving
(this post is now posted) I do still have a few more open-ended asks in my inbox about this rivalry that I'll get to at some point, but I just wanted to quickly have a crack at this one specifically. you can kindaaaa read between the lines of the post I linked to if you want to know where I stand on this issue, but I don't say it explicitly and I might as well actually do that lol. and my stance on 2015 is that the valentino/jorge rivalry... really does not feature all that heavily. absurdly little, given they are the ones having an actual title fight. they retroactively remember to get mad at each other once all the drama has actually happened - and then suddenly you do get their history worm its way through the cracks. like, actually 2016 is way more interesting for their interpersonal relationship than 2015 is!! but 2015 is... well, it's just not that relevant. by valentino standards, you don't even really get the sense he's motivating himself through the power of spite or anything. he literally just wants his tenth - jorge being his title rival is only relevant insofar as that's his teammate
I don't actually think the maxim of valentino being bad at forgetting and forgiving really holds in this specific relationship. I've banged on about this distinction a few times by now, but to me there really is a substantial and noticeable difference between how valentino approaches the marc/sete rivalries and the way biaggi + casey/jorge get treated. the former camp involves rivals valentino was friends with, blokes he was genuinely fond of on an interpersonal level before they really butted heads competitively - and as a result there's a relationship to burn down. as a result, valentino is hurt by what happens. that's the basic precondition valentino needs not to forgive and forget: he needs to feel like a friendship has been betrayed. with jorge, there's none of that! they never had anything remotely like a close relationship with each other; if anything it's a fair bit colder than the casey dynamic is pre-2007. which means there's really nothing to forgive and forget! valentino gets over the entire 2008-10 dramatics comically quickly... like there's still a bit of needle in 2011 but once he realises there's no real competitive justification, he just kinda goes *shrug* eh, whatever. he's still bickering with casey in 2012, but those two did seemingly get a weird kick out of their squabbling and valentino also dropped that completely around mid-2013 (casey ofc did Not). like these people said some nasty shit about each other... but with both jorge and casey, valentino is extremely willing to drop it when he doesn't really think there's a point any more. as a result, valentino and jorge get on better in valentino's ducati years! it'd really only been a brief period where they're properly at war - but that period is so memorable it's how that teammate relationship gets remembered these days
basically what I said in the jorge/valentino post:
and this maybe deserves a more in-depth post... but of course it's worth pointing out that in their second teammate stint, they once again take their sweet time getting to the actual drama. 2013 they're being perfectly cooperative and honda's cute little internal war is hogging all the headlines, 2014 is basically fine with a bit of corporate espionage for flavour - hell, even 2015 is okay until, like, the very end. they're asked about their relationship every single week that year, to the point where valentino starts making gags about how him and jorge have been keeping relationship diaries and will release them at the end of the year. (drop the diaries, kings.) there's also a very sweet 'ooh you've learned so much from valentino' jorge moment that very much thematically follows on from the 2008-10 post:
Lorenzo explained an incident where, ahead of the season-finale race in Valencia, he approached a journalist to request a specific question was asked to irritate Rossi. "At the airport I told her that at the press conference she had to ask me if Valentino deserved the title,” Lorenzo said. “For me it would not have been deserved. I wanted to put pressure on him to feel inferior. “I also created that rivalry through the press."
which... good on you, jorge, but. what. and also... why
point is, even in their actual title fight in 2015, a bunch of different factors conspire to ensure that valentino is focused more on marc than he is on jorge. one big, big reason is that valentino + jorge basically never actually cross paths on track that whole year for more than like, a minute, which is one of the things that made that season so funky. it's maybe a little unsatisfying to go 'that long post I wrote isn't actually super relevant as backstory' and it doesn't not matter, but in a way the really interesting bit is... you'd kinda think it'd matter MORE. their history should be more relevant than it is to this story!! it's weird that it played such a small role! and, again, it does come back into the picture in 2016... they were proper mad with each other then! I reckon they did get to the point where they even managed to hurt each other, where that was something reciprocal! which is fun and compelling, but even there they do manage to mostly Get Over It at some point that very same year. in the end... despite all this history, despite this intense three year stint as teammates the first time round - somehow we ended up with another title fight between the pair of them with a super controversial finish but that interpersonal relationship is very nearly irrelevant. quirky innit
#y'know there really is a remarkable lack of faffing about from valentino and jorge until they're literally like 95% of the way there#big big contrast to 2009. truly on their best behaviour#valentino spent so much of that season going I Will Not Do Drama I Just Want My Tenth and then went. well hm anyways#//#brr brr#batsplat responds#the POST QUALIFYInG PRESSER in valencia... jorge buddy i think valentino had other stuff on his mind saturday evening#he's so sweet like it's very much the bull in a china shop of psychological warfare#zero subtlety. don't you think it's a little late in the day to attempt to make him feel inferior. he's starting at the back of the grid#that year it's kinda revealing how valentino pulls back from marc and starts talking *more* to jorge#super easy tell where his emotional investment is there. like huh interesting where the defence mechanisms are kicking in#that odd disconnect between The Literal Title Fight and the title fight *by vibes* was there the whole year. that's the set up for sepang#idol tag#wall tag
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Summer may be ending soon but y’know what’s never ending?
That’s right!- This Maniac’s Bloodlust and Competitiveness! Yippeeeeee~~~
(Based on that one ff14 red chocobo meme..)
#tunasal oc stuff#tunasal art#yunaci! oc tag: yuna#tunasal yuna#tunasal tunazz#yunaci! oc tag: seraphina#viola in the bg like ‘fuccckkk this poor fella is about to get his shit rocked and not in the fun way..’#poor gal does not receive enough pay nor vacation time for this sheet#‘ah yes a nice weekend by the shore enjoying a variety of beverages with my dear friends!!’#and then said friends proceed to destroy some chumps at volleyball and also like#literally destroy some of their bones#I don’t think ser quite has the whole conserve strength to not break literally everything#down yet- so if she isn’t paying attention she will destroy literally everything around her-like a bull in a china shop#that’s just what happens when you accidentally seal a calamity in a kid and just go ‘welp this wasn’t what we wanted..’#‘oh well!! have fun in the wilderness kid try not to get eaten by beasts!’#and then that kid doesn’t get properly socialized or trained really..#then that kid grows up into this chic#who you’d think would be rather well adjusted based purely on appearances?? but like she has a lot of repressed anger+then there’s the#whole dormant calamity thing..#so yeaaa extreme competive nature stemming from a fervent need to improve and get stronger#plus alooottt of repressed frustrations AND a sport revolving around#projectiles= a recipe for disaster and paperwork lots of paperwork..#sera is also not allowed to play uno❌#inette is also there! if only for the icey treats she was promised if she helped- and also maybe cus she just likes to feel included#she’s also lowkey enabling ser haha
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you know what
Stella will Fix This
#okay this is gonna sound dumb but whenever something terrible is happening in the world one of my favorite things to do#is to picture Stella just showing up there with her giant warhammer and confusing everyone + unintentionally fucking everything up#like literally actually like an oblivious bull in a china shop she has no idea about anything. no one knows how to react to her#she makes a huge mess and accidentally prevents a giant war and then offers people some cereal from her pocket#and asks them if they know her cousin Noctis
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when at the library today i picked up a book abt typography to pick up some more theoretical skills there and to no one's surprise it pretended that european languages were the only languages in the world which like whatever i'll still learn what principles it has to teach and then try to reverse-engineer applications to cn font design based on what i know.
despite not trusting the english-language resources available online to be as in-depth or technical as i desire, i got curious and googled "chinese typographic design" anyway n scrolling through the introduction to the first result, you can kind of tell it's not written with a chinese-speaking audience in mind, or at the very least an audience with some semblance of chinese cultural sensitivities bc its section headed by the words "navigating the simplified and traditional divide" goes on to basically say it's an Aesthetic Decision which. well. is certainly a way to pretend you're avoiding politics.
#mostly you get the impression bc one of the first sections is like 'so how do chinese words work?'#and goes on to explain the idea of radicals and components n stuff and it's like If You Knew Literally Any Chinese#even as a foreigner starting to learn you'd understand the concept of semantic radicals#the worm speaks#phrasing that heading as 'navigating a divide' feels like it's alluding to An Awareness of the political implications n stuff#which most people in the west are not actually aware of!! so then to go on and be like#'oh yeah simplified is like swiftly efficient and ~modern~ while traditional holds fast to its cultural roots from a bygone era'#like. this is some stares straight into the camera type shit to me. like you really didn't have to call us bygone y'know.#like i'd have been fine if they were like 'simplified is what's used in the mainland china n is thus used much more frequently'#'whereas traditional is used in taiwan hk and with older communities' like that's Fine you did it you Navigated The Divide#but if you frame it in terms of an aesthetic choice based in how ~modern~ or ~bygone~ you want to feel#then you're going to end up with people who are merely curious abt cn typography bc it's a very foreign language to them#who take that at face value. good lord#AND ALSO they have separate encodings in unicode. like just saying. they are also encoded differently and that's an important thing#you do not know how many times i've downloaded allegedly traditional cn fonts only to discover they expect simplified input#in order to display the glyphs which Are still designed as traditional to be fair but anyway. it's a nuisance.
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