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i think a lot about how back in the day (like... mid to late 2019) i was told that "writing a story about Steven dealing with the ramifications of PTSD would not only be a False reading of the text, but also in poor taste," and like
quite frankly, given what SUF was about i believe i am owed a serious apology iujfnsujkdngj
#i kid you not i had this conversation Multiple Times and like#it was genuinely super damaging to my creative process#like jeebus.#i am still trying to detangle myself from that. it's half the reason i'm so stuck on Crack the Paragon tbh#nova rambles
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Filiphoenix and Maidnix at your service
#practicing some stuff except i dont know if im learning anything#fanart#art#anyways#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney art#aa art#phoenix wright#dont mind the first one its just me sprinkling him with 🇵🇭✨️🇵🇭✨️🇵🇭#this what ive been doing on twitter#good jeebus#naruhodou ryuuichi#i do remember learning one thing and that is i have crippling obsession to a certain bluffing defense attorney#no i dont like or love or adore him or anything wytalkinabt#haha#im going rogue
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i'll be honest i think the mormon temple is much scarier than scientology
#like ok youre kooky and give all your money to the kooky alien guys money laundering scheme#dont get me wrong i hate them but i think a lot of people just hate that its not christian#and would be alright with similar cultish behavior if it was done for jeebus
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I think someone somewhere said because Hatsune Miku and dinosaurs are my 2 eternal hyperfixations I should make a Miku dino... DinoMiku? Hadrosune Miku? anyway it turned out suprizingly cute while also being the weirdest thing ive ever drawn
Bonus: Lore (originally I was just gunna draw the headphones but I got carried away)
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#project sekai#doodle#paleoart#i guess????#paleoblr#despite having drawn actual furry comissions this feels like the furriest thing ive ever drawn#this image screams thing someone will find on google images and make fun of on a group chat with their friends a fate i will humbly accept#dinosaur#parasaurolophus#hadrosaur#do i tag all the other vocaloids and dinosaurs?#kagamine rin#kagamine len#velociraptor#meiko vocaloid#carnotaurus#megurine luka#therizinosaurus#kaito vocaloid#diplodocus#luka therizinosaurus goes hard unironically#recently i made an oc thats a therizinosaurus but now i might make another based on the luka theri#i find a way to make everything about dinosaurs#this shit has the weirdest fucking combination of tags jeebus#dragon draws creatures
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When Vanny gets some night with the ladies
Just saw the meme a few hours ago and went wait a minute I can make something outta this
#fnaf sb#vanny fnaf#vanny#glamrock chica#roxanne wolf#glamrock freddy#montgomery gator#gregory sb#fnaf gregory#glamrock bonnie#glamrock foxy#burntrap#peepaw afton#joshblogs#memes#I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIREEEEEEE#HOPE YOU GET STABBED IN THE HEART HOPE YOU GET SHOT AND EXPIREEEEEEEEE#HOPE YOU'LL BE TAKEN APART HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU DESIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE#for like the 3rd time in this dumb franchise jeebus christ peepaw pls just die
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It's homophobic that Dragon Age Inquisition doesn't allow you to set Dorian's dad on fire.
#he has it coming#good lord#like we got subtle homophobia in mass effect for sure#but this?#jeebus#dragon age#dorian pavus#dai#dragon age inquisition
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Toph and Su reconciling but Toph leaving when Opal was up to Toph's waist which by my math would likely be when she was 8 is so sus to me. Like have you really fixed your relationship witn your mother if she fucked off to the swamp for 12 years and didn't contact you, Suyin? Or is that something you telk yourself because you want it desperately to be true?👀
#like its healthy to not be joined at the hip with your parend but dear sweet lord jeebus#suyin beifong#toph#toph beifong#avatar#legend of korra#tlok#the legend of korra#avatar the legend of korra#atlok#lok#beifong brainrot
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Imagine Marius goes down in battle. Imagine Lethica, unable to control her fear as something tugs at the emptiness in her mind. Something unsettlingly familiar that she's felt before. Imagine the breaths in between her prayer to Shar to return him to life. Ragged. Pained. Panicked.
Something bright and hot pushes against the cool darkness in her memories. She thinks of the pyre outside of the mines. "By Lathander! By Shar!" She thinks of the vision of Marius in her the burning house while on the roof of the church in Cyril. "No...! No no no! What have I done!? I'm so sorry!" She thinks of the comforting chill of his hands as they danced, her own uncomfortably warm within them. "I'm sorry... for everything; but I've enjoyed every moment with you."
"No no no!" She demands. "Not again!"
I won't lose you too.
I can't erase myself twice.
#and this is how we learn that Lethica is just as insane for Marius as he is about her#get you a baddie who will drink from the river Lethe to forget the pain of losing you#AAAAAGHHHH#I'm tipsy and thinking about angst#they have invaded my BRAIN#gods i want this to happen but i really don't want Marius to die#maybe just like... death lite#ramblings#angst#sir marius renathyr#lethica nightborne#edge of midnight#lethicus#fun fact: i went back to actually find what Marius said during the dance and my heart was pounding so hard i thought i was gonna puke#THESE TWO ARE GIVING ME ACTUAL HEART PALPS LIKE WTF#I literally had to pause multiple times leading up to it because they drive me fully insane jeebus#also unrelated but Rich and Mikey's reactions during the entire thing give me life 🤣
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L+Ratio+Makes you confront being alone with your own horrible self-depricating traumatized thoughts for eternity
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#sparrow oak#grant wilson#grant li wilson#terry jr#terry jr stampler#lark oak#nicky close foster#nick close#nicholas foster#nicky foster#dndads s2#dndads season 2#lyf laugh love#willy stampler#lyflaughlove#going maaaaaad like omg how long are they gonna be in there you guys#jeebus poor kids im holding then#and lark is just out there#OUGH#also wait#was nicky there#i dont think he was#man#anyways what a sode u guys#dndads spoilers
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A short list of the fanon interpretations I have seen on here over the past year that have attempted to portray adult Jess Mariano as a shitty person in order to make Rory seem perpetually morally superior to him
Jess has a nice body and appears to work out, so he must therefore be mentally ill.
Milo's body is disgusting and unattractive, and the producers in AYITL must be delusional to think that anyone would be attracted to him or would ever want to see him with his biceps uncovered
Jess hates kids and is too toxic to be allowed around Rory's child
Jess is a weakling and a pushover because he wants to maintain a relationship with Luke and Liz.
Jess hates Luke, has never forgiven him for throwing him out, and it is impossible for them to have a close relationship (despite the fact that they do). Rory is allowed to forgive the people who have hurt her, but Jess is not.
Jess consoled Luke when his relationship was in trouble and therefore he is incapable of forming romantic attachments, has never had a successful romantic relationship, and is irredeemably fucked up and mentally ill. However, Rory is not to be judged for her inability to form a successful romantic relationship by the AYITL era or her constant cheating or multiple affairs with other people's partners. She is deemed capable of attachments despite the rampant infidelity, but he is permanently broken for attempting to comfort his uncle.
Jess hates sex, refuses to have sex with anyone other than Rory, and will be considered irredeemably messed up if he ever has a romantic or sexual relationship with anyone else. Rory is allowed to have attachments outside of him, but he is forbidden to look at anyone else. The only reason he had a physical relationship with another girl in season 3 is because of "peer pressure", even though he had no friends and did not care what anyone else thought of him.
Rory was too responsible, moral, and unselfish to even consider hanging out with Jess for a few months in NYC because he was financially unstable, but her affair with Dean is completely sane, logical, and justified because she was lonely and wanted attention. She is allowed to wreak whatever destruction she wants because it makes her feel good, but Jess is to be found perpetually morally inferior to her no matter what she does because she can do no wrong. If you state that you found her actions appalling, you're a bad person who hates women.
It's unfortunate if people don't like it, but none of the aforementioned theories are really anything close to being true. They are not in canon, and I'm a bit sick of people coming up with new theories to pretend that Jess is perpetually inferior to Rory, who will always be held as better than him because she doesn't have to take responsibility for any of her actions. If Rory were really that great of a person, people wouldn't need to keep making stuff up, but they keep trying anyway.
Jess is a mature, responsible, accomplished man who has worked hard to become a better person, support his family, and build a life that he enjoys. Rory has spent the majority of her adult life avoiding adult responsibility, prodigiously cheating on or with anyone who has the misfortune to be involved with her, and making one terrible decision after another. I'm sorry if it upsets people that Jess grew up and she didn't, but that happens to be the truth. At the end of AYITL she is homeless, rootless, jobless, living at home with her parents, and pregnant with the baby of a man who is engaged to someone else. The only lifeline she has out of all of that is the one that Jess gave her. Jess is a financially stable business owner with a settled life away from Stars Hollow who is able to act as a support system to his family when they need him. It is not hard to figure out who is in better shape here.
So given all of this, it is highly probable that Jess does hypothetically have a better relationship with his half-sister than Rory has with hers, especially given that Rory has denied the child's relationship with her twice and has been cold to her in the few times they have interacted. Jess is a well-adjusted and generous person who supports the rest of his family, and Rory is not.
More to the point, I do not need anyone's fucking permission to make these comparisons, and I don't appreciate being lectured about what and what isn't canon given the degree to which the aforementioned lies fanon has been spread around over the past year. Far more destructive and unfair theories have been floated around about Jess (not to mention the body shaming of a real person) than the implication that he is a good sibling. Let's just say I'm not surprised that people are upset about plausible speculation about Jess that is positive, but they were more than happy enough to come up with creative theories on why he'll never be good enough for Star Hollow's golden girl.
Honestly? It doesn't matter. The fanon that tried to twist Jess into a bad person or a person who wasn't allowed an identity outside of Rory isn't real, and I know that because I've been watching the show since 2000. I'm not sorry for believing that Jess is a good sibling and cousin based on what I know about his character as an adult, and I'm not sorry for preferring him over Rory or for believing that he deserves much better than the person in AYITL has to offer him. The version of him that is perpetually inferior and submissive to her doesn't exist, and I'm glad that it doesn't.
#jeebus people#jess mariano defense squad#jess mariano#gilmore girls#i am allowed not to like the protagonist more than a side character#i honestly would like to ship a more healthy version of literati but these fucking fandom antics have made that impossible lately
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nhfjsdfjnh- rewatching movie clips- and i'm not gonna lie-
steven, i LOVE you, but
"as much as i've looooved dismantling the empire and saving all your planets" is the absolute most FULL of it possible way you could've ever stated this concept
it's probably for the best he stepped the fuck away and didn't "take" the throne as white and the others wanted him to, i really don't think he needed the ego boost
#not tagging this bc i know there's people out there who will twist my words lol#but i find it Fascinating how full of himself steven can be sometimes#like Yeah no he Did In Fact save gemkind from themselves#but Damn m'guy you really gotta go and Say it like that? dangle it in front of everyone? lknbfhjddg#be humble- jeebus lol#jen rambles#anyways i am once again stating it- i love steven but steven is Flawed just as all of these characters are flawed#and his greatest vices are definitely feeling like he has to always be in control#and getting carried away with himself- both in his theatrics and in the way he interacts with others#and here he is TBH getting carried away with a small dose of hubris#juicy i lov me a protag with a dose of hubris
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thinking abt that religion poll and its like i try very hard to not be one of Those Atheists, but then i remember watching a christi*n say with their whole chest that atheists have no purpose in life, and isnt that so depressing!! and when i brought this up to another christi*n they didnt think that was disrespectful at all so like no actually i think i can be a little mean and judgy abt christi*ity actually
#like oh wow i have no purpose? just bc im not worshippig some cloud man? fuck off#whats so important abt purpose ayway#i'd much rather just be kind and make the world a better place in the present#and ur religion has been used as a tool for hatred and oppression aross the world i think u can take a few people judging u thanks#luke rambles#other religions are cool like i grew up aroud lot of muslim and hindu people and they've always been chill as hell#but the jeebus gang? always preaching for hours in the city centre. always pushing. always judging#so i think i get to judge back thanks!
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Emmy Wemmysday, you know what that means! It’s time for a fh!Emmy character sheet!
More info below!
The Dungeons of Fear and Hunger are an incredibly dangerous place. The group tries to avoid conflict as much as possible, running and hiding when they can, but violence is an inevitability in this place. Emmy takes up the mantle of the party’s protector, her combat training serving her well. At first she mainly focuses on (sometimes literally) disarming opponents so that the group can escape, but after a while she stops caring about keeping enemies alive. Murder is alright so long as it’s in self-defense, right? Layton and Luke are more hesitant to accept that stance, but they’re not exactly in a position to argue.
The party manages to finagle the Crow Mauler’s room open without needing the key, only to discover piles of bodies and a strange sword—Miasma. Emmy takes the sword, since it seems to be in better condition than any other weapons they’ve come across thus far, and it immediately begins to infect her with its malevolent influence. Miasma drives her to commit more and more acts of violence as they continue through the Dungeon, to the point where she starts to actively look for fights. It takes a close call with her going after Nosramus, the friendly alchemist in the Mines, for the problem to come to a head. As she argues her case—that it’s best to be overly cautious in a place like this—and as the spat gets more and more heated, she comes to the stark realization that the voice in the back of her head is telling her to kill her companions.
Fortunately Emmy is nothing if not strong-willed, so she’s able to quash the violent urges once she recognizes they’re a problem. From that point on she’s bluntly honest about Miasma’s mental prodding, and frequently defers to Layton’s judgement when it comes to fights. It takes a long time for anyone to realize that the voice Emmy’s hearing is coming from the sword itself. Layton initially thinks she’s hallucinating from fumes they’ve inhaled (he’s been hearing things too). And Descole just assumes she’s losing her mind (the Darkness affects some more quickly than others). It isn’t until they’ve made it to the Ancient City that Emmy has enough of the sword. Miasma seems most at home in the Temple of Torment, so that’s where she tears out its eye and lobs the bleeding blade into the pit at the temple’s entrance. This action is enough to trigger the Tormented One’s boss fight. It seems Miasma had enough blood in it to activate the Temple. What will she replace it with?
#fh!layton au#emmy altava#emmy wemmysday#this goddamn sword made this sheet take like five hours jeebus#also cause I’m not used to Emmys character design but y’know#my art#professor layton#tw blood#tw eye contact#tw body horror#not sure if Miasma counts for those tws but it’s got a weird veiny eye sooo#just in case lol
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Ah yes, the time of year where I need to ask “When are the Eagles playing this weekend?” so that I know when I can safely go the food store and AVOID BEING TRAMPED TO DEATH BY ASSHOLES WHO FORGOT THE CHEESE WIZ FOR THEIR FOOTBALL PARTY NACHOS.
#also the traffic gets lighter during eagles games#like swear to jeebus#philly and philly area people need to PLAN THEIR SHOPPING BETTER#worse than when snow is forecast
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Cw : Bright colors, eyestrain
So if you wash your hands of where you've been until you flood the second floor
Neatly fold your skeletons but still can't shut the closet door
The only ones in need of love are those who don't receive enough
So evil ones should get a little more
Reblogs > Likes
Not eyestrain + no text version below
#cw eyestrain#cw bright colors#scott smajor#smajor1995#esmp scott#dangthatsalongname#empires smp fanart#technically?#also Scott has so much tags like jeebus 😧#vigilante sheriff au#spectrum#empiresblr#yeee finished the main tags so lil ramble ig?#spectrum looks really cool actually very nice#i just finished it within like 2 days so yea#au from Rhapsoddity btw ! real cool stuff#oh yeah song ref iz Laplace's angel by Will wood#because it's the song ever and also a spectrum song fr fr#tags alotta em#my art#me after i didn't post art for several months *jerma pose*#achilles art moment
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oh great, i overslept AND had a nightmare about my ex. great start to the day
#rambles#he keeps showing up in my dreams and its starting to piss me off#the nightmare was almost like... a mix of 2 of my exs combined#i think i was going along with my day and i got like. a message from him. he was being self destructive again and suicidal and he was saying#all these awful things#and i. had to comfort him again. coax him off the edge because he was just. ugh.#my lifes a joke jeebus
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