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oliver banks 💀
#i love this#oh my god#this is so good#oliver just on the tube and seeing all the tendrils#this looks so normal omg#AMAZING#oliver my beloved
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i think jonathan sims would listen to pink pony club once and break down sobbing
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"the black parade is dead" oh really bc it looks like the hole you put it in wasn't deep enough and it's climbing out right now
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ive said it b4 and ill say it again… jonathan gayboy sims <3
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Oh I think the edible is finally kicking in! Hopefully that means sleeping soon
So glad I found what was left of it xD and glad I could share it with my roomie who REALLY needed it.
Welp
More podcast on my way to work tomorrow ✨time for me to crash
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"the sock is gone. Stop looking for it. Retire it's brethren"
Me: *hissing over my pile of single socks* THEY ARE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
lmao I feel so called out xD
#spirit box radio#sbr 1.23#spirit box radio 1.23#ok but i know i need to just toss them out#but theres SO MANY#like at least 20#what if they are simply hidden in my room
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It's always so funny when people are surprised I'm divorced cuz everytime it's like "YOU WERE MARRIED?!" idk why it's so shocking xD
I think what I'm gonna start saying is "my biggest mistake was marrying someone who wasn't a MCR fan 🙄"
Cuz I really should have made sure our music tastes aligned 🤣
Anyway good thing my gf aka love of my life is just as in love with MCR as me. Tragically getting married would take her disability away so can't do that :(
#mcr#my chemical romance#this is basically just me shitposting#tho i am half serious#cuz nothings worse than quoting what you think are romantic lyrics and them rolling their eyes at you#ugh#or having my music called deprrssing constantly#dont miss that
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The original owner hasn’t come back for his their sweater since they left it down in the archives and trust Jon, he’s been checking and checking and checking and checking to make sure. They’re not coming back for it.
And these days he gets cold rather easily so what’s the harm?
(maybe not the biggest possible sweater but it’s certainly the biggest available)
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Imagine your boss is evil and serves a malevolent eldritch entity but he also serves Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent. What do you even do in that situation. He’s virtually unstoppable.
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Does every single horror podcast have a mlm romance between the host and another dude?
Jon and Martin
Cecil and Carlos
Sam and Oliver
Sidney and Jedidiah
I'm not complaining, just a bit confused on the consistency of this.
#because horror is a very queer thing#also im pretty sure the actual category is queer horror?#i could be wrong tho#but that leads me to wonder if theres any wlw horror podcast#hfth has EVERYTHING tho so yipee there
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welp…im on s3, specifically just finished ep 97, and now i know where that famous audio that was circulating around in the cosplay community is from
somehow i didnt know “how can i sound like anything, silly? i am plastic” was from the magnus archives, and i stared this series because i wanted to finish this before i get into the hermit archives so i can understand the world building a bit more but now i feel really bad for jon, because he is becoming a personal punching bag for a bunch of monsters and i kind of miss the s1 jon sounding skeptic about everything he reads, shitting on every statement
on the other hand i understand why he is becoming a punching bag, he is very bulliable and his yelps are kind of cute
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old Martin doodle that I decided to color
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I finally found the specific paints I want to use cuz I used to use them in school
Maybe I can get them for myself cuz I really wanna paint more
I have so many podcast painting ideas
Maybe I'll finally get myself an easel as well. I've always wanted one.
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