#like j&v: prongsmort?? voldeprongs??

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Who do you think Voldemort thirsts for more, Sirius - the handsome and haughty above all - Black or James - strutting around straight-backed and proud - Potter? 🤔👀

Hi Sadi 👀👀

My kneejerk response to this question is Sirius bc he’s titless Bella. He’s hot, talented, and terrifying just like his cousin, and though I usually flat out refuse to acknowledge CC, Voldemort was canonically enough into Bella for him to put a baby in her. So yeah, Sirius is the most obvious answer.

But, BUT, I do think James can be ✨intriguing✨ to Vee. James kinda fits (if you shove him a bit here and there) the mould of Vee’s Most Powerful Groupies, being a rich, talented, and intelligent pureblood who enjoys bathing in audacity. Additionally, Sirius has left his family whilst James hasn’t: James can still wield the influence of his last name in official settings, and we all know that power is what gets Vee’s motor running. That’s got to mean something, at least.

I will say that I believe Voldemort would thirst for Sirius more because he has a Type (Bellatrix): he seems to be into passionate people who could at least make a solid attempt at beating his arse (but couldn’t possibly manage to actually defeat him, because Vee’s the Best Wizard Of All Time Get Fucked Dumbledore. I swear, he’s so self-centred he’s probably convinced he’s got a gravitational pull rivalling that of a neutron star or whatever—)

Sadly (luckily???) for Vee, Sirius, bless his heart, will always be a package deal with James, and in order to endear yourself to Sirius you need to at the very least endear yourself to James, and I’m certain that that JamesandSirius loyalty really prompts some Evil Stirring of the Groin for Mr Riddle. I’m sure that Voldemort would be more than happy to beam all of his charms on James Potter, if only to acquire even a facsimile of that loyalty (much better loyalty than those self-preserving idiots that get off on kissing his feet). They’d be a very hot, very fucked up, very scary, and potentially quite amusing threesome, methinks.

But yeah it’s Sirius lol