#like if ur joking then i guess its okay but its already getting old af

[punk-o-ween]

shoutout to the non americans who ACTUALLY care and aren't actively making fun of us for a real life issue that could cause millions of minority groups to lose their rights bc theyre not rich, white, or a cis male.

[smilingdawn]

INFINITY WAR FAVORITES (SPOILERS AHEAD)

Okay first off, fuck Marvel for the emotional damage but also fuck Marvel because IW was the shit •Thanos and Black Order entrance was well done 👏 •UHMMM HULK VS THANOS??? HULK GOT BITCHSLAPPED •Heimdall being loyal af to his king Thor 👌 RIP LOYAL BIFROST KEEPER •And oh, how do I even begin with the death of Tumblr's favorite: Loki, Prince of Asgard, Rightful King of Jotunheim, Odinson, and God of Mischief 👑 You don't know how much pain I had just looking at him acting so strong when Thanos threatened to crush Thor's head •Thor saying "You really are the worst brother" NOOOO THOR HE HAD NO CHOICE •"Also, we have a Hulk" Mah baby Loki finally got his clapback 👏👏 •"You can never kill a GOD" -Loki Odinson 2018 •No more illusions, no more tricks •The pain in Thor's eye when he was so helpless to save his lil' bro Loki :( he already witnessed the death of his mother, father, his loyal bifrostkeeper, and his people •Someone please save Thor from the emotional damage •EXCELSIOR! THE GLORIOUS STAN LEE CAMEO •The fake magic hoe Dr. Strange slapping Tony's hands away from the magic cauldron by swishing his cape •I swear there is no sassier scene in the MCU than this •smol banner confused at what happened between Cap and Tony :( •Strange calling Tony a "douchebag" was worth the money •Can we talk about Ebony Maw??? I mean he ain't attractive for shit but talk about crazy op •his movements were smooth af bro •He is every fake magic hoe's nightmare •asshole was element bending and shit •Stark's nanotech and Spidey against Obsidian Cull was just the tip of the iceberg •baby Spidey got his IronSpider •Proxima Midnight is a goddamn goddess •I would've loved to see her fight against Hela, I mean shit if you saw her fight against Wanda, Nat, Okoye and Cap 😵 It was a total catfight •yeah, Valkyrie's gone so sorry to all the bisexuals out there, we didn't get to see her fight against Proxima •Korg's gone too, I guess there wasn't enough pamphlet •Proxima can stab me anytime •Black Order ain't playing around •The Russo Brothers topped their CA:WS highway fight scene by doing a job well done on the Black Order's fight scenes •Wanda and Vision in a room *lenny face* •THE AVENGERS THEME SONG PLAYING WHEN CAP SHOWED UP 😭👏 •best girl Wanda protecting her boyfie Vis ❤ •Pietro would be proud •Proxima taking on both Cap and Nat •Dr. Strange earned his title as "THE SORCERER" by introducing more magic tricks against the mad titan •Strange's magic were pure eyegasm •Tony calling Strange a "wizard" •well balanced fight sequence that went from Star Lord, Mantis, and Drax vs Iron Man, Dr. Strange and Spidey to all 6 of them against Thanos •the fight choreography was well done, each characters had time to shine all the while maintaining each of their specialty skills •No unasked jokes •there were quips and name calling here and there but trust me, it was all for the sake of staying true to character and progress of emotionally driven story •There were 14million plus possibilities that Dr. Strange looked into •and they only won ONE of it •Thor and Rocket having an emotional talk about Thor's loss and suffering •Thor acting all strong but his voice was cracking and he was really crying •Star Lord getting all jelly and beefy against Thor •"Girlfriend introducing Boyfriend to Father" gone wrong •Star Lord calling Thanos' chin a nut sack •the guy has balls of steel •cute Mantis' facial expression jesus cheesecake just take her to heaven she is too precious •All the Infinity Stones were collected in ONE MOVIE YES ONE PART OF IW AND IT WAS ALL COLLECTED •WE ALREADY HAVE RAGNAROK AND APOCALYPSE BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN INFINITY WAR STAYS IN INFINITY WAR •Mein Gott Red Skull has returned by popular demand of theories •Salute to the theories about him being teleported •Da moment Gamora said "I know something that he (Thanos) doesn't know" I went whooptidoo at dat •Dats da soul stone, amirite •a little "u did ur best" to the theories about the whereabouts of Soul Stone •No theory was actually right of its whereabouts •Thanos' backstory was different, I understand why because translating his comic book story to the movie screen might make him a shallow asshole •No mistress death •not gonna lie, I love the scene between Thanos and Gamora •I teared up a little bit when Gamora threw the food that Thanos gave her and she went monologuing about how she hated that seat/throne and this place •Thanos saying "You said that back then" and looking like a deadbeat father •Now I know why the Russos called him the next Lord Vader •Thanos is an exasperated father •he did his best for his lil' girl Gamora •parallel to Vader and Leia I guess •I guess Ego is still the worst father (Odin and Laufey are still asshats tho) •Black Panther still MVP •Fuck da accords because it literally got fucked •No other Hulk scene which was fine •No Ant Man and Ronin sorry •Thanos' creativity with the Reality Stone •he made Malekith look like a little bitch •The Spidey IronMan Dr. Strange Star Lord Mantis Drax team up was the best •AAAAAAAHHHHH BUCKYYYY •"I love this place" -Bucky Barnes to Wakanda •so exactly how many fangirls are gonna change their status into "Wakanda" •Thor's worthiness goes on and on •ODIN IS PROUD •THOR KING OF ASGARD GOD OF THUNDER'S ENTRANCE IN WAKANDA WITH THE AVENGERS THEME SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND •WE FINALLY GOT THE GODLY THOR WE DESERVE •I SWEAR HIS ENTRANCE WAS SCREAMING "TESTOSTERONE" AND "MAN SWEAT" •STORMBREAKER IS OP AS FUCK MAN •ROCKET AND BUCKY TEAM UP WAS HILARIOUSLY SATISFYING •rocket asking how much for Bucky's gun •ROCKET SAYING THAT HE'LL GET BUCKY'S ARM AAAAHHH THE MEMES •"I am Groot" "I'm Steve Rogers" Cap is still a naive little old baby •i did not expect Tyrion Lannister to appear next to Thor •thanos brutal as hell with what he did to the hands of the forger of Mjolnir •OKAY LISTEN BUT THANOS TURNING BACK THE TIME TO REVIVE VISION AND RIP THE MIND STONE OUT OF HIS HEAD WAS UNEXPECTED •VISION LITERALLY LOST ALL HIS COLORS •WANDA WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS SHOOKT •THE WHOLE CINEMA WAS SCREAMING NO •My mind was screaming "GENIUS" when Thanos did just that •The Guardians' reaction towards Thor's news of Xandar's destruction •Okay in a serious note, Thanos literally had the universe left in half with the snap of his fingers •the whole cinema was speechless when he snapped his fingers •i was like "oh my god pls no cliffhanger" my marvel-ass thought that the russos are gonna end it there •i fucking played myself by being played with by the russos •fury almost saying "motherfucker" before turning to ashes •*UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING* CAPTAIN MAAAAAAARVEL •Thanos will return *slow clap* Feel free to discuss the movie with me