#like if ur joking then i guess its okay but its already getting old af

[punk-o-ween]

shoutout to the non americans who ACTUALLY care and aren't actively making fun of us for a real life issue that could cause millions of minority groups to lose their rights bc theyre not rich, white, or a cis male.

[taeguklife]

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taekook af pt. 3

 highschool! au | sweetiepie! taehyung w/ player/basketball player!jungkook

summary; taehyung and jungkook are the type of people who are really known around the school by all of their classmates. ironically, they don’t know about each other…

warning; uh mature language ya

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

                                                 do you party?

Jiminie: dude theres a party tonight

Taehyungie: Dude, no.

Jiminie: I wasn't fucking asking you, dummy. I was just telling you so you know my whereabouts gosh ur so selfish

Taehyungie: ah, is yoongz goin w/ u

Jiminie: no why would he? fuck him dude

Taehyungie: you'll probably end up having sex with him anyways haha

Jiminie: stfu nerd what are you doing anyways did your day get any better?

Taehyungie: I guess. I semi paid for someones lunch today so that's cool. Picked up my sibilings and made dinner when we got home. Now I'm just going to binge watch Another while eating popcorn

Jiminie: nice

Taehyungie: have fun at the party don't get too drunk istg if I have to wake up to another drunk call for me to pick you up jimin

Jiminie: THAT WAS ONE TIME BITCH

Jiminie: okay maybe a few times but STILL

Taehyung went to bed with a sleepy mind. Once he closed his eyes, he hoped that tomorrow would be a better day.

-

Taehyung woke up to an alarming sound on his phone and couldn't figure out why it was going off. His tired being suddenly remembered that his best friend went to a party last night. He grabbed his phone frantically, worried about his best friend being stranded, but was faced with his alarm for school going off on his phone. He huffed and turned it off and checked his notifications. He laughed when he saw a series of drunk text messages from his best friend which he chooses to save for blackmail later in life.

Jiminie: tAHGUYNGiEEEw

Jiminie: THERE plaing ur fav song rn

Jiminie: itz like ur right her next 2 me

Jiminie: omg I knw I'm lik hella drumk right nowe but I thk I see a greek god across the room

Jiminie: he looks like that jeonn jungkkok guy

Jiminie: YOONGZ IS Heeere

Jiminie: shhh don't tell no1 byt he looksx so fine

Jiminie: old man yoonz iz takn me home luv u

Taehyung took of breath of relief since he didn't go home with some stranger. He looked at one of his messages and thought for a second about Jeon Jungkook. He vaguely remembers Jimin mentioning him once or twice. He just figured that he was Jimin’s classmate. He never really put much thought into the guy. He let the thought and got up to get ready for school.

His morning was actually better than yesterday since his mom actually got up to take care of his siblings but he still made breakfast for everyone before he left. He hoped his mom took them to school on time and that shell pick them up when school ends. His mother isn't the most reliable person in the world. His mother just stopped trying out of no where about a year ago and it really stressed him out at times. His dad left them when his siblings were 5 and he was 15. Its been 3 years and Taehyung doesn't really think about him. Although, he cant help but kind of thank him for all the checks he sends every month since it helps pay the bills. They weren't poor since his mom works from home but they were definitely not rich, either. His mother hasn't been working as much, but she does every now and then. He just hopes she get motivation somehow and get right back on track.

He arrived at school feeling ready to take on the school day and keep a positive mindset. He was thankful that he was awake and tired like he normally is. He suspects that it was going to be a good day. 

"Taehyung!" Yoongi yelled towards the younger, waving him over to where he was, which was at a table with two other people. The younger walked over and saw two males who he has seen around but didn't know their names.

"What's up, Yoongz?" Taehyung smiled, taking a seat next to him.

"This is Hoseok and Namjoon." Yoongi introduced the other two who were in front of them.  He waved and introduced himself.

"Hello, I'm Taehyung." He beamed his rectangular smile, which he heard was a great smile from so many people which made him blush every time he heard it.

"Oh, we already know." They laughed, knowing already who Taehyung is and how he is.

"So, what did you do last night, lame ass?" Yoongi nudged the younger while putting his arm around him.

"I binged watched Another while eating plenty of snacks. It was a pretty relaxing night if you ask me." He hummed, being perfectly content on how he spent his night. 

Hoseok and Namjoon just hummed since it did sound like a pretty nice night.

"How was the party, though?" Taehyung asked Yoongi, not knowing that it was actually Hoseoks party and the three elders were there.

"Hoseoks party? It was lit, like always." Taehyung has heard about his parties and how they are so fun. He doesn't go to parties but he vows that if he ever went to a party, it was going to be Hoseoks party.

"Yeah, there was so many people. You should've been there, man! Youre always invited." Hoseok beamed at the the younger, who he now formally just met, and the younger just blushed at how nice he was.

"I don't really party." Taehyung shrugged

."Oh, are you that type?" Namjoon questioned, actually curious.

"No, I just usually don't have any interest to go. My best friend, beside this guy right here," nudging Yoongi who still has his arm around him,

"Jimin goes to parties a lot. Maybe one day I'll go." Taehyung smiled a reassuring smile.

"Jimin is a trip. I love that guy." Namjoon laughed.

"He's a dumbass." Yoongi sneered, rolling his eyes.

"That's not what you thought last night, dude." Hoseok exclaimed.

"Shut the fuck up, Hobi." He whisper-yelled. Taehyung wasn't at all surprised to get the hint that Yoongi checked Jimin out last night.

"Ew! Yoongi, how dare you touch my best friend?" Jimin scoffed while approaching the table. Everyone except, Yoongi, started snickering.

Yoongi just glared at the redhead in front of him. Jimin huffed, "Anyway, Taehyung, you ready to head to class?" He smiled from ear to ear.

"Yeah, sure. See you guys around." He said.

Once they got to their class, Jimin started groaning about how his head was horrible but the party was worth it, even though he didn't really remember it.

"It was lit, like always. Are you ever going to go to a party with me, man? It'd probably be more fun with you around. Unless youre going to be a party pooper then forget I said anything." He joked.

"I don't know, maybe one day soon." He said seriously which would've shocked Jimin if he weren't so hungover.

"Yeah, okay. Sure." Jimin mumbled while laying head down, deciding on that he rather much sleep than pay attention in class.

[smilingdawn]

INFINITY WAR FAVORITES (SPOILERS AHEAD)

Okay first off, fuck Marvel for the emotional damage but also fuck Marvel because IW was the shit •Thanos and Black Order entrance was well done 👏 •UHMMM HULK VS THANOS??? HULK GOT BITCHSLAPPED •Heimdall being loyal af to his king Thor 👌 RIP LOYAL BIFROST KEEPER •And oh, how do I even begin with the death of Tumblr's favorite: Loki, Prince of Asgard, Rightful King of Jotunheim, Odinson, and God of Mischief 👑 You don't know how much pain I had just looking at him acting so strong when Thanos threatened to crush Thor's head •Thor saying "You really are the worst brother" NOOOO THOR HE HAD NO CHOICE •"Also, we have a Hulk" Mah baby Loki finally got his clapback 👏👏 •"You can never kill a GOD" -Loki Odinson 2018 •No more illusions, no more tricks •The pain in Thor's eye when he was so helpless to save his lil' bro Loki :( he already witnessed the death of his mother, father, his loyal bifrostkeeper, and his people •Someone please save Thor from the emotional damage •EXCELSIOR! THE GLORIOUS STAN LEE CAMEO •The fake magic hoe Dr. Strange slapping Tony's hands away from the magic cauldron by swishing his cape •I swear there is no sassier scene in the MCU than this •smol banner confused at what happened between Cap and Tony :( •Strange calling Tony a "douchebag" was worth the money •Can we talk about Ebony Maw??? I mean he ain't attractive for shit but talk about crazy op •his movements were smooth af bro •He is every fake magic hoe's nightmare •asshole was element bending and shit •Stark's nanotech and Spidey against Obsidian Cull was just the tip of the iceberg •baby Spidey got his IronSpider •Proxima Midnight is a goddamn goddess •I would've loved to see her fight against Hela, I mean shit if you saw her fight against Wanda, Nat, Okoye and Cap 😵 It was a total catfight •yeah, Valkyrie's gone so sorry to all the bisexuals out there, we didn't get to see her fight against Proxima •Korg's gone too, I guess there wasn't enough pamphlet •Proxima can stab me anytime •Black Order ain't playing around •The Russo Brothers topped their CA:WS highway fight scene by doing a job well done on the Black Order's fight scenes •Wanda and Vision in a room *lenny face* •THE AVENGERS THEME SONG PLAYING WHEN CAP SHOWED UP 😭👏 •best girl Wanda protecting her boyfie Vis ❤ •Pietro would be proud •Proxima taking on both Cap and Nat •Dr. Strange earned his title as "THE SORCERER" by introducing more magic tricks against the mad titan •Strange's magic were pure eyegasm •Tony calling Strange a "wizard" •well balanced fight sequence that went from Star Lord, Mantis, and Drax vs Iron Man, Dr. Strange and Spidey to all 6 of them against Thanos •the fight choreography was well done, each characters had time to shine all the while maintaining each of their specialty skills •No unasked jokes •there were quips and name calling here and there but trust me, it was all for the sake of staying true to character and progress of emotionally driven story •There were 14million plus possibilities that Dr. Strange looked into •and they only won ONE of it •Thor and Rocket having an emotional talk about Thor's loss and suffering •Thor acting all strong but his voice was cracking and he was really crying •Star Lord getting all jelly and beefy against Thor •"Girlfriend introducing Boyfriend to Father" gone wrong •Star Lord calling Thanos' chin a nut sack •the guy has balls of steel •cute Mantis' facial expression jesus cheesecake just take her to heaven she is too precious •All the Infinity Stones were collected in ONE MOVIE YES ONE PART OF IW AND IT WAS ALL COLLECTED •WE ALREADY HAVE RAGNAROK AND APOCALYPSE BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN INFINITY WAR STAYS IN INFINITY WAR •Mein Gott Red Skull has returned by popular demand of theories •Salute to the theories about him being teleported •Da moment Gamora said "I know something that he (Thanos) doesn't know" I went whooptidoo at dat •Dats da soul stone, amirite •a little "u did ur best" to the theories about the whereabouts of Soul Stone •No theory was actually right of its whereabouts •Thanos' backstory was different, I understand why because translating his comic book story to the movie screen might make him a shallow asshole •No mistress death •not gonna lie, I love the scene between Thanos and Gamora •I teared up a little bit when Gamora threw the food that Thanos gave her and she went monologuing about how she hated that seat/throne and this place •Thanos saying "You said that back then" and looking like a deadbeat father •Now I know why the Russos called him the next Lord Vader •Thanos is an exasperated father •he did his best for his lil' girl Gamora •parallel to Vader and Leia I guess •I guess Ego is still the worst father (Odin and Laufey are still asshats tho) •Black Panther still MVP •Fuck da accords because it literally got fucked •No other Hulk scene which was fine •No Ant Man and Ronin sorry •Thanos' creativity with the Reality Stone •he made Malekith look like a little bitch •The Spidey IronMan Dr. Strange Star Lord Mantis Drax team up was the best •AAAAAAAHHHHH BUCKYYYY •"I love this place" -Bucky Barnes to Wakanda •so exactly how many fangirls are gonna change their status into "Wakanda" •Thor's worthiness goes on and on •ODIN IS PROUD •THOR KING OF ASGARD GOD OF THUNDER'S ENTRANCE IN WAKANDA WITH THE AVENGERS THEME SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND •WE FINALLY GOT THE GODLY THOR WE DESERVE •I SWEAR HIS ENTRANCE WAS SCREAMING "TESTOSTERONE" AND "MAN SWEAT" •STORMBREAKER IS OP AS FUCK MAN •ROCKET AND BUCKY TEAM UP WAS HILARIOUSLY SATISFYING •rocket asking how much for Bucky's gun •ROCKET SAYING THAT HE'LL GET BUCKY'S ARM AAAAHHH THE MEMES •"I am Groot" "I'm Steve Rogers" Cap is still a naive little old baby •i did not expect Tyrion Lannister to appear next to Thor •thanos brutal as hell with what he did to the hands of the forger of Mjolnir •OKAY LISTEN BUT THANOS TURNING BACK THE TIME TO REVIVE VISION AND RIP THE MIND STONE OUT OF HIS HEAD WAS UNEXPECTED •VISION LITERALLY LOST ALL HIS COLORS •WANDA WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS SHOOKT •THE WHOLE CINEMA WAS SCREAMING NO •My mind was screaming "GENIUS" when Thanos did just that •The Guardians' reaction towards Thor's news of Xandar's destruction •Okay in a serious note, Thanos literally had the universe left in half with the snap of his fingers •the whole cinema was speechless when he snapped his fingers •i was like "oh my god pls no cliffhanger" my marvel-ass thought that the russos are gonna end it there •i fucking played myself by being played with by the russos •fury almost saying "motherfucker" before turning to ashes •*UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING* CAPTAIN MAAAAAAARVEL •Thanos will return *slow clap* Feel free to discuss the movie with me