#like if kyle’s hiccuping or smth she’s all “aww you’ve always been like that after a meal even as a baby!”

[alaskan-wallflower]

love love love mama bear sheila. ik the broflovskis are reform jews but i like to imagine that they celebrate a lot of the high holidays and i hc that sheila cooks like a BEAST during these times. like she knows what tf she’s doing with that matzoh ball soup and brisket. she definitely keeps her sons very well fed but kyle somehow only grows vertically LMAO

oh absolutely

i kinda hdc that too? like i don’t really know everything about every sect of judaism but i’m trying to research it. but i do feel like they would celebrate them too?

i know they do celebrate passover tho, and i hdc she’s an absolute monster in the kitchen around that time. she also teaches kyle how to cook for when he’s in college, so they have cooking sessions together.

i also kinda feel like she’d be the kind of mom to be like “you’re full already? don’t you want one more bowl?” until her kids are like-unable to move because of how full they are. she’s just a mama bear who wants to make sure her babies are full and aren’t going to bed hungry

even if that means her kids (especially kyle) are bedridden for the next few hours, unable to really do much-