#like idk. bashing my head into a wall. idk ignore me im just having a Crisis (not that upset tbh. just nervous)

[iiisilly]

hashtag love realizing things about yourself at 1 am

[holylacydoll]

im just so restless rn idk

[sapphicmsmarvel]

SG: Livewire JR

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the first story in my livewire jr series! 

Okay so this is a marvel x dc crossover, the reader is an inhuman (as well as Leslie because you two are sisters in this) and instead of the terrigen crystals transforming the inhuman person, the electrocution and supergirls DNA helped transform Leslie. 

And you, transformed before Leslie so she hates you. You are also more powerful than her. 

(For those who never watched Agents of SHIELD, inhumans are a breed of humans who have alien DNA in them. And the powers get awakened by terrigen crystals, terrigen crystals can get attached to any person, but only inhumans survive. And they will survive as a normal person with powers or become a monster)

The reader is also related to Lincoln from AOS. Spoiler warning for those who have not watched the entirety of season 3 of AOS. 

Idk i just think this backstory is cool! And it was really freaking fun to write! This story has been in my head for (not joking) three years and i finally got to write it!! 

(also im totally rewriting the end of the livewire episode, it fits my story better😂)

You learned to be invisible. 

Being an Inhuman with a psycho power hungry family that abused you both physically and mentally as well as emotionally; you learned to hide in plain sight. 

Your brother, the only person you loved in your shithole family died. His girlfriend, Daisy, went AWOL after and then you left SHIELD.

There was nothing without Lincoln, you wanted a fresh start so you moved to National City. Fitzsimmons had tried reaching out but you told them you’d come back if they needed help but you couldn’t be around somewhere that Lincoln lived. 

Your parents told you to keep an eye on Leslie, so you went to National City and that was your version of following your parents rules. 

Once Leslie fucked up and you could send her away, you would be from your helicopter parents. 

Leslie was the loose canon that always listened to mommy and daddy. You listened and followed what they said, and you were good at it. Being evil. Lincoln….Lincoln challenged and then broke away when he was eighteen and took you with him. Showed you that being evil wasn’t okay and neither was hurting innocents. Then years and years later, Daisy taught you more good morals to have. 

She became the sister you were proud to have, she still called you sister-in-law even though Lincoln was gone and they didn’t get married. 

Your heart sank, you flipped over your phone, it had a clear case and there was a polaroid of you, Lincoln and Daisy. Gemma took it, you three were smiling cheesily. 

You looked up at National City’s version of Times Square. It was your sister’s photo.The headline read, “Radio star injured in near helicopter crash, Supergirl saves the day.” You sighed. 

Damnit. 

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You hated hospitals, the smell, the suffocating walls and feeling of death. You would need to take about five showers after this. 

You walked passed a cute girl in glasses with Leslie’s boss. She was blonde and had adorable blushy cheeks. They went redder when you smiled at her, and when you walked away you looked over your shoulder and caught her staring at you. You winked as you turned the corner. 

Your dating life in National City has been scarce. It was fun to flirt, it made you feel happy that somebody paid attention to you since your parents didn’t. 

That happy feeling diminished when you walked into her room. 

Leslie was gone. 

You walked around the room, the thing about having lightning as your power and in your DNA was that you could detect amounts in the air, like static. And there was a smell to you, it was metal. 

It reeked of metal and the static choked your throat. You quickly fled the room and walked as quickly as you could down the halls. Trying to follow the smell like a dog. Leslie was considered a disappointment in your family. 

The terrigen didn’t work for her, she was considered a dud. But you guess this crash awakened something. Something powerful in a horrible person.

You had work to do. 

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Daisy had taught you a few things about hacking. You traced her cell signal all day, random power surges in the city, her credit and debit cards. Anything.

It was late at night when she started heading towards CatCo. You raced to get there, if you didn’t, Cat was gonna die. 

You hacked into the security cameras at CatCo from your phone, Supergirl and Cat were in Cat’s office. Cat Grant was most likely the first target on Leslie’s list. Supergirl might be next, you knew that Supergirl would be hard to kill but Leslie was hellbent on hating her. 

Even sexualized her on her radio show, it was disgusting. Especially coming from another woman. 

You traveled through the electric wired through the building and popped in at the doorway of the office. But with Supergirls hearing, she heard you. She spun around, her cape following dramatically. She pushed Cat Grant behind her. Her eyes, glowing. 

“Easy, laser eyes, relax. I’m not a threat.” You held out your hands, showing you had no visible weapons, she didn’t know of what ran in your veins just yet. 

“Who are you and why are you here? Office hours are closed.” Cat said. 

“If you think I work for your office, you truly are unobservant for a boss. I would think someone of your social status would make sure she knew everyone in her building to insure your own safety.” 

“You really aren’t helping your case, as far as I’m concerned you are a threat.” Supergirl stood her ground, which wasn’t surprising to you. 

You sighed. “I’m Leslie’s sister.” You said to Supergirl. “And I want her locked up as much as you do.” 

They both stopped in their tracks and spun around, shock coloring their faces. Cat Grant walked towards you. “What? Leslie doesn’t have a sister. She never mentioned one to me and I was her mentor.” 

“Yeah, Les doesn’t enjoy the fact that we share a father so it’s not shocking that she never mentioned me.” You shrugged then stepped closer to Cat, Supergirl eyed you. “Relax, I’m here to stop Leslie.” 

“You knew about her powers?!” 

“Yeah, in fact, Supergirl, I have the same exact powers Leslie has.” You swallowed, ignoring nerves. 

“How is that possible?” Supergirl asked. 

“I’m what they call an Inhuman. Thousands of years ago aliens came to earth and mated with humans. There are thousands, possibly millions of Inhumans out there who have no idea what they are.”

“And your point?” Cat asked. 

“My point is, we aren’t well known. But, my other point was, use me to lure Leslie or something.” “Use you?” “Leslie has always had a problem with me. She was desperate for not only our parents approval but our brothers. Then, he died. She moved to National City, I followed because she’s got a lot of anger issues and sooner or later, she’d come in contact with terrigen and maybe it would work this time.” You stepped closer to Supergirl, “or some other alien component that reformed her DNA and made her a monster with anger problems.”

“Am I supposed to apologize for saving peoples lives?” Kara asked, getting in your face. 

“No, but if you would’ve let her die then my life would be a hell of a lot easier.” You hissed.

“What a sweet sentiment sissy,” you heard that bitches voice, you all spun to face the many, many TV screens on Cats wall.

“Leslie, the people you’re hurting are innocent.” You said, 

“Innocent?!” She laughed, “you’re standing with Cat Grant, she is not innocent.” 

You looked at Cat Grant, “I feel like Cat was more nurturing to you than our own mother.” You deadpanned. 

“I gave her one hug.” Cat recalled. 

“Yeah, that makes you more nurturing than our mother.” You said. 

Then Leslie let out a blast. You all flew back, you bashed into the glass wall, Supergirl went flying out the doorway and then Cat fell onto the couch. Then Leslie went for Cat. 

You pulled energy from the lightbulbs in the room, and then shot in front of Cat, putting a forcefield in front of her. “Oh my God,” Cat said, gasping at the sight of you in front of her. You heard Supergirl walk closer and then pause. 

The room was lit up in purple and blue. Leslie’s powers were blue, yours were purple. Your eyes glowed like hers. It was a terrifying sight, and you knew it.

You used your leg strength to push her back, she flew into Cat’s desk. You leaned down and gently but quickly got Cat back on her feet. You rushed towards Supergirl who was still staring at you in shock at your powers, “I told you, I wasn’t a threat to you.” 

Then Leslie threw a bolt at Supergirl, and while you knew that she could handle herself, you wouldn’t let her get hurt. Or anyone get hurt at the hands of Leslie ever again. You pushed Supergirl and Cat Grant out of the way as you shot out at Leslie. You kept the power streaming at her powerfully as she got pushed back, “negative on negative, sista.” You said, “doesn’t work out too well.” 

She screamed in agony as you pushed her further into the floor, you pushed her further into the ground, “call your friends.” You said to Supergirl. “She’s getting locked up, for good.” 

“Too much of a pussy to kill me.” Leslie choked. 

You gritted your teeth, and used your free hand to deck her. 

She fell to the floor with a thud, your knuckles throbbed as you watched blood come out of her mouth. You sighed, then used your electricity to form a net around her to hold her. 

“I called someone to come get her,” Supergirl said. “I didn’t know...her powers could do that.” She said, gesturing to the net. 

“She can’t.” You said, kicking the bottom of her boot. “I can because I’m stronger than her.” 

Supergirl nodded, “respect.” 

Cat went to the hospital (with a lot of pushing) while you guys waited for Leslie to be taken away. Your makeshift jail cell glowing as Supergirl asked you, “how’d you take her down?” 

You folded your arms, “science. Negative on negative energy never goes well.”

“And you seriously want her put away?” Her head cocked, it was adorable. She was like a cute puppy.

You nodded, “my family sucks ass.” You deadpanned, “Leslie was the worst of them, the only relative I got along with was my brother.” 

“You said he died.” 

You nodded, “he saved the freaking world and nobody knew it.” Tears rimmed your eyes, Lincoln was always a sore subject. “He’s a hero, and I promised him once that I’d take down Leslie if her powers ever happened.” You sighed, wiping away your tears. “I guess I have no purpose now,” you shrugged, chuckling to yourself out of sadness. “My parents are psychopaths, my brother is dead and my sister is locked up forever.” 

“Do you want another purpose?” She asked walking up to you as DEO people came up the elevator with tech to transport her. 

You looked at her, “yeah, I do.” 

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Three months later: 

Kara and you were having a platonic (to your sadness) picnic on the top of CatCo. Cat Grant knew of your abilities and your superhero name, Sparks.

In your opinion, you thought it was cheesy, but you’re starting to enjoy Cat and she has kept your secret. You had a mask on your face now when you were Sparks. So you could still walk around without having a disguise.

You also knew that Kara was Supergirl because you two worked together. She told you the second you signed on to the role of being the darker hero of National City. 

Yes, they called you ‘the night to Supergirl’s day.’ People said you were ‘the ‘evil’ version of Supergirl’. To be fair, you did have different attack methods than Kara did and you did admit that you were not as kind-hearted as Kara was. You did not believe everyone was good like she did. 

It was one of the things you loved about her. Her good soul. You were surrounded in darkness your entire life, as well as sheer evil, your parents were not kind people. 

“So,” Kara said munching on cheese. “You never told me something.” 

“Hmm?” You asked, you thought you had told Kara everything.  

“How did your brother save the world?” 

You scoffed, looking at the sunset, “there was this creature, Hive, he was a sort of virus thing I guess. I’m honestly not too sure what he was. Nothing could kill him, guns, superpowers, lethal injection, absolutely nothing. He could adapt to any planet but he needed a planet for his power.  So, Lincoln trapped him in a space shuttle, then drove them both into space and blew it up. He kept Hive from making this world into something horrible. Nobody will ever know. Our parents found out and said he was a disgrace for killing something like that. They said Hive was amazing.” You wiped your tears. 

“You never talk about your parents,” Kara said fiddling with her glasses, she did that whenever she was anxious. 

“That’s for a reason.” You said, eating the baguette with homemade pizza deep. Cooking helped you cope. 

“You can talk about it with me if you want.” She offered. 

You smiled lightly, “my parents are cruel people Kara. The thing with our lineage is that we are perceived as villains. Even at the refugee camp that my brother and I sought solace at, those people feared us because of our ancestors. They had a right to, my family did awful things. My parents raised me to be evil, Leslie is the only one who turned out how they wanted but she was messy.” You grimaced, “they said she did things sloppy, and brash. I was neat, I did what mommy and daddy said until Lincoln showed me the issues.” 

“What were the issues?” 

“Killed anyone who went against them. I thought, since I was raised that way, it was normal. Then I met a woman named Daisy, she showed me that killing willing nilly was bad-don’t look at me like that, I was raised way and I fixed my attitude when I was thirteen.” You scolded as she gave you a look. 

“My parents….they think I’ll come around, but I will never be that way again. I hated it. It always felt wrong to me, but my parents called me broken, stupid, ignorant. They’d beat me around if I didn’t hurt someone.” 

“How many have you hurt?” 

“I used words not violence, I killed two people and I still know their names, I still know how it felt. It was awful. I still think I’m a bad person, isn’t that crazy? I think I’m crazy for not being a sociopath or psychopath.” 

“It shows you have a soul.” Kara answered, “it shows you are no longer that person, that you’ve not only grown from your mistakes, but you learned from them.” 

You shuddered a breath, “I never want to kill again, I can fight to defend with no problem but I will not kill again if I don’t have to. But I will kill if someone's safety is in jeopardy, no problem.” 

Kara grabbed your hand, “you give me hope.” 

You scoffed, “I give you hope? Babygirl you need a new role model.” 

She blushed at the nickname, it made you feel better to flirt with her, but at the same time broke your heart because you were falling hard for her. You didn’t flirt with anyone. You flirted with the girl you really, really liked. 

The girl who stuck her neck out for you. Who vouched for you and gave you this amazing life. You couldn’t mess this up.

[firsttime-writer]

Can you do a Dean forester x reader where they're adults and are back from college (let's pretend Dean was able to go to college after he and Rory broke up for the second time) and they run into Rory? Kinda angsty, mostly fluffy, not Rory bashing. Thx!

my first request!!!! yay thank you so much!!! also i would never bash rory, i love her too much. Dean im a little iffy on towards the end, but we can ignore that.

P.S i forgot to mention i do these things in HC style bc hey idk how to write and ive never actually written before

Dean wanted you to meet his family. He was all excited to show you his old high school and his house and it was honestly all sounding like a great way to spend spring break.

 And who are we kidding? Who could say no to him? He’s like a big tall puppy. 

So you drove back with him. The road trip was fun, the two of you sang along to your favourite music and held hands over the console.

You were nervous to meet his parents and he could tell, but the way he squeezed your hand while he comforted you, melted any worries you had away.

The actual meeting of his family went amazingly, they seemed to like you and trusted you to treat their son well. All in all, it went great.

The two of you decided to celebrate, you would have a movie night! 

Dean didn’t have many movies at home, so you decided to hit the video store and the market to stock up on snacks.

The movie store went fine, the two of you argued over what to pick before settling on one movie each plus one more that you both agreed on

Then you made your way to the market for snacks.

It was closing in 10 minutes so you set up a plan. 

“Ok. Since I worked here. I’ll handle the middle aisles. You walk the outside of the store and pick up anything we need from there. Deal?” 

“I think I can handle that. Deal.”

“Okay. Break!”

And with that, you made your way to the walls of the store. You skipped clean over any produce aisles and made your way straight to the fridges. 

You had made your way to the ice cream before you heard Dean’s laugh from across the store. 

Looking up with a smile, you froze as you saw a girl talking to him. They seemed to be close, the two of them breaking apart from a hug and talking animatedly.

Trying not to come to any bad conclusions, you dumped two cartons of ice cream into your basket and made your way over.

Sidling up beside Dean you tried to act normal.

“Hey, babe..” good, subtle, not too needy. Doesn’t sound jealous right? right. good.

He glanced down at you with a smile before looking back at the girl. Man, she’s awfully pretty…

“Hey, baby! Rory, this is my girlfriend, y/n.” 

The girl, Rory apparently, seemed to flounder a bit before greeting you. “O-oh. Hi. um, I’m Rory. But you already knew that. Sorry. It’s really nice to meet you!” 

God even her voice is perfect. That all adds up doesn’t it. Rory… You’ve heard that name before, haven’t you… 

Oh

Yes, you have…

Rory as in Deans ex-girlfriend. That Rory. His first love. Fucking wonderful.

Even still, you tried to be polite, as real people do. “It’s nice to meet you too.” 

Dean and Rory chatted a little while you awkwardly stood there until you heard the cashier call that the store was about to close and to finish your purchases now. 

The three of you looked down at the baskets before quickly making your way to the cash. You stood in awkward silence as Dean paid for your purchases and then bid Rory goodbye.

“Look, it was really great seeing you, but we gotta get moving if we wanna finish all three movies tonight without passing out. I’ll see you around.”

Rory smiled her perfect smile as she said her goodbyes as well. “It was great meeting you y/n! And Dean, im sure ill see you around.”

You sighed in relief as the two of you headed for the door but as you opened it you heard her call his name again. 

“Hey Dean! I’ll be sure to pay for the cornstarch this time!”  He snorted, before waving and holding the door open for you to walk out. 

As the two of you walked back to his house, you were quiet, trying not to think about how close they seemed, or how they seem to share inside jokes, or how they even looked perfect together. Your brain was starting to hit the dangerous territory of ‘I wonder if they still care for eachother’ before you felt Dean squeeze your hand. 

“Baby, hey, are you okay?”

“Oh. Uh, yeah, I’m fine. Just thinking” About how you’re probably still in love with the perfect girl from Harvard…

“Thinking about what? You look upset.”

He stopped the two of you at the end of his driveway and pulled you in front of him. “Tell me what’s wrong. And don’t say you’re fine, you know I hate that.”

Never wanting to lie to him, You sighed and stared at your shoes as you answered him.

“Just… Rory seems very nice..and pretty..and perfect. I know you guys used to date, I can see why.“

You heard him chuckle under his breath and it made you huff, before you felt his hand under your chin urging you to look him in the eye. 

“You’re jealous-” “No I’m not.” “It wasn’t a question. You’re jealous of Rory. Even though you know I’m completely in love with you.” 

“Yeah but she’s so pretty and-” “But you, are perfect. Come on, you have no reason to be jealous, you know I love you and want to be with only you.”

He grabbed your hands and pulled you a little closer before gently kissing you on the lips. “I’m all your baby, and only yours.” And then he pulled you in by the hips to kiss you deeper until you forgot why you were even jealous in the first place. 

Hope you enjoy it!! and please be kind, I’ve never done anything like this before, but i did binge watch Gilmore girls four times so i have a little knowledge. 

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a list of my entirely way too niche headcanons ive actually implemented for everyones imagination:

name options ive used and refuse to retire: david elizabeth strider (sometimes i dont feel like being a douche to others and saying thats not his name), harley davidson strider, and david james strider for the sake of simplicity

im not gonna tell yall the like. oc exes ive given him bc thatll take eighteen years. 

i dont rlly have an explanation on the ghost thing besides the fact he just can? ive occasionally pulled from family ghost stories and experiences bc i somehow got landed with family members who lived in a haunted house for a decade and enjoy scaring me with all the stories (including the time my cousin literally died on the kitchen floor from a bronchial spasm and one of the friends that was over asked my aunt later what was up with the old man she saw in the corner of the room that night - my cousin is fine btw shes just a huge bitch and a third grade teacher and i dont like her)

whether or not hes done drugs is based on absolutely nothing besides how im feeling in that moment. either hes the designated driver and sober friend forever or he got fired from his job after doing a line at work during graveyard with some random customers theres no inbetween (this absolutely happened @ waho. if dave works at waho hes a mess of a person and thats on the diner itself.)

ok look i hc dave w/schizophrenia besides when i was 14 i had a hyperfixation with learning about it and then at 16 was prescribed a medication and had side effects so wack my therapist genuinely thought 14 yr old me was onto something and its a weird way to cope with the idea that lady put in my head that i might “develop it in my twenties” which i turn 20 this year and i havent been able to stop obsessing and panicking over the prospect so PLEASE dont come in my inbox calling me ableist im not out here all harley quinn in suicide squad with the voices ok hes medicated, he goes to therapy, the hard fast delusion that lil cal was nearly sentient and informed bro of every single thing dave did no matter how asinine it was is no longer a debilitatingly affecting him ANYWAYS

i actually use the chicken/egg farming family pretty often just because its hilarious to me to give dave like. an actual mom and dad. hes literally an uncle to like three different kids he just never visits because they make fun of his skinny jeans and he hates one of his (incredibly bare-bones ocs all of them) brothers who threatened to bash his head in with a little league bat after dave broke his star wars lego set apart on accident (but not rlly) so their parents were like “why dont you stay with your brother in the big city for a lil while champ” and then they just never picked him back up? and thats on favoritism 

the other one is that his name is actually david reed and hes the middle child of a family of three who literally live the standard golden retriever white middle class life only they went to disney land or something equally as dumb one year when dave was like 6 and he wandered off so bro literally just went “huh free game” because frankly he was an idiot who thought maybe i should take this kid home because its real dangerous in parking lots and then it was too late to NOT have it seem like a kidnapping and thats why daves never had a summer job, seen his birth certificate, or gone to school. but vaguely remembers what kindergarten was like and having a pet dog and calling someone mom as a kid. 

im not making a bullet point about his sex life headcanons just use your imagination and acknowledge the fact bro essentially worked within the sex industry and i enjoy putting dave through trauma as a catharsis 

i stopped doing this one usually but if he did go to school hes been in percussion since fifth grade and played the drums in his high schools jazz band as well as various edgy teenager garage bands he likes to pretend dont have a youtube presence and that hes absolutely never been shirtless in front of plenty of his classmates because he wore a hoodie to a show like an idiot. idk occasionally ill put him in an actual band he doesnt hate but keeps separate from his lil turntechGodhead internet persona (which i will ALSO touch upon in a sec) until they wind up getting looped into a tour with some bigger named band that has a show in *insert beta kid here*’s city and hes gotta come clean solely so he can visit his online friend. sorry derseasterous thats the one time weve ever run into each other and i made him have a crush on one of his bandmates i was in my anti-daverose phase where i made dave a hoe and also didnt want to admit i still loved the ship all these years later 

i hate it so much but you know the whole vr loli trap voice shit that was popular a while ago? hes fucking baller at it for some reason. he did it as a joke while talking to bro and they both about shat their pants. if im feeling real ambitious, hes got a separate soundcloud solely dedicated to doing dumbass rap covers or making his own but in the voice under the pseudonym elizabeth “beth” davids that he will never admit is his. well, he will, but hes gonna be really fucking embarrassed about it. irony or not.

talking abt seperate soundclouds and stuff ive always had it where turntechGodhead was his like. essentially internet fucking persona facade shit he used because we all had that phase where we wanted memorable urls and stuff but also didnt want to totally ignore the nagging fear of people finding you in real life, until it turned into real life ppl finding you on the internet. so he also has basically an adjacent set of social media under the same name but its just a boring username i havent decided on so everyone he knows irl doesnt mix up with what hes made for himself as TG and the people he knows as TG dont know what highschool he goes to. (this occasionally comes with the territory of ppl on parp being pissed that daves “lying” or “hiding things” from his friends as if he was doing it out of spite instead of just keeping embarrassing tagged photos and videos from football games or when he ate shit at the skatepark from fucking with his “rap career”)

every once in a while i get on a kick where hes just german. like, i just replace houston texas with hamburg germany and have him apply to a university in whatever state is applicable for whoever im chatting with and it goes from there? sometimes he moved when he was little and went through the whole visa thing, sometimes he didnt go through the visa thing, sometimes hes a dual citizen because of family and shit, its all dependent on what suits the situation best. 

one that ive been fucking with for a while but hardly break out (until recently with like 5 roses in the span of one day hell yeah) is that he has a neighbor at the end of the hall who is like a thousand year old witch lady that hes basically adopted as his mother figure in lieu of not having one and shes totally cool with it, especially bc when she kicks the bucket she fully plans on giving dave all her occult stuff so her figure-skating coach and realtor daughter doesnt sell it at a garage sale and lets it all go to waste. she also once brought rose up by name in a conversation without any prompting of her existence which dave didnt realize for days, and then one time cryptically stopped and stared at an empty space in the wall, went “she has potential, you know.” then looked at him sitting on her kitchen counter with a smile “lots of it” and hes thought about that weekly ever since. (it is important to note one of the occult items he leaves her is literally her own personal book of shadows shes been filling out for decades its like a 600 page leatherbound book dave has no idea what its used for but the sheer amount of homemade spells and etc in it is like. gonna murder rose the second this chick gets her hands on it i promise you.)

theres the standard strife shit? im not rlly gonna get into those theyre all basically cookie cutter bullshit. its just standard bro and dave abuse talk. i like to inclulde the whole 24hr live cam up in the apartment that definitely watches dave in every room besides his own and the bathroom, but that quickly delves into the prospect of middle-aged men stalking him online and basically sexually harassing him in his own god damn home by talking about how they can see him just trying to take his shoes off in the living room after getting home and frankly? its not one of my best takes! but once you throw it into the headcanon bin, its there forever. 

he actually really does do something with his photography but not enough to warrant anything exciting, but he has his own branding for it and regularly takes pictures of his friends or anything else he thinks is moderately interesting enough to take pictures of, but those are just thrown into shoeboxes under his bed in favor of posting genuine shots because he wants to keep his image intact and blurry photos of jade smiling in the tree they climbed up together while bec paws at the base of it while whining isnt exactly something he wants the whole world to see.

i also pretty often but him into either paleontology OR i put him down as trying to become a mortician because he thinks handing roadkill once he graduated from museum giftshop specimens to doing his own taxidermy on the side has prepared him enough to perform an occasional autopsy and start embalming real human corpses. (sometimes i put my own desires in and make them his bc i have to project at some point and put him through the same EMT course i dropped out of bc it was one semester and he already has pretty decent first aid skills, but he definitely didnt expect it to be as fucking wild at times as it is, but whats he gonna do? get a job back at waffle house? the company hes working for just offered to pay like half his associates in paramedicine tuition and hes already got all his pre-recs done when he started for paleo. at least its a stable job and hes got the ability to be compassionate in the moment) 

im running out of things that ive done to the poor kid. OH 

hes not a virgin he had a girlfriend all four years of high school (shes also one of his optional and designated exes plz keep up) and their relationship ends in one of two ways: she dies in a car accident a week before their high school graduation, or she stops talking to him entirely a week after their high school graduation until a couple years later she gets into (guess what) a car accident with her current wife/girlfriend and dies which leaves behind their daughter. who just so happens to also be daves daughter. her name is hannah and i love her like my own but no one ever likes her and thats on the conditioning of dirk. does dave end up taking her in? yes. shes awesome and the first time he takes her to the park to like run off some fucking steam she disappears for two minutes and dave is moderately terrified until she comes back holding a dead baby squirrel and thats the moment he realizes huh maybe things really do be genetic.

ok at the bottom of the list im gonna add the couple of times hes been a camboy which usually coincides with the live apartment cam thing and the amount of people in his dms calling him hot or whatever, but typically its more of a started the day he turned 18 and basically dipped around 20 in favor of showing up randomly with no warning to complain about a video game dick in hand because it gives him an outlet that wont annoy his friends bc this is the fifteenth time hes had a lot to say this week about a certain boss battle and also the comments fuel his ego and daddy issues.

the last one wasnt the bottom but literally unless its explicitly proven otherwise every time anyone rps with me there is the underlying fact dave strider was a goalie on his high school lacrosse teams all four years and (shocker another one) definitely had the hots for one of his teammates like major hots like first gay experience hots. like it was painfully obvious that teammate also liked him back hots. like one night at a team sleepover one of the other guys was like can yall just makeout and get it over with were fucking tired and dave really had the balls to be offended and ask what the fuck they were talking about while literally sitting halfway in the mans lap bc for some reason they had to share the same chair. 

he is also guilty until proven innocent of being the worlds biggest loner outside of that sports team and even though hes literally a jock he still opts to eat his lunch alone in the hallway or something like that and has a tendency to leave girls on read, but bc hes got an in with the rest of the jocks hes basically drug around to plenty of parties and since hes conventionally attractive enough and popular in the aloof way that he is, hes got plenty of tagged insta posts and twitter directs and snapchat streaks going. 

THESE WERE ALL NO GAME AND DONT INVOLVE SHIPS BC I LIKE TO KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN AND THEYRE LITERALLY ALL BASED OFF RPS IVE DONE I HOPE YALL JUDGE ME ACCORDINGLY

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100 Questions

1. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? cant really see me every wearing that nope

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? nothing. he tried to make conversation with me a few times but i was super awks and ignored him

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? I don't have a boyfriend but if I did I would care. I would try help him stop and if he didn't id have to leave 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yup, 8 letters

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? unfortunately sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Yup

7. What does your last received text say? 'ah okay’

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? once.. kinda twice.. 

9. Where was your last kiss at? in a carpark. he was driving me home and he suddenly pulled into a carpark and was like ‘I'm not driving till you kiss me’ which is just super creepy and awkward but I just wanted to go home and we were too far away to walk so I let him kiss me so he would drive me :’)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? few hours ago

11. What do you drink in the morning? I don't really drink in the morning, except like one mouthful if water to take my meds 

12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? I wouldn't know. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? can't think of anything 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? it would be awkward but we never fell out of anything so we could be civil 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatpants, as usual

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? hope so, otherwise I'm forever alone

20. Does anyone like you? I doubt it :’)

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? yup

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? he has a girlfriend so I guess not, but you never know these days haha

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? yup, and were related.. yay(!)

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? yup, I wanted one for a while but was too scared then I went to blackpool for a long weekend. On our final day there we went out for lunch, and two of us ended up getting tattoos

25. In the past week have you cried? yup

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? I'm looking at my one of dogs now, she is a cockapoo

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? Nope

29. Do you think you’re old? nope, have moment where I'm like damn I'm old but I'm only 21. 

30. Do you like text messaging? yup

31. What type of day are you having? shitty. I've got a cold and its making my whole head and neck really painful

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? nope, im not a piercings person it freaks me out the thought of having things in my skin. I haven't even got my ears pierced. 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Warm, but not too hot

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yup, a few. main two are my dad and grandad

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? both, depends on my mood

37. What song are you listening to? None, I'm watching tv

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? almost all the time 

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? mom

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? I don’t like anyone right now

41. When did you last receive a text message? few hours ago

42. What is wrong with you right now? I have a cold

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? very weak, she's my sister

44. Do you have any tan lines right now? nope its January and England is never sunny enough for a tan 

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? depends who it is and if I knew them well enough

46. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? not me, but my friend did when we were in blackpool. she convinced herself she was pregnant so 3 of us went out to buy a late a night in a freakin’ storm being blown all over the place by gale force winds to find a pharmacy and buy a pregnancy test.. she wasn't pregnant

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? black

49. Name your favourite Kesha song? Dinosaur :’) I actually haven't listened to Kesha in a long time

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yup

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? I've not really fell hard for anyone 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? idk

53. Do you like rain? not really, unless I'm indoors and can hear it on tapping on the windows or the roof. I find that really cosy

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? don't have one. if I did, I wouldn't mind him drinking as long as he was sensible and didn't try to pressure me to drink

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yes. and I'm glad I didn't because the only time I was honest with someone and told them I liked them it was sooooo awkward and it kind ruined our friendship

56. Do you like to cuddle? yaaaass

57. Are you shy? yeah. but depending who I'm with or what situation I'm in I'm quite good at putting on a face and pretending to be someone who isn't shy 

58. Do you get along with girls? depends on their personality, I get on better with boys 

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? No, she’s my sister haha 

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone 

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yup

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? think so 

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? I think thats a cute thing to do anyway so yeah

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Not really

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? only kissed one guy, I think he's 26 now

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I occasionally pay to get them done for special occasions, but I do enjoy doing them myself too

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither 

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I have a silver metal kind of sticker of an ichthus fish and a sticker from the dogs trust that says ‘I'm a dogs best friend, I sponsor a dog with dogs trust’

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? I dont know who Luke Bryan is and I don't like lil Wayne

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone? iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? few months ago, I prefer dominos 

73. Do you like diet soda? not really 

74. What color are the walls in your room? cream and purple

75. Are you 16 or older? Older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? YAS!

77. Do you have a job? nope, I need one 

78. What are your initials? AA

79. Did you ever have braces? Nope, I wish I had when I was a kid 

80. Are you from the south? south Birmingham, so technically yeah 

81. What does your last status on facebook say? I don’t remember

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nope, cheerleading isn't really a thing in England, and I've never been into gymnastics

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Passengers

86. Do you smoke? No

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops, the last time I wore heels was my 21st birthday and I fell over so bad I cut both knees and elbows, bled everywhere, bashed my head & cried like a baby

88. Is your phone touch screen? Yup

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Im lazy so I usually let it do what it wants. its kinda of naturally straight

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? nope im a good girl

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Not made out nope

93. …Had sex in a car? no

94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? freaking out cause mom made me put onion slices in my socks and it felt so disgusting 

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? New Year’s Eve

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yup

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nope

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?                                                 nope I don't drink 

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? not hate, just very strongly dislike because of the selfish choices he makes