#like i’d love to smoke w choso
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chosos-lesbo · 11 months ago
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satinslut · 3 months ago
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smoking w/ jjk guysss
Please this idea has been running through my mind and is literally so fucking self-indulgent but this shit is canon in my mind. idc what you say, I’d do some stupid ass shit to smoke with these dummies. 
a lil nsfw so imma just say NO MINORS plssss
including: Choso, Gojo, Nanami, and Suguru
Choso
Choso is deffffffffffff a heavy smoker idc what you say, tell it to ya mama
Do you see how low his eyes stay???????
Has been smoking for a minute now and usually smokes daily
Keeps a dab pen on him at all times and defff has the full gram and not the half
Def would be a feen and use the lighter and/or sock method to get the last lil bit out 
Mans definitely wakes and bakes, pre-rolls a blunt at night so he can wake up happy
Definitely says some dumb shit like “Thank you for the meal” before lighting up 
The type to be like, “I’m going out to get groceries? Let’s load a bowl real quick.” 
That or he’s smoking while walking to the store
Prefers smoking, specifically bongs, rather than anything else
Tried wax one time and swears he could understand Gojo’s infinity 
Dropped his tray once while he was rolling and just wept in his seat, he didn’t cry he WEPT
You got to witness this atrocity and just pat his shoulder trying to console him
“I’m literally so sorry for your loss.”
Dude was fr tryna get the grinds out the carpet PLEASSSEE
Choso usually likes to smoke by himself, doesn’t really like having other people around when he smokes
Not on any selfish shit, but because mans just doesn’t want to be bothered and is comforted by his own company 
That and he doesn’t like his brothers seeing him smoke
Likes to smoke with you though,
“You make me feel calm. It’s fun with you.” Said by Choso himself after you asked him why there was never anyone else around
Feel like Choso is an acts of service typa love language guy
Expect to NEVER have to roll your own blunts, load your own pipes or bongs, even grind up your own shit bc this man has it COVERED
Can and will stop you if he sees you tryna do anything besides sit there and look pretty
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t appreciate it, loves when you roll his blunts for him,,thinks you look pretty, but he wants to do it for you 
Likes to spoil you ofc so expect to have him buying all your snacks too after the both of y’all got the munchies
Feel like he’s a Green Tea Arizona, hot cheetos, and gummy worm typa guy when it comes to the lil pit-stops
That or some sorta hard candy cause he has an oral fixation and likes to keep his mouth busy so he won’t start chewing at his lips
Loves, loves, LOVES being outside when he’s high
Used to get really anxious cause he thought people could tell he was fucked up, but got over it after you told him that you couldn’t tell because he always seemed as such
He is but that’s besides the point 
That means expect picnic dates in the park on the sunniest and warmest of days
Choso packed the lunch ofc and when he pulled out three of the most beautifully rolled and pearled joints and presented them to you with the most goofiest grin plastered on his face, you only fell deeper in love with him on the spot
Just because he holds an affinity for being outside while high doesn’t mean he dislikes being inside
Choso has the most immaculate music taste, Gege told me so
Source? Trust me bro
But no seriously this man has such a diverse taste in music and the first time he put on the playlist you swear you were in a trance on the first song
Cue him saying some shit like, “Do you wanna listen to music and smoke?”
Y’all fr just got back from smoking at the park, pls choso
Ofc listening to music and smoking turns into Choso straddling you on his lap shotgunning smoke into your mouth, one hand on your ass the other holding the burning blunt,,,,but that’s a story for another time bc lemme fr not get into this right now lmaoooooo
Not necessarily clingy when he’s high but really just wants to be in your presence ??? like don’t leave him pls
Let him rest his head between your thighs and play with his hair or else he’ll start pouting
Baby just wants your undivided attention is all :((((
Gojo 
Now Gojo on the other hand is a social smoker, can handle himself just fine…kinda ??
Like he just gets really fucking quiet when he’s high I feel, not eerie or sad or anything like that, but just…his brain is finally calm!!!
Prefers drinking over smoking anyday, but that don’t mean he’s gonna refuse the blunt when it’s coming his way !!
Especially not if Shoko rolled it, god-tier is this woman, skilled with her fingers (lmao) 
Used to roll her own cigarettes when she first started smoking and that just transferred over into the blunts
But Gojo just gets super quiet and calm when he’s fucked up, he can just relax yk???
Can’t tell if he’s sleep or not bc of his dumbass mask and glasses, so when he yells at you for tryna skip him don’t get upset lmao
Cue Nanami saying some shit like “While I appreciate you being quiet for once, how can we tell if you’re fucking sleep or not?” 
If he’s not quiet then he’s whining in your ear about how hungry he is
His sweet tooth just gets 10x worse when he’s gone and is INSUFFERABLE about it
Has gotten to the point where you’ve just started keeping sweets in your bag for him/have a whole ass cabinet dedicated to snacks for Gojo
Said prior but he’s only a social smoker,,but will ONLY smoke with people he’s comfortable with/know
Only bc the very first time he got high his Six Eyes was freaking him tf out 
“I think I just saw a life in this Infinity where I didn’t have this power” -Gojo after three hits 
He’s so ??not annoying?? When he’s high and you honestly think it’s the weirdest thing cause he’s always so !!!!!! yk??
Definitely clingy so expect to be holding his hand or having him follow you all the way to the bathroom, there’s literally no in between
Likes to stay in when he’s high, going out messes with his head a lil too much and makes him a lil anxious
Definitely schedules when he’s gonna smoke if it’s just you two so expect to have it turn into a lil stay-in date night
Can and will leave his smoking stuff at your place so he has an excuse to come over, or will feign that he’s out so he can come see you
Fr would hit you with some sorta ‘roll me a blunt. i’m otw.’ typa text message
Hates rolling, packing, grinding doing quite literally ANYTHING with his weed, and you’ve only spoiled him with how you do any and all of it 
Loves, loves, lovessss watching you roll for him
Sits next to you and gives you lil kisses of appreciation or hands you things you need
 Will fr interrupt anything you’re doing and just sets the stuff down saying sum bs like ‘but you’re the best at it’
Doesn’t fuck with edibles at ALLLLLL stays the literal fuck away from them cause his anxiety spikes so high and he gets hella paranoid
Prefers smoking cause he can at least somewhat measure out how much he’s intaking
Cause if he eats an edible he WILL eat the whole thing and then another cause ‘this shit isn’t even hitting’
Nanaminnnnn
See, in my head Nanamin gets even more brash when under the influence
Still stoic and coldish demeanor, but definitely not presenting himself as such,,more sarcastic than anything 
Like he already doesn't care what he says, but it’s always so ???formal??? whereas when he’s high it’s not so much
Hence the curse words
Mans would say some of the most offhand, outta pocket shit with the straightest face and then ask why the whole groups laughing at him BAHHAHA
Half of me wants to say he’s a social smoker like Gojo, but the other half of me is like,, mans is overworked and burnt out asf he smokes NIGHTLY 
But no seriously the first time Nanami got high with you was so funny cause him being…him and a literal fucking square had everyone thinking he wouldn’t EVER touch any drugs unless a doctor prescribed them yk??
Nahhh mans had everyone in literal awe over how he came to the sesh fully prepared 
That and surprised he showed up at all 
Had the premium rolling papers, designer fucking tray, and the biggest bag of weed that any of y’all had saw
“I forgot my automatic grinder, did anyone bring one cause I honestly don’t feel like pulling this shit apart.” 
The shit Nanami smokes is honestly some of the best shit you’d ever smoked tbh
Like it’s the highest quality you can get, mans hand picked the nuggets he wanted like it was that typa good quality shit 
It’s such an intensely complex yet satisfying high and the group be tryna mooch off of this man so much but he only ever let’s you get what you want
Smokes you out in his benz daily
Like he’ll literally come pick you up after he gets offa work to like?? Go get some food or something and he’ll be like:
“Pick a spot to eat and we’ll smoke in the parking lot before going in.” 
He’s much more touchy, not like Gojo, but will definitely be keeping a hand on your thigh, lower back
Also think he’s a really light sleeper/it’s hard for him to go to bed so he eats an edible before bed, or will wake up in the middle of the night to smoke
Doesn’t smoke in the house, he’s too bougie for that, but redid his whole balcony so he could smoke out there no matter the weather
Such a smart man
Likes sitting out there with you, especially during the summer nights a blunt passed between the both of you
Like to think he likes smoking more than edibles because of the relaxation of the pull when inhaling, but honestly he holds both to equal standards 
Makes his own infused oil and since he cooks nightly (almost) he’ll sometimes put it in the food 
Suguruuuuuuu
He’s an irregular smoker
A couple times through the week to help with his anxiety and insomnia
That or he just really loves the head high of it all, helps his brain go mute and that’s just amazing
Only takes a couple hits before he’s like ‘i’m good’
Low tolerance ass
But no seriously he just knows his limits and will NOT go past them 
A rule he made for himself after he had hella paranoia after smoking with Gojo
Then again, Gojo was saying some off the wall shit and had dude scared as fuck
On top of that, mans refuses to smoke alone, it’s a no go for him everytime 
Feels weird when he smokes alone, gets too in his head 
Likes to talk about the most randomest of things, definitely sum philosophical and controversial
Type to smoke and then either binge watch a show with half lidded eyes, or knock tf out 
Just know he’s not gonna be moving an INCH
Clingy as well, but like you’re getting suffocated typa clingy 
Expect to be literally engulfed by this man 
Like full body weight on you
Will not let you get up and if you do he’s literally following you with his back pressed against you, dead serious 
Like you were getting up to cook once after yall had smoked and from bedroom to kitchen was Suguru literally attached to your back
Keeps his arms hooked around your waist or hips and face in your neck 
Skin to skin contact is a must so expect his hands to be under your clothes and not even in a sexual way, he just fr finds it comforting 
Favorite is to circle your hips with his hands
Has the patience to grow his own stuff, esp since he barely smokes like that 
Ain’t boutta spend all of that money at the dispo tf and just likes knowing that it’s his
Has names for all of his plants idc
Think he’d like tinctures too tbh
Adds in his morning/nighttime tea sometimes
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screampied · 7 months ago
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Hey horn- I mean honey!
Quick! All the positions u would like to try with jjk men if u had the chance and with who and why! Shoot!
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OMGGGGGGG
sukuna — full nelson 🌚 especially in his true form omg the size kink would go crazy. why, because i like crazy positions yay
choso — missionary so i can kiss his face. i feel like even with this position he’d be so shy but id make direct eye contact w him and tell him how good he’s doing
toji — prone bone 😞😞😞 he’d be such a nasty bastard, and i love to hc that when he’s hitting you from the back he likes to put his foot on/over your head while talking so filthy to you🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
geto — face riding just so i can tug on his hair while he eats me out 💔 i feel like that’s the only right answer bc his hair is just SOOOOO.
gojo — maybeee cowgirl. i think gojo would love to have a girl ride him after coming back from like a long stressful mission. especially riding him after he finishes n he’s a big whiny mess :,)
higuruma — doggystyle 🙇‍♀️ i feel like he’d do backshots so good idk 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️
nanami — i’d say missionary too, he’s such an intimate man <3 he’d hand hold and stare right into your eyes, talking you through it all before asking if you need a second to breathe / need water omg
shiu — cowgirl / reverse 🙈 everytime i see shiu i just imagine riding him and he kisses me and then shotguns his smoke from his cigarette into my mouth idk 💔💔💔💔
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idontblushsrry · 4 years ago
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How the Jujutsu Kaisen Characters Smell
A/N: Absolutely no one asked for this but I have thoughts and now yall have to hear them. Btw gonna put a keep reading because I’m trying to cover as many jjk characters as possible so it’s gonna get long.
Warnings: Spoilers if you’ve only seen the anime or haven’t read the manga up to the Shibuya Arc (relatively minor but you’ve been warned)
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Itadori
He’s nowhere near the best smelling but his scent isn’t awful 
He sweats a lot so he takes showers a minimum of 2x a day
Overall his smell isn’t that bad, he just smells like outside 
5/10 points for effort but he always smells like he just got done rolling around in grass
Fushiguro
Fushiguro smells like the suave ocean breeze body wash with an undertone of pen ink 
His smell is very nice, it’s not the most remarkable but it’s not stinky
Middle school Megumi was definitely a hot mess that smelled solely of axe body spray and other middle schoolers he beat up (Tsumiki tried her best but there was only so much he’d compromise on)
After he started attending the Tokyo school, Maki threw out his axe and made Gojo buy him actual cologne/scented body wash
7/10 smells like a friend (points reduced because he used to use 3 in 1 body wash)
Kugisaki
Kugisaki is very much clean
She keeps up a beauty regimen and doesn’t play when it comes to upkeeping it
She has this light floral scent because of that; it varies between cucumbers and roses
Her body wash is also consistent with the smell of her beauty products
One thing about Kugisaki’s smell is that it does change completely depending on what products she’s using
Although, if she were to be completely clean with no scented products, she’d have a smell that’s a little bit metallic because of the nails and a little pumpkin-y
10/10 points because she sets the standard
Gojo
Smells like the inside of a guys car
He smells like bergamot and cedarwood mixed with a hint of leather
Overall he smells nice and it’s frustrating because his scent lingers. It’s so distinct that even when he’s gone, his scent will stay behind just to taunt you
9/10 minus one point for being Gojo
Maki
She’s very particular about hygiene 
It mainly stems from 1) her upbringing and 2) the level of cleanliness needed to clean all the weapons she uses regularly
She smells of metal polish, lavender with a hint of patchouli, and a slight undertone of rust
10/10 overall very strong scent but it’s so uniquely her that it’s calming 
Inumaki
This makes no sense but I feel like Inumaki smells like the sandwich part of a deli
Specifically that fresh baked bread and sliced lettuce smell
It can be a bit nostalgic at times especially because the smell in general occurs in a lot of places 
10/10 because bread smells good
Panda
It’s canon that Panda smells like the sun but we can get more specific
Panda does smell like the sun but I think he smells like a freshly cleaned room with the curtains open
The smell is like air freshener mixed with the sun
The air fresheners he smells the most like are: morning and dew, wood, pine, pet odor eliminator
10/10 no explanation needed
Yuta
Smells like teen spirit
Pre-jujutsu high (and before he was sent away to Africa); Yuta smelled like deodorant
He smelled like wayyy too much old spice, it was pretty bad
Post trip to Africa (idk which country he went to), Yuta smells of shea butter, frankincense, and charred wood
8/10 the crimes of pre jujutsu high Yuta will not be easily forgiven
Nanami
He smells like the blue Ralph Polo Lauren cologne
No I will not take criticism
He also smells a bit like the wrinkle spray people use when ironing clothes
10/10 we been knew that Nanami looks good, smells good, and dresses good
I don’t even like that cologne but for him...
Shoko
Love Shoko but her smell isn’t the most pleasant
Literally smells like cigarettes and alcohol with the sterile smell of cleaner to top it off
She’s an icon but her smell can be overwhelming at the best of times and suffocating at the worst
5/10 some people might like it but it is not for me
Utahime
Her scent is very foresty, either pine or spruce, with an undertone of gree tea
Her scent is a bit muted too so you can only really smell it if she’s really close or if you’re hugging her
It’s not a bad scent though, it’s the type that immediately sets you on ease
10/10 smells like a warm hug
Mechamaru(spoilers)
He’s a robot what’d you expect???
Jkjk Pre-Shibuya he smells really sterile and clean due to his condition
His robots obviously smell like metal and wiring
Post-Shibuya arc(or yk during technically): He smells kind of like nothing
There's the slightest smell of sparks from his cursed technique and the hint of mojito’s smell lingering, but otherwise he smells like absolutely nothing
6/10 the lack of smell is a bit off putting
Miwa
I can’t explain but I feel like Miwa smells like banana and vanilla
Like Mai and Momo tricked her and she ended up actually liking the smell
6/10 not the worst but not the best
Mai
Mai smells really heavily of metal and gunpowder
Obviously brcause of her cursed technique but she ever expected it to stck to her like it does
She doesn’t make any active effort to change it though because she thinks it makes her seem cool and mysterious
4/10 because while it DOES make her seem cool and mysterious, she scares locals
Momo
She definitely uses bath and body works perfume (tempted to say she uses the glittery versions but alas)
She loves using all the candles, lotions, and perfumes because of how girly they make her feel; has a collection that’s probably on a rotater
Definitely uses sweet pea above all
Tries to get Mai to try some of her fragrances but she has a 30/70 chance of getting her to agree
7/10 another scent that’s not for me
Todo
He has a really intense cleaning regimen and is never caught lackin in the smell department
He gets all the more embarrassed when Yuuji smells stinky next to him and will always make Yuuji shower if thr boy stinks
Other than that, he smelled of an ocean-y cologne before Takada-chan released her perfume collection
Now all he talks about is how he smells like the perfect husband for Takada
Takada’s perfume is really light a floral (along the lines of rose + vanilla) and if Todo runs out, he tries to steal it from Momo’s collection
9/10 minus a point for being a simp
Noritoshi
Smells really clean except for when he’s using his cursed technique
On average, Noritoshi smells like the clean linen spray/ clean laundry
When he uses his technique, he smells like blood and when he uses his technique to “dope”, he smells like sweat
Usually he smells like clean laundry though, he’s very picky about how he smells and hates the smell he gets from using his technique
10/10 for keeping clean
Naoya
If you think this man washes his ass...
Sorry but he’s a little too busy being a misogynist 
Naoya saw the term gooch grease and was like “wow someone gets it!”
-400/10 I’m sick of talking about the ways this man smells like a popped neck pimple
Mahito
Only person that smells worse than Naoya
If Naoya smells like a popped neck pimple, Mahito smells like a literal sewer
He smells like sewage, garbage, rot and decay, melted plastic,etc.
Not only does Mojito’s body stink, his breath stinks, hair stinks, just everything stinks
Jogo and Hanami can’t tell since they don’t have noses but everytime Geto gets a whiff, he dies a little inside
-21982913293237932392379319210391090320323019/10 GET BACK. GET BACK. GET BACK.
Sukuna
Pre-death; he smelled like blood 9 times out of 10 
The other 10% of times he smelled like incense or jasmine but you’d never smell it for long
Post-death; stinky funky and rotten
I’m sorry but 1) he’s a mass murder who literally sits atop a mountain of skulls 2) he’s technically dead and only exists thriugh his fingers
If you think that man smells like anything other than rot and grave wax...
-2/10 be glad he got a higher score than Mahito
Choso
I love Choso with every ounce of my being 
That being said, he smells like a scab
Scabs don’t even have smells but somehow he smells like one 
Alright I’m done slandering him
3/10 because I didn’t have the heart to give him anything lower
Geto(spoilers)
Pre-Gojo angst: Geto was the best smelling sorcerer in the world
He was very meticulous about his grooming routine and showed Gojo how to care for himself w/o the aid of servants
A king of self care and personal grooming 10/10
Post-Gojo angst: Geto really stopped caring about his appearance
He’d keep clean to set a good example for his kids, but he didn’t really see the value of looking decent
Probably says “I refuse to use the technology of monkeys”
Even though Mahito smells worse, Geto does still hang around Mahito and that’s gonna rub off
2/10 take a shower man, sea water doesn’t count as cleaning yourself
Junpei
Junpei smells like dandelions/picked grass and cigarettes
Cigarettes are obviously because his mom smokes them so frequently the smell sticks to him
The dandelions/ picked grass smell is because Junpei spends a lot of time outside 
Out of boredom or a need to keep his negative thoughts at bay, Junpei started picking at the grass
I do think he eventually started weaving flower crowns made of dandelions and strips of grass
6/10 because I feel bad for him
Toji
This man...
As much as I’d like to pretend he smells good, he has a drooling worm hanging off him and  probably owns like one outfit
That being said, he’s not as stinky as Naoya or Mahito (or even Sukuna), because he does clean himself when he has the chance
It’s just that he spends his money so quickly that he kinda forgets sometimes
Although he usually has no problem finding some woman who’d be more than willing to put him up in a hotel room
His smell is musky but it’s not funky
He smells like a guy right before they start to get stinky, it’s a delicate balance
4/10 he’s a lil funky but it kinda feeds his image
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