#like i think if he could speak Rashemi or Mulhorandi in the game he'd probably come off as a wholly different character

[invinciblerodent]

i feel like i didn't articulate this well enough, i'm currently rolling with a party of Minsc, Karlach, and Astarion

one guy i can straight-up say, in the dialogue, is too stupid to breathe

one lady who, while absolutely lovely, repeatedly loses most cognitive function in battles and turns into basically a blunt instrument to throw at things repeatedly until they die when she's angry

and another guy whose otherwise smart brain was um. well. let's just say, stewed in raw sewage and then put in a rock tumbler for two centuries, leaving it both rancid and so smooth that all plans and ideas just sort of schlof off of it

the one thing scarier than the avatar of Bhaal is a beginner-level square of sudoku

I'm crying everyone in my current party is so fucking stupid, we steamroll all combat but we're literally powerless against one single investigation check

Astarion had the best shot at succeeding with a +2, and it still had to reload 18 bloody times

Himh everyone here is so goddamn dumb I love them all so much