#like i swear

[jakejeffreyperalta]

say what you want about the pjo show but ares being on twitter and starting fights is 100% accurate characterization. it's the type of thing you don't think about, but when it happens you're like. yeah Of Course He Would Do That.

[famousinfamous]

Dex: *breaks into the registery files aka supposedly the one of the highest security databases in the whole world and while he’s doing it breaks into all the other intelligent species networks as well. Supposedly manifests at twelve but he says he’s always been good with gadgets so he probably manifested before that. Manages to restrict the abilities of a literal super elf who was ‘made’ by some on the smartest elves and gnomes to ever exist (they spent years ‘making’ her by the way.) does this all before he turns 14* litterally everyone in the series: yeah that seems normal

[candygalaxyyy]

went down the rabbit hole of (zb1) mattwook moments and now i can’t even argue with the shippers anymore. first it was haobin (tbh I’ve always been onboard with this one - it’s too real, there’s no denying it one is heterophobic and the other is MOTHER) but now mattwook, not to even mention shimkongz. like damn these mfs are so gayyy omfg. ever since boys planet i’ve tired not to project onto these guys as much as i can, as it’s not anyone’s place to make assumptions about people’s sexuality or relationships. even more so with k-pop, as they aren’t in ‘couples’ or ‘pairs’ like in bl/gl where shipping is just standard fan culture. but they’re really making it hard. i think i need a break from them before i become concerning levels of delusional.

[filmbyjy]

so true😀

me with jay and jake like🧍🏻‍♀️

jake is some sort my personality but lord jay is my ideal type🧎🏻‍♀️

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

im watching joseph andersons 13 sentinals stream highlights i swear on god i know all these voice actors

[beanghostprincess]

Hello! Wat are your thoughts in the latest OP manga release especially the page spread?

!!!!!!! Chapter 1121, right? <3 Overall, I really like how the story's going and I can't wait for the next chapter. Lots of my favorite characters showed up (even if it was just for one panel) and it gave me CHILLS. Literal chills. I'm so invested I wish I could eat this manga, actually. Those are my thoughts. If you're asking me to say something more coherent after seeing Sabo and Buggy finally you won't get anything because I'm just shaking waiting for MORE. (But something about Buggy crying and Shanks drinking makes me want to throw up because their parallels with Rayleigh and Roger never end)

[deadcrowcalling]

challenge: beat @ivys-head-is-spinning to a newsies post.

level: impossible

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

rewatching catching fire rn. there is nothing i hate more than seeing gales stupid fucking face and hearing his voice. consistently the most self absorbed unsympathetic douchebag asshole i hate his ass

[senespera4]

I have this crack modern AU Patrochilles fic idea which essentially boils down to "comedy fic in which Apollo is a petty bitch and decides to trap Achilles in the torture matrix as revenge for killing his boyfriend Hector also his side bitch Paris is there"

so basically Apollo says "man you killed Hector. Fuck you. I'm throwing you into an endless loop of reincarnation and you'll never be able to be with your boyfriend ever again."

Except Poseidon catches wind of this and since he and Patroclus used to fuck (this is canon actually, go look at Patroclus' wiki page) he's like "okay well lemme just drop Patroclus back in too" and in retaliation Apollo drops Hector and Paris in to try and pull strings and get them to interfere with each other and it's a whole thing.

The full relationship chart is like

Paris -> Apollo (Side Bitch)

Apollo -> Hector (Gay)

Paris -> Achilles (killed)

Achilles -> Hector (killed)

Achilles <--> Patroclus (Gay)

Patroclus <- Poseidon (Sugar Daddy/Weirdly Supportive Ex)

Apollo <--> Poseidon (feuding)

Paris <--> Hector (inexplicably into each other [It's because of Apollo lmao he's the worst])

Might add in some one-off characters for some funny shit but otherwise yeah.

[maximilianthequeer]

I think it’s odd that different sadnesses feel physically different. Like crying over media feels like crying, and crying over Him feels like i’m having an embolism

[red-velvet-0w0]

"NONONONONO WE NEED TO RUN WE NEED TO LEAVE WE NEED A DOOR"

-my brain, who continualy refuses to shut up and be helpful

[shinakazami1]

🙏😭 Are there.... Any other Europeans or Polish folks in the TSP or TBG communities,,, or just people from close time zones,,

why are all whiteboards and community events happening while I'm ASLEEP this is hate crime/silly

[tea-blankets-andstars]

I SWEAR IF THIS GIRL TOUCHES ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA DROP KICK HER INTO THE COMPOST PILE

for context ive asked he multiple time to stop/i dont like when she does that but she always laughes it off, like no bro it seriously make me hella uncomfy and im already overstimulated just stop

[thatuselesshuman]

your orv obsession has reached my dashboard. it's the sussy pictures too.

I apologize. My obsession is just too strong 😔

[penguicorns-are-cool]

as someone who grew up with the youth zionist organizations and stuff: my understanding of what zionism is is not at all what your understanding of what zionism is

[tripleyeeet]

the worst thing about solo q'ing in apex is that nobody knows how good i sometimes am :(