#like i dont have a standard interact on any account

[mx-paint]

I love it when people blatantly shit on dni posts and say how they're not going to check, then Immediately log onto their 2nd account after being blocked to ask "why do you hate me 🥺 im just a little guy who followed, I didn't know, why didn't you tell me!"

[lemmetreatya]

Eren’s Insta Spam (pt. 2)

eren x black!fem reader

pt. 1

pt. 3

Back again with these since I’m not making imagines until my uni work is somewhat up to a good standard *chu chu*

OKAy!! so as we know Eren is cautious of putting you on his main/public spam but he genuinely really wants to post more of you so he has a private insta where it’s mostly just his irl friends and family who can follow it

He’s on this account waaaay more but its actually amusing because most of his family dont know that he’s a public figure/internet famous. Not because he’s scared to tell them but simply because they’d just embarrass the hell out of him sudidxkdk so erens tricked them into thinking that his priv spam is his main. the only consequence to that is that they always urge him to treat it like Facebook TM

“Habibti, post that baba picture I sent you the other day on instagram.” Carla directs towards Eren but says as she scrolls on her phone.

“Oh my gosh, Eren’s baby photos?! Let me see!” Hearing part of the conversation, Dina comes from around the table to look over Carla’s shoulder, eager to see her step-son’s adolescent stage.

Rolling his eyes, Eren only slugs his feet towards the fridge to get himself something for the two of you to eat. Don't get him wrong, he was happy his mother and step-mother got along but together they were an insufferable pair.

“Amma, why would I show everyone my baby pictures? That’s too embarrassing. In every picture my hair always looks dodgy. If I didn’t know it was me in them, I’d think the child was neglected.” He joked.

With an expression of shock, Carla looked over at her son.

“What you mean you looked neglected? Your hair always looked right! I always made sure to have it cut and nice on the sides. Not like how you and your Abba have it now, all long and untidy.”

“My hair isn’t untidy.” He’d mumble. Not because he was ashamed in his hair but because he knew saying anything louder would count as backtalk and therefore get him in trouble.

“Hey, darling! Come!” Upon seeing you enter the kitchen, Carla beckoned for you to come to her. Unsuspecting of what conspired before you came in, you glanced in Eren’s direction before walking in to his mother instead.

“Hey Mama.” You’d say as you stood next to her.

Seeing the cheeky expression on her face and the quick look she made in Eren’s direction, you knew she was up to no good.

“Look, look.” She’d say in a hushed tone, gleefully turning her phone in your direction. “This when Eren was a baby.”

In her hand was a picture of a child who sat in the bath tub, face displaying childish tantrum. Clearly the child had a disdain for the bath time activity but what made the picture all the more memorable was the plethora of bubble suds that mounted on top of his head.

“No way. That’s Eren?” You laughed behind your hand.

Unaware of what was going on behind him but hearing his name in conversation, the brunette turned around to witness the commotion.

“What the— Amma, No!”

Even though its mostly embarrassing, Eren genuinely likes when you interact with his family. They were so receptive of you from the first time they met you. To a certain extent he even believes they like you a lot better than him 😭😭 They make this especially clear in his comments section

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ej__jaeger can a guy ever get any sleep around here??? @ynprivnotpriv

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carlaakarjaeg_34 She Can Never Do Wrong!! Eren Make Sure You Be Nice xxxxx

lordhokagetheninth I. find this very amusing because….. i was never allowed to look at girls let alone havr them in my room at ur age. i walked so u could run.

ej__jaeger @lordhokagetheninth zeke can u stop changing ur @ i barely ever recognise u i was about to sb,, + ratio

ej__jaeger @carlaakarjaeg__34 always amma ❤️

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ej__jaeger to my beloved. @ynprivnotpriv

on your special day id like to say thank you for being the most incredible thing to ever happen to me. without you there’d be no improved me. you always push me to higher capabilities but simply because you care and not because you have to. your capacity to love and to be uniquely you will never cease to amaze me. never change, not even for me. ill keep this short because i’ve literally written u 5 different paragraphs elsewhere but know that i appreciate you, way more than u imagine.

every time i will always choose you.

happy birthday baba.

urs always. ej x

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dinafritz_off_fifth Happy Birthday @ynprivnotpriv!! Hope your day is full of love, joy and all things lovely Just Like You!! 💖

annie_leonhart12 Happy Birthday X @ynprivnotpriv

yummir Eren you beyyer sling it on her today and i mean it. she deserves to be d1ck3d down 👽👽

ynprivnotpriv Thank you for all the kind wishes everyone 🥺🥺 I love you all @carlaakarjaeg_34 @arminarletarmin @lordhokagetheninth @dinafritz_off_fitfh @annie_leonhart12 @mikamikamii @grishaj__ @conniethe_conman @sashabear7891 @reiner_braunofficial @jeankirjr @berth_hoovr

ej__jaeger @yummir HELLO??????

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Tags: @quiveringdeer because once again thank you for that reiner camera roll one and bc imma just tag you into these from now on

[agent-maria-hill]

Ooc

Okay, I just want to state things. If any of ya'll dont like the ships in our roleplay, I suggest you just block or leave us alone. We all have our own preferences, and I'm sorry it doesn't pass your standards. First of all, if ya'll want your own ship, you can just simply make an rp account and interact with us. We don't like tolerating rude people. Yes, you can tell us what you think, but in a respectful manner. Don't push what you want from us. We're not content creators.

[rodismancave]

A reminder to new folks because I feel I need to say this. It's a few specific rules and more of a 'this is how i roleplay' thing. It kinda got away from me fast but alas, I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable for any reason so I just said what I feel i need to say to make that happen.

My muse is mean. It's usually nothing personal but he is Mean if provoked. There is a line and it is Thin.

This extends to his friends, mostly as a show of ease around them and as jokes, its just how he is. a little jokey joke. he says things without thinking and sometimes that leads to misunderstanding or an otherwise "cruel" comment. He normally doesnt mean it like that (unless he does)

this account is like 80% crack. i am here to have fun and be silly. if you take me seriously and get offended by it then I'm sorry but frankly, I have stated this many, many times. I do roleplay serious stuff, I do focus on a little bit of storytelling every once in a while, but for the most part I am silly and quirky. My portrayal won't always be 100% ic, sometimes a little ooc is healthy, for the bit. I stay committed to the bit, always.

Of course. if he's mean to your muse and you don't like it then you can let me know and I'll tone it down. I'll never be an asshole to people I dont know are 100% down to it or who aren't familiar with how my muse acts. However, sometimes being mean is in character with my muse and theres no other way around it. But the more intense, "i want to cause psychic damage" convos I will always ask if its okay for my muse to go hard on yours.

Rodimus is aware of the multiverse. This does not mean he's aware of the history of each multiverse. He may be aware of them, briefly, but he is really not going to dwell on it much and if you expect him to know it he just. wont. He doesn't really care all that much. This is also to say that he may confuse your muse for someone in his crew because of looking alike, and will treat you as such unless proven otherwise.

There are no people who are "canon" to Rodimus' crew, not at the moment. The only ones who I can say with confidence who are in his crew are @weavingmemoir and @stealthfeline, who are also my muses. This is for practicality. If your muse is part of the Lost Light crew in general, though (brainstorm, whirl, megatron, etc) you can respond to my lost light posts as if you were a member of his crew, I dont really mind. Like I said: commitment to the bit, always. The bit is always funnier when more people join.

Don't pretend like your muse knows mine and vice versa without talking to me first. This is mostly about muses outside G1 and IDW, or even people in IDW that Rodimus never really met, as well as OCs. It isn't really towards muses who HAVE interacted with Rodimus at least a few times. It is Awkward having to figure that out, and I'm not particularly a fan of having to dig around for people's relationships to understand what's going on between your muse and mine.

I don't really care if your muse is banging another Rodimus, or anyone else from his crew. Like I genuinely do not care, and neither does he.

I'll always make adjustments if you ask me to. I'll create new verses to fit with your muse, but that requires communication first and foremost. This also goes for events, if you want in on an event just talk to me and we'll see about it together. My events are never 100% thought out because I like leaving space for other participants to have a say in what happens. I just think its fun, like a group project (but less stressful)

When interacting with me I ask to lay off on the quirky colors and varying different fonts in one single reply. I have a lot of difficulty reading things like that and it strains my vision and it gives me a headache. Just, always have the same font throughout, and if there are different fonts, please let them be at least readable. The standard tumblr fonts are fine, except 'lucille', and the small font tends to me specially frustrating sometimes.

This is a g1/idw based blog. I take stuff i like from g1 and stuff i like from idw and i slam it together until I have something I like. Rodimus does not like the prime title, he does not miss being a prime, and he absolutely does not appreciate being called one, unless its doing things for his ego or to make himself look greater than he is. He is an Ass.

[indescriptequilibrium]

popsci is a horrid wasteland of mostly hastily scribbled together pseudo-scientific cash-grab self-help shit but if u rly overlook the whole genre u miss out on broadening ur ways of thinkin cuz there's no way u'll ever actually sit down in a class n learn of these concepts except thru cultural osmosis (tryin to sweeten the sting w/ optimism here lol)

anyway b4 u solidify ur view of the sacred inner workings of a human mind n infallibility of memory n rationality of any decision-making anyone has ever done u should rly entertain n educate urself w/ joshua foer's "moonwalking with einstein: the art and science of remembering everything" (horrid anglo publisher name but i prommy the name is actually more relevant to the topic than u'd think (finnish translation was just "kaiken muistamisen taito")) where he talks of memory thru the lens of memory competitions (remembering pi decimals doenst mean u dont forget to drink ur tea b4 it's cold) n daniel kahneman's "thinking, fast and slow", which i would force everyone to read if i just could. it has played a large part in making me who i am n informed me of the way i interact w/ ppl n make decisions (or so i hope). mostly it taught me the hard cold fact i had already suspected to be the case as a teen: economics is a fake science.

debated on mentioning it but i have looked all of this up so i'd hate to know n blindside someone: both authors r jewish n while foer seems to mostly just be interested in some philantropy to israel thru orgs that make no mention of the plight of palestinians on their websites, kahneman (on account of havin been born in tel aviv) served in idf's psychology department (of which he's critical about in the book (by the standards an israeli scholar can be critical of idf)). i'm not labeling them capital zed zionists but not much evidence to the contrary either. i think u should still be able to appreciate these books for their content, especially kahneman as he does give a somewhat critical view of idf as an organization from the inside (an increasingly rare thing). it's a very small portion of the book so make of that what u may. but i think neither of these succesful authors particularly need ur money so libraries n piracy r ur friends here. foer's book u can probs check out at a library (popular popsci bestseller), kahneman u probs have to pirate or wait for (or ask for my copy) since it's actually a book that economists n other social sciences students r required to read for entry exams n stuff n then discard n scrub any memory of out of their brains as the scourge of economics takes over like a parasitical infection that eats grey matter. go figure, life in cognitive dissonance etc

[gaybd1]

hi, it's me. after years and years... i have returned to tunglr...

I was on here around 2011 for the first time and was a semi-famous blog called neckwear lolol (i was also in the vowel fam like a decade ago and i was jaaaaaaaaaaaaaake or something, what a throwback). i took a few years off and came back from like 2016-2017 with a bunch of urls (like chrisaliss, stylesbicon, lots of star trek ones...) that are all dead and locked in whatever old account i had

and now im back and am going to regret this A LOT so im not sure how invested to get into this site or if i wanna just stick to like. twitter.

ANYWAY

hi, im chris. he/him, idk how old people on this site typically are anymore but id be a dinosaur by old standards. late twenties, so

PLEASE dont interact with me if youre in your teens...

i live in taiwan, im a teacher. i lived in america a long time ago but i left because im trans and lolol good luck getting hired as a teacher if youre trans in THAT country, am i right???

i just KNOW this is gonna become a fandom blog AGAIN... right now im really into avatar the last airbender

i've been a huge fan of atla since the day it first premiered on nickelodeon...

you know, i actually never missed a single episode in its original run. but ive lately rediscovered it and... wow im really going back to my cringey tumblr roots bc i ship again...

ride or die zukka babey!

wow thats an ugly z

my contributions to fandom in the past have been dumb memes, headcanons, and ficlets- i love to get into specific character's heads so def hit me up with a challenge or prompt if you're down!

ugh anyway yes please chat with me, interact with me, whatever and ill see if this place is any fun any more...

i really hope not because my productivity is about to go way down if it is!

[boypussydilf]

for the headcanons ask game tell me about. kururu. curry creature. and also obligatory dororo

CURRY CREATURE SEND IT TO HELL ohgod this is my first time answering an ask game on desktop it feels Weird. different formatting. unsettling.

gender & sexuality hc: im consolidating these into 1 bc the answer to both is Whatever's Funny. "sergeant major i see that for gender youve just written down... 'the bit'. care to elaborate on that" "no"

A ship I have with said character: there are a total of 2 kururu ships i would say that i ship and theyre both just bc "i think it would be really really funny". kurugiro (giroro fucking hates kururu so much. in the anime kururu is either Genuinely Into giroro or just thinks its really funny to fuck with him by acting like he is, its unclear. whatever it is i think its funny. to be honest.) and kuruaki (*kururu voice* i fucked your mom shit lips)

A BROTP I have with said character: KURURU AND SABURO/MUTSUMI BESTIES FOREVER. THEYRESO!!!! Evreyone watch Keroro Gunso Episode 229. i just think theyre neat they dont really interact much bc saburo doesnt... show up? very much? and also theyre both Loner Types they dont do a lot of Hanging Out. but theyre literal #besties and they would be even if they WERENT also kind of each others only friends. they Get each other. its fun.

A NOTP I have with said character: uhh. man i dont know. like, i guess kurumois since shes Most Likely supposed to be a teenager. can i say kurugiro again bc its funny

A random headcanon: *BLINK* I DONT KNOW... I MISS HAVING TONS OF RANDOM HEADCNONS ABOUT CHARACTERS I FEEL LIKE I USED TO DO IT MORE. i think those 2 background kids we see hanging out with him like one time as a child are his siblings but thats a standard opinion. i think kururuko exists bc shes kururus ideal gender presentation for real. or at least some of it. whats the point of being a super powerful hacker if youre not a trans girl

General opinion over said Character: kururu my friend kururu. i really like him actually. hashtag Deeper Than He Seems. guy whos literally just here to fuck around, do whats funny, and have a good time. theyre GREAT. we need MORE kururu.

DORORO TIME under a cut so this post doesnt get long, if uh. if i know how to do readmores on desktop

THERE IT IS! please dont break

readmores always break for me but i dont know if theyll do it on desktop too. i gotta put a couple lines so it doesnt delete anything.

dororo id die for him

Sexuality Headcanon: THIS FROG IS GAY

Gender Headcanon: listen to me dororo is a trans guy and i mean earth kind of guy. i mean he explains it to the others by going "you know, like fuyuki". i mean binary by human standards nonbinary by keronian standards. i mean wouldnt it be really fucking funny if you knew you were trans (as a kid he went to garuru for advice on transgenderism bc garuru is also trans but thats lore-from-my-brain for another day) but for your entire life couldnt really place any definition that sounds right and then you go to an entire different planet and hang out with people there and go ok. question. your genders. can i have one

A ship I have with said character: GIRODORO. [starts shaking like a leaf]

A BROTP I have with said character: DORORO AND KOYUKI AUTISM FATHER DAUGHTER DUO FOREVER. THEYRE SO!!!!!!!!!!!! i said "theyre so" about saburo and kururu too didnt i. theyre just all so. literally all of their interactions are so sweet!!! and adorable!!!! hes so protective of her!! and nice!! shes the only person who never Forgets He Even Exists. theyr eiguuguguuagagagauauagagh. shout out to the end of the koyunatsu first date episode when hes like "dont worry koyuki i stayed home the entire time like you asked" amd also shout out to every other time hes her nice dad.

A NOTP I have with said character: kerodoro. no offense but that would not work ever. you get it.

A random headcanon: this is more theory ground than headcanon, tbh, on account of i am drawing from canon evidence. i think he is on good terms with his little brother. ok look heres how it is. we know dororo has a little brother but we know next to nothing about that brother or their relationship. one of the things we DO know is one of the many things-belonging-to-dororo that keroro broke as a kid and never told him about, dororo blamed on his little brother and was really pissed at him about it. yeah this happened when he was like, nine, but hes dororo hes. well he is consistently not even remotely a person who moves on from things just bc they were kids. besides when he confronts keroro about That Particular Shit-Getting-Broken Incident he specifically brings up how he got mad at his brother & his mom like it was A Big Deal With A Lasting Effect. BUT in ep 183 he sees giroro & garuru interacting and is just like yay! its nice to have brothers isnt it! and reasonably hes just at Cameo levels of appearing in that episode so its not like hed be doing much or getting much dialogue anyway but still, hes dororo, if he was still actively broken up about anything to do with his brother hed have more to say than just Brothers are good! So with my expert detective skills I have come to the conclusion that Dororo had some Not Insubstantial issues with his brother but its all good now. hi this is so long <3 im normal <3 mine yoshizaki PLEASE for the love of GOD drop the dororos little brother lore id do ANYTHING. WHATS HE LIKE. SHOW THEM INTERACTING JUST ONCE. OR TWICE. OR MORE THAN THAT

General opinion over said Character: dororo the ORIGINAL Favorite Character. id die for him. id kill myself for him. but he would not want that. i treasure the seaside wedding we had when i was 9. i want him to go to therapy. i want to throw him off a cliff. i need to psychoanalyze this frog. dude is my bestie. words cannot fucking express it. dororo for the love of god dororo. think of him and be enlightened. dies

[wakgaes]

[info] Quora posts made by wakgae Joe Black

July 2024 'https://www.quora.com/How-can-you-know-if-a-Leo-has-a-crush-on-you/answer/Joe-Black-160 https://archive.is/kfkyg

Joe Black· Jul 27 [2024] I majored in Business and Management, not science. Apparently you don’t have any idea about university college courses. Bachelor of Science or Arts, simply means it’s a 4 year course. A certificate course is 2 years. Bachelor of Science course have branches like Hotel & Restaurant management, Entreprenuer, Management, Accounting and such. It doesn’t mean you have to be in the science lab looking at microscopes everday and boiling and burning stuff, lmao. I just read this after 2 years. Thanks for the laugh

*Above is a response to June 28, 2020 Replying to an old post

June 5, 2023

'https://www.quora.com/Is-it-normal-for-jerking-off-on-a-K-Pop-music-video/answer/Joe-Black-160/log https://archive.is/qtbBt

March 17, 2024

'https://www.quora.com/What-are-your-unpopular-and-maybe-offensive-K-pop-opinions/answer/Joe-Black-160

Nov 15, 2023

'https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-know-if-someone-has-a-crush-on-you-when-they-dont-want-to-show-it-or-want-to-avoid-it-What-are-the-sure-signs/answer/Joe-Black-160/ https://archive.md/6I3EN

🗨️ Well this explains everything. Here is how filipino fatty knows if someone has a crush on someone else.

...

He is clearly a demented stalker. And he is so disconnected from reality he even dares give his stalking ways as fucking advices to others. "Always stalking you and look at trash cans he will be there" lmaooooooo He clearly has no idea at all how normal people act like when they have a crush. And even less how people who are dating act. Or how people who are close and have a crush act. For him the biggest sign of a crush is being a stalker. Litteraly, hid in the shadows, turn your back on them but following them all the time in the creepiest way in the world. I understand now why he says they are dating all the men who breath in the same building as they do because breathing in the same building as his crushes and stalking them while avoiding eye contact is the furthest he ever went.

So of course when he sees women who head over heals for each other are constantly pulled like magnets, shar rooms and even beds, share a lot of their clothes love each other explicitely for him it means nothing.

Also this "presence" thing he is imagining as romance without interacting or even creating eye contact to try to start an interaction is predator 1O1 and every woman's nightmare. "It’s just a week or month won’t pass by without them making you feel they are there." It's serial killer stuffs. [54709]

🗨️ 😬 yikes, clearly psch0pat!c too [54710]

May 16, 2023

40 is young for a single man, especially in this time and era. We don’t live in a time anymore where the standard and tradition is men should be married by that age. Even Korean male celebrities are still bachelors up until their 40’s and some even get married on their late 40’s. When a woman reach 30, they’re considered matured ladies and not young girls anymore. You’re still young bro. I’m 35 and been dating a 22 year old. https://www.quora.com/Is-a-40-year-old-guy-too-old-for-a-33-year-old-lady/answer/Joe-Black-160/log https://archive.is/A1r64

🗨️ Oh my god he is a pedo predator | Fortunately he is probabbly just liying as he is here 24/7 he doesn't have the time to harass women in real life. [54721]

| 🗨️ In his delusional mind, he has a girlfriend, a wife, and two daughters.

"I’m a Gemini, and my wife is a Pisces. The majority of the zodiac information we've read since college suggests that Gemini and Pisces are never going to be compatible, let alone like each other. We’ve been married for eight years and have two beautiful daughters. How's that?" www.quora.com/How-can-you-know-if-a-Leo-has-a-crush-on-you/answer/Joe-Black-160?comment_id=422819391&comment_type=2

If he actually had all that, then he wouldn't be answering Quora questions about some teen crushes and the giveaway of it all to being pathetic is being a Wendy akgae.[54723]

*He was 35 on May 16, 2023 and 36 on September 6, 2023. The gemini birthday is still possible https://www.tumblr.com/wakgaes/748483036006498304/youtube-joeblack7326

May 11, 2023

'https://www.quora.com/Does-Red-Velvets-Irene-have-looks-alike/answer/Joe-Black-160/log

🗨️ Filipino Fatty admires Irene's beauty but he hates her because she's a lesbian. qr.ae/p2gIVR [54275]

January 7, 2023

🗨️ https://www.quora.com/Why-do-I-feel-uncomfortable-when-a-guy-likes-me-back/answer/Joe-Black-160/ It's this incel who wants to explain things to us and thinks he understands women. "But their true female nature can’t deny what they feel and that they are programmed to give in to men."

I see that all his theories are as pathetically stupid as the ones he has about kpop girl group members.

Him spending all his life on lesbian websites with women that despise him and treat him like a pathetic fool is probably his biggest achievment. He can't even hang out with other incels like most redditors do, he is really the worst even in the male redditor scale. [54722]

June 21, 2020

https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-benefits-of-having-a-girlfriend-with-very-low-self-esteem/answer/Joe-Black-160/ 'https://archive.is/h5MuY

🗨️ no wonder zgahajakah

Answer to What are the benefits of having a girlfriend with very low self-esteem? by Joe Black [54293]

June 7, 2020

*Joe Black aka Filipino Fatty is probably short 'https://www.quora.com/I-ve-realized-that-I-have-a-crush-on-a-guy-a-lot-shorter-than-me-how-do-I-confront-him-about-my-feelings-without-making-it-weird/answer/Joe-Black-160 https://archive.is/GUzEp

April 25, 2020

'https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-seduce-my-aunt-2/answer/Joe-Black-160 https://archive.md/bqIzM

Update

As of 12:01 AM 10/27/2024 PHT, he removed his info on qoura, changed his username, and deleted his profile pic https://www.quora.com/profile/Joe-B-1480 'https://archive.md/vwBdf

[cardboardslugs]

man as someone who's been roleplaying on twitter for upwards of a decade, *what the fuck happened?* like, ignoring the obvious Bad Website Issues, what the fuck happened to the accounts as a userbase??

Deadnaming the platform because fuck Musk, but It used to be that when you had an RP account on Twitter, you just did the Logical Thing and made it look like X Character made A Twitter Account. Like a Normal Person. You spoke and retweeted and did your silly little [shaking you vigorously, an ACTION] As Them. I didn't even mind the shift to literacy, *because it made sense*.

"It made much more sense," leaning on their elbow as they stare blankly across the room, "than whatever the fuck we were doing on old school at that point." They take a swig of gingerale, "and you could still be Stupid and Crack! And sure, some people saw this as you being a pretentious twat! and *maybe you were*! but still, it was a Natural and Sensical evolution to RP as a whole."

Me being a pretentious twat aside; whats come of RP now is that its all about the ✨️Aesthetics✨️ of it. Cool video edits of the characters, fancy washed out photos for your icon, the entirety of your pinned/bio in the fancy text that looks really pretty, an insistance that you only wanna rp with folks with experience.

I HAVE experience. In spades! again!! over a decade on that ONE PLATFORM ALONE!! And yet- I get told all the time that Im a gatekeepy piece of shit because people yell at me for not reading their pinned or knowing what character they play, When what i read in their display name and bio is just nonsense words like "sapphire seer" and a quote from somewhere that isnt even a notable one from the character. PLUS Their name, bio, and entire pinned (or even just the headings in their pinned), is in non-standard ascii/ fancy text. As in something someone who may use a screen reader is NOT capable of reading because these are characters with Legitimate Scientific Uses and no one who develops screen readers has any idea that someone may need to use it to read the nonsense of the Chronically Online. (Its me!!! Im the low vision person who uses a screen reader who cant read ANY of your important info!!!!!!)

Honestly idgaf if your profile is "pretty." If the content of your RPs is entirely incomprehensible to me because you decided to nest your information in qrts, information which youve already obsfucated by making it entirely inaccessible to the blind and low-vision... who do you expect to be interacting with you?

The WORST part is when people are upset I never followed them back- so I point out i cant read anything they have to say, and they just... laugh in my face and change nothing??? Like... please explain to me whats so funny about being intentionally inaccessible to the blind. I do not understand the joke. Then there are people who say I'm lying about the experience I have in RP because my "profile looks bad". There is no "standard" for how an RP account "should" look. I would just ask you be mindful of those of us in the room who are fucking Disabled.

I Dont know. Its a really really sad day when someone who loves doing something contemplates no longer doing it because the new folks coming in have made something that *isnt a contest* into a contest that is entirely ablist at its very core.

[peppermintflavoredlove]

"Standard DNI criteria" yeah cause everyone just knows all that shit.

Your dni is fucking useless

ok lets pick this apart. this is what im going to do whenever i receive a hate ask now because its remarkably funny to me and im bored

1st error: asking on anon. there is no impact if i dont know you personally, much less if i can barely get the idea that you are a person. this could be a machine for all i know, an ai fed on poorly composed anon asks and automated to seek out an account, to send some insult that only my middle aged christian mother would be offended by

2nd error: exposing weakness. it is infact very standard knowledge that "standard dni" encompasses things like terfs, racists, homophobes, ableists and what have you, that is to say undesirable traits that people know are undesirable. most people shorten this to "standard dni" because having to spell out that you dont want to talk to someone like that is kind of stupid. now, admitting that you arent familiar with this is admitting that: either you dont respect people's boundaries enough to at least skim a dni before interacting with someone (making your opinion lose any shred of worth it had) or that youre new enough to the internet or tumblr, that sending hatemail is just sad, an indicator that you have nothing to do with your time other than fight and gnash like a caged dog, that your first instinct upon joining a website is to wail your siren's song in hopes of attracting an enemy

3rd error: impersonal. O, for what value has hate if it does not jab at someone? you could argue that something like "youre stupid" or something alone those lines was implied here, but that argument has only one, very thin leg to stand on. how am i supposed to get offended at this? you have not stabbed at my ego, you have not attacked my character. what am i meant to feel? anger? hardly. in fact, amusement if anything

i will give you this much:

to the sensitive or inexperienced, the harsh tone could be a bit hurtful. other than that you have a lot to work on.

final grade.

F+

see me after class.

[edisacornball]

i donated to you on kofi and paypal sent me a message with what i assume is most likely your deadname? not sure if youre aware this is happening. i dont know if this is standard fare for paypal (havent used it before now myself) but i thought a heads-up might be good.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty standard for PayPal! They make it very hard to go by anything other than your legal name because... money security reasons. I wish they didn't then broadcast it to any and everyone who ever interacts with your PayPal, but. Whatever. I figure if people are willing to pay me just to figure out my deadname, then they can have fun making their transphobia my profit, lol. (It's technically not even my deadname anyway because my husband and I share his account, so there's also that.)

But yeah, thanks so much! Both for sending us something and for caring enough to send a heads up as well! That means a lot to me! ❤️

[shitwillnotbegiven]

“but... that person not only made somewhat toxic statements, she made xenophobic comments, denigrating and stigmatizing, not to mention the harassment that the Elriel accounts received, Hell, I myself was harassed by that person, I think that we can not always be politically correct in this this fandom, I love Elain and Feyre and I understand how the comment seemed questionable but the context of the situation is also important.” Yes she did and it’s obvious that A lot of us avoid her as feyre and feysand stans because of her extreme offenses toward others because we’re not all like that. You see her posts barely get any likes. That’s because we don’t agree with how she’s interacted with people and how she’s expressed herself at all, it made us look bad to people who would group us together with that. But we all have an aggressive user in our fanbases, it’s incredibly likely and unfortunate. But just because one person is a jerk that doesn’t just mean that it’s okay or cool for the person offended, shadowsandbloom in this case, to have generalized us in such a degrading way. When the only one’s standing up for elain are mostly elriel’s and feysand’s so why 💩 on the other side all over just one person?

As someone who’s followed her for a long time my feelings were just hurt that’s all. It was like so..because this feyre stan annoyed you you’re now claiming that all feysands are “obsessed” with feyre being better than her sisters? we have anti’s to deal with constantly.. before any acosf shipping drama that elriels have had to deal with, we’ve have to deal with annoying weird tamlin, nesta and lucien stan’s you name it during the entire series for years, we’re veterans with the petty hate. So maybe it’ll be easy to just understand that the last thing we needed..was for an elain stan who I’ve seen say they had our back all the time and then turn around and generalize us that way. I dont mean to sound dramatic or anything I’ve gotten over it and it’s not that deep..but it was just wrong to the rest of us stan’s who thought that user supposedly had our backs. it felt like a low blow when we already deal with enough and have been for a long time. Offend the user offending you is all I’d say, not the whole fanbase because you’re personally offended. That hurt my feelings that I wasn’t sure if I should still like that users stuff

Feyre’s on her own standard because of what she’s done during the course of the series regardless but let it be known that no, we’re not all just sitting here twiddling our thumbs focused on making sure others are putting her first above all, especially when the story’s narrative does some of that on it’s own, SJM knows she’s the rock and that isn’t meant to make anyone seem less than, it’s just how the story goes. No disrespect to that account I mentioned either!! the comment itself just offended some of us but she has an amazing blog and seems like a beautiful person. I just want you to understand what I meant shitwillnotbegiven 🤍 sorry if this is alot to read and if this is your mutual. when I saw nikestatue liked that post it made the disappointment even worse because i’m in love with her blog, but she liked the condescending claim so I don’t know how to feel. Sorry to name drop I love this blog so I just wanted to explain properly.

I will just say that i don't think it was shadowandblooms intention to generalize. A lot of us don't have English as their first language so sometimes things can come off as condescending when in reality it isn't.

Everyone's experience in here is different and this impacts who we see the fandom. Weirdly enough, shadowandblooms is often attacked and at some point it activates a fight or flight response.

I feel like this whole situation got way out of proportion.

[wasflypaw]

I think one of my least favourite things about this fandom is watching Tommy grow in popularity and therefore go from people not minding his character to people complaining when he's so much as mentioned

Complaining when he's in a plotline they enjoy, complaining when he's brought up in other stories, complaining when he exists lmao

"Stop making everything about c!Tommy!" Is Once Again a take I ONLY ever see about c!Tommy and it's like. You do realise ur saying this to a bunch of people who are c!Tommy focused accounts right they're not gonna stop bringing him up because you want them to??

People would be furious if back during Season 2 I stomped my feet and yelled "stop making everything about c!Techno!!!!!!"

Like. I wouldn't even say this about characters I'm not fond of?? If I dont particularly care for a character I also. Wouldnt give a shit if they were in a plotline I liked?

Not everything is about c!Tommy? No shit! He's a character his fans like talking about?? He's spoken about just as much as other characters??? If I start yelling at all the c!Ranboo fans (first character that came to mind sorry) on Twitter to not make everything about c!Ranboo I think they'll just look at me in confusion or block me

Remember when people screeched in pure pain and agony about c!Tommy dipping his toes in the Egg plotline? Claiming he's going to overshadow smaller streamers? And then saying absolutely Nothing about c!Techno and c!Ranboo getting involved?

c!Tommy antis always have the weirdest fucking takes. Takes about c!Tommy that I NEVER see about any other character such as:

1. "You can't say he's just a kid!" Said about Literally JUST Him and never about c!Tubbo, c!Ranboo, c!Purpled

2. Complaining whenever anyone so much as mentions headcanoning someone as family. It only becomes a "big part of their character" when the CC plays into it and it usually Stops when the characters split apart or its decanonised anyway so??? Other characters are allowed family headcanons, I had to live through Dadschlatt for Gods Sake

3. "c!Tommy fans make everything about c!Tommy" I am a c!Tommy focused blog. You make everything about your favourite characters also

4. "Stop judging characters by how nice they are to c!Tommy" bro I just KNOW you'd shit yourself in anger if I said that about ur fav. Literally every other apologist bases their opinion on characters by how they interact with their fav At First. Its bias.

5. The whole "selfish" or "acting like he's the only one with trauma" thing. Every other character gets a free pass to be selfish without it being a label attached to their character. Every other character can trauma dump and be sad but if c!Tommy talks about his own trauma in a conversation centred around him in his own stream he's repeatedly accused of "acting like he's the only one with trauma". Nobody else gets this. Ever.

I ain't gonna tell you to stop making everything about c!Dream as you're typing a rant about c!Dream's involvement in the story as a c!Dream focused blog. Some people just really dont like Tommy and it shows

Hey looks like c!Tommy doesnt only have double standards in the story but in the fandom as well!

[hwangsies]

I feel so fucking alone bruh

I suck at uni, barely have any friends and have literally not left my house in two weeks. Just now i was talking to my mom abt it but all she had to say was pff i never had many friends either. But then again what did i expect, a hug? right

Last night i was supposed to go out with a friend but she cancelled on me last minute because she was feeling sick, like thats no problem at all, i mean yea i was bummed bc i was excited to get out of the house again but like dont force yourself to go out with me if you feel bad yk?

Anyway i texted my bestfriend, who recently moved a little further away which kinda made it so we cant see each other as much anymore, that said friend had cancelled on me and that i feel shitty bc im hanging around at home again.

I texted her at like 7 pm she answered at 2 am saying „why didnt you say something you could’ve come to my cousins birthday party with me“ which i know she didnt mean maliciously but like,,, i did say something tho?

Maybe im being dramatic, i dont know i just feel left behind.

I know i basically abandoned this account and am a sucky moot but i literally didnt know where else to vent.

Now im sitting on my bed after the interaction above with my mother took place like 15 minutes ago, crying. After her comment i just left for my room again, knowing it wont happen but silently hoping that she maybe realised that what i told her wasnt about her but again, i was disappointed.

I could tell her shes being a narcissist, that she always was one but then i would just get the „yea ur right im such an awful mother“ treatment and i dont trust myself to not chuck a plate at her if i have to hear that again.

You know she has never in my 21 years of life apologised to me, let alone comforted me when i cried alone in my room after a fight, which we regularly had.

Shes not a bad mother though, i relate to her alot and we’re similar in alot of ways shich is probably why we fought so much while i was growing up. Shes fun and chill and mostly uncomplicated, cynical and blunt which i always admired and never held me to weirdly high academic standards.

Im more sensitive than her tho, which i get from my dad, which i dont think she can handle very well, sometimes yes, other times it ends like it did just now; me crying in my room and her being clueless.

Or maybe she isnt clueless and just doesn’t feel like dealing with me. But that would make her seem awful and i don’t want to think of her like that.

My father is sweet, often times oblivious though and not as „life smart“ as my mom, (is that mean to say? Idk) he avoids us on purpose when we got into a fight.

He is extremely non confrontational and never takes sides, if he does its my mothers because he doesn’t want to be her next target probably. He cant stand up to her like me and my brother can.

But i guess thats the only pro of being raised by someone like that. The biggest con however is that i find myself displaying that narcissistic victim mentality sometimes too.

I dont know how that friend cancelling on me yesterday snowballed into this weird lovechild between a whiny complaint and an autobiography lol but i guess i had it pent up.

If you’ve read this far.. lmao why? but thanks for listening i guess <3

[gandalfsbignaturals]

i get the desire to say DNI and all, but i find the concept of it to be inherently pretty stupid. like, this is the internet. you dont really get to choose who interacts with you, unless you want to make your account private or block people. they arent going to be an effective deterant, ESPECIALLY to the people you Actually Dont Want to interact with u, like the standard shit ppl say about terfs, racists, etc.

if those kinds of people see that on ur blog, they are going to immediately know that A) you do not share their beliefs (and are therefore an acceptable target) and B) that you will probably expect ppl interacting w u to not be those things (which makes you an EASY target)

the only thing that this rly works for is insular internet community discourse, like anti-/pro-shippers or exclusionists or whatever, and even then youre really just advertising that you are Incredibly Online and care way too much about insular community discourse.

DNIs just seem like a lose/lose situation to me in practically all scenarios. i cannot fathom a situation in which one would have any sort of positive impact

[seelestia]

I sent my last ask about me moving literally a few hours before you answered it :''D

But uhhh since you probs already know who I am just based on me constantly liking your posts and answers to my asks- might as well do a reveal before I go offline for a while :P

So--the blog that keeps liking your posts and asks is my main blog with the name "sarcasticqueerblob" which is a more personal/multi-fandom account that i have not posted a lot on as of recently

The blog that I do use for interacting with genshin posts (reblogging and posting genshin related posts) is called......(are you ready for this?)

....

It's called medeaheartly.

yes that's the same blog that I recommended you on a previous ask.

yes i did recommend you my own fic (pls im so shameless istg)

BUT PLS DONT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY- IT WAS ONE OF THE ONLY FICS I COULD THINK OF WHILE WRITING THAT ASK AND I DIDNT REALLY KNOW ANY OTHER FICS THAT BROKE THE SAGAU STANDARD :''''D

i swear I'm not as self-centered as I seem :'''D

forgive me (つд⊂)

and also- if u do check the sideblog, there's an announcement i just posted about the fic having to be paused cuz I am moving :''D

but if u look at the tags u might see something meant for u hehehe

BUT ANYWAYS- apart from my shamelessness and idiotic self-

yes I do acknowledge that I have the dearest privilege of that reserved spot, and yes I'm going to take advantage of it >:D (just this one time tho)

and as for my final final say as this might be my last ask, I will genuinely miss you my dear author, your answers to my asks and your posts are the things I look forward to and wait for everytime I open up Tumblr and I do actually kinda sad whenever I refresh my dashboard and not see you at the top :''D

(lil side note- I'd love to be moots but because my main isn't genshin centered, i'm not quite sure whether or not you'd like the content there :''D tho it's all just random reblogs and rambles atm) - Ever so forever yours, 👹✨ anon <3 (or you can just call me jae)

as soon as i saw your last ask, i just made it my top priority to respond asap because i wanted you to see my answer before you go offline 😭 aaaaa, i'm super glad i could catch you — somewhat? hehe!

yes, yes, i already know~ the funny thing is that i've actually interacted with your acc, @/sarcasticqueerblob before! like do you remember when i asked if i should write fluff or angst first sometime ago??? when i post rambles (non-asks or posts), i tend to respond/reblog if someone comments on them and you were there! i don't think you became my anon yet at that time, but i definitely remembered you <3

awww, dw, dw! i know some people feel vv strongly about self-promo — but i think everyone deserves to give themselves some spotlight once in a while (as long as they don't cross the line), you know? and you're not wrong, there aren't many c!imposter SAGAU fics out there, so i can understand where you're coming from! >:)

the angst in your request is astronomical per usual 🤌✨ AND THE TAGS. i feel honored that i got a special mention in your tags jfjejkfksek and no worries about your main blog~ to me, being moots isn't always about the content because even if our interests don't perfectly align, i'd still wanna follow you and know more about what you like! see it as a token of friendship of some sort, hehe.

and i'll miss you a lot too, jae! :( hopefully, you can come back in the future because i'll still be here 🫂 but in case you don't, just know that you're always in the back of my mind at all times! you have your own little corner in my brain, after all >:)