#like how did u not notice the guy with fangs and bitemarks is a vampire

[daemon-in-my-head]

Hi, sorry random post time again.

My buddy has started playing BG3 again (he never got far the first time).

He's currently raging to me how he's mad that he got spoilered by an article and how that ruined a character for him.

The character is Astarion. The article mentioned he's a vampire. My buddy didn't know he was a vampire.

He admitted that Astarion looked kinda pale and that the wild boar dialogue was odd. But he genuinely didn't fucking know the pale guy who acts super funny and talks about vampires, who has 2 scars on his neck shaped like a bite mark, and has a tent looking the way it does is a vampire.

I'm just geniuly surprised Astarions facade worked on a real person. And dying laughing. What the hell. How the heck did he manage to see all these red flags and go 'eh must be an optical illusion'.