#like how dare they picture him that bland and without all his backstory?
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What I say: Damn, I wanna watch Mystery, Alaska
What I mean: Damn I need to see John Biebe again and pretend I'm cuddling up against his sweaters and have a little breakdown he doesn't exist.
#mystery alaska#john biebe#russell crowe#i mean the man is legend#and i sometimes also tend to get mad that they didn't include all the lore I invented for john#like how dare they picture him that bland and without all his backstory?#where is my family drama and his shitty parents and drunkard brother?#where is his camping in college park of fairbanks university during his 14 week police training?#where are his fake highschool friends that bullied everyone and everything#where is his being accepted to the team and being all super dupey nervous he scores an own goal?#where is him getting to know Tree better and becoming friends and making him his child's godfather???#where is my backstory?#why is it not in the movie?#why is the movie not abouthim and his life?#WHYYYYY?#jay roach you tell me
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