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wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
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I’ve heard people do this and it seems to be a trope but I don’t think I ever have
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Isn’t that the default setting for them anyway?
vampire yaoi
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I mean like,
Grim wormtongue
Mount doom
mordor - murder
The proudfoot family - proud of their hairy feet
I DONT KNOW HOW TO NAME CHARACTERS
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Maybe just pull a tolkien and name them literally?
I DONT KNOW HOW TO NAME CHARACTERS
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LETS FUCKING GO
I have:
SORTA EATING THREE MEALS
SHOWERED
WASHED MY FACE
BRUSHED MY TEETH
TAKEN COMPRESSION BREAK
UNPACKED
DRANK WATER
BEEN HAPPY
BE PROUD OF ME PLEASE
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The Simpsons AU where Homer is in pain
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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
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Ooh smart. This would probably work if i were on meds
Writing hack:
go off your meds to write horror because the scariest monster is yourself
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