#like hes just a guy leave him alone

[thekingofspin]

born to be arthur morgan,

forced to be kieran duffy.

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

[gunsatthaphan]

something very lgbt is gonna transpire in that scene I know it 👁️

[theloveinc]

OlderDad!Bakugou who gets a haircut and his baby doesn't recognize him and he doesn't want his dad to pick him up 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bakugou has a cry in the bathroom and you have to spend the rest of the night consoling him.

Also Hiiiiiii, miss u, hope youre gooooood

head in my hands bc of this, just thought abt bakugo growing out his hair a little bit right after baby's birth...takes him months to go and get a real haircut cuz he doesn't wanna burden you more than he already has and by the time he's okay with the thought (but only for "AN HOUR MAX," is what he says), he has a mullet thing going on and all this scruff on his chin🥺🥺🥺

so he gets home with his regular ol' haircut, maybe a little shorter just to account for ... not wanting to go again so soon, and baby's HOLLERING bloody murder as soon as they see him and refusing to be taken out of your arms, doing that thing where they're flipping their face back and forth to dodge a kiss...

it's so tragic bc not even a little cheek nuzzling helps to calm them bc bakugo's CLEAN SHAVEN and smells like aftershave instead of like dad when he tries!!!!!!

and after, you watch him kinda sulk into the bathroom, thinking like aw yeah thats a bummer but also pretty funny, too (esp bc the haircut does look good🫣🤓), AND HE DOESN'T COME OUT FOR LIKE an hour???

....until you finally have to ask him if he's okay in there and you're opening the door to him sitting on the toilet seat, arms crossed and red cheeks a little streaky with tears...

LJFKASDJFADSJK it's the cutest, most sad sight you ever did see!! ofc Bakugo tries to deny it, but the way he tears up again (after you're done assuring him he did nothing wrong) when his baby finally realizes it's him and smiles (and then how he refuses to give them up again until bedtime) has his ass. EXPOSED.

(i love and miss u more than air, earth, water, dirt + HOPE YOU'RE GOOD TOO BESTIE ILY)

[nelkcats]

Klarion's new interest

Young Justice was busy recently, this was because Klarion had been extremely active, attacking continuously. When they asked him about it in one of their battles, he said that the Order of Chaos had found "The key to immortality and absolute power over the dead" something that really did not interest him, so he distanced himself from the matter.

Young Justice forgot to inform the Justice League of this event due to how exhausted they felt. They remembered it at the moment that the Order of Chaos appeared again in a warehouse, although this time they seemed to have a hostage.

Danny had only spent 5 minutes with the cultists for the week and he was already getting tired. Cultists had a weird name and were complaining about a "failed spell", something about them wanting to attract someone very powerful and he coming instead, which, rude, but he wasn't going to correct them either.

Danny wondered if it was worth getting out of the chains, but that would probably tell them he was more than "a normal teen" so he didn't, either way Clockwork would probably warn him if he was in danger. He yawned, bored with all the talk and met the gaze of a boy with his hair in the shape of horns watching him carefully, he looked great. The halfa greeted him happily and the boy looked doubly confused.

Danny also noticed the people in colorful costumes on the roof but he didn't care much. The cultists seemed to come to terms and led him to the center of the circle, Danny raised an eyebrow as they performed the spell again. It didn't seem to work, as he vanished for a few seconds and reappeared in the same place.

"You're not very good at magic are you?" Danny asked with amusement, Klarion took a little more interest in him.

When all the heroes descended and most of them stopped paying attention to him, Danny looked at the cool haired guy (the only one staring) and grinned with all his fangs, winking at him (with his toxic green eyes) before disappear from sight.

[triona-tribblescore]

le bae-bae

(Yo-Ho-Ho) A Ninjas Life For Me

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

logan on that plane when the divorcees started arguing had to have been AT LEAST one of his top 20 worst moments in life if not at least one of the most awkward like imagine not liking flying in the first place and then the plane starts being crumpled like tin foil once the metallokinetic gets frustrated and now we're all nosediving towards the middle of the ocean

[elizakai]

LOOK AWAY, GIVE THEM PRIVACY-

[somegrumpynerd]

@wickjump you will never not be an absolute genius

[0vergrowngraveyard]

the end nine’s story really was an “alls well that ends well!” moment

[flowerandblood]

Please, don't objectify or sexualize Ewan Mitchell – we can even kill his characters without any remorse, because they don't exist, but he is a human being, not some sex-toy. He deserves nothing but respect, and speaking about him and his body is part of it. 😞😞😞

[set-wingedwarrior]

Appreciating Jaune Arc is so hard.

People are either hardcore fans who put him in harems all the time, or hardcore haters who see him as nothing more than a waste of screentime.

He deserves neither.

[addsalwayssick]

when a guy keeps harassing me to go on a date but not in a james potter way but in a snape way 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

[of-pale]

It's always about the little things with him

Nero was working on a crafts project in the back of the van when the tool he needed was out of reach. He turned to Vergil, who was sitting nearby, “Hey, can you pass over them scissors?”

Setting his book aside, Vergil picked up the scissors, but instead of handing them over, he just frowned at them as if they had wronged him. Fascinating as it was to see Vergil confused by a simple pair of old scissors, Nero needed them today, so after a minute of waiting, his patience had run out.

“Look, you could’ve just said no, I—“

Much like how he called upon summoned swords, Vergil created a spectral copy of the scissors and passed them over to Nero without a word. When Nero picked them up, he quickly realised the scissors were actually a mirrored version of the originals, better suited for a left-handed person. It was an unexpectedly thoughtful gesture from his father, considering Nero favoured his left hand for most things.

Not sure how to process that, Nero sheepishly mumbled, “Uh, Thanks… but I’m sort of ambidextrous.“

[k9ninedecay]

being a Stanford Pines fan in a world of Stanford hate and mischaracterization is a terrible existence

[disappearinginq]

May we have another slow horses snippet? 👉👈🥰

Of course you can! Though I did have to reread what I'd previously posted to make sure it wasn't a duplicate - this is an excerpt from "River disappeared for over a week because of Lamb's enemies"

“You’re too nice,” Louisa said abruptly.

River blinked owlishly at her, and she could see the gears working slowly at the shift in conversation. “Thanks?”

“It’s not a compliment.”

River made to shrug, but winced instead.

“I mean it, River. You’re too nice. You’re never going to be good at this job because you’re too fucking nice. And that’s not how you play the game.”

River didn’t say anything, and Louisa took it as permission to continue. Which perhaps wasn’t fair, given his current state of being, but who knew what he would remember next time he woke up.

“You can’t go into things expecting the best of people. You can’t be the hero all the time. I mean - Christ, look at you.” She gestured angrily with one hand, waving at the splints on his fingers, the broken ribs, the black eye and split lip. “You look like you went ten rounds with Rhonda Rousey. What the hell did you get involved with this time?”

“Not my fault,” River protested, though it came out more like a whine, which Louisa knew was the drugs talking.

“I find that hard to believe.” Louisa sat back in her chair hard enough the feet slid abrasively against the linoleum floor. She gestured towards Lamb. “Aren’t you going to say anything?”

“Why bother?” Lamb asked, raising an eyebrow as he looked over the rims of his glasses. “You seem to have it handled.”