#like hes fine. annoyed he cant spend a bunch of money on clothes. but fine

[charmixpower]

Ik ur inbox is prob flooded rn but

Specialists fashion style hcs and shopping tendencies..? 👀

Uhhhh UMMM

Men's fashion....ahhhhHHHHHHH

Sky:

Usually dresses like just some guy. Yeah he's some dude, please don't look at him too closely, he's normal. He promises

Jokes aside, he isn't all that fancy with his clothes. He dresses pretty boringly all things considered

He likes to dress in pastel/mid tone cool colors, generally avoiding warm colors, with lighter accents

He really likes jogging suits/track suits tho which tends to make him stand out slightly more bc jogging suits tend to have louder patterns on the than Sky usually wears

When he gets fancy he tends to dress in all white, which he looks weirdly good in. White jeans are a fashion choice he would make

There's also his royal clothes that he doesn't like all that much? Much of his childhood was a four way glaring match between himself, Diaspro, and his parents (while Brandon sighs in the background), so he tends to associate thoese clothes with tense uncomfortable situations....which might be the main reason he's primarily dresses very causally

He doesn't give that much of a shit about fashion, he does like his two tone jeans (not split down the middle like Riven and definitely not as much as Riven, but he likes to have a little fun with his pants) and his sectioned shirt

Ends up buying clothes every time he goes to the mall, there's never a moment when he really needs to go shopping bc he's kinda just constantly doing it—and he also gets gifts from Diaspo and his parents (at first) of new clothes (he does the same for Diaspro, the gifts are really petty and back handed on both of their ends but the only way you could tell is if you knew them really well)

Very slightly more interesting than usual casual wear, a jacket here and there, he's guy shaped

Brandon:

Jester. I thought we were friends. I trusted you. Why the fuck are you making me explain what ever is going on with Brandon's fashion sense this is a fucking nightmare /j

There's his prep era (s1+4??) and his actual fashion sense (s2-3)

Let's start with his prep era bc Brandon is apprently a idol who has eras jfjsne

It's like acidemia and prep fashion mixed together

Brandon would never wear a turtleneck, he's not that far gone, but he's trying his best to give rich boy

Button up shirts tucked into slightly high waisted corduroy pants with brown belts, some very unfortunate sweater vests (like truly tragic), and ascots

Imagine the shapes and clothing styles of acidemia, with the colors of the preppy style

I'm thinking he'd wear suit jackets once he realized how fucking stupid he looked in sweater vests

Brandon dresses like he wants to be punched face for being pretentious, Sky takes great offence at the implication that this is how royalty dresses

Yeah, he's just doing this bc he's overcompensating for his lack of royal training in pretending to be Sky. If he dresses like the most obnoxious rich kid ever then no one can question him right?

In my hc he'd dress a little more toned down than the original (the plaid pants, I'm going to attack him) just bc he doesn't want to push it quite that far but still

After his prep era his formal fashion goes fucking hard tho, he's figured out he looks REALLY good in trench coats and suit jackets/vests and he is not afraid to use this information for evil (flirting)

Brandon will suddenly be wearing a suit vest and pants out of fucking no where and destroy everyone on impact

As for his usual fashion, I'd decribe it as what my mom used to try and dress me in middle school—

Brandon is the hot one, that's just how everyone sees him form the characters to the fans, and fucking yet— Look at his fringe and his outfits??

Anyways I'd decribe Brandon's fashion in one word

Loud

Like jfc this man loves his bright colors and patterns, even his swim wear can't escape bright red and having a pattern on the front. He's just like that

If your wondering what loud means in this context, visually agressive, it's eye catching, visual noise, their clothes that demand attention. It also tends to mean obnoxious

If the outfit doesn't hurt my eyes, would Brandon wear it? Probably not—

Colorful men's summer wear (because Brandon is the opposite of a chill baby) that tend to be matching (there is not jacket so it's not a jogging suit but the top and bottoms usually go together, he likes two piece outfits what can I say)

And of course, crop tops. He's not crop tops all day every day (like Riven) but local man REALLY likes showing off his body ok? He's nature's gift to eyes and who is he to deny the everyday person walking down the street a chance to see him? He's not a monster

Brandon tends to be more out there compared to Riven when it comes to crop tops because Brandon has never even made eye contact with shame before in his entire life

Btw he finds out about crop top vests and goes fucking insane for a full week because he can combine his fashion styles into one monstrosity, Sky is going to physically fight him

Usually just ends up shopping the same time that Sky does bc he's there

Timmy:

Can I just call him a fashion disaster and move on?

Please look at his s1 outfit and realize that his over shirt's sleeves are nomrally drawn like it's tucked in somewhere and oh my god it looks so bad I want to commit a violence

Please look at his mess of a camping outfit. A crop top that meets exactly with baggy high waisted sweat shorts. Help him

No but I don't think Timmy even has a fashion sense out side of "I like the color green and orange" and "showing any amount of skin is terrifying"

He's just a stereo typically nerd

Musa (and Riven) got their hands on him once and turned him into an e-boy and Timmy nearly died

Timmy tends to cover up his skin and layer outfits. Not because he's easily cold but as a form of subconscious armor

He is the only one who benefited from s4 putting everyone into their prep era, getting a very dope looking glow up that I would of loved to see at the end of his character arc of being less of a coward that he didn't have

Really, why does Timmy get to escape with his shirt not tucked in. The designer of the boy's s4 outfits was a Timmy stan, smh

Of course that's immediately followed by the tragedy that is his s4 date outfit and I just *points and laughs*

Timmy is the only one who has consistent good in character outfits in every season (not including s8, bc I refuse to look at s8) good for him

Let the man vibe in his baggy white shirts and the more colorful shirt he layered on top of it. Also, shorts. Timmy really likes his shorts

And let's be real

He shops online

Riven:

Pop punk. I refuse to back down on this. Riven's weird little wrist cuffs are too alternative for most other styles. Um pop punk is (the style of my favorite band) like if a rainbow threw up on nomral punk. You get all the usual things like many belts and wrist cuffs, but you also get a fuck ton of colors.

As for shopping headcanons.... Riven's shopping is a mix of thrifting, upcycling the things he's thrifted, hunting down good deals, and saving up money for something he really wants bc Riven is one of the guys that really care about fashion. He doesn't tend to throw away clothes when he grows out of them but upcycle them, often making them more good looking (to him) in the process by mixing and matching colors

Riven really likes his colors ok?

His fashion in s1 is at his most boring half because he doesn't really wanna waste his money on clothes when he has other things to worry about (like never returning to his dad's house), half because he's low key embarrassed about how much he cares about fashion

After s1 however Saladin puts him on missions, which is amazing for him, which means he feels wayyyy less bad about spending money on clothes he likes

Still spends a lot of time just sewing his one pairs of jeans bc all the normal ones are too boring for him

I know I've been talking about his pants a lot but I need to inform you that Riven is fucking allergic to covering up his chest. He will either cut the shirt into a crop top of find a WAY to make sure his abs/pecs are showing. He's obnoxious like that

He's pretty responsible with his money but clothes are his weakness. Yes he needs that pair of bright pink jeans and he needs them right the fuck now. Like his room is pretty sparse but his closet is full...mostly with very colorful jeans

Helia:

Transmasculine that didn't change his style after transitioning

Doesn't care that much about fashion but is dedicated to his aesthetic

His flower child and Flora's flower child are very different. Flora is more high femme fitted clothing floral print, while Helia is more like flowy/puff shirts, earth tones, no prints, ya know???

Flora is more cottage core and Helia is more boho(??). Yes there is a difference, no I cannot explain it

Helia also seems like a bit of a chill baby (aka he gets cold easily) to me, so he usually wears long sleeve and no crop tops here

You'd think this would mean he'd wear more sweaters and jackets but honestly no, he doesn't like stuffing his giant sleeves onto those. He normally just wears a warmer shirt. If he can't do that, then he'll wear a flowy ass jacket

Helia also seems like the type of person to walk around in the house with a blanket over his shoulders, chill baby, I'm saying it

Many many many peasant blouses

Tends to dress more feminine? He doesn't give a fuck. Helia has gender

Helia is also fucking allergic to formal wear, he will wear a fitted shirt on his fucking death bed, fuck you. He thinks their uncomfortable and he feels like they make him look stupid and he hates them some how more than Riven (who also hates suits) which is an achievement. They might also make him feel dysphoric bc they look obviously wrong to him (and only to him)?? Idk it's the vibes

As for shopping, Helia only shops when he knows he needs new clothes and he really doesn't give that much of a fuck about fashion. He usually buys things in one trip until he grows out of them/they get destroyed then he goes out again. It is a horrible process to him

Plus, bonus Nabu:

Nabu tends to dress very traditionally until he's going out when he dresses as fashion forward as the best of them

He usually just gets clothes from his parents (traditional) and shops online (trendy)

He tries to avoid loud colors and patterns in his more modern outfits bc he usually wears those and he also looks good in dark colors thank you

He's either very traditional or chill and casual......

Wait a fucking minute Nabu (Traditional outfits nomrally, with some modern clothes) dresses the opposite of Musa (nomrally modern clothes, with some traditional outfits). What the fuck

[obeymematches]

(1 part) hello, may i request a matchup? ^^ i’m a 5’1 ft tall female w/ red hair that goes down to my waist. i have really pale skin that easily burns and gets hurt, and my eyes change colors from hazel to blue to green. i have a more darker wardrobe, only wearing black clothing. i dont trust people easily, and i dont talk easily. usually anything i say is offensive to at least someone. i have more of a darker themed humor. i’m also used to seeing gore, as ive watched american horror story.

(part 2) im from somewhere of cold temperatures but i enjoy being in hot temperatures. i’m a cat and reptile person, as well. i dont like getting gifts, seeing as i dont like people waisting their money on me. ‘^^ i easily get jealous and can be over possessive when it comes to my S/O. even though that’s a bad trait to have, i cant help it. i’m not a person to cheat, and when i do get into a relationship, im committed from the start. i mostly pay more attention to personality instead of looks. (Part 3, sorry its gone over your limit. ‘^^) i dont like being ignored and i dont like toxicity. i’m more of a protective lover, ready to fight anyone i need to if they make my s/o upset. i mainly go for shy people, but not innocent ones. i dont like a oblivious personality either, it gets annoying for me. haha, sorry for the spam in your inbox. im more into the undateable characters then the brothers, to be honest. ^^

Hi!!!

Thank you for sending in a request!!

I hope you like the result! oh you didn’t go over the limit, in fact you did how i like it! (i like long requests thats why i said 2 asks are the minimum i’d like to see/person) 

I decided to match you with Barbatos!

Okay so the fact that you prefer the undateables narrows down the circle quite a bit, but I can see the relationship work with him. 

Out of the bunch he is the one who wears dark clothes the most, so the two of you would match a lot when it comes to dressing up. (think about matching couple shirts or when a couple wears exactly the same outfit) 

Barbatos doesn’t really talk often either, unless he is asked to do so. Thats probably how he started talking with you! However he would adore our jokes from his distance even before you started talking. 

We do not know much about him, but we just happen to know that he likes to torture people/creatures in his house, so it’s good that some gore isn’t going to scare you away. 

So the fact that you like different temperatures means a perfect partner for you should be able to (travel with you) control the weather OR control all the time lines that ever existed so he is basically always spending time with you in a warm place. (i mean if he is the only one who can do that pls tell me who the f is going to keep track of his day offs.)

It is nice that you are aware of your bad habits and that you made an effort to change before (even if the result wasn’t really what you wanted) and I think he is a man who is mature enough to value that in you. Also, I don’t really see him as a popular character so you really don’t have nothing to worry about here. 

I feel like Barbatos would be a committed lover, I mean he is known to be loyal, as far as I know (though i’m only at chapter 23 so no spoiler pls)

 Hmmm I don’t think Barbatos is the guy who gets upset a lot or someone who needs to be protected, but I’m sure he appreciated all the effort you put into the relationship. Also expect to get spoiled whenever he has free time! 

Oh he is definitely shy but not innocent! so it’s a bonus that he is exactly your type

I think Barbatos is very aware of what is happening around him, so it’s good that theres no turn-off about him! 

You didn’t really mention any hobbies or interests besides AHS but ig that means you like to watch some shows. I think Barbatos would be more than fine with that, I mean being the butler of the prince must be very tiring, so some chilling at the end of the day is always welcome! 

I feel like over time he would open up a lot to you, but emphasis on over time. I just think he is super careful about who he chooses as a partner. 

[blackrosesfanfic]

Chapter 186

Sevyn

"Your son walking around here like he campaigning for the United Nations fundraiser." I laugh.

"JJ, where are your clothes?" MiMi snaps lying Minnie down.

He shrugs. "I'm hot."

MiMi shakes her head. "Baby, you can't walk around with your shit out like that."

"But I'm hot." he declares like she being unfair.

"Why is he naked?" Chris asks walking in the room.

I look at him. "Chris why are you naked?"

He walks into the bathroom. "Lane threw up on me."

"Eww." I retort. "Everybody fucking sick."

"Auntie, you be quiet." JJ says standing in the middle of the floor.

I pick Minnie up. "JJ grow."

"I don't want to do nothing. I'm hot."

"Here." MiMi says kneeling down with underwear.

JJ gives her a stale look. "They hot."

MiMi rolls her eyes. "I'm not fighting with you. Devin!"

"Okay, Mommy." JJ says pouting.

"JJ?" Devin says when he walks in. "Come on."

JJ snatches the underwear from MiMi. She smacks the shit out of his bare cheek. He jumps then starts crying loud. Devin walks over pushing him towards the door. I guess he is going to take a nap. Devin kisses Minnie's head then walks out behind JJ.

"Boy, shut up and get from under the table." Drvin snaps.

"Oh my gosh." I shake my head. "This is insane."

MiMi stretches. "Just until he goes to sleep. Wanna see the wedding location Devin picked out?"

"Yeah. Is Devin planning everything?"

"He has a wedding planner." I shrug. "I'm just going with it. I don't want to get too caught up in the money. I like to argue and he likes to spend money on details so. I can stay away."

I smile at her. She stands up then takes Minnie from me. I guess she had somewhere else to go. I take out the computer and start organizing my events.

"Amber!" Chris yells.

"What?"

I could hear the water running more like he had opened the shower door. "Amber!"

"What, Maurice!"

"Aye, Bae, come here."

I slowly get off the bed hoping that he changes his mind by the time I get into the bathroom. He always wants dumb shit when he in the bathroom, like me to turn up his music or bring his favorite towel. I cross my arms standing at the door.

"Brown, how can I help you?"

"Love you."

I drop my arms. "What do you want?"

He closes the shower. "Nothing."

"Chris?"

"Amber?"

I sit down on the sink. "I don't know what's important anymore."

Chris comes close to the shower door. "I'm important."

"I want to take time off of my endless fight to get on top. I want to be known but the truth is it ain't happening."

"Don't say that." Chris says opening the shower door.

"You have it already."

He frowns. "You know how I fucking hate hearing that."

I roll my eyes. "Don't make this a fucking argument."

"Bae, I'm listening. You the one throwing punches."

"I'm tired. Busting my ass and shit for nobody."

He twists up his face. "You sound like you quitting music. You high?"

I laugh. "I'm not high. Im just about to chill. Write for a year or two then throw myself back out there."

"Yo." He says going back into the shower. "I don't know if I will ever stop."

"I don't want to say it's just to have a baby. I miss my family. We were always so close. I want to see more of them."

He sticks his head out with the biggest smile on his face. "I won't ask you to do that just for a baby but I support you doing it for a baby. Again I'm not asking this."

"Christopher, I know you not asking."

"Yo, Chris." Rollie says coming to the door. "Where Chris?"

"In the shower." I say pointing. "Y'all need a minute?"

Rollie raises his eyebrows. "Me and you can take a minute."

Chris sticks his head out the shower mad. "Nigga, try me."

"Bitch say what?" Rollie snaps.

Chris closes the shower mad. "Get the fuck out of here."

"Damn, everybody sensitive as shit today. I got that number."

"You do?" Chris says grabbing a towel this time. "Word. What he say?"

"I'm not calling him asking about another nigga. You call him."

Chris walks over to me. "I been there and I'll always be there."

I turn him around. "Go talk to Rollie."

"I'm trying to finish our conversation."

"I'm done with it."

Chris was still trying to turn around and talk to me. I yank the towel making it drop. He grabs it keeping it wrapped around himself. Rollie had already walked out of the bathroom when I did it. I slip away from Chris.

"Aye, Big Guy?"

"You mean, Big dick?"

I laugh then cover my mouth. Not the right joke to laugh at. I hit him on the back.

"What do you think about having a baby with someone more famous than me?"

"At first I thought you were asking me to get you pregnant. I'm down." he chuckles. "As in Trey and Cammie? You and Chris not them."

I shrug. "I mean as in me and Chris not them."

He shakes his head. "I'm the wrong nigga to ask. Me personally, I have a problem with being faithful. First of all I don't believe anyone should ever plan a child. Cause if shit goes wrong it's whatever. You make plans and set up a dream and shit. You realize yet how pessimistic I am?"

"You not planning shit with Leah?"

"I'm planning to be faithful as long as possible which I don't want to do."

I put up my hands. "Stop. I asked you a simple question."

"And I'm telling you I'm too pessimistic to fucking answer it."

"Wow, poor girl."

"She used to my shit. That's why she set boundaries."

"You depress me. You cheat on her already?"

He makes a face. "Nine months of no Leah pussy, 9 months of only stranger pussy, or 9 months thinking about giving my unborn child a STD."

"Those are your boundaries!" I yell.

"Give me the number." Chris says blankly.

Rollie shrugs handing Chris his phone. "Only way to make me loyal is to take my pussy. Can't go without pussy you dreamed about for months."

"Awh. You dreamed about her pussy?"

"Awh?" Chris snaps. "What the hell you talking about?"

Rollie snatches his phone. "Leah's pussy. Nigga when you in jail..."

"Say no more." Chris says.

"Probably dreamed of the head more." Rollie nods his head. "Shit yeah."

Chris laughs. "This man."

They both leave out of the room.

  Cammie

"Mommy, say thank you." Lane narrows his eyes at me.

"Get out my face." I say pushing him.

He starts crying. "I gone tell."

Lane is being annoying acting like I'm supposed to respect his ass all the time. He needs to leave me alone. Telling me I need to tell him thank you like I am the one that supposed to have manners. Bitch you don't tell me. All of this is the doing of Trey and his family. The thought is not cloudy before Trey comes prancing his fine ass in the room.

"Jayla, you cant go around making Lane cry."

"Tremaine, I swear."

He comes to the bed with Caden. "Jay, he is very upset. You can't push him away while he dealing with not being the only child."

"He don't tell me when I'm being disrespectful. I will not have my child telling me what to do."

"I'll tell him to come talk to you."

"Tell his ass to come say sorry for trying to tell me how to act."

Trey kisses my lips. "Can we sneak away?"

I allow him to lay me back some. "You go tell your son what I said."

"Caden, don't watch this." Trey says standing up covering Caden's face.

Trey obeys my order. He talks to Caden on his way out. I am afraid of what my child will come out to be. Lane is me. Caden will be raised from day 1 like April and Trey are influencing Lane to be. He won't have a year of my discipline. I hate to say it but I don't be on Lane like I used to. He is allowed to say more shit to me.

"No, ma'am Mommy."

"What?"

He pouts. "I not tell mommy what to do."

"Don't lie." I say trying not to laugh. "Come here."

"I get my butt hit?" Lane says holding his butt.

"Come here."

He looks back. I just noticed Trey standing right there. What the hell he there for? Lane watches Trey then starts walking to me. He gets on the bed pouting.

"I get butt hit?"

"No." I snap. "You got something to say?"

"Sorry." he says looking at Trey.

Trey smiles. "Tell her what you sorry for."

Lane hugs me. "Sorry for telling mommy what to do."

"Thank you. I accept your apology."

"I go back to my room?" Lane asks.

I kiss his face a bunch of times. "Yes."

"Take all the sugar." Lane says.

"All of it?"

He holds his cheek towards me. "Boys not got sugar."

I kiss him. "What?"

"I a boy."

"Okay." I say then kiss him some more.

He wiggles off of the bed. "Thank you, Mommy."

Now his ass being too respectful. Asking for permission to go to his room. Trey gives him a high five as he walks out of the room. He fake as shit. Both of them. Trey points his finger at me. I ignore him by turning away.

"Cammie Baby."

"MiBitch." I say to MiMi.

She gets on the bed. "I'm trying to figure out whether I should ignore this shit or take it to my husband."

I sit up. "Oh, drama. What is it?"

"Condoms."

"Bitch." I say snatching the box. "Where were these at? Now if your husband were mine the last place I would want to find them is an overnight bag. But your man don't travel."

She raises her eyebrows. "Jacket."

I make a face. "Like an old jacket or one he wore yesterday?"

"Today, Bae."

"Take it to the husband. Where he at? On a fucking joy ride?"

She takes out her phone. "He dropped JJand the jacket off then left back out."

"Call him." I say taking her phone and doing it myself. "We don't fucking do this."

"Yo, why you keep calling? Something wrong."

I hand it to her. "I was about to start cursing like that was my husband. Tell him to switch it to video chat."

"Don't switch shit." Dee says. "I'm driving."

"Why are there condoms in your jacket?"

I cut my eyes at MiMi. "That was nice."

She rolls her eyes. "Shut up."

"Condoms?" Dee retorts. "What the fuck you going through my jacket for?"

"Bitch that ain't the fucking question. Why are they in your gotdamn jacket?" MiMi spats losing her cute acting.

He sucks his teeth. "Get off my fucking phone."

"Bitch, say what?" MiMi snaps standing up.

"We should take them and suffocate his ass in his sleep."

"Now he won’t answer the fucking phone."

I get sad suddenly. I hate shit like this. I wouldn't know what to do if some shit had happened to me like this. I open the box of condoms then scream. It was a fucking joke. I throw the box. I had a shit of glitter or whatever the fuck it was on me.

"What?" MiMi says grabbing the box. "That bitch."

"Shit I would have rather him cheat. Dumbass."

MiMi kicks the box then starts laughing. "Fucking bitch. Had me all out of my feelings. I was about to fucking... I don't even know."

"Bae, I saw you trying to stay calm though."

"That's not a funny joke. I'm up here thinking damn this nigga planning our wedding and fucking other bitches. Oh if it would have been that Jennifer bitch."

I giggle. "Tremaine!"

I call Trey's phone.

"Bitch." he says.

"Tremaine." I say laughing.

He hangs up the phone then yells through the house, "Jayla!"

"Tremaine."

"Bitch." he says walking into the room. "What is all that?"

I dust the glitter onto the floor. "Some shit MiMi started. Tremaine?"

"Baby." he says getting in MiMi face.

"Trey, I swear." MiMi says. "Move before I kiss you."

He raises his eyebrows. "You can't say no shit like that to a former playboy such as myself."

MiMi pushes him. "Juicy butt, get your husband out my face."

"Just grab his phone. That's all I wanted."

"It's in my pocket, MyAsia." Trey says standing up straight.

I start laughing. "Tremaine, you about to get slapped."

He takes his phone out of his pocket and tosses it on the bed. "Sorry, Asia Love."

"Get out MiMi face." Amber says pulling Trey back.

"You want to kiss me?" Trey asks Amber.

She grabs his face then kisses his cheek. "God bless you."

He spins around. "What the fuck? Putting your voodoo on me."

Trey is being extra right now. I take Trey's phone and Facetime Devin. I bet the dumb motherfucker gonna answer right away.

"Trey. Hold on." Dee says after answering the video.

"Oh dumbass really? That's how we playing?" MiMi says coming over to me.

I had the phone muted and the video off. "He can't hear you."

"Yo, nigga!" Devin laughs in the background. "Aye, Trey?"

"Yea." Amber says as if she Trey.

Dee looks at the screen suspicious. "What's wrong with your phone?"

"That ain’t me!" Trey yells from the bathroom.

"Shit." Dee says hanging up.

MiMi rolls her eyes. "You fuckers play too much."

Trey jumps on the bed. "3 bad bitches, one me."

"Now you got glitter all over you." I say getting off the bed. "Let me get the damn vacuum."

[creion]

gen z/millennial fma headcanons courtesy of me.

greed:

greed is friends with everyone in this au. everyone. he knows everyone.

no one knows greeds real name. he’s just greed. in this au thomas halbert doesnt have the url greed. greed does. hes not even that greedy and he most definitely blocks everyone who calls him out on it.

he’s mysterious in general. his youtube channel goes between him doing backflips off of things he shouldnt be doing back flips off of to a podcast about [some obscure political thing]? who is he?

greeds probably low key homeless like idk in an au where hes human i can imagine him showing up at one of his friends houses every night with like his one backpack of belongings like “hey im sleeping on ur couch and using ur shower” and no one really questions him because hes charming enough to get away with it yknow

except edward questions him. “ling isnt even here. wyd.” “please. if i dont shower i might die.” “fucking fine I GUESS”

greeds favorite place to go is ed and lings apartment because theyre nice and ling always feeds him and also eds funny and greed appreciates humor

this is just a general greed headcanon but god is he poly :3c i can and will fight about this.

ling:

GAY! TANA! MONGEAU! hes wild and a lot of people hate him even though hes really a giant sweetie. he’s best friends with greed and sometimes ling goes on greeds podcast so they can talk about their exercise regimen

hes dating edward of course. theres not more to this other than theyre dating and they love each other and Would kill for each other. also a lot of people probably dont think they have a deep relationship but im telling you. theyre star crossed lovers. its total romcom bullshit.

ling probably gets paid to go to parties. like thats his job and he makes good money doing it even though he has a masters in psychology. he just. goes to parties. pays off his student loans.

he does a lot of prank videos on youtube. think tgfbro but american and less edgy.

ling probably also models on occasion. like hes pretty enough that he just does it.

he shaves his head at some point or like maybe gets an undercut and no one can look at him for a month because its just weird. lings hair is like his identity.

he gets up to a lot of hijinks with greed. theyre probably a little gay together. edward doesnt care because its 2018 time 2 start normalizing polyamory ok.

ling spends actual money on new clothes for greed but the man always wears the same two outfits and although ling rarely gets angry this gets him a little riled

edward:

his youtube channel is just a mess kind of like greeds except with him its unintentional he just... does what he wants. theres videos of him showing off his physical prowess. like hes small but he WILL kick your fuckin ass. hes probably a black belt and is the physical embodiment of the navy seals rant.

sometimes he does vsauce style videos on youtube and everyone hates when he does it because hes memelord 69 but at the same time hes wicked smart

hes a physicist in this world and im serious it throws anyone who meets him for a loop.

ed gets asked a lot how roy is his dad if hes only 12 years older than him. eds answers are either “he found me and my brother as infants and has mothered us since” or “idk man”

ed accidentally starts a meme. he posts a bunch of pictures of ling either sleeping or passed out and idk the specifics of the meme but he starts a meme and it pains him. he consumes he does not create.

ed likes greed but he doesnt express it. “i dont like you” “[eyeroll] and???? im still eating ur leftovers”

ed actually does kick russel tringham in the head for a skit for one of lings vlogs. ed and russel are best friends even if russel genuinely did try to steal eds identity at some point and may or may not have put ed in debt for a few months

roy: 

hes one of ed’s professors much to eds dismay since roy is, technically, his adoptive father.

he probably argues with ed a lot in the middle of lectures (”hey dumbass thats not how it works” “im literally teaching you what you’re majoring in.” “yeah and im telling you that you’re wrong.”)

he’s like 35 in this au and technically a millennial. ed’s 21.

roy has an instagram and its literally just pictures of hughes and elicia and nina and ed and al

roy and hughes are most definitely a foster family and am i pulling this from my own fic yes i am can you stop me no you cant

hughes:

HES FINE. HES ALIVE.

all of the gen z kids in this au think hes awful bc of all the dad jokes and slightly outdated humor. hes not awful. hes perfect. hes doing his best.

he loves all four of his children.

he and gracia are best friends even if their marriage didnt work out for unknown reasons. they along with roy are GOOD PARENTS to elicia. you can pry this from my cold dead hands. canon can suck my chode.

lust:

shes not like greed she doesnt try to be mysterious. shes probably a beauty guru (SolarisCosmetics) and does a lot of tutorials like “Low Commitment Goth Makeup Tutorial”

shes unintentionally mysterious because for her first like 50 videos or so theres no commentary its just subtitles

her first video with commentary is like “i... apologize. i was not intending to be so... mysterious.” and shes actually very sweet and nice and you can fight me on this ok

greed is her adoptive brother and greed makes her bleep out his name and blur her mouth whenever she calls him by his name bc he likes to lurk in the background of her videos because hes an asshole

winry:

shes a mechanic in this au and i mean shes a mechanic in canon but she prob specializes in like. idk. cars. this is a headcanon list im not looking up specifics of mechanics point is she can rebuild an engine in an afternoon and everyone in this au is in love with her

BIG LESBIAN

she probably tries getting ed to go on double dates (him and ling with her and lan fan) but every single time he shoots her down and its to the point shes almost convinced that hes not even dating ling in the first place

greed is probably her biggest client. no one knows how he does it but his car is constantly breaking and winry is the only mechanic in his general vicinity who knows how to do her job worth a shit and also her repair shop has cool music and he probably finds excuses just to chill for the music

“[greed] please. if your fat ass is going to be taking up counter space AT LEAST help clean up” “excuse you my ass is FIRM AND PERKY.”

its probably a joke among ed’s following that winry DOES NOT put up with his shit and when winry gets asked out it shes just like “hes an asshole why the fuck do you think im gonna let him walk around all half cocked like that”

riza:

i like to think shes in the military in this au too. not like military military but maybe air force idk. imagine pilot riza. wow.

shes not on active duty or w/e but you KNOW shes in a foreign country going to college paid for by the government.

everyone in this au is at least bi and riza is no exception. she is dating olivier armstrong. they are in love u can pry this from my cold dead hands you fucking gremlins

edward is probably platonically in love with her. like when he gets to see her (which isnt often) he has to occasionally stop, put a hand on her shoulder, do the ‘boi’ hand (idk how else to describe it) and say, “i love you dont ever change” “thank you, edward.” “[hug]”

envy: 

a troll. like you know those troll blogs that are pretending to be otherkin or some really obscure gender w neopronouns (u do u but we all kno theres trolls). envy has one of those blogs.

envy is actually nonbinary irl but theyre very critical of “special snowflakes” (again u do u these headcanons dont necessarily reflect my opinions and as long as u aint hurting no one i support u) and they probably cyberbully ppl

envy is garbage in this fic

“god i hate you” “actually eat my ass, greed”

see greed is the opposite of ed w riza. he looks at envy and occasionally has to say “i fucking hate you”

theyre secrety buds but like... they annoy the shit out of each other. u kno they do.

ENVY STARTS A LOT OF DISCOURSE. THEY PROBABLY START A LOT OF HOMESTUCK DISCOURSE. GOD. here i am in 2018 writing about envy starting fucking homestuck discourse. its probably like davekat discourse too tbh

i know im forgetting alphonse, may/mei (i spell it mei), and lan fan but its like 4:19 am 

please send me asks if u have any feedback. or reply to this post. its up to u. i trust u to make the right decision. (there is no reight decision and honestly i need to go to bed)

[bluebirdzykaysies]

5.14 - day before momma leaves

Goddamnit I hate to admit it but I’m already thinking and crying like a baby in my head once my mom leaves me to go back home to sf. the feeling is mutual like melissa said cause she’ll probably be just as a wreck and all this time I’ve been spending with her, I’m cherishing even more. I’ve never felt like this and Victoria said the same thing; expecting that while I transition. But everyone needs to experience this. I DO, especially. I need the time away for a bit to miss them and I already miss those interactions with my brothers too of just lounging in the living room watching NBA games all night, or youtube videos like its judyslife or ustheduo.

Our lives have changed already and itll be so hard as I am bawling my eyes out, sitting in my newly mounted dining table my mom and I put together, facing outwards my window with the Chicago sun, beaming through at a whopping 54 degrees.

This is my life now, I will be on my own and making decisions on my own. Ive told a few folks that I’m sad yet annoyed my moms time here was a bit much. But I know it was perfect for what it is. We’ve been tired each and everytime, her actions speak volumes and our conversations arent as deep as I want, but I know this quality time was one that will impact my life forever. Even though I hate to admit it or will say this to her face. i love my mom. so much, she means so much to me and my brothers. The amount of things she does unselfishly aka drive my freaking car with just her and hector for 5 days cross country. do what she did to make me help settle, there is no one like her. and I will forever appreciate her and love her.

She is opinionated and still felt like I couldnt decide for myself but this will be also a time where I speak up and use my voice. Saying NO.

ugh the tears keep falling down but some highlights from this past week were:

- Silly vlog videos that I actually may put together when I get the time

- 5/6; arrived - went to container store to buy my elfa shelving for my closet. Super nice lady that worked there Hector spoke to. Went to world market to check out their furniture and standing mirrors. TJ Maxx/HomeGoods and picked up some bathroom essentials, shower curtain, mats and beddings, Facetimed Yan/Ronz/Brent+Rick at night (10pm CST) 

Mom stayed with Hector at Courtyard Marriot til Saturday 5/8. So I wanted to stay at the apartment for the first time alone and enjoy the moment and soak it all in. Parking at my garage alone, randomly waking up to the SUNRISE at 545am and just being in awe of my new city... I could just cry

Didn’t get my wifi set up yet so the struggle was real a bit. The air mattress we got from costco has been tough to sleep on but eventually Ill get my mattress. Just have been torn with my furniture not being here since everything was rushed and happened so quickly. Learnings from the move thus far:

-Write a damn list, I DID NOT. Aka thats why a bunch of junk and unnecessary things were with my mom and hector in the car. All couldve been bought here. I ocouldve taken more clothes and shoes

-Alot of my clothes aka my favorite jean jacket and pink/mauve henley was left at home. My running shoes - I decided not to prioritize idk fucking why *rolls eyes* and alot of my other valuables. Brendan is nice enough to ship it. Its not worth to buy a RT flight and go there and take it all back with me... no. :( I would though tbh if I was in LA. lol make couple trips but I’m far enough that its like.... whewww is it worth but one day I will come back and visit. For now, its slated for Oct

5/7 Friday; I had it off started the day late at 12pm and booked my mom, hector and myself tickets to the skydeck. my mom was HILARIOUS, she was scared at first and thought it would be a huge platform to see under but once she saw its just a small piece of glass over 105 floors, it wasnt THAT bad. Her and hector are hilarious together and annoying a little LOL. but I guess they’re cute

Went to Wrigley Field while there was a game and that was an experience. Fans at the top of their houses, Security all over the block, streets closed, fans everywhere. Its such a historical building in the middle of a freaking neighborhood so it made itself unique vs att/oracle park being so secluded down in mission bay.

RPM Steak for dinner in River North. Valet’d the car and Hector treated us to a Missouri Steak? it was bomb though but I wanted Medium and he wanted medium rare... cream of spinach, mac and cheese, asparagus and for dessert topped with a Baked Alaskan. Whatever that is. (It was good) and my first time trying it.. me and mom. Our waitor was a nice lady in her 30s, gave me tori kelly vibes. Then another worker stopped by our table who looked filipino for sure (Rox’s ex Dennis look a like) but I already for got his name. He told us how he lived in West Town too and would eat at this bomb restaurant called “Uncle Mikes” maybe the ‘superstar’ of chicago :) hectors jokes were a bit much saying climbing up the coconut tree and asking if he can make halo halo in the back for dessert. No sir....

5/8 Saturday; Plan was to visit Macys downtown to check out furniture at around 930am. But they werent open til 11am. We checked out the Bean at Millenium Park and my mom got to see all the tulips and flowers. We waited in line for a while at Stans Donuts since Wildberry was just too WILD and packed, so we walked a block down and had ourselves some coffee and donuts for the day. After we headed to Macys and were greeted by a tall man name Hilary. he’s THEEE BEST. he knew we didnt have to buy anything from him at macys but he’s such a sales guy and has been in this business for so long that he kept tlaking about Quality of furniture and making yourself feel comfy and at home. Being in a small apt, or living out alone for the first time, separating each section once winter hits so you’re not bored out of your mind in the small place. He was so friendly and nice, I took his business card. Went to Ashley’s on the way to the airport and got gas. Feel in love with the small dinette table they had but the one I’m sitting on now I feel like is just perfect. Soletren couch will forever be out of stock and I will never let this go :( honestly dont know how itll fit in my door but i guess i will settle for something reasonable and decent in size

IVE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH MONEY. . . . . . . I cant even. I got paid today so todays check will be sponsoring all of my credit card funds. Gna just pay it off in full so I dont have to deal with it. But going forward a budget will be set. and luckily some of the things I bought work can reimburse so I’ll do expenses sunday perhaps.

Saturday evening after dropping off hector, we did errands in the suburbs and went to a walmart. a bit ghetto lookin but its fine. Decided to go to costco after but had an incidentn with this white man who bumped my car and didnt apologize. I was going to say something but we’re so far out in the suburbs Idk what the hell he wouldve done to me. And if they’re racist out there. took the long way home and it was prob not through the safest neighbor hoods but my mom didnt have to know since traffic on the freeway was just ALOT. omg and the roads are just so bumpy, my poor car. Becca said she has a guy at a shop her family always goes to so hopefuully I wont need him but just nice to know the option is there.

Went to the costco up by roscoe village and bought food and more essentials like medicine i have a whole pharmacy.  again throughout all this, my mom is the MVP. I wouldve been like, Ill go get it when I need it vs mom stocking up beforehand. We ended up setting my living room with a japanese style seating using my elfa shelving as the table and a towel over it. Leftovers from RPM for dinner and ribs/salad from costco. (I keep eating, and we’re not walking alot so....... I’m def gaining wait and will need to lose this asap)

I’ll be back more to cover this past week; mothers day, ikea, seafood city, hanging with becca, azul mariscos, drunk at ross and dollar tree, pants falling (mom) unbuttoned pants cuz we’re so ‘stuffffffed’ hanging with the boys via facetime cause I do miss them :( I need to havea schedule with them.

kk toodles. time to go back to work. no more crying (maybe) then an architecture tour with my mom <3 and dinner at a steakhouse at MJ’s on Michigan Ave BYeeeee

[greeneyedgirls4]

A friend like you

Request for the wonderful @fanboyswhereare-you - Seb and the reader are friends and he takes her to meet her celeb crush (Jensen Ackles). I really hope you like it!

Sebastian Stan, Jensen Ackles and the reader/you. Happy ending (you all know me so well). Feedback is always welcome and if you have a one shot request, storyline/character/real person or numbers request then please read here. Thanks for the request and enjoy!  My Masterlist is here. :)

You call round to his apartment hoping in the back of your head that he has forgotten your birthday. You already know your parents, family and friends will have a huge birthday party for you but you just hope Seb hasn’t went to too much bother since he has only got back from filming for several months.

Knocking on the door he answers in nothing but his loose jogging bottoms. His toned, and tired looking, body on full display which only causes you to roll your eyes. “I’m guessing the flight last night got delayed..”

You see him nod and rub his eyes as he takes in your awful state. “And I’m guessing the date last night didn't go too well..”

“Shut up Seb! It went fine.” You reply, walking into his kitchen only to find the cupboards empty. “Did you not even pick yourself up anything to eat for breakfast on your way home from the airport last night?”

“No I was kind of a bit tired. It was a twelve hour flight and I had only slept for a few hours before it.”

Smiling up at him you take his hand in yours and lead him to the bedroom. “I know you don't sleep well on planes so get changed and don't give me any excuses. I’m taking you for breakfast.” You say, closing the door behind you and still praying that he has forgotten your birthday. You knew he was stressed with work and you didn't want him having to stress even more over buying you something too.

An hour later. An hour! He finally comes shuffling into the living room with decent looking clothes on. Well jeans, a plain white top and his favourite trainers could be the closest Seb was to decent right now and he had actually combed his hair.. which was a surprise to you since you had hardly ever seen him comb it for breakfast. You knew he loved his hair but he would mostly just run his fingers through it. God his hair annoyed you with how perfect it sat all the time while your own was a Royal mess half the time even after styling.

“You ready to go Seb?”

You walk towards the door only to be stopped by a groan leaving Seb’s lips. "Damn he’s running late.”

Turning to face him you frown when you spot him looking down at his phone like all belonging to him is dead. “What’s wrong?”

You see his eyes flick between you and the phone before he shakes his head and leads you out the door. “Nothing. I was meant to be meeting a friend tonight but he’s running late so it may not happen.”

“That’s a shame.” You reply, linking your arm with his as you both make your way towards the coffee shop at the corner of the block. “I hope he knows he’s missing out on spending time with a hot hunk like you.”

“Oh he totally is missing out.” You hear Seb sarcastically reply and you both burst out laughing.

After a few minutes of silence you decide to speak first when you arrive at the coffee shop and order your food and drinks. “Where were you planning on going with him?”

“Nowhere special, maybe just a bar or something.”

“Men..” You watch Seb look at his phone every few seconds which starts to make you uncomfortable. “Do I have to be your mother today? Put the phone away.” You say causing Seb to raise his eyebrows at you.

“You’ll make a brilliant parent one day with that tone doll.” He says and you can see the mischievous glint in his eyes as he relents and puts his phone into his pocket.

“See? That wasn't too hard.” You say, smiling across the table at Seb before looking at the waitress who has just arrived with yours and Seb’s fry ups, hot chocolate and coffee. “Thanks.”

You both eat in silence with the exception of you both casually singing a few lines of songs coming from the radio playing in the corner of the coffee shop.

“I have a present for you later.” You suddenly hear Seb say and you whip your eyes up to meet his tired steel blue ones.

“What for?”

You both laugh as you try, and fail, to feign innocence. “Oh come on! You didn't think I’d forget my best friends birthday?”

“Damn! What do you have planned?” You ask, putting down your money for breakfast and allowing Seb to walk you home.

“You’ll see.” And with that said you both walk back home in silence again.

You loved your friendship with Seb. You loved how you could go days without speaking then suddenly come back together and speak for hours without taking a breath or how, like now, you could talk about a random thing for a few minutes then have this comfortable silence in between conversations. It just felt so natural and you were more than thankful that he was your best friend even though sometimes he could be a pain in the backside.. like now.

“Your going to have to at least tell me what to dress up in for this surprise..” You whisper as you stand in front of your apartment building.

“Just whatever you women like to wear.”

“Are you for real?” You exclaim, throwing your hands up in the air. “Us women like to wear all sorts of things so be more specific.”

“Fine! That black jumpsuit you had on for my going away to film party.. wear that. It really highlighted your curves.”

“Now you just sound gay Seb..”

“And what’s wrong with that?” He says as you smile up at him.

“Nothing wrong with it. I have many gay friends and I love them. It’s just that for a straight man like you it’s a bit odd that your so good at giving advice to me on what to wear to highlight my curves.”

“I’ll see you later doll. Be ready for seven!” He shouts before he disappears into the crowd.

That night you wait outside your apartment building at seven on the dot but you cant see Seb. Maybe he got held up. He was tired so he could have fallen asleep. Just as your about to back inside you hear a car horn and someone calling your name. Turning you see Seb hanging out the window of his car with a large smile on his face.

“Jump in doll!”

Doing as he says you hop into the passenger seat and get comfortable. “So where are we heading?”

Oh there is that smile again. He really does love to leave you in suspense. “Just put the music on.”

You arrive at your favourite restaurant in downtown New York and you can’t keep the smile off your face when you see who is standing at the door with a bunch of red roses in his arms. “Is that..?”

“Oh yes. I called in a favour and thankfully he made it back here in time.” You hear Seb whisper but your too focused on the equally beautiful man coming towards you.

“Hi, you must be y/n.. I’m Jensen.” Jensen Ackles. The actual Jensen Ackles is standing two feet away from you and all you can do is nod like a bobble headed dog. “Well these are for you.”

You take the flowers from him and smile up at him again. Seb nudging you slightly to break you from your trance. “Yes. Thank you. Erm.. it’s a pleasure to meet you.” You say, holding your hand out and letting him shake it. He touched you! Ok now you think your dreaming.

“You too. Shall we?” Jensen says, putting his arm out which you take way too quickly.

“I’ll meet you all inside..” You hear Seb say.

You look back at him and whisper a low ‘thank you’ as all of your family and friends cheer in celebration inside at your arrival.

Everyone needs a friend like yours.

Tagging: @deathbyukmen @ex-bookjunky @fanboyswhereare-you and anyone else who wants to read this. If you want tagged in any of my stories or certain character/actor stories then please let me know :) Just have a look at my Masterlist and tell me which characters/people you would like to be tagged in from now on.

[indecisivedaisie]

Can you please answer all the ones for that "send me a #" prompt? I hope you have a lovely day/night! :)

omg help

1: Name - Daisie

2: Age - 18

3: Fears – Falling, Failing, being alone.  

4: 3 things I love – Bae, Mac&Cheese, aesthetically pleasing things

5: 4 turns on – Certain Brown eyes, Bae, Intelligence, Cuddling

6: 4 turns off – Smoking, Abusive tendencies, unable to understand Sarcasm, Annoying people

7: My best friend - Bae

8: Sexual orientation – I'm Straight

9: My best first date – Pizza and games

10: How tall am I – Bout 5'7 or 5'8

11: What do I miss – Nothing really

12: What time was I born – 3 am.  

13: Favourite color – Light blue

14: Do I have a crush -Duh

15: Favourite quote - "Don’t let anyone trample on your daisies, not even you" is one of them

16: Favourite place – Bae's Arms

17: Favourite food �� Mac&Cheese

18: Do I use sarcasm - Yes

19: What am I listening to right now �� 80's music

20: First thing I notice in new person – Their mannerisms around others

21: Shoe size – 10 or 11 in womens

22: Eye color - Blue

23: Hair color – Dirty Blonde

24: Favourite style of clothing – Comfy, but cute

25: Ever done a prank call? - Nah

26: Meaning behind my URL – My name is daisie and im indecisive, shocking

27: Favourite movie – Too many to name tbh, but I love Pride & Prejudice or Beauty & the Beast

28: Favourite song – 867-5309 (Jenny) by Tutone

29: Favourite band - Don’t really have one

30: How I feel right now – Tired

31: Someone I love – Bae and my animals.

32: My current relationship status – Taken by Bae

33: My relationship with my parents – KInda iffy, but its okay.  

34: Favourite holiday – Its all the same

35: Tattoos and piercing I have – Just my ears pierced

36: Tattoos and piercings I want – Nothing in particular

37: The reason I joined Tumblr – Out of boredom

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I hate him, he still pines after me creepily

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - Always

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - Yup

41: When did I last hold hands? - As a joke the other week with my friend

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Depends. Min is 10 minutes, max is an hour

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Of course

44: Where am I right now? - In my Dorm lobby

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Bae, but I don’t drink

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Hella Loud

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - I live in a dorm for most of the year, but breaks is with parents

48: Am I excited for anything? - For this list to be overrr

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yes

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? When needed

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? Yesterday

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Id be hella pissed

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Not really

54: What is something I disliked about today? All the work im putting in

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Idk, I don’t really have an idol to wanna meet

56: What do I think about most? - My life or Bae

57: What’s my strangest talent? Hahah, not telling

58: Do I have any strange phobias? Nothing that is "strange"

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Depends on the situation

60: What was the last lie I told? That it was okay for my dad to take money from me

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Either one is fine

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I mean who doesn’t.  

63: Do I believe in magic? Wish I had it

64: Do I believe in luck? Sure do

65: What’s the weather like right now? Sunny and breezy

66: What was the last book I’ve read? Persuasion by Jane Austen

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Not really, hurts my head

68: Do I have any nicknames? DayDay, Dais, Mazyday, Maebelle

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? My heart breaking

70: Do I spend money or save it? Save it

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? My mom can, but I cant

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? My phone case has pink on it

73: Favourite animal? Dolphins, elephants

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Playing a game

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Idk

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? The same as my fave song

77: How can you win my heart? Honesty, intelligence, beating me at my own banter game

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Not sure, maybe don’t step on me

79: What is my favorite word? Don’t have one

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr – I enjoy most blogs tbh

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Equal consideration of rights is important.  

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? I used to, but theyre not an immediate relative so

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Invisibility and Transportation

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Depends who asks it and what question

85: What is my current desktop picture? A bunch of daisies in the sunset

86: Had sex? TMI  

87: Bought condoms? Nope

88: Gotten pregnant? Nope

89: Failed a class? Nope

90: Kissed a boy? Yup

91: Kissed a girl? My mom or a cute little baby

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Nope

93: Had job? Kinda

94: Left the house without my wallet? WHo hasn’t done that

95: Bullied someone on the internet? Of course not

96: Had sex in public? Haha no

97: Played on a sports team? When I was little

98: Smoked weed? Nope

99: Did drugs? Nope

100: Smoked cigarettes? Nope

101: Drank alcohol? Sips, didn’t like it really

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Nah

103: Been overweight? Nah

104: Been underweight? Yeah

105: Been to a wedding? Ive been apart of multiple weddings

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Of course

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Duh

108: Been outside my home country? I wish

109: Gotten my heart broken? Yeah

110: Been to a professional sports game? Yup

111: Broken a bone? Almost broke my elbow once

112: Cut myself? Im more of a scratcher/hitter/smacker

113: Been to prom? Twice

114: Been in airplane? Yup

115: Fly by helicopter? Nope

116: What concerts have I been to? Ive been to a Paul McCartney Concert with my Parents

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Nope

118: Learned another language? Learning French Now

119: Wore make up? Nope

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? -----

121: Had oral sex? ---

122: Dyed my hair? Nope

123: Voted in a presidential election? I voted in the 2016 election

124: Rode in an ambulance? Nope

125: Had a surgery? Nope

126: Met someone famous? Nope

127: Stalked someone on a social network? Who doesn't?

128: Peed outside? Probs when I was little

129: Been fishing? Yeah

130: Helped with charity? Yes

131: Been rejected by a crush? Who hasn't?

132: Broken a mirror? Yup, bad luck oh fun

133: What do I want for birthday? An ipad maybe, dunno. Wireless earbuds

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2, Priscilla and Leon

135: Was I named after anyone? Yeah, my aunt Mae

136: Do I like my handwriting? Nope, but I write too fast to care

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? Books

138: Favourite Tv Show? Friends, AHS, Cooking shows/competitions, HGTV

139: Where do I want to live when older? Not where I am now

140: Play any musical instrument? Both my siblings do, but I dont

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? I sliced my finger trying to open advil packets

142: Favourite pizza toping? Bacon and Pineapples

143: Am I afraid of the dark? Im afraid of whats in it

144: Am I afraid of heights?- Im afraid of falling

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?- Not yet

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end- Sometimes

147: What I’m really bad at – Singing but I do it anyway

148: What my greatest achievments are – going to college, graduating 3rd in my class, being a good person, etc.  

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me – Cant remember

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery – Pay all this college debt off, put rest in my savings, see bae.  

151: What do I like about myself – I try to like everything

152: My closest Tumblr friend – I talk to @floraldelirium a lot

153: Something I fantasise about – Tons of stuff with bae

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? Not really besides theyre legit

Thanks for the ask, but man, never again.