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Goodnight from me & the beast!!!!

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࣪ . ִֶָ๋ KINICH: boyfriend headcanons ♡

pairing: kinich x gn!reader/you banner artist: @/Lion_2929 on twitter/x !! warnings: some hcs apply to canon!au and some in modern!au, nothing all sappy cutie stuff cho's note: triple posting tonight cause i miss him dearly:( this is just yap centered about kinich. might make an nsfw version .. also feel free to tell me other characters you guys want to see wtih this! happy reads :)

his nicknames for you would definitely be: baby, love, princess/prince, angel, pretty/handsome

kinich's love language would definitely be acts of service, and subtle physical touch.

often writes and leaves you love letters, to make up for his struggle in giving you verbal affections :)

big homebody. if he could, he just wants to stay at home with you cuddling, and taking care of the house with you forever ㅠㅠ.

possessive to a certain degree. like he likes to stand behind you when your talking to someone he doesnt know or like until you introduce him or end your conversation

a very composed and gentleman most of the time, but deep inside just wants to be babied by you

when your crying, he would definitely gently cup your face and kiss your eyes and tears away while whispering comforting words to your skin (will write about this. stay tuned hihi)

his kisses are very delicate, but likes to give plenty!!

his favorite spots to kiss you on is your lips, cheek, temples, and hands

finds mundane but spontaneous trips/errands fun! like he'll randomly wake you up at 2am and invite you to drink a quick slushie in 7/11

more of a listener than a speaker

since he's quiet a lot of the time, hes also super observant.

really likes it when you ask for his help or opinion on something

has you keep a vase of flowers he's given you at home, and when he notices that they are slowly withering he'll immediately buy you a new bouquet to replace them with!

ipad kid. he definitely wants to watch 1 hour long documentaries on youtube with you while the both of you eat together

gets jealous easily. you'll know when he suddenly falls quiet during a public setting, or hes suddenly showing more pda

wears a chained necklace with a pendant on him at all times, but usually hidden underneath his shirt. the pendant has a picture of you in it, and he kisses the pendant for goodluck during sports tournaments, busy days, or any other morning!

loves to match discreet accessories/items with you! like matching keychains, shoes, social media bios, or even matching plushies

during arguments, he's the type of person who wants to have their own space for awhile. but! he won't overstay his leave, and he'll tell you when he's going to be okay and when you both can talk it out properly.

will never make you think he hates you or hes planning to break up with you because of a fight. even during misunderstandings, you'll know he still loves you with the way he stays consistent on the way he treats you

loves to get coffee/drinks with you ^^ one of his favorite pass times to do with you

definitely a gamer, and he'll try and teach you how to play his favorite games. if your a gamer, hes more into fighting other people with you than trying to win against you

has trouble being emotionally open to you, but he tries his best

the type to want to isolate and resolve his personal problems on his own, so it means a lot to him if you check up on him

prefers crafting, making and building personalized gifts for you over being you expensive ones (wouldnt deny you if you asked for something expensive! just likes everything made just for you ^^)

when hes busy out, he updates you on the phone with a picture or video and a simple caption. prefers that rather than long text messages

when he has bad days, he likes to come home and just hug you infront of the door for awhile to remind him your still there for him and thats what matters

overall, the type of boyfriend that shows his overwhelming love for you in small, mundane ways.

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Can they swim? [Ikepri]

In a VC today, RJ asked my opinions and was laughing a lot, so I thought I'd share. These are based off of vibes and are for fun, I literally can't remember if they can actually swim or not, and it's not important enough for me to research it. All characters included.

[Rhodolite Princes]

: ̗̀➛ Chevalier

- Can Swim, however he only learned due to it being a 'life skill'. Stupidly pretty when he swims. Aggregates Clavis.

- aka, in case he ever fell into water during an assassin attempt...or if he ever fell off of a boat..or etc etc. Further, it's a different form of exercise.

- despite knowing how to, he rarely swims. Takes away from reading time, doesn't like getting wet for unneeded reasons.

: ̗̀➛ Clavis

- no. Boyfailure.

- he tried to learn as a child due to Chev learning, and was dissuaded by the amount of times he ended up choking on water out of trying too hard to best him.

- he avoids any chance to swim due to this. Its not becoming of a gentlemen....cough...

: ̗̀➛ Yves

- ...yes? Technically? But he's like a cat with water.

- he avoids swimming in it because it'd 'ruin' his hair or similar, and it's totally not because he's embarrassed with how he looks swimming.

: ̗̀➛ Nokto

- yes. But hates to.

- listen, its such a hassle, okay? He hates working out if its not related to sex. Then he has to dry himself and get his hair right and ugh. No.

- used to as a kid but not any more.

: ̗̀➛ Licht

- Yes. Not frequently, but yet.

- he doesnt do it frequently because others in the palace complain. Because when he does, he trudges in the palace with his hair and body dripping water. The clothes he put back on are damp because he didnt dry off properly and used his overjacket as a makeshift towel.

- banned from unplanned swimming.

: ̗̀➛ Leon

- yes!

- he's pretty normal about it. Likes to do it in hot weather. Would definitely be the type to lounge in the water for a while, relax in it, and also the type to swim for exercise.

- used to swim with Jin a lot, but hated Jin doing it for 'the ladies'.

: ̗̀➛ Luke

- .....yyyyeees?

- but look at him. Look at how he naps 24/7. His dream is to find a comfy place to sleep and only wake up to cuddle you. He doesn't want to exercise. And getting wet AND exercising? Ugh.

- don't make him swim. Don't. He'll get so annoyed.

: ̗̀➛ Jin

- ahhhh Jin... yes. Yes he does. And damn, does he look good doing it.

- unfortunately, he knows how good he looks, and swimming has turned away from fun exercising with the bros, to a newfound mating call for ladies.

- gone are the days of siblings fucking around in the water and getting in play fights. Hello days of dramatically flipping his head out of the water and brushing his hair back, trying to angle so the sunlight can shine on his glistening tits.

- this is why leon refuses to swim with him now.

[Others]

: ̗̀➛ Sariel

- no

- look at this man. Look at this secret functioning alcoholic. Do you think he has the time to swim?

- he could learn how, and he'd look great doing it. But he's too busy keeping 8 grown children from causing an inane amount of issues.

: ̗̀➛ Rio

- yes. Yes. He has to.

- doesn't swim often, but give him an excuse and he'll spend all day in the water with you. He'll teach you how to swim if you don't know. If you do, he's playing with you in the water, finding excuses to touch you if you'll let him.

: ̗̀➛ Silvio

- if you asked him this he'd be unable to whap you upside the head. Yes, he knows how.

- he's grumpy about it too. "Its not all sunshine and rainbows when I've had to swim, princess." He mentions swimming just to find some semblance of clean on his adventures. How he's nearly drowned in rough waters, sink or swim, more dramatics

- what... you want him to teach you? You want to swim with him? Suddenly he can't swim anymore. Totally not because you in a bathing suit would ruin him. Coward.

: ̗̀➛ Gilbert

- ..... no

- look at obsidian. Look at gilbert. Look at the layers he wears. Do you think obsidian has a good watering hole? No. He can't swim. Imagine a freezing, wet rat that nearly drowned 3 times. That would be gilbert.

- dont do this to him. Do you really love him? Do you? Don't make him learn to swim.

: ̗̀➛ Keith

- yes. He looks great while doing so.

- dripping wet hair, cascading down his chest, glistening chesthairs and muscles that you'd want to lap up the water from.

- unfortunately he's generally too shy to showcase this skill. He'd give Jin a run for his money for the looks of it, though. But everyone in Jade knows how to.

: ̗̀➛ Azel

- look at him

- look at how he lounges about and puts a price to anything and everything he does. Do you truly want him to swim? Truly? Do you pledge everything you have to see him swim?

- it's the equivalent of $3,568,282.56 USD. Because he looks ridiculous doing it.

: ̗̀➛ Matias

- by the decree of 1231 and regulation 103757a, all royal family members are mandated to learn how to swim

- he's good at it I guess. He doesn't do it for fun. He's kinda boring about it. He looks pretty when wet though.

: ̗̀➛Kagari

- yes. Will he? No.

- look at this cat of a man. Do you think he wants to get wet? He's too busy fighting and eating sweets, don't add more on top of his *very* busy schedule.

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This was fun. I kinda miss doing posts like these. I'd love some chill suggestions if you guys wanna see more. No guarantee that I'll do em though.

Anyway, I mainly write smut, so mdni with my other content or...me... outside of this post pls. Thanks.

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Their favourite physical part of you!

Rottmnt x gn! reader

Warnings:

Includes both sfw and nsfw(not direct action) the nsfw only goes for the future versions of the turtles!

A/N:

I finally posted! Shocker i know. I didnt have any ideas but this js popped up cuz i used to love hc like these. I've never written for gn reader so pls give some tips, ty!

Sfw:

Donnie

- This dude likes your hands. He likes when you hold hands and how they fit perfectly in his.

- he LOVES to play with them too, especially when he has nothing to do or when hes stressed.

- Even tho he isnt big on physical touch, he LOVES when u hold his face. But i feel like he would actually enjoy it as long as it isnt unexpected or when hes irritated!

- he would probably try and sneakily hold ur hand around family without anyone noticing bc he will not hear the end of it (*cough cough* Leo.)

- probably zones out while watching u do anything with ur hands (paint, write, even fiddle with random stuff)

- you probably have him melting if u ever try and give his shoulders a gentle massage with your hands

- in short, he loves ur hands and holds them any chance he gets cuz hes touch starved af.

Bonus: you guys probably have some morse code and he taps his fingers a certain way if he feels uncomfortable and wants you to leave the room with him.

Leo

- i think its obvious he would like your hair.

- He loves playing with your hair when you guys are cuddling.

- will style your hair. Maybe even ask Mikey to join in too. Youll probably end up with atleast 50 hair clips by the end of it.

- if u have long pretty hair u bet he WILL DRAMATICALLY SOB once u cut it off, but he loves it regardless.

- melts and grins like an idiot if u dye it blue. Brags to his brothers about it.

- "guys look! See? See? They love me so much they dyed their hair blue!"

- low-key jealous u have hair..

- I also hc that he loves ur arms too!

- oh lord dont get me started on the arms. If you're a bit muscular and u start flexing/training he would be dead. Gone. In the grave.

- even so he would love to have you wrap your arms around him

- dude wants to be babied so badly

Mikey

- ADORES your smile and your eyes.

- he loves how your eyes lit up when youre excited. Or the way a smile keeps up on your lips when you talk about something your passionate about.

- your sweet giggles are heavenly atp.

- loves loves loves loves the way u praise him when he creates something.

- you have this boy head over heels.

- the way you look at him with complete love in your eyes makes him want to sob on the SPOT.

- you're so adorable he just wants to kiss u on the spot (cuteness aggression atp)

- he js wants to see you happy :(

Raph

- i feel like he would also like your hands. Theyre so small compared to his.

- Loves everything atp, tho he does get scared. Especially if you're smaller than him. Hes so scared that he'll crush you!

- probably likes your cheeks.

- bro would squish and cup them then just slightly nuzzle your noses.

- gets flustered when you cup his cheeks too

NSFW‼️ Aged up!

If you do not wish to see any of this, please exit!

Thighs, chest or ass?

F! Donnie

- if i have to be completely 100% honest? He doesnt care about any. At all. Just loves you.

- but if i had to give an answer for sake of these hc? thighs. No words. Just thighs.

- loves it when you crush his head between them.

- will grip your thighs, leaving slight marks but not enough to actually hurt you. He doesnt want that.

- loves leaving marks and kisses on them.

- if hes stressed because of a failed project, he'll just lay between your thighs in your shared bed. Occasionally giving a small nibble here and there.

- If you're wearing short shorts, good luck.☠️ Do not expect slow and passionate Donnie.

F! Leo

- all of the above.

- mostly an ass and chest guy.

- He would probably slap your ass occasionally, but not hard enough to hurt you. Again, he hates that.

- but if you beg him to do that? He'll be hesitant but if you beg hard enough he might.

- leaves bite marks.

- I did say he loves your arms and when you flex them, but he also loves your chest.

- your gender doesnt matter. He notices you panting and your chest rising up and down?

- Lord. This man does not know is he wants to dominate you or be dominated.

- Loves trailing teasing kisses and slight bites up and down your chest.

- Loves to cum on your chest and ass. He thinks you look so pretty.

- still wants to shove his face in your thighs tho

F! Mikey

- Again, he probably doesnt care either. He loves you regardless of your body.

- He just wants to make you feel loved.

- But again, for the sake of this - i think he'd be a chest and thighs guy.

- Loves laying on your chest, loves leaving kisses and bites.

- nuzzles his face either on your chest or on the crook of your neck, inhaling your sweet scent.

- hes so sweet, but will shamelessly cum on your chest. Especially when youre giving him head.

- he loves your thighs, doesnt care if theyre small or big.

- he thinks theyre so soft<3

F! Raph

- Waist. And belly. Forget everything above, just waist.

- Again, bros scared he will crush you. Especially since hes much much much larger now.

- He really doesn't want to hurt you :(

- He loves to grab your waist. Its so tiny compared to his giant hands.

- Dont get me started with the belly. Chubby or not he loves squishing the soft flesh on your belly.

- covers it with his cum.

- He loves it.

Important!

I just wanted to say these are not meant to be accurate, these are js what i think the rise turtles would like physically! I struggled a LOT with mikey and raph.

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dating tenya iida headcanons - part four

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warnings: not proofread!!!! also afab reader?? period mentions

a/n: GUYS...DID YOU MISS ME...🤪 should totally be studying rn BUT HERE WE GOOO(i think im gonna fail my test)

taglist: @yumejoshihimejoshi

where were we OH YEAH OKAY so basically, when you guys come home from the break, he literally carries in all your things wowww what a gentleman

ok back to general hcs bc i get too carried away with storylines

everyone writes iida as like someone who doesnt have access to technology but he sure as hell does

i feel like he would barely understand brainrot or he knows what they all mean bc he gets curious and goes on a deep dive

nontheless when you hear him skibidi in such a serious voice you literally choke on your spit im SERIOUS 😭

if you wanted to do a silly little tiktok trend he would do it with you but obv not the ones that are like "sending my man a spicy picture and posting his reaction" BC THATS LITWRALLT SMTH PRIVATE AND PEOPLE SHOULDNT POST THAT???(sorry guys im a bit passionate about this)

he tries to dance but hes so...stiff....

but its okay!!! he makes it up by spoiling you

idk if i wrote it before but hes such a good HUGGER

obv at first he's stiff, but HES SO BEEFY

my logic is muscle = beef = pillow

god its so...omg im drooling...like he's so soft when he relaxes...his hugs are so tight...i love them...

hes also so warm wtf like in winter youre literally clinging onto him

prolly bc he has to keep moving so his engines dont stall when its too cold outside

this boy is a workaholic someone save him

you physically have to drag him away from his work and give him some tea or snacks

he gets all grumpy when you do but hes eternally grateful bc he'd spiral and probably pull all nighters like in a row

i think i alr wrote about this but when iidas sleepy, HE GETS CLINGYYYY

god its so cute like when you guys are cuddling before bed and hes all sleepy, hes like a big baby i wanna hold him and kiss all over his face AHHHH

hes a snorer. im sorry. have you guys seen how hard he works like he is knocked out and SNORING

hes not that loud of a snorer but its not completely quiet

youre able to fall asleep tho

guys i literally was bedridden with an unknown illness like last month and i still have a stuffy nose

when youre sick, iida would do his best and TRY to nurse you to health

he's used to taking care of himself when he's sick, so how hard could it be to take care of you?

it was hard. especially if your fever kept fluctuating and medicine didnt work

he would stay up late and constantly wipe your forehead with a cold rag

ive been DYING to read and write headcanons of iida when reader is on their period

if you have BAD bad cramps(like mine where you're unable to move and you end up dry heaving), he'll be your human heat warmer

he hates to see you in pain so he tries to accomodate to your every need and request

you want snacks? hes buying them, you want cuddles? youre in his arms. you need pads or tampons? he'll buy them for you he is NOT ashamed

ok back to regular headcanons(lowk this is just shit id want to do with him)

on lazy days, you guys would do movie dates in each others rooms

he gets a little distracted sometimes and just stares at your face

youre just so pretty while youre watching so intently, hes stunned

the light from your laptop shining on your face makes you look unreal to him

so down bad that he doesnt realize he's getting closer and closer, and when you turn your head you guys accidentally smooches

that...that kinda turns into a makeout sesh..

ok listen hear me out. messy makeout sessions with nerds where they end up with their hair all messy, glasses crooked, face flushed and lips swollen and eyes heavy

MMMMMMMMMM IM SO FERALLLL I LOVE NERDSSSSS I LOVE MY SMARTY PANTS

hes so awooga

valentines day is soon!!!! your first valentines!!!!

hes so excited but also scared because he doesnt know if youll like his gift

he made you a little gift basket with your favourite snacks, things youve been talking about, etc etc and a little card

inside the card was him talking about how happy you make him and what he would do to be with you always :(( such a cutie pie i love him

am i delusional? yeah lets ignore that LOL!!!!

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hi guys!!! its been a while, how r yall doing?? sorry for being inactive, selfcare is TIME consuming(also school but im so burnt out 😭) i hope you all like this chapter!!! see you all next time ♡

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tall! reader s/o hcs - jayce, viktor

summary; jayvik and a tall s/o headcanons

genre/extra tags; headcanons, fluff, comedy, silly silly jayvik, they deserved to be more silly

[gender neutral! reader]

a/n; i did headcanons since i didn't really know what you wanted from a oneshot. but i hope you enjoy! it took a bit to get working on this one because it's just so hard to be consistently writing and i take monthly breaks... mostly. honestly this isn't really up to par for me because i think there's not much of difference of how jayce and viktor would treat a tall s/o.

jayce and you carrying viktor on different days

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i dont think they would really care about height

i think viktor would feel a little annoyed being the shortest of the trio but he makes up for that by being able to tug on either of your ties or shirts and giving the most heavy kiss he will ever give

and leave you and jayce puppy eyed and dizzy for the rest of the day

jayce does not care if you're taller

GET IN HIS DAMN LAP !!

he will be the big spoon, he'll find a way

viktor hates to admit that once in a while he does like being carried sometimes

especially when his leg is giving him a bad day

you carry him and jayce fixes his brace

it can be hard to convince viktor to let you both help him

because he's just used to being independent and not used to having a support system like you and jayce

it takes him a bit to warm up to letting you both coddle him like two big dogs who are just doing their best

viktor may not be able to carry you like jayce can, but his cane does a good job in tugging you around

he does the same with jayce

it's my favorite hc.. something about having the cane around the waist and viktor tugging oughhhh i love him

cuddle piles are a must

or cuddle sandwich?

the sofa may not be big enough, but that doesn't stop you or jayce from holding viktor between you because he runs cold and jayce worries if he's too cold everyday

it either goes really well

or backfires because viktor's hands and feet are colder than ice sometimes

and he uses that to tease you both

hands all over skin, pinching and poking as he mutters about how you're both stopping him from working on his latest project

his feet press against yours or jayce's legs in bed which either shocks or make you kick around and grumble at him

he loves it

when he needs to get yours or jayce's attention, he's putting his hands under the shirt and holding around the waist

they're just so silly

jayce loves when you give him forehead kisses

viktor doesnt mind them, i think he likes kisses on the cheek or nose. he does slightly rub his forehead against yours or jayce though

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MidoAka Headcanons

because @reiimii told me to

also does anyone wanna rp MidoAka w/ me

it was Midorima that fell in love first, and he realized it first

he noticed how he was getting nervous around Akashi all of a sudden, jolting when he hears his voice stuff like that

his nervous antics

he pushes his glasses up a lot around akashi, tries to look away from him

Akashi on the other hand, had a different experience when he figured it out

in fact it was opposite

he started feeling more at ease and relaxed with Midorima, often finding himself confiding to him or just talking to him about anything that comes to his mind

knowing that he wasn't gonna be judged

he noticed how Midorima acted the way around him ofc

of all people, he would know

he noticed all the little things that Midorima does to try to hide his feelings, and it just makes him giddy how cute he was when he stuttered

but eventually akashi couldnt take it anymore basically

it was cute seeing Midorima behave like that but his own feelings were getting too big

but being the sly mf he is, he made Midorima confess first

somehow

and he agreed of course

their relationship has barely any pda

at most just holding hands

knowing them they like to keep private

so like their relationship is one of those "private but not secret" ones

everyone knows that midorima and akashi has a partner but no one knows who their partner is

(aside from the GOM)

they enjoy just being at home cuddling, reading a good book

often they would play duets with each other with Midorima on the piano and Akashi on either the piano or violin

Akashi likes composing pieces for Midorima

i like to think that eventually, midorima loses his tsundere side with akashi

he openly initiates and likes affection

he still doesnt really like saying sappy things though

but he wont hesitate to give akashi a kiss or a hug from behind

akashi is very comfortable with him, and Midorima is his wireless charger

(as in he'll just hug midorima and he'll feel recharged)

theyre over at each other's house a lot and they always say that its for studying

because they do it all the time

but since they confessed they use some of that time alone to cuddle

their friends like to tease them and Midorima hates it and brushes them off (secretly likes it)

Akashi doesnt mind being teased but always somehow has a comeback and is able to make Midorima blush

we can safely say that Midorima fucking hates masaomi and wants to shield akashi from the world

and akashi (as he is) doesnt want midorima worrying too much about him at all

friends to lovers trope <3

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Continuing with headcanons n scenarios: 4

thats wild that im making headcanons for someone elses au... i should make compilation of cat videos n just type: thragg core.... hmmmmmm

Does catnip works on him, @bluewizard1? And if yes, will he just run around the house like crazy? Then he turns into human n steals ur weed bc he wants to be high again.

Cecil hates ur cat. Point blank. He wont come close to him even if he has a gun pointing at his head.

Your soul gem probably half black from your morality being skew from the deal - ie if cecil calls and demands you deal with some witch thats too far from your house u might not even help bc what if ur cat gets anxious n scares ur neigbhors again? Cecil u know thragg is velcro cat n will hate u if u dont come home on time.

(Cont.)Half a reason why youre not on a payroll with MGOTG(magical girls of the globe) bc your soulgem is too tainted to trust ur judgement to not be swayed into turning into a witch. Thats why u still work when ure in civilian clothing.

Everyone in the office know you have powers and weird catboy(catman?catSUB?? Who knows...) in your house so if u say "oh yeah i gotta leave for a bit, ill be back after lunch" they would answer "say meow to ur cat for me".

Mark probably hates ur guts. But hes young, he'll understand when he grows up that u gotta priorotize urself. Until then ur relationship is tense. You work together when needed n thats about it.

I-You-We gotta make y/n magical girl design bc like... what if they have cat years? Same as Thraggs...

pls dont call thragg fat too much or he will sit in the corner n plan to kill u, and or cry. Hes not good anything, but hes adorable in his right (excluding human form)(in that one hes just a freak). Primordial pouch haver, even in his human form. If u point it out too much he will get defensive n self consious. Pls tell him u love it bc he will not cuddle with u otherwise. ;(

by the way, dont try to date anyone. "Youre a magical girl(nb) now, you need to focus on dealing with witches not... dating." -the cat says while shoving ringing phone under the water. Hes so jealous of this u'd assume hes not getting energy from ur dates to balance the world or something. Your fancy clothes - torn apart, your phone - broken, if u have a car - it doesnt work, a cab? It gets into an accident before picking u up. Your date comes to the door? congrats, your cat is human and intimidating your date before they run off.

Thragg wearing a huge sweater in human form bc he misses being fluffy but doesnt want to be small. But free space between sweater n skin feels unsafe. You can put urself inside that same sweater so the space doesnt feel too open. He wont let you go for a while but eh, who cares? Share a sweater, no one thinks you're normal anyway.

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If u put childlocks on ur cabinets, he will turn into human just to open them and turn back into a cat right after like that gif from fallout.

Hes nice only when hes hungry. Sometimes letting him starve for weeks(2 minutes) is good actually.

I think he watches cat videos to learn how to act similiarly to earth cats but chooses to perform the quirks only in human form. He would do sudoku with his paws, and lie on u with his full weight as a human. Weirdly flexible n all implications that come with it. (Dont stare at him while hes cleaning himself or u will be next)

Matching magical girl outfits.

I was talking about reader n human!thragg but now i think about MGTOG n now im curious how that would look like. Colorcoding for the win.

Sleeping in the sun, hissing at u, pulling ur plants out of their places, watching the news just to cheer on criminals and or say he couldve committed a crime better than them - u see this while using those pet cameras.

Thragg can loaf.

Imagine he tries to cook something for once in his life. N then oil/water is burning n jumps on him - no reaction, ptsd activates - hes not coming back in the kitchen before you fix it. Good news, the house didnt burn down; bad news, he has even more excuses not to cook.

If u ever try to record him being sweet n he notices, he stands up and runs away from u. Hes being nice for once n u ruined it, evil human.

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AGHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE THE FOODS THOUGHT FOR THE HYBRID GANG SO MUCH Its so adorableeee 😭😭😭

Big time relate to the watching youtube on the couch lolll

ALSO you mentioning that Prince is the most well behaved and beloved going on outings with Reader has me cooing at how cute that is—

I can definitely 1000% see People swarming reader and him for pets and gawking at how magnificent he is and how beautiful his coat is and he RELISHES IN IT, it gets to the point that Reader literally almost cannot leave and continue on her original path to wherever she needed to go, she loves that strangers adores Prince so much but it can get a lil overbearing when she gets stopped in her tracks repeatedly for a longggg time, and if Prince decides to be Bratty teasy that day and refuses to move??….Reader gets even more upset, honestly turn a bit jealous at how Prince who usually relishes in her touches now are choosing other strangers over her, she denies him pets afterwards cuz her mood’s sour but after he realizes shes upset and starts crying, sniffling and whining she’ll feel so bad and cuddles him again

and so I come to ask how do you think the other boys handle going outside with reader? Both in her car or on a walk leashed up, it’ll be nice to have small outings and walks sometimes especially if they’re so annoyed with her leaving so often, she figures this is a good way to spend their energy as well?

Tom’s probably the least interested/hates contacts from ppl so he probably doesn’t like walks much, the entire group is generally more indoorsy

Hahahaha…I was gonna ask for both like, separate walks for each pup and Also an entire Group outing as in everyone goes out…but jesus…that’ll be probably too chaotic, we’ll have 4 big ecstatic dizzy wolfdogs moving around constantly nipping and playfully fighting and pulling on leashes and sticking their heads out windows and barking, might take a few trips for them to learn how to behave properly if Reader doesnt give up before then LOLLLL

That meme picture of the parent with the leash on their babies struggling?? Literally reader trying to keep 4 giant wolfdogs together calm outside, drained 100% when she gets home

Ooh you are so so correct! Prince is always so so smug about all the attention he gets. Reader really doesn't mind most of the time. She it always makes her smile when her and Prince are out on a walk, or at the dog park, and people coo and praise Prince and talk about how pretty he is. They always tell Reader that she does 'such a good job taking care of his coat' and she sheepishly accepts the praise, knowing damn well that Prince mostly grooms himself. 

That being said… it can get pretty frustrating sometimes. If Reader is trying to run errands, she likes to bring the boys with her. When she brings Prince, people will stop her on her way, admiring Prince and striking up conversation with her about the dog. It always goes the same way. The more they're stopped, the more irritated Reader starts to get - though she always hides it. All she wants to do is go get her groceries and go home. She can't help it when that frustration starts to get directed at Prince. Why did he always seem so excited by getting attention from other people? Was Reader's attention not enough? Usually, though she immediately dismisses that thought process as stupid. Prince is a dog. Of course he likes attention. 

When she gets home with Prince, she needs time to cool off. She'll usually shut herself in her room by herself, because she'd feel bad if she gave the other boys attention and intentionally leave Prince out. Prince, predictably, notices right away. Reader gets tired out after running errands, so she always takes a nap after - a nap that Prince always joins her for. So when they get home and Reader is shutting him out of the bedroom to nap on her own? He is devastated. He doesn't understand. Did he do something wrong? Does Reader hate him now? He'll run to the other three in a panic. After they explain it to him, he's at Reader's door - scratching, whining, howling, crying - until she eventually sighs and let's him back in. She can't stay mad at him for too long. 

As for the others…

Monster is the worst at walking. He just generally hates other people, he doesn't have the energy for them. So he will forcibly drag Reader across the street to dodge people. She can't take him on errands, because he refuses to go into stores. Too many people, too little space.  On the off chance that he does end up being the center of attention, he at least has manners. He'll sit there politely, albeit awkwardly, and won't get aggressive with anyone. Oddly enough, Monster is actually really good in cars. Only if Reader's the only one in there, though. He'll lay patiently in the passenger seat as she drives, nose pressed up against the window as he watches the buildings go by outside. 

Soldier is… decent at walks. Ever Reader's guard dog, he'll stay at her side, watching out for her. Most of the time, he's pretty unphased by people petting him. He doesn't really mind, he knows that when people see a dog, they're gonna want to pet it, even if it's big and mean looking like him. He won't be aggressive, but he's not overly enthusiastic. It's a different story when he doesn't like someone's vibes. He's got pretty good instincts, so if he doesn't like how someone is acting or they're giving him the ick, he'll growl and bristle. That's as far as he'll go, unless the person tries something against Reader. He's not the best with cars, he gets restless when he's in them. He'll behave for the most part, but he'll move around a lot, sniff around at Reader from around the headrest, and sniff intently at the air vents. Though, he'll growl if he sees someone in a nearby car looking at Reader.

Superhero is horrible at walking for Reader's own sanity. He's used to being the leader, of being the one in charge, so usually the other four will just follow where he walks. He's still not used to Reader not naturally following him. This leaders to two options - if Reader is in a leash required state, he'll drag her to whatever it is he wants to look at, or if not, he'll herd her in the direction he wants to go. Both Superhero and Reader are very stubborn, so a lot of the time they'll stand there and have a silent stand off because he wants to go investigate something to the side, but she insists they keep going forward. He's fine with attention; he likes it, but he's not as obsessed with it as Prince is. He'll do a goofy little smile to make whoever it is laugh, and sit all nice while they pet him. He's mostly chill, but if someone tries something or gets a little too close with Reader, he'll growl and even bark a little. He's so so gentle with children especially. Despite this, Superhero is the best of the four in cars. He sleeps through the entire car ride, only looking around occasionally to check their surroundings.

God forbid if Reader tries to take all four of them anywhere. On walks, its chaos, because they all want to do different things. Prince wants to go to the people, Monster wants to get away from the people, Soldier wants to stay on track, but Superhero wants to explore different things. Reader is 100% the perfect image of the parent with the babies on leash backpacks. People laugh at her every time they see her with them.

Cars are a different story, though. It's oddly calm having all four of them in the car. The others will keep Prince in line and shut him up when he starts whining. Monster is able to just chill and watch out one of the windows. Soldier is less restless because the others are there to keep an eye on things. Superhero is snoozing in the passenger seat the entire time, though he'll wake up to keep everyone in line and growl or bark at them in warning if needed. There's no getting the dog fur out of Reader's seats, though.

[littlemissvincentvega]

okay so i’m kind of freaking out because ur vegan too?? (i was creepin on ur page looools) reservoir dogs x vegan reader if you can ahhhh <33 love your work

NOOOO fellow slutty tarantino vegan ily

wow i cant believe i wrote something thank u for the idea ♥️ i hope you're keeping well gorgeous!!!!!!! :)

RESERVOIR DOGS X VEGAN!READER PREFERENCE

brown:

is actually very receptive

probably the most out of all of them lbr

asks 100 questions about why you decided to go vegan

BUT NOT IN A CONDESCENDING WAY

he's actually super interested

will watch a documentary like dominion and have a breakdown

even if it doesn't sway him (which it SHOULD!!!!!) he will never eat anything non-vegan near you ever again

lectures the other dogs about it

probably gets into an argument with pink when HE refuses to comply with the no non-vegan food near you rule

larry has to intervene

brown cries and admires you for how much you care

he probably ends up going vegan himself especially if california has a good range of food options

white:

incredibly interested in the philosophical/ethical reasons behind it and is willing to sit and listen for as long as you want to talk about it

understands too

will question it but not in a fun debatey way or a mean way. he just wants to learn more

i'm sorry but my guy is a romantic to his fucking bones and he will buy vegan cookbooks and learn to make all your favourite foods

will cook you a 3 course fancy vegan meal from scratch, candlelit dinner and vegan cheesecake for dessert

if he's in a committed relationship with you i could see him going fully vegan

blonde:

sorry honey but i dont think he'll do it ://

which is why i hate him but i love him to death

i mean come on hes a nutjob. BUT. god as my witness if you go out for food and there's nothing you can have you bet he'll get real mad on your behalf because his baby needs a nice dinner

he can admire you for caring that much

but let's face it he couldn't give a fuck about where his food comes from and if anyone suffered for it whether its an animal or a human

he wont argue with you for being vegan but he doesn't really care that you are

orange:

will, like brown, have a breakdown after seeing a documentary

but you'll have a difficult time getting him to watch one

he's a head in the sand kinda guy he doesn't wanna confront what he contributes to

i think freddy would go vegan ill be honest, we've seen how much of a softie he is in the movie are you telling me he wouldnt combust if he got to cuddle a baby pig????

buys himself a vegan leather jacket to wear instead

he'd be embarrassed to tell people about being a dirty vegan because he's scared of being thought of as less of a man

cue a lecture from brown about how that's silly and he shouldn't worry

the kind of man to really enjoy a trip to an animal sanctuary

pink:

oh no

no no no no no

nope

he's a dick

there's just nothing to explain here

will NOT have it

doesnt care, doesnt care that he doesnt care. if hes not tipping his waitress he's not bothered about animals

he has a speech prepared for any time it's brought up that makes you want to punch him

i love mr pink he's one of my favourites but my god i'm sorry about this guys

this is literally him if you convince him to try a vegan burger:

eddie:

he'll still eat non vegan stuff in front of you

but sometimes he'll order something plant based and feel really good about himself

hes a little dumb we know that

but he means the best and doesnt realise or even consider if it bothers you, not because hes a dick but because, and lets all say it together, he is STUPID

yeah he doesn't really understand it he's kinda ignorant

thinks that if everyone went vegan cows would take over the world and it would be an apocalypse

if you gave him fake meat and didn't tell him, he wouldn't tell the difference and it's kinda sweet to watch

[c9kefestation]

Heyo!! :3!

Heard you had some Penguin Band hcs, care to share what they are? The Penguin Band is so coolness

OMG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS QUESTION THIS EARLY AAAAAAAAAAA /POS

even though im very happy to be sharing them im also very nervous aswell. i was rlly overthinking my hcs how to word them, which ones to add cuz there are a lot of micro ones, throughout my time writing this, hence why it took me so long to respond. however i think its just best to kinda bite the bullet cuz youll never know how ppl will feel ab them if u dont talk ab them.

tried to keep these hcs more generalized and keep some of the more basic ones, alongside throwing in some more fun ones. any details or other hcs that arent here will prob show up in future content

with all that being said, pls let me know if any of these hcs stray way too far from the canon or come off as wrong or offensive

LETS START!

Franky:

Trans! (love how this is a universal hc in the fandom lmao) he/him

Dyslexic, Stompin' Bob is mainly the one who lends him a helping hand when he's having a hard time

When he's stressed or nervous he'll pick at the feathers on his flippers (kinda like picking at nails/skin)

He can be very self conscious about his appearance/body (this was especially heavy during his first years in the band). Ofc his bandmates and Cadence are always there to reassure him and comfort him whenever it bothers him

His main love language/way of showing affection is words of affection, correlating to the previous hc

He's a big mamas boy TEEHEE

He loves snacks (especially limited edition ones) and freshly cut fruit

Petey K:

Trans aswell! he/they

ADHD

When in thought, heavily stressed or nervous, he'll bite his flipper(s) or the inside of his mouth.

His love language is gift giving and physical affection (cuddles and such)!

When they stick with their band, he'll usually stand pretty close behind one of them or hold onto their shoulder so as to kinda ground himself.

He REALLY hates seaweed, he finds it overstimulating and disgusting

He usually has a sensitive stomach, although he can be a bit careless with this at times, he tries his best to be wary of what he eats and drinks

They're very crafty and artsy. A lot of their gifts are handmade!

Although this kinda doesnt match up with his outfit, he likes to wear long sleeved shirts

He's near-sighted. Even though they have myopia glasses they always stick to using contact lenses

G Billy:

Gay and/or MLM, he/him

Neurodivergent

When he's very stressed or overstimulated, he'll hit his head or squint his eyes heavily

His love language is acts of service, he's more of a man of action, mainly he cooks for his friends, memorizes their favorite meals, or brings them stuff when they need them

He and Cadence are step siblings! Him being the oldest (his dad and her mom being their parents)

Unlike Petey, he really likes seaweed! So if Petey ever has seaweed on their plate, they throw it over to him

He's camera shy! He's more comfortable in photos when he's with his friends or family, but paparazzi type situations can really stress him out

Although he does like to party, he tends to stay a bit reserved and cautious

and finally...Stompin' Bob:

Either Bisexual or a Straight Ally, he/him

He has two moms and 3 siblings

When in thought,anxious,stressed he'll twirl his hair or pull it

His love languages are words of affection and gift giving? he basically writes poems and cards and gives them as gifts or he sends articles to his friends abt smth he overheard them saying they liked

He has the biggest passion for music and can get very serious with it, often overworking himself and staying up to make songs

He's the most hot-headed and defensive, either over his passions, friends and family, it's not that he's mean, it's just that he cares a lot

He's far-sighted so he uses reading glasses.

And i think ill end it here for now, ik theyre kinda messy but i tried my best to give a fulfilling answer. Hope you like 'em! And ty for asking op!

Edit: ALMOST FORGOT 2 HCS FOR SB AND PK </3 they're there now

[blooming-cecilia]

you are so FOUL for bringing catbard into this too, now im insane over both of them at once 😭😭😭

bites my fist

househusband venti thoughts + being left alone w his baby and spending the day with them while spouse is at work .....

[bakugoushotwife]

hi wifey 🩵 id like me a jjk ship please, lmfaoooo look at me being the pretentious mf i am lmao 😝 anyways i’d like a male matchup w nsfw hcs 🙈

hmm, my mbti is an intj/entj 8w7 enneagram, and im an aries sun, what should i tell about myself lmfao pls wing it for me darling 🥰🪽

btw congratulations for 600 followers you deserve way way way more!! <33 ilysm sending kisses and hugs and bewbs if you’d like kekeke

you say this but will not send me bewbs </3 but alas, i love u anyway and will give u all my loves and ships so here u go thank u i love u the mostest ever

who else lmfao it would honestly be insulting, luckily i actually ship you with him and i don't have to lie to your face

speaking from expeircence, from my entp shared soul with satoru...it just is what it is

i know some people think the opposites attract thing is a little bit overdone, and while it does apply here, you and gojo share a common stubbornness that makes things really interesting!

he's an obsessive personality, i would know, so once he meets you and the sparks fly there is actually nothing you can do about satoru gojo being up your ass now

dedicated to his craft. will do anything to make you his. you love being a little brat and play hard to get, so let him stroke your ego and spoil you beyond belief.

when you finally relent and let him be your boyfriend, he's over the moon

the spoiling doesn't stop there though, now he's giving you things like cars, six figure jewelry, every limited edition anything you've ever even liked on instagram. insane.

and the sex bestie...the sex...

he's been yearning for you for a while, so much pent up need and desire for you, and you'll get all of it in one night.

absolutely demolishes you pumpkin, im sorry. he entertains the brattiness for a while mostly because it amuses him that you have the wherewithall to speak to him like he can't end you before you blink

but even he gets annoyed with waiting and just has to put you in your place sometimes, overstim and edging are his besties!!!

makes you wear the blindfold just so he can do whatever he wants to you with no objections or back talk for once sdfkfsdkhghpteh

so obsessed. like bad, let him get pussydrunk every night or he cries

kisses you so passionately no matter what mood he's in, soft, rough, punishment, he just can't hold his love back!!

hates when you ask him to be mean! loves spanks and chokes i suppose but only wants to praise his perfect angel, but he does it because he wuvs u so bad

aftercare is immaculate. towel or bath? food and drink? just cuddles? he'll ask you every time just so you can have it your way, though a towel is always waiting just so he doesnt have to leave you too long :)

he's the honored one but ur his chosen one so there

we'll be a throuple though just know that!

[bishiglomper]

It's not even 9 and I'm riled up

I woke up to a loud, confident "FUCKIN'-!"

It sounds like the nephew hurt himself. Which didn't actually trigger my anger because of the F word

Its because he said it so adamantly.

Which i then realized started last night.

Before then it would be a scream whisper, going "FAH" or "F'kin". Which irritated the shit out of me, but no, now that i think about it, he blatantly said FUCK several times last night with no shame.

And half the problem isnt even the goddamn F word! He always straight up verbally attacks and abuses us! And when we tell him to go away, he'll come back seemingly calmer and be like

"Hey mom? ...why are so annoying?"

And she'll say something like "I'm trying my best to make you happy."

"You didn't answer my question. I said- why are you so goddamn annoying?

And why is (bishi) so annoying? I just want to play my game, but you, you cant mind your goddamn business! Why can't you just ignore me! I cant believe i have to share the living room with you people!!"

I want to bitchslap him so bad

It's such a shame. He's a very sweet, sensitive boy. He can be so thoughtful. If you're hurting, he asks if he can rub it for you. He asks for cuddles all the time. He likes playing games like I Spy and the alphabet game. He likes doing character voices. He can sing great. He's very good at math and when he realizes he does good in reading he gets so shyly proud of himself. He likes history and all sorts of interesting facts. You do NOT ever make a bet with him over facts he knows. And he's real good with toddlers.

But oh my god. He absolutely cannot deal with any negative emotion. The slightest irritation and he becomes the biggest fucking asshole.

He is not going to make it in the world. At all. Everyone is going to hate him. He's not going to learn to make friends.

Fuck, we're not going to make it. My sister has expressed concern that, when he actually gets bigger than her? He's already like 150. He's a big boy. He could hurt us if he wants to.

When he hits puberty and shit escalates, i dont know what the fuck we're gonna do. He does not listen. He has never had an ounce of respect. We absolutely cant control him.

But the worse he gets, the weaker my sister's guidance gets.

I just. I understand to some extent "i can take it because he feels safe enough to lash out at me without consequences" but that is not turning the flag the color you think it is. And it is giving him the confidence to start treating US that way.

And i don't care if he's autistic. He's not unaware of the world or what's coming out of his mouth, this is not a verbal tic. He can learn some goddamn basic respect and patience for the people around him.

He's not going to learn to brace himself against bad feelings if we don't even bother to teach him how to navigate and deal with those feelings.

He turns 10 in 2 weeks.

Double digits already. And jesus, dont even get me started on the self reliance aspect of his upbringing. I just need him to control his mouth.

You know none of us taught him this. We do not speak to or treat eachother like that at all. He learned it all on youtube and the gaming culture he's exposed to on the oculus.

Ive been warning my sister to limit and control that exposure since he was like 4 and could navigate YouTube on his own. You can see how that turned out.

My sisters childrearing frustrates me so much. Ive shared thoughts, concerns and found all sorts of articles and videos to help provide insight and ideas.

Id been telling her for WEEKS about rejection sensitive dyaphoria. She avoided looking it up because she didnt want to acknowledge another thing wrong with him.

Since then, she read something like. When he feels criticism, he feels like the world is trying to kill him. Not consciously, that's just how his brain chemistry responds. And she doesnt want her squishy widdle baby to suffer. Its just so heartbreaking! That his brain thinks the world is trying to kill him! We must protect his feelings!

Like bitch, no. You need to help him reshape his thinking and reassure him that no, we're not attacking him personally every time he hears anything negative or opositional.

[silvernthorn]

Can you write lapis head/moon phos with a human s/o headcanons please? :0 Or them having a crush on a human, anything works lolol

ask and you shall recieve! im sorry if the headcanons are a little rushed im playing a horror game as we speak!! ;sob; (also quick disclaimer every now and then ill switch up the gem pronouns from they/them to he/him and vice versa cause thats the only prns they have and i cant choose what to pick)

[moon laphos x human!reader/so] [BEFORE RELATIONSHIP / FIRST TIME MEETING] - when he first met you he was like, shocked and confused. - how is an ancient being still alive?!?!?!?!? - he'd def be fascinated by your uniqueness, saying some stuff like you're similar to an admirabillis or so - "..so you managed to live in the moon as a human?? and you've been here longer than me, too?!" - you both probably met in the moon so he was confused as to why your outfit/suit looked 'tacky' or so - when he realized humans had to eat, breathe, all that other stuff, he was even more shocked - once you get closer, they'd def panic if you have been eating or sleeping or well, doing anything a normal human would do yet cause he doesn't want anything bad happen to you - eventually they get super paranoid to the point where they need you with them at all costs, and anytime possible - you got a scratch on some part of your body that started bleeding? immediately thinking it's the end of the world - "[NAME]!! NO YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!!" - probably starts crying gold alloy a lot to the point where his face cracks cause hes just a paranoid and worried gem :"( - you have tell them that you aren't dying and he's just like "o..oh.. okay..." (he'd still be worried) - confessing to you, he probably took advice from aechmea cause the lunarian prince himself already told him he was feeling no ordinary feeling and thats how he realized he was 'inlove' (raghh) [DURING RELATIONSHIP] - he'll definitely be clingy, as much as he hates to admit it - theres always an alloy shield at the ready for you, just in case anything bad happens - in your free time, phos just likes to be with you, either cuddling you or hugging you - now though for you its like hugging a statue, for phos its like hugging a really soft object and they love it - would be paranoid to bring you anywhere the includes him fighting the earth gems cause he doesn't wanna see you get hurt for no reason - he would flirt with you, but if you flirted back he'd be super flustered - just looks away or hugs you - "you're so sweet, [NAME]..." - would be incredibly sweet with you, telling you 'i love you's and all that sappy stuff in private cause well, they love you a lot - anyone who hurts you will get scolded, or worse- - overall theyre an overprotective gem and just doesnt wanna see you get hurt cause you're fragile <3