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monsterlimbs · 18 days ago

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What's really funny about being mostly demisexual is that Gortash was REALLY ugly to me before I heard about his background, and after hearing about his background he went from "that nasty creature that sold Karlach" to "sweet little babyyyy" and now I see the least flattering photos of him ever and I'm like "that's my evil little guy right there he deserves death yes he does! oh my handsome little bad guy 🥺" and sigh all dreamily. over. Gortash.

#bg3 #enver gortash #lord enver gortash #like he was UGLYYYY to me before and now he's like THE hottest man ever #and not just hot but CUTE #im sighing all dreamily over a dishevelled 40 year old tyrant #its bad #when will i stop giggling and fawning like a little kid with a crush over this evil evil man?#like i still hate him and think he totally deserves death and stuff but #in the meantime can he be kissed softly on the forehead and held so sweetly #do you think this is how durge felt?

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