#like girlypop stays bitching the whole way through

[gigawatt-smile]

Seeing the new fans rip into Holly after reading the books for the first time and seeing bits of discourse about it is so??? yeah

[eggyboyoart]

LMK Peng Headcanons

Kind of Tsundere (obvs)

Sheds feathers like FUCKING CRAZY

Wherever this bird bitch goes, there are little aqua feathers in their wake

uses their own little feathers to make pillows and blankets (which are surprisingly comfortable)

They take very meticulous care of their feathers

They preen themselves like its NOBODIES business frfr

They're also kind of a hoe

But like, in the way that makes them kind of girlypop

You can’t have a waist that snatched and not be a hoe, right?

They’re the same kind of person who is like 'I am the hottest person in this room, who doesn't want me?' But when someone is actually interested in them, they're like :○

They're also the biggest flirt

And use pet names for almost everyone (well, everyone that they're friends with)

Like, in the show they literally called Yellowtusk 'Darling' alsjdks-

I wanna be called darling by Peng :(( HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM??

Doesn't like people going into their room because they're sort of an organized chaos person and they know where everything is, even if it a pigsty

Their room is also basically just one big nest

Its not dirty, its just messy

There are pillows and blankets scattered everywhere

But the rest of their place is immaculate

Everything has a place and its placed perfectly and dust-free and the colours match with the paints on the wall- (Peng’s interior designer era say what??)

Its just the bedroom that’s also a war zone

They’re also a fashion icon

Like, have you seen their outfit?

They’ve got a whole side-boob thing going on with the gold and purple and its just MWAH *chef’s kiss*

Their scent would be wine, sandalwood and metal

Hates kids

mf would actually punch a child if they had the chance to do so (with no consequences)

the type of person who would just give the kid a tablet and just- leave them alone for hours just so they can do their own thing

doesn’t like people touching them

is kind of a germophobe in that sense

like ‘IDK where your hands have been, don’t touch me’

Hates being called ‘cowardly’ not because of pride/arrogance, but because they know they’re cowardly and that they will flee when a battle gets too tough and they hate it.

They want to be brave and have courage, but they’re so afraid of dying that they cannot bear to stay and endure

Very VERY physically strong tho

they actually don’t have many insecurities (other than being cowardly)

Like, they know they’re the shit and if someone else doesn’t think so, they’re just jealous (pop off girly)

They use condescension as a means to kind of take care of people

Kind of like – ‘if you’re so incompetent that you can’t even do this, then I’ll do it for you’

Like, do you know what I mean?

Their love language is acts of service and quality time with a pinch of gift giving

Its also like – ‘I just so happen to have this extremely expensive bottle of vintage wine, but I don’t like the taste so I suppose you can have it if you want.’

I see right through you, Peng