#like girl pls

[allaboutnayeli]

do you know how embarrassing it is to try to intimidate somebody by squeezing their hand a little too hard then get scored on early in the game then proceed to not have a comeback after that and lose then to lose your next match so you leave the olympics with nothing but ur dignity... LMAO

[jonathanbyersphd]

I love having ADHD bc I have like four different fics I want to write but I can't decide where to start so I simply won't

[apricusapollo]

i have so much homework to do but the demon the parasite in me wants me to start reading oliver twist

[witchofthewild]

In response to people constantly calling salishian languages “Salish” as if it were a single language, or talking about interior salishian language as if there was just one Interior Salish language tm, I think I’m gonna start calling all Germanic languages German, or asking French majors how they find learning Indo-European. Shit is so annoying Fr

[softspiderling]

chase’s hair for met was not it idc😭

[feathersontheclyde]

Edward: every second you're near me I feel my control slipping

Bella: *tucks hair behind her ear* so you think I'm delicious ? Okayyyyy 🥰

[tododeku-or-bust]

Yo this is the least perceiving group ever lmao how is EVERYBODY failing perception checks y'all just can't fucking see 😭

[dejwrld]

me as raiden fighting all queen sindel’s fighters

[trucbiduleschouettes]

Tonight is Valley game time, let’s see if she somehow ends up in yet another fey or fiend or god contract again 

[bearfeathers]

even my fuckin emails coming for me 😩

[kissitbttr]

as a woman… why are u bending over backwards for a guy tht you’re willing to book yourself an airplane ticket to go out and see him then get upset with your best friend bc she can’t come with you? stinky behavior

[maipareshaan]

The thought of dating men makes me so sick

[barkbarkboy]

swarm images i feel normal about

[sins-and-sincerity]

meeting her gives me whiplash bc at one point she starts hugging me and then she tegur me to say we havent talk in a long time AND THEN LEFT ME BC SOMEONE ELSE TEGUR HER????

[xandersrailcrash]

"i know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much"

no kathryn. don't shut up and don't turn to page 67. tell us how. please. i'm in excruciating pain rn and i could use your knowledge rn

[ladyinbl00d]

my roman empire is that my friend thought the lyrics to meet the plastics were:

“hear me love me stand and stare at me”

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