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landlords are parasites but i think nothing convinces me of that more than the sheer number of times my landlords have asked me, often repeatedly/every time i see them, to come over and spend hours in their house doing their housework for them, and either guilt trip me the entire time im saying no, or straight up threaten my shelter security for saying no. like i dont think ive ever had a landlord that didnt at least try a couple times to force me to do free housework for them
#and when i say free i mean without a rent discount or any payment#i had a landlord that had my mom doing thousands of dollars worth of housemaid work every month in lieu of. like $1200 monthly rent#and this landlord was supposedly my moms best friend at the time#she even got greedy about moms days off from said housework more than once#and ive definitely had landlords that we HAD to do housework for or else they would just tell us they'd kick us out immediately for it#in situations where we really couldnt fight them on it#my current landlord does it every single time i go pay rent. where she sob stories at me about how doing housework is so hard and#'if you're not busy i can find work for you :)'#right in between me saying hey! im currently busy with my own housework all the time. die.#anyway piece of advice for new renters trying to move out of their parents house or something from someone whos had like a dozen different#landlords or more over the last several years#do not EVER give your landlord an inch to steal your time#they WILL take a mile and threaten you when you suddenly want your life and days off back#like every god damn time#you do not owe your landlord anything but rent money and lease compliance#if they want you to do work it BETTER come with fair payment or rent reductions
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Rick + giving Michonne gifts What are you up to, Grimes? I'm just working with what I got.
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#the walking dead#twd: the ones who live#the ones who live#richonne#rick grimes#michonne grimes#richonneedit#twdedit#towledit#mine and only mine#it's crazy how happy it makes her every time#oh ym god#he'd give her the world on a platter as long as it made her happy#'you want the moon? just say the word and i'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down' etc#and it's really about the thought#like the fact that in the middle of a damn apocalypse and all the problems they have#he still thinks about her and ways to make her happy#like that's A MAN#A LOVERBOY#need me one of them
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hey verlaine! hey hey! is this enough of a storm to finally come out of your basement? please verlaine this feels like a good time to come out of hiding and fucking help ahahahahaha
#me and Verlaine both just waiting for that god damn fucking storm#every time anything happens in bsd I’m like: verlaine? is this the storm you were talking about#bsd#bsd spoilers#bsd 114.5#bsd verlaine
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redraw of this particular meme which cracks me up every single time i see it
but also i think about how the fresh hell v1 even expresses itself a lot and i have come to the conclusion that it’s probably closer to a crocodile more than anything. if it is Just Sitting There and relaxing you are probably doing something right
#flight rising#ultrakill#/etc/art time#/dragon/v1#every time i tag im just like god damn is this close enough to either fr or uk and i consistnetly just go hm. pain#i think i’ll just start maintagging all my fandragons#You Have Been Warned :3
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The ''Are you trying to romance me?'' meme but with Barnaby and Howdy
i belted this out in like a half hour flat <3 bc Yes
#AH FUCK I FORGOT TO PUT SOMETHING ON HOWDY'S TAG#listen listen this was done in a bit of a rush!!! i wasnt paying much attention!!!#i was thinking about what to have for lunch which is always a Very distracting topic#anyway thank you for introducing me to this meme it fits them So Well i think#like in my mind barnaby could do literally anything and howdy is off to the side all 'god... hes so attractive.... i need him'#scribble salad#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#thinking about them alwayyyyssssss#theyre so damn GOOD together what the Fuck is it about them!!!#i know i say this every time but agh! AGH!!#wait... no wait yeah i Do know what it is about them. ive Realized.#AGH THEYRE SO GOOOOODDDDDDDD#the boyfriends the husbands the Fluffy Fruity Pals <3#alright time for lunch and then its back to packing & the five hour shrek video essay#unless im consumed by the laughingstock thoughts that are fighting to take over my mind again#i need to draw wormie
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hey all! i wrote a what-if character study & action fic for if king fought sanji instead of zoro during the raid on onigashima. i'd really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!
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#ouughh oh my god. i poured every scrap of my heart and soul into this#sobbed hysterically multiple times while writing it as well as when i finished because i was so damn proud#AHHHH#i know it's long as shit but please give it a read...i promise the fight scene is just a backdrop to the amazing character study#and compelling interactions between them. it is gutting and beautiful and cathartic and absolutely fucking insane#I HOPE YOU LIKE IT#many things included....#such as#zosan#king the wildfire#sanji#roronoa zoro#kaidou of the beasts#and more#so check it out please<3#one piece#rflr#oh this manga coloring is actually 4 panels slapped together and splashed with color. it took fucking forever. so. that too.#also if you saw me delete this and immediately repost it no you didn't. ao3 is being fucky with me. sorry to all my user subcribers who wil#get 2 emails to fics one of which is deleted#RIP#OKAY ENJOY
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i'm having a smekday moment (~_~ ;)
#every time i watch/read this damn thing it hijacks my brain for at least 3 weeks#are there even tags for this hdjkdj#the true meaning of smekday#home 2015#dreamworks#dreamworks home#home (2015)#boov#j.lo#j.lo the boov#god between 'home' and 'j.lo' this one is rough on the tagging huh#DREAMWORKS NAME YOUR SHIT BETTER should have called it happy smekday like you were originally planning smfh#tip tucci#gratuity tucci#tip home#there is that all of them . ok#smekday#skart
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"I don't hate polyamorous people but—" OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION OF POLYAMORY. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS AND LET PEOPLE LIVE.
#i dont hate polyamory but *proceeds to say wildly disrespectful and hurtful shit*#i dont care what some mono prick thinks off polyamory but they certainly make sure to insert their opinion as every opportunity#I'm just frustrated with people man#like why do you care about other people's relationships so much?#quit policing other queers you freak#polyamory#polyamourous#polyam#polyamorous people 🤝 apsec people = fellow queers policing us and being up in our god damn personal business all of the time
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these lines literally all happen within 10 minutes of each other in the same episode and im supposed to just move on like im normal
#like that whole sequence makes me so crazy every time#this rewatch i keep going back and rewatching those dark water scenes god DAMN#doctor who#warlock wartalks
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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it
and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL
#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers#i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them#OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH#ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS#ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail#is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview#nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leave😈😈😈😈😈 not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please#actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question#world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be#FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE#fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework#see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog#anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework#i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age#sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH
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"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#cw blood#something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones#IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE#ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE....#THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU#do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule.#LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE#DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared#i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail#but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!!#i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time#i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS#soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz#i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss#have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES#I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn#annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE.#hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.
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yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from
I think I might be insane or something
#it's all sebaciel of course#god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania#the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch#and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo#and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY#“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal#also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him?#and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him?#is it fellas??#and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes#“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)”#and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go#“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|”#I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first#"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY#I can't I literally can't I'm miserable#sebaciel#was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god
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Kay but also? 👀👀👀 Do you think you'll ever share a screenshot of your TAV from bg3? Bc I truely enjoy all the unique characters ppl come out with, names backgrounds, everything?
This is such a boring answer, but my Tav is literally just me 😭
I know a big component of DnD is to play as a made-up character, but since there's a bunch of options for customization in the game, I wanted to see if I could make a character that looks like me and I got surprisingly close!
Fittingly, my plan was also to play my first run as if I had been isekai'd into Faerûn, and pick the dialog options that were closest to what I would have said myself if I had been in those situations
But anyways, super sweet of you to ask, I'm really sorry for the boring answer though 😅
#I'm probably gonna make a drow character down the line when I decide to do an evil run#but yeah' playing as myself and having the companions tell me I'm pretty never fails to give me insane whiplash#and it is a little jarring sometimes to see tav in cutscenes or in the background of some of my astarion screenshots#I'm like “oh-” every single time lmao' like damn' that character looks like me#knowing damn well that's the whole point LMAOO#anyways anyways' thank you once again for asking' I wish I could have shown you a cooler character#-but I'm unfortunately just working with whatever few assets the gods gave me (astarion reference 😉 wink wink)
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toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar
#bro got mortal-ified one too many times and was like alright thats enough#fuck fate and fuck my dad too - lester#i know what i have to dooooooo#healing the worldddd with becoming a popstarrrrrrr#- also lester#zeus: no wait ur supposed to fix all of this stuff#lester: good idea!!!!!! no.#the other gods: damn bro aint messing around#leto shows up for every concert#artemis too#megs still there shes like the feral thing he has to babysit while being on tour#wait thats literally how toa went lol nvmd#she stabs the monsters while lesters living his barbie rockstar dream#cabin 7 thinks its fucking hilarious#lester papadopoulos#pjo apollo#apollo pjo#toa apollo#toa#trials of apollo#pjo#percy jackson#zeus#zeus pjo
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I love ggy so much how did they accidentally make the most intriguing hypothetical gay romance ever
#also the book is just so fucking good#and tony becker is literally the best fnaf book protaganist ever once you understand his character#and how crazy the book writes him#like oh my god hes so tunnel visioned doomed by the narritave#any scenario where tony survives the attack is the best idea ever like fr#its just so fun and awesome to make stuff up with that very loose premise#like u can do anything#and the characters are likeable too because they have FLAWS#tony isnt a bad person hes just in a bad place and is an asshole without realizing#and also twelve#like how am i not supposed to become obsessed with beckory when tony spent the whole book#accidentally obsessing over gregorys evil side and then being so tunnel visioned by his own emotional baggage that it kills him#exactly how his father warned him#and his father is the reason hes even so deep into solving mysteries like#and u can put that onto gregory if tony ever survived the attack#like he wouldnt want to believe it the same way he didndt want to believe his dad did it and repeat history#by delving deep into ggy#like damn every relationship ever with gregory is so fucking interesting#ggy never stop being awesome#pandas.txt#obviously beckory isnt the only reason i like ggy but damn its a big reason#tony and Gregory are both so flawed and have so much going on in their head theyd be fucking crazy together#also expanding on the tony stuff i said earlier gregorys side has so much potential too like#even if tony died if gregory ever remembered hed mourn tony and have to deal with that#even if they werent even that close at the time and Gregory doesnt even like. actually have any memories of being friends with him#and if tony survived its like gregorys remembering this faceless nameless boy as the only connection to his past#like what if they both searched for eachother after surviving what then
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being depressed sucks, but at the same time it did stop me from drawing illuminaughti fanart like four days before the shit(tm) popped off with her back in may
silver linings i guess
#not art#i like listening to video essays and shit while i draw and work and i ended up listening to a lot of her videos back then#extremely funny to get into a youtuber and then not two weeks later they are the worst person of 2023#cool sona design! shame it belongs to Her#yeah i think about this every time i see a new drama video abt her in my youtube recommended feed#i would be so mad if i drew her and then had to delete it wbhsdjhbdsfg saved me the energy#also the plagarism stuff from hbomb was THE icing on the cake. oh my god. she blew herself up being upset that someone else#was copying her when she literally copies other people all the damn time#flaming mess of a youtube channel my god
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