#like can u imagine bragging about how great ur guy is and suddenly he just dies
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these two guys are on the same wavelength sometimes
#legend of the galactic heroes#paul von oberstein#reinhard von lohengramm#hildegard von mariendorf#anton fellner#doodles#oberstein#oberbaby created his own sole proprietorship called wedding crashers just to use it for this moment#he had fellner hand out business cards right before he squared up and did what his business name promised#even when hes not working he delivers quality#in my mind they are all just parts of the same braincell bouncing around#they are yelling at each other and crying#(reinhard is mainly crying because poor kircheis. . .it was the closest rein ever felt to humiliating defeat *gnashes his teeth*)#like can u imagine bragging about how great ur guy is and suddenly he just dies#right in front of everyone? cringe (thats oberstein ofc)#hilda didnt deserve this she had better things to do honestly#this is all in good fun yall dont get mad#i just had some silly goofy cringey ideas in my silly little mind#yea
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hey, au idea (as if you don’t have enough jsjsjsj) - really studious reader(what a change for once lololol) and popular boi Jin. Jin obviously can work around the social ladder and circles but he sees reader who just dgaf about him and he’s a klutz in front of her. (but like he’s not a butthole, if that makes sense diskshe sorry I saw this is a drEAm)
→ pairing: kim seokjin x reader
→ genre: college!au, comEdy, everyone loves jin including mE
→ wordcount: 1.2k
→ note: this was supposed to be a baby drabble but then it spiralled out of control because i! love! jin! also,.., could this be.,., the return of grumpy!y/n.,., i’M IN
(gif isn’t mine!)
jin is the type of person that everyone instantly falls in love with because not only is he handsome and kind,,.,. he’s also super intelligent and well-spoken and charming and gracious and caring and and all in all suPER super…. humble!
anyways he’s the kind of guy u wanna take home to ur mother but also the kind of guy u wanna take home to ur bedroom
he has everyone wrapped around his dainty pinky finger
he’s loved by evEryone
the jocks love him
the musical theatre kids love him
the punk kids love him
even the cafeteria ladies love him (“love that hairnet on you! it keeps your hair back so i can see those pretty eyes… oh, you’re giving me extra dumplings free of charge?”)
so imagine his surprise when he’s suddenly unable to charm someone with a snap of his fingers,,. that someone being (1) y/n y/l/n
sighs
he doesn’t know what your problem is but every time he says hi to you you look at him weird and then move away from him and he’s like??? what’d i do
it’s almost like..,, you don’T care about him which is impossible because literally everyone cares about him (super, super humble.)
you know that whole thing about how people always want what they can’t have
it’s apparent that jin can’t have you which only makes him want you moRe
you with your creaseless blouses and your pleated skirts and your perfectly pulled back high ponytails
even when you glare at him?? that little wrinkle in between your brows and the way your nose twitches slightly???
god
you’re.,, really cute
usually he can take a hint when someone’s not interested in him and he’ll back off but come on
no one’s nOT interested in him
plus
he enjoys the chase
it keeps him on his toes!!
“hey, y/n! you wanna grab lunch with me?”
“i already ate.” you don’t even bother looking up at jin and he pokes his tongue into his cheek
this isn’t the first time you’ve shut him down
there is a whole liSt of times that you have shut the Jin Machine down
“you wanna study together for the history midterm?”
“not particularly. i study better alone.”
“i like the stickers on your laptop!”
“so do i.”
“y’know, i can get us into taehyung’s house party next weekend”
“i can get into the archives room of the library but u don’t see me bragging about it”
not to mention
every time jin is around you he somehow manages to make a fool out of himself and it makes absolutely no sense
like???? one time he literally tripped over noTHIng and fell flat on his face in front of you
another time he bumped into namjoon’s library cart and knocked the entire thing over
and namjoon is a very nice guy so he was very surprised when namjoon literally started yelling at him like %#%*&@#!!!!!!!
you have to admit
jin is very persistent
it’s kind of cute how much he tries
obviously you think he’s handsome
one would have to be crazy to look at his face and be like .,.,eh
you know the guy’s popular n stuff and you’re flattered that he’s interested
you’re not used to the attention and it makes u feel more confident which is nice
but like
you just don’t want to be distracted from your studies!!!
maybe you’ll finally say yes to going out with him aFter finals blow over
but you’d never tell him that because it’s obvious his ego is bigger than the size of the galaxy
“whatcha up to?” you glance up when a certain someone’s shadow blocks the sunlight streaming in through the window
“what does it look like i’m up to?”
the library’s under renovation so you decided to hAul your ass to the cafeteria
it works out because it’s not that busy right now and also you can go up and raid the vending machines whenever you want
you’ve only been here for twenty minutes and you’re not surprised that jin was able to track you down
you’re either at the library or the cafeteria
there is no in betwEEn
“what are you studying?”
“chemistry.” you hum and flip to the next page of the book “organic chemistry if we’re being more specific.”
aH
you gave a little more detail which is a good sign
see!!!! you’re opening up to him!!! finALLY
“you and i seem to have a lot of chemistry, if you catch my drift”
you take a bite out of your apple and look up at him in a vEry unimpressed manner
o god
he’s loSING YOU
he clears his throat
“did you know that 20% of the human body is made up of carbon atoms-“ jin leans back against a table and moves to prop himself up on his hands but-
he freezes
and turns to look over his shoulder slowly
omg
he just stuck his hand into a bowl of someone’s leftover tomato soup
“oH jesus-“ jin pulls his hand out of the bowl quickly and it clatters to the ground and soup spLatters everywhere including his brand new balenciagas
jin chuckles lightly before grabbing a napkin out of the dispenser and wiping his soUpy hand “let me clean that up really quick and get back to you- woAH“
as he turns, his foot gets caught on the leg of the chair and the next thing he knows he’s falling flAT on his face in lightning speed
oh,..,oH god,..,
jin lets out a groan and flops around onto his back so he’s staring up at the ceiling
suddenly your face appears above his
oh GREAT
he died!
he died and went to heaven!!!!!!!
he died in a tomato-soup stained shirt in the middle of his school’s cafeteria
what a way to go
he died because he tripped over the leg of a chair like an idio-
“it’s 18.”
his brows furrow
“what?”
“it’s 18%.” you stick your hand out for him “18% of the human body is made up of carbon atoms. and this nice white shirt of yours is now made up of 18% tomato soup.” you help him up and jin looks down at his shirt
god damnit
the stain is a lot bigger than he thought it was
this is arMANI
>:-(
you tuck your textbook away and pack up your pencils and jin’s heart droPs to his stomach
are you just going to leave him like this.,., as per usual.,.,.,
maybe this is a hint he’ll finally have to accept
he lets out a sigh and turns to leave
luckily he has a spare button up in his locker noT just for fashion emergencies (like if certain lighting makes his clothes clash) but also regular emergencies like this soup disaster
“are you coming?”
wait what
“comi-“ jin’s voice cracks and he clears his throat “where are we going?”
“to the lab. i’m going to make a hydrogen peroxide cleaning solution for your shirt.”
“,,.you are?” his cheeks flush slightly when you turn and offer him the tiniest of smiles
usually he’S the one making people blush so this is a very foreign feeling
he reaches up to press a hand against his reddening cheek
what’S HAPPENING TO HIM
he’s getting weAK
“uh-huh. oh, by the way.” you swing your backpack over your shoulder “watch out for that chair.”
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