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dimonds456-but-only-hlvrai · 1 month ago

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Okay Benrey making a deal with Bill Cipher is actually really fucking funny, though, because even if Benrey's eyes have always been yellow (or hell, even slitted), NO ONE would fall for Bill's bs for even a second. Cuz there is no one like Benrey. Bill is a TERRIBLE actor, man, I do not think he could pull off a Benrey impression if he took a semester on it.

At least with Ford, he just had to stay up late and do math. With Bipper, he had the excuse of Dipper being a kid and everyone being too distracted with the puppet show to really notice. Blendin just had to be anxious-adjacent long enough to get the Rift.

There is NO WAY Bill would be able to pull Benrey's "idgaf" attitude AT ALL. Bill is too expressive for it. He'd walk into a room with too much energy and everyone would be onto him before he even said anything.

Then he opens his mouth and says a moderately normal sentence and it's joever

#dimond speaks #gf crossover #benrey #bill cipher #i can imagine bill trying to play up benrey's hands-off attitude but he would make a show about it #like 'oh no i dont care i'm gonna go stand over here and just watch you' and everyone's like Huh #or he'd play into the random shit benrey says without realizing that there IS a train of thought there- just really REALLY hard to follow #so he says something TRULY random like 'rainbows are actually squares' while talking about blood or something #and everyone would be like ????? huh?????#not to mention i think dr coomer would just Know something is off due to npc rules #like as soon as benrey and bill shakes hands dr coomer just Knows (even on that subconscious level he has sometimes)#yknow like him knowing exactly what year it is despite the game taking place in the 2000's or releasing in 1998 #anyway. i'll shut up fgsahdj

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