#like as in i become insane about an incomprehensible character i analyse them to understand | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

featherymainffins · 9 months ago

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One thing about me is you can always count on me to want the character who is incomprehensible. People often say "Oh you're gonna want this one for sure" because they think I have a type. There's the secret: There is no type. The only type is confusion.

If the character you are showing to me is perfectly comprehensible and makes sense well unfortunately I will be normal about them. Horny? Perhaps. But to a normal degree.

Show me a cunt who makes no sense at all and it's over. I'm finished. KO'd. I'm done. It's over for me forever.

#at this point i have learned this about myself as well #because i didnt know this either suprisingly #i got the memo after i became insane about Gor//tash #after that i went 'oh ok i think i understand it all now'#actually there ARE some outliers but those are artificially manufactured outliers #as in i become insane about any character i analyse. which means that i get really weird and freaky even if theyre comprehensible #its that uuuh its that one quote. about how you need to understand your enemy in order to defeat them but once you understand #them you love them. so i think thats just what happens in my brain after an analysis. and some of the characters are outliers #because they are both incomprehensible and have been analysed. but that is perhaps a different factor #like as in i become insane about an incomprehensible character i analyse them to understand #i get even more insane.#funniest example of his has got to be Var//ney Castle//vania because the analysis doesnt even explain anything thats wrong with him #like it says a lot of other stuff but hes just incomprehensible for fun. even from a meta perspective hes hilarious they literally #had only two designs and the result is the combination of both of them. no nobody explains why he specifically has weird eyes #see? incomprehensible.#anyway sorry for that. but yeah basically people need to stop being surprised that i want to rail a character when theyre #a puzzle for me to solve or to try to solve. like??? what were you expecting.#show me a character with problems that would take a team of psychologists from all approaches several decades to understand #and ill show you how weird i can get. literally my only criterion for getting insane and unhinged about a character #this is a psa so that nobody gets surprised in the future

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