#like all day

[professional-sinner]

I day dream so much at work I'm genuinely terrified I'll just write "cock" in an official email

[starlightseraph]

I MET HANK GREEN?? can’t believe it tbh

[devilsrecreation]

I can thought Makuu or Kiburi's Clan on that photo 😭

(ofc not my photo)

Oh my god I’ve actually seen this pic before

This is Beshte’s dynamic with Makuu’s float and you cannot change my mind

[bigsquiddles]

the problem is

whenever i get fucked

i spend the next few days soooo worked up and wet cause i can’t stop thinking about it

[jodiariasparoletrial]

head hurts like a lot but at least this time this fiber mug cake thing turned out better

[n0rthernghostbat]

do you guys ever have a dream about finding a really cute guy and falling in love and you're really happy together? no, just me? okay

[theelderhazelnut]

I AM SO FUCKING TIIIIREDDDD

[maipareshaan]

I lit go insane if i look at s4 Dean, my mind is just cute cute squishy squishy all the time

[half-n-half]

On this rainy morning, I'd like to stay in bed...

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[wreedenthusiast]

My favorite place as a 10-12 year old:

My favorite place as a 13-17 year old:

My favorite place as an 18-19 year old:

[wolfstarlibrarian]

One of the coolest parts about being a fan of fanfic is you can actually contact the author. And they will respond. And then you can message them nonstop until they allow you into their lives and then you’re becoming their beta reader and suddenly you know multiple authors of all types of fiction books and fanfic authors who will drag out their deleted fics for you to read at a moments notice.

Anyway. Comment on fics and message authors. It’s absolutely worth it.

[harumscarumcos]

tbh I do not think that Vander is beating the “Claggor is his biological son” allegations

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy