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dusty-cobweb · 10 days ago

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julian bashir stutters !!!

which yknow he was kinda upset about because he felt so dumb to people. he knew he was intelligent, but he just couldn’t articulate it in a way that other people could understand. he always paused during his sentences, letting his words catch up to his thoughts. tripped over words, tongue going to the next syllable before he even got to the first.

and when people hear those pauses and breaks, it’s like they forget about everything else. screw theoretical hyperbolic geometry applications to worldly development, it wouldn’t fucking matter if he mixed the words up.

but, it does hide him. hides him well. because no matter how smart you are, how enhanced or augmented, it doesn’t matter if you have a stutter.

#ds9 #disabled julian bashir #julian bashir #julian bashir ds9 #headcanon #dusty back at it again with the julian content #projecting myself onto my lil blorbo #rotating him in my mind #like a well imagined apple #yeahhh

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sorrinslays · 8 months ago

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I like to believe that Sampo has pretty sharp fangs, and, this is a dumb and I'm not sure if it's possible, but, do you think when someone wants to shut him up they just shove an apple or something in his mouth so he's forced to bite onto it, making it stuck there unless he bites really hard

#Natasha uses that trick on him all the time #Seele too #Gepard as well once he learns this trick #Sampo himself doesn't mind cause he likes apples #how I imagine it would happen:#Sampo - come onnnnnn! I'll even throw in a discount just for you my frien-#*Natasha shoves an apple in his mouth*#Sampo shuts up immediately #and then in the background he's just seen chewing quietly and listening to the conversation of other characters #sampo koski #honkai star rail #hsr sampo

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notadreamurr · 2 months ago

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Sketchs of my rainbow dash and applejack redesigns that I haven't drawn in a hot minute :D

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spotaus · 5 months ago

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If I have energy I want to draw out some designs for an au I'm spontaneously writing.

(Medieval times, there's a Prophecy. Nightmare rules over this kingdom and is supposed to complete this prophecy, he refuses to because it would harm the people. Dream was sent away and banished by Night because he was dis-illusioned into thinking the prophecy was a Good Thing abd what he was raised to complete. Night collected his Knights (Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross most recently) and trains them and tells them the truth of the prophecy. They're loyal to him. One day the magic of the prophesy (Apple Magic) leaves Nightmare unexpectedly, returning him to the state he was in before he accepted the mantle. This puts a target on his back and gives Dream a huge advantage in maybe making a comeback. The Knight's decide that their King (newly a young lad and variably scared and frightened) must be protected and they run the kingdom as he normally would, while also ensuring he survives and that the prophecy can't be completed.)

#yes this is fueled from RealAge AU vibes #and yes I technically have circled back around to my own initial post but like #the visual of these specific guys who've had various hardships in their lives suddenly like... idk... gaining a purpose and a protector in #Nightmare then seeing him reduced to a fraction of what they'd known him as. and still deciding to follow and care for him?#this au gives off distinct Older Brother energy because Night is like... 13-ish and not young enough to #baby but not old enough to resume his duties immediately #and he's got this like... awkward teen anxiety suddenly flooding through him that he doesn't know how to cope with #so the guys turn around and use lessons Night taught them while they adjusted to help him #Night's weak from Magic-loss? well he used to make sure Dust got bed rest and a meal so that's what we'll do!#Night is losing a huge chunk of his autonomy? They found a hobby for Killer so what does Night like?#just... yeah #plus Dream fully believes his bro pushed him out due to greed for power and had gathered forces to rally with him during exile #so he's the returned golden prince #and I imagine here that the final stand involves the knights scattering to stop Dream's forces while Killer stays with Night (<- most loyal)#and Killer hides Night right before Dream shows #and Dream says a bunch of vitriolic stuff about how Night ran and sacrificed his men and such and cuts down Killer with a near fatal blow #and Night finally manages to get out of wherever Killer stashed him and there's a moment where #Dream is seeing his little brother abd Night is seeing the man who lost his rights to be called brother when he attacked his Knights #and like... idk man #also Error is definitely Night's court magician/wizard because he bends reality in ways it really shouldn't #and here Error is younger because. i. I like the idea of an Errormare subplot but also like. the idea of scary spooky Overlord NM looking at #the wizard who just turned a vase inside out who's like 10 and learning he's a runaway and sponsoring him? yeah that's silly.#turns out Apple Night appreciated Error's raw talent. after the fact Night realizes he admires Error. insane tonal whiplash from his Knights #who have Zero protocol for courtships and kinda like. just watch it happen after the chaos is over #Okay that's all. i need to do my homework

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palahnyook · 11 months ago

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With the coming of words, love writes and is then overwritten; love is marginalia illegibly scrawled in your own illegible hand. In time, love becomes a dense manuscript, a palimpsest of inscrutable, epic proportions, one love is overlaying another, thick and hot and stinking of beds. It's an unreadable mess.

— A Certain Hunger, Chelsea G. Summers

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hanzajesthanza · 9 months ago

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geralt & rest of the wolf witchers: so we put ciri on the comb and the windmill in the afternoon, and before that she runs the killer at dawn…

triss: hell… i’m going to call kaedwenian CPS on you. i’ve seen the girl, she has bruises all over—this is abuse!

lambert: hah! like hell, it is!

coën: hardly abuse, it’s quite average really.

eskel: we have tried to go easy on her…

vesemir: she’s doing a quarter of what i made you all do 🤨

geralt: triss, i’m trying to give ciri a normal childhood. these are things every child does

triss: …

#eskel like righhhttt i remember that one day we ran the killer and you fell into a ditch which turned out to be an endrega nest #i adore the witcher for its most accurate representation of fathers ❤️#the witcher books #geralt is an independent cycle breaker in some aspects though like i imagine he couldn’t ever bring himself to use the belt #and he got into an argument with vesemir/all the rest about it and even declared well she’s our destiny but she’s My Child #the thought made him ill and he didn’t know why. the why is because he is geralt of rivia 😌❤️#yes he threatened her with the belt in sword of destiny when they met but lmaooo he wouldn’t ever deliver on that threat #he’s too pacifist he had to give her both apples. come on #the elbow-high diaries #book: blood of elves

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 month ago

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Pictures and things

#photo diary #image 1 - pretty sky!.. so many sky photos as always #2 & 3 - baby son keeping me company during one of my Sickness days where I kind of just sit on the floor in a blanket #for hours slowly sipping pedialyte and having applesauce and such lol #He likes to bite the squeezy apple sauce pouches.. and try to steal the heating pad #4. Sky again. lighter more scattered fluffy clouds.#5 - greeting card that I drew at someone's request so they could send it to their elderly family member lol.. It's like.. cats baking #in a kitchen I guess? My eternal curse.. being the number one lover of cats in the world yet still somehow barely having a grasp #on their anatomy so they always look ridiculous when I draw them. I have both drawn and looked at cats for my entire life basically #yet somehow those two things do not come together to make me a good cat artist.. alas..#6 - underpart of an outfit I did (and havent yet posted of course because of my evil backlog of onemillion drafted posts)#I took the main dress off the top but thought the underneath part looked cool on it's own as well #7 - more sky.#8 - Mushroom fettucini alfredo. steak. and grilled asparagus. A fun little meal for me though I can't remember the occasion. I think maybe #as a reward for getting my covid booster or something. Though I still feel it's not as much of a reward when I am personally cooking #everything myself at home gjhbjh.. so its like... I'm having to do quite a lot of labor which makes it feel less relaxing I suppose. but eh #a treat in some form. Still cheaper by overall cost than ordering from a restaurant - and also can be customized and prepared #exactly how I like - which is the point. I guess more I just wish I weren't the only cooking person in the house. Everyone could #take turns making special meals for each other rather than like.. ''hmm I feel like having a treat. suppose I shall spend an hour #making it all myself and then feel tired whilst eating it'' lol.. ANYWAY #9 - and then.. you guessed it..MORE sky pictures!!! This time pinky bluey and so on.. huzzah..#A very sky heavy entry into the photo diaries I suppose #The sky in the 1st/7th image is jsut very ethereal seeming to me. something about the way the lighting is behind the clouds. It's #transportive. An interesting sky will make me feel like many other places in time or things I've seen in dreams or something. You get #a sense of being in a different world or like you're looking out over something you once imagined whilst reading a storybook. maybe lol

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somnas-writes · 1 year ago

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Magnus being Vanirspawn while also being the most rage filled teen Ever is so funny

#why are you so angry dude😭😭#he’s traumatized that’s why #omg hes like branch from trolls #BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OKAY???#he’s the chillest out of Floor 19 while also being the angriest venir child ever #imagine family reunions with the vanir side of the family #he’s special to meeee #also a head canon I saw was that he has the sweetest crying face #I think Magnus is a pretty crier #the tip of his nose and the apples of his cheeks turn a shade of pink #his eyes well up and make his eyes sparkle #he’s beautiful #to me #magnus chase #mcga #mcga headcanons #I love mcga #somnas.rambles

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an-urgent-appeal · 29 days ago

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monitoring by deco*27 could be a soldierspy song if you just give me 12 hours and 5 cans of monster to explain

#not rb #I need to stop saying this type of shit #already feeling like that one “sponge plus star equals clam” spongebob gif #“guys I think apple is orange” *never elaborates* *leaves*#okay but listen. LISTEN‚#pov character (of the mv) is a paranoid freak projecting a mix of fear (of judgement) and desire onto the singer.#said singer ultimately just wants them to be okay but might be unusually persistent/devoted in said endeavour (up to interpretation??)#“lean on me with your whole weight” thinks of their dynamic in emblue where soldier constantly sacrifices for spy for practically no reason #(other than his commitment to the system)#is that how spy sees him? a willing‚ almost eager pawn?#“call my name‚ and anytime I’ll come hither” do you get it. Do You Understa #also just. The theme of perceived inseparability #“I'll always be by your side” are words the pov character is putting in the singer's mouth #(well. the entire song is. but you get it)#(actually on a meta level this song works best when sung by vsynth/vocaloid bc of both the fictitious nature of the singer and the fact tha #that *all* vocaloid songs are technically putting words into the mouth of an interpretation of said singer. if that makes any sense)#sorry that's off topic anyways my point being #the pov character is both put off and endeared by whom they perceive to be a weirdo watching them #this is the closest they have to a support system. this is the only person they really have batting for them #they are also unwilling to really open up to this interpretation of the singer because it's easier to imagine that they already know #that the pov character won't have to go through the trouble of exposing themselves. that the singer understands in the way they need to #and is blindly‚ unquestioningly loyal Anyway #remind you (me) of anyone #this is how I justify listening to this fucking song on repeat for the past 72 hours #this is also how I spread my “soldier should lovingly maul spy because they're both freaks” agenda #ty for coming to my ted talk. I had to save this in my drafts first to make sure I didn't hit the tag limit 💀

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thetimelordbatgirl · 1 year ago

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One of the many reasons I end up preferring the Ever After High books to the webisobes/specials a-lot: because its the only media to acknowledge the fucked up elephant in the room that is, "oh yeah, the parents of characters like Apple and Ashlynn are going to die because destiny calls for it."

#like you got snow crying in apple's room when kitty is randomly teleporting all over the place in her short story #likely because not only she misses apple #but legacy year means shes being reminded of how little time she has left with apple #before she has to die so apple can be snow white #while ashlynn in her story is confirmed to not like thinking about her moms predestined early death #since it obviously upsets her #and its just #imagine being a kid having to sign a destiny where your parent is required to die #and your parent is aware of this as well but both of you believe it has to be done because destiny #like the same books that quickly said 'uh im sure our fairytale will be whatever and destiny will find a way'#to raven asking wait wont she become apples stepmom #also just said 'oh yeah those parents have to die'

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mxdotpng · 3 months ago

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if i had the energy and time to write my orv enchanted au itd be all over. id have fulfilled my lifes goal. thered be nothing left to strive for. which is of course why i cant write it and definitely not because im bad at writing for long projects.

#.text #imagine. office worker kim dokja. he babysits his neighbors daughter most days - shin yoosung's parents are never home #and shes too young to leave alone faithfully even if shes as sweet and responsible as can be. he spends his time reading and rereading #an old webnovel that eventually led him to befriend the author. and despite being rich han sooyoung still eats all of his snacks.#then of course theres yoo joonghyuk. fantasy prince from another world whos to marry lee seolhwa.#the day of his wedding he falls down a well and dies.#and then he gets isekai'd into the real world.#ive never been able to think of an antagonist for them every time i think about this au i Only think about the slow dance scene at #the end of the movie. thats so them. am i crazy.#the other thing i like to think about is shin yoosung and lee gilyoung teaming up to try and push yjh down Another well #in the hopes that he goes back to his shitty novel & stops bothering their not-dad-just-a-babysitter. they never succeed with this #OR i like to imagine my lee seolhwa/lee sookyung agenda #kim dokja vc the love interest of the webnovel i like came to life and is now courting my mom. help?#OR OR the poison apple scene. i think he'd be given the choice to send yoo joonghyuk & co home if he ate the apple & died #and because he believes thats what yoo joonghyuk would really want & doesnt value his own life he would do it.#once again incarnation kim dokja has been killed by the person he loves most. it always happens.#anyway this au will never be real just know its in my mind always.

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evenmorecrows · 2 months ago

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kieran is my little guy. my boy my son. maybe i Am rotating an au in my head where hes the datv protag. maybe he enters into a romance with lucanis. like father like son (his dad being m!amell who romanced zevran.) plus itd be. so fucking funny

#this is already building off the back of Another au in which occaisonally after kieran reached like. age 5 morrigan lets zev and hiram #(<- hiram amell for further clarification)#look after him sometimes. i imagine it takes a while for her to not be a helicopter parent about it but hiram is patient and honestly never #expected to be able to be present in kierans life at all. and he doesnt know how to be a dad but he tries his damndest #i think zev might be a little awkward about it at first but soon enough kieran is a son to him as well #also kieran saying Weird Shit and hiram taking a moment to wonder if thats an old-god-soul thing or a morrigans-son thing #(as if he isnt also Weird. lmao)#anyway imagine kieran not mentioning his fathers especially when he hears lucanis talking about house arainai and then through some means #the gang (probably being luc and harding) ends up in the area kieran knows his fathers are and kierans like. hm.#its messy but you KNOW the jokes about being just like his father and the apple not landing far from the tree would come out #bc its just too perfect. male mage at the age of 20 finds an assassin (who is also a guy) and falls in love #i honestly think theres a million ways that first meeting could go #also i havent gotten to the part in the game where solas actually says this so i dont know hows its actually worded but like.#while being vague. the revelation abt the archdemons. like what does it meannn for kieran.#still unsure if what was taken from him was like. an actual soul???? and if so were there two souls in him or just the one?#what would it mean to BE soulless?? would it only matter once you die? and why was it so important to mythal to have it in her grasp?#anyway.#dont mind me im just here playing with my touys

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boogiewoogieweeb · 8 months ago

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it's all fun and games typing up a silly, rickety little au idea in the tags of someone else's post and then suddenly you find yourself expanding on the world-building and plotting out interconnected stories for characters you swore would only make background appearances and your brain is On Fire with the need to write even when you know you can't commit to yet another doomed wip

#the terror #this is 100% about the fucking hartving tech!averse jirv/librarian!hartnell au from yesterday bc IT WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE #thinking about a ficlet detailing how bridlgar met #peggles is a delivery driver who does the rounds dropping off the library's stationary orders and john's the one in charge of receiving #and they strike up a friendship over terrible stationary puns and eventually start dating when john introduces harry to classic lit #thinking even more about a joplittle sequel where after ned shows up soaking wet the first time and is immediately smitten #by thomas “Just Being A Decent Person” jopson; he starts volunteering at the library just so he can get closer to jops #(like the loser he is; bc why ask someone out directly when you can just hang around in their orbit and hope they notice you noticing them)#but the more time he spends at the library the more he comes to love it; and ends up volunteering to read to children on his free weekends #(my tumblr homies know exactly where i'm headed with this bc i am so transparent my mom might as well have called me “window”)#and jops; despite his better instincts; gets so turned on after hearing ned do voice impressions for fictional crayons while reading to #a bunch of enraptured rugrats that he decides then and there he absolutely can't NOT fuck ned senseless the second he gets his hands on him #meanwhile for the main fic; jirv and tartnell are both absolutely disgustingly in love but are also completely clueless #as to how to go about expressing interest in each other bc while i imagine jirv not being as repressed in this as he normally is in fanon;#he still hasn't actually figured out he's Big Time Gay™ yet and #tartnell on the other hand is both extremely attracted to and intimidated by the handsome; aloof yet kind; bible-quoting scotsman #who's decided to adopt him as his personal apple support technician #despite the fact that tartnell knows little more about iphones than jirv (seeing as he's been using android since smartphones took off)#god i'm in so deep about this stupid little au i've dreamed up that i just want to yell about it for hours on end #and despite knowing i'll likely NEVER get around to writing it; it is just... taking up Brain Space... that i already Do Not Have

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coffinkissez · 6 months ago

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HELLOOOO a lil question abt one of ur obey me OCS, eve 😍😍😍

what was her hair color before she got the blue box dye supreme special 🤨 or did god just go "man what would my first woman look like............... OH MYSELF BLUE HAIR IM SO SMART OH MYSELF OHHHHHH" < has never read a bible in their entire life

Totally not asking becuz I wanna make smth ahahhahadahah

HIIIII!!!! I mean the brothers as angels had blue hair so maybe 🤷 idk I’ve been imagining her with a dark brownish, blackish hair color before she got the blue box dye supreme

#the blue hair is actually the result of her eating a cursed apple and gaining immortality #Why blue? well when I imagined her it was a really light blue almost white #and as I was coloring her in blue just looked cooler #and I wanted to have a different hair color to Solomon because they’re both immortal and. It was just more fun that way idk #THANK U FOR ASKING HEHEHEHEHE 😊#☕️!- clove speaks #like martha speaks #🎞️!- eve

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ex-vespidae · 9 months ago

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vampire bat ponies my beloved.... they r so silly...

also i love their little collars rarity is slaying in that vampire cape, i love how she just somehow has the outfit for everything...

#sage speaks #ITS SO COOL #even if the plot is... talking apples from space #i mean??? if that's what it takes for epic bat pony moment sure #this is from issue 33 btw #i coukd go on about the nightmare rarity arc as well.. that was a good idea and nightmare rarity is SUCH a cool design...#i kinda wish the nightmare version wasn't just a possession thing tho #i wish it was more like emphasising their worst traits into something evil...#BUT THATS JUST ME!!!! i think that comes from me being a queen sectonia fan lmao #i like those ideas more #technically u could have the nightmares become an infection au tbh?#imagine that lmao... being immune to the nightmare virus because u tried to take over the world while under the nightmare influence lmaooo #ANYWAYS #thats it

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wellnesscard · 1 year ago

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stumbled across the tiktok term "ingredients household" the other day. everything coming from that app makes me go insane. food is ingredients is ingredients is food the fuck do you mean. and i did look it up dont try to explain it i looked it up alr chill. im just venting here bc i think its stupid, nonsensical, and basically just means low/minimally processed so like. how are you gonna look at for example what i packed for lunch today and not see food in front of your fucking eyes. idk. yall are too much. whats actually not a real food is these "snacks" made in some factory providing you all the nutritional value of sand off the beach.

#ik im being unreasonably antagonistic about this but it is howyousay my tumblr blog so thats a bit moot #and actually common misconception: its cheap asf to buy vegetables #i got a gigantic heap of vegetables from walmart (im a walmart shopper now ik ik im poor af work w me here damn) for under $50 #these highly processed foods that will have you feeling like assssss however. are like $5+/box/bag/whatever #are they more convenient? maybe. but fr doesn't have to be. like its an apple bro just eat it. i stg youll be okay.#next week well ease u into munching an entire head of broccoli away. chapter 3 is radishes. and so on #these are all snacks in and of themselves.....#< last tag sums it all up basically if u wanna skip past me losing my cool over tiktokker word-choice and then advance to nitpick my #imagination of others eating/grocery habits

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