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I really need to get this out of my system so I have been sitting on this idea for a while it hasn't left me yet funny thing is I was looking at art that has nothing to do with this idea when I thought of it ok so Vlad accidentally clones himself the clone is younger than him teenagers and is stable the clone aka Victor has a similar personality to Vlad but a lot less creepy and conniving and more sassy and spiteful eventually Victor decides he wants nothing to do with Vlad (cuz he's creepy and obsessed with a married woman) so he goes and bugs Danny
@ashxshadow I'm in love with your brain wrinkles. I had to draw him.
#pondhead replies#danny phantom#vlad masters#vlad plasmius#vlad's clone au#victor masters#i love this with my whole heart#danny can't stand the guy but he's not gonna kick him out#like a shitty cousin#and yes he does get a bout of ecto acne#and he's not happy about it#dani and victor make a club#dani phantom
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paris and their favorite cousins in their younger years, when things were a bit simpler. (evander on the left, patroclus on the right. baby cousins not shown)
#ffxivsnaps#gposers#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv oc#hyur#mygposes.#the tatlonghari brotherrrssssssss 🥺🤧#what are they talking about here. probably talking shit about their uncle#posted this on the seafloor and evander got scolded for smoking lol#they don't know he's a chainsmoker who taught paris how to make their own cigs#sometimes you need a shitty older cousin/big brother figure to teach you things. like raiding your grandpa's liquor cabinet#and yes paris has more cousins. they lived with their aunt cassandra and her kids for a good 11 years or so and become a pseudo big sibling#+ one other baby cousin who's their shitty uncle's kid that they didn't hang out with as often#i'll show them off at a later time#i made this alt outfit for teen!paris and they look kinda nice in it. paris would never wear a skirt again tho they would rather eat glass#they only wore this because their more conservative family members didn't like them dressing masculine much less acting masculine
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Nya: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Wyldfyre, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
#ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#nya ninjago#ninjago nya#ninjago wyldfyre#wyldfyre ninjago#i had a thought#so i am in no way a jaya shipper#but#what if...#they adopt sora#since sora had such shitty parents and i really like the bond between sora and nya#also y'know sora's an inventor and stuff and both jay and nya are inventors (even if the writers seemed to have forgotten that about jay...#and like kai kinda adopts wyldfyre#so sora and wyldfyre are cousins#just a lil thought
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(Short) Snippet #1 / Prompt #6
Villain was invited to a Christmas party hosted by Supervillain, full of known criminals in the city and their henchmen.
they hadn't expected the invitation from the master criminal, obviously. especially because Supervillain certainly does not look like the type of person to host parties.
while they don't intent on showing up because they'd rather spend it alone, something had caught their attention in the invitation. It had mentioned that Hero would be there.
now here Villain was, in the party, expecting some sort of announcement and humiliating Hero in front of everyone and it strangely worried the criminal.
sure, they hated each other but they hadn't want this. if anyone has to deal with Hero, it would be them. not supervillain.
they leaned against the wall, holding their wine glass. they're worried and overthinking for their nemesis and it's ridiculous.
they glanced around the room to spot..Hero. Unrestrained, Not humiliated, Nor bruised. But they're there, talking to who it seemed like one of Other Villain's henchman.
they would know, the said henchman was their old best friend from highschool who they still kept in touch with.
the villain watched as the henchman leave, waving bye to the hero..what the fuck.
they put their wine glass down to one of the tables and approached Hero, tapping their shoulder from behind to get their attention and put on their "iconic" smile.
"my, my..what is a hero doing in a party full of criminals?"
the hero turned back and smiled sheepishly.
"hey. did..Parent not tell you i was gonna here in your letter? ah, I knew I should've insist them that i should be the one who's writing your letter."
#hero x villain#hero x villain community#hero x villain snippet#hero x supervillain#platonically#christmas prompts#this is my first time writing a snippet sorry if it's shitty LMAO#I live for supervillain being hero's parent sorry.#there should be more prompts i think#adopted hero#they're actually adopted#yeah#villain x hero#villain does NOT like parties#fun fact i was gonna add the fact that Other Villain's henchman is villain's cousin#CAN BE USED AS PROMPT!!#if you use this plsplspls tag me I'd love to see it <3
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one of the many reasons I love Rachel's POV is that she just does not get Marco. Not at all. Jake and Tobias know hes putting up a front more often than not, and Cassie especially sees right through him, but Rachel buys the mask. She even thinks, originally, that Marco might be against fighting just to annoy them. I'm not even sure that Rachel ever really understands how deep Marco goes down the rabbit hole.
Like, I don't think she's doing anything that Marco doesn't want her to-- She isn't being mean or anything. I don't think it's because she dislikes him, or because they're constantly fighting. Marco is doing this on purpose. He puts on a mask with everyone, but Rachel, especially, and she buys it hook, line, and sinker.
And it really makes you think, like-- How long did Marco and Rachel know each other before his mom died? Is she basing her assumptions off a boy that doesn't exist anymore? Is that why Marco keeps up the front with her, or is it because she's the most popular, the prettiest, and the strongest? Did Marco have a crush on Rachel before his entire world fell apart? Is that why he's desperate for her to never realize it did?
#shut up az#animorphs#marco/rachel was my first ever animorphs ship and now as an adult I'm like wow it would go so poorly#because Rachel just does not get Marco at ALL#and I think Marco definitely adored Rachel at the beginning of the series and that's part of why he couldn't stand Tobias#but I also think he gave up pretty soon after realizing how similar they were#like it does not escape me that Marco and Rachel both open books using their morphs to attack people#like. they are so. fucking similar sometimes#and I think Marco seeing that he and Rachel are similar only in their most ill advised moments would turn him off a little#and now I'm like wow it probably doesn't help that Rachel has never once given any indication that she realizes he's changed#like he will always be the same old annoying shitty best friend of his cousin and on one hand he appreciates the nostalgia of that#but that's not who he is anymore. you can't love something that doesn't exist. so Marco just. Lets go.#(falls in love with an alien instead)
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man.... poor cressida, eloise totally ditched her in her time of need :( and then her life went to shit
i was hoping for a good outcome for her story, but the writers really just shoved her back into the mean girl role to move the plot along :/
i really liked her speech to colin about how different they are because her family doesn't support her, cuz the bridgerton's make bad choices all the time that cause society to look down on them, but they always bounce back (and don't start shipping off children to the country to avoid further ridicule)
i really liked how they had all the featherington's reconcile and explicitly try to be more supportive of each other, like a whole women supporting women storyline, but then the writers fucked over cressida so horribly 😭
#just feels bad that they had a subplot of her being made aware of her harmful selfishness and try to change#only to have her double down on her selfishness#and i mean it makes sense with how eloise treated her and how her mom literally raised her on the idea#that it's everyone for themselves... but fuck i liked her and eloise#bridgerton#also how fast eloise dropped her was so shitty. and how she constantly ignored her to watch Penelope#cressida cowper#eloise bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton spoilers#me seeing eloise with kilmartin's cousin 🤨🏳️🌈❔#also what on earth was Francesca's reaction to his cousin??? also 🤨🏳️🌈❔#i just have no idea why she would suddenly be so nervous except for 🤨🏳️🌈❔#naomi watches things tag#maybe she just doesn't know what love is and just found a platonic soulmate in john and then sees one(1) pretty lady and 🤨🏳️🌈❔#who knows. but also i like the idea of them having a slow love and not something super intense like all the other bridgertons but maybe#that's the ace in me idk
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So I was never into the X-Men Cinematic Universe, but I'm watching Origins: Wolverine, and I am seeing what Gambit looks like in live action and I....
What did they do to my boy??
#gambit#gambit xmen#remy lebeau#like. what is this?#its very “go girl give us nothing”#he looks like the Riddler's shitty cousin. he looks like Alex from the Clockwork Orange movie grew up to be an incel#he looks like he'd refer to women as 'females'. he looks like he would start an online course on how to 'pick up' women.#like. why does ge have the fedora? why does he look like that? whose idea was this nonsense?
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the final season of wwdits will really be the end of the Our Flag Means Death, Good Omens, What We Do In The Shadows era and idk if I'm ready for that yet
#and the cousin to the trilogy BBC Ghosts#i know we still have the last season of gomens but with the stuff about Gaiman itll never be the same#same thing as the stuff that came outr about the ofms cast with zionism and taika being a shitty father#i seriously doubt the season will be good considering the “our like only poc woman charachter gets turned into a white man forever” writing#but still it feels like the last proper season to come from the wwdits/ofmd/gomens era and oh my god was that a massive part of my life#good omens#what we do in the shadows#our flag means death#ofmd#wwdits#gomens
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so if we assume the names baela and baelor are related does that mean baelor the blessed was named for his aunt baela the same way his sister rhaena was almost certainly named after aunt rhaena? bc that has max irony potential with baelor locking up all his sisters the same way men kept trying to lock up baela at the end of the dance. what a shitty namesake legacy for baela the brave.
also thinking of how baela ends up stepping into rhaenyra's shoes in a smaller scale way, what with eloping with an uncle who ends up fucking around on her w a girl young enough to be their daughter. and ofc the succession to driftmark is marked through him tho it should've been hers. either that or she should have been a queen, though a queen consort rather than a ruling queen like her grandmother and stepmother/aunt/cousin could/should have been. and instead like her grandmother at best she'll be remembered for the damage she did to aegon the usurper and his dragon, before being reduced back to just a daughter, wife, and mother of powerful men.
#valyrianscrolls#baela targaryen#baelor i targaryen#alyn velaryon#rhaenyra targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#hotd spoilers#(i guess)#obvsly alyn is taking after corlys by fathering acknowledged bastards w his younger mistress but the incest angle is what#makes baela like her stepmum even w/o the daemyra age diff. we all know alyn was her uncle not cousin#happy fire and blood friday!#(as in all of house targ. not just the shitty book abt them)#(c)lsb
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vulnerable moment perhaps. but my grandma died four years ago and I can still remember her house so vividly even to the point of being able to recall a certain room and its decor and the many associated memories with it that I’m so afraid of the day I’m going to start forgetting it
#just thinking how the people who bought it renovated it beyond recognization that I wouldn’t even think it’s the same house.#that the house I visited so often in my childhood is only accessible through memories now#I can still remember the texture of her shitty couch#and being scared and double checking the back room that lead outside was locked#and the laundry room me and my cousins would freak each other out about cause it sounded like it was groaning#and the family dinners…
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I'm rereading the Thief and wow Gen truly is using every last scrap of his patience to not correct the Magus and spill all his secrets regarding his background, his family, and his thieving skills
#magus: a common born like you doesnt know true eddisian folklore and also youre a shitty thief because you got caught#gen: excuse you! the queen is my cousin and i got caught on purpose as part of a mastermind scheme!#the queens thief#queen's thief#my post
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potentially batshit headcanon, but i think it'd be funny if these two were related somehow.
#i'm inclined to say they're cousins but it'd also be interesting if they were siblings ngl#gustafa hasn't really brought up his own upbringing so far in my playthrough so i'm running hogwild w/ his backstory#i hc that gustafa's parents were classical musicians and pretty strict (very much the types to force what they think is best on their kids)#he felt like the environment was too stifling not only for his music but also his spirit so he left home as soon as he could#he's still proud about his family's history as musicians but definitely doesn't want to raise his kids like his parents raised him#so that's why he's pretty laid back when it comes to raising bea and encourages whatever she loves doing no matter what#wait now that i think about it carter organizes the music festival in mineral town doesn't he?#shit i'm connecting the dots#carter would probably be older than gustafa so i guess he left home as soon as possible too#he just went the route of joining the clergy to get out of town rather than becoming a hippie like gus#imagine going to the next town over to check out their music festival only to be reunited w/ your estranged older bro >>>#you haven't spoken to in like 10+ years#i feel like they'd be okay terms tho they'd definitely bond over how shitty their parents were#okay i'm having fun w/ this headcanon i'm gonna keep it i think#story of seasons#bokujou monogatari#a wonderful life#friends of mineral town#sos awl#sos fomt#sos gustafa#gustafa (awl)#sos carter#carter (fomt)#hc : (sos) awl / fomt#mj.txt
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Sometimes I think about how I saw someone in the tags of that bcs/brba randomized smash or pass or fmk or whatever wheel get Domingo and say about Domingo "he's a dickhead but I'd smash" like are we talking about the same character???? Domingo??? A dickhead??? Since fucking when??? Like unless you were rooting for Walter (which automatically makes your opinion less than nothing to me) how in THE HELL does anything Domingo said or did in his brief appearances in both shows make him a dickhead?? I really wish bad things on whoever it was that said that. They don't deserve to get him on that wheel. I, however, do, and I got him on the first try bc it was meant to be. (No seriously I got him on the first try it was crazy. Krazy, even.)
#other characters have done 90000x worse shit and yet they dont get called a dickhead!!#n fact they get practically worshipped#and the whole 'they did nothing wrong uwu' treatment when DOMINGO LITERALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG???#like trust me i love a lot of the horrible characters who would rightfully get this label#but domingo doesnt deserve it at all#leave my angel ALONE!!!!!#edit (was originally gonna mention this btw): the emilio thing. it was a business move in their line of work.#was it shitty to do to his cousin? yeah but i really dont think it was very bad of him.#like i said everyone else has done wayyyy worse things so. anyways
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today i bring you random tma doodles. tomorrow? who knows.......
#just me and my shitty sketchbook against the world it seems#i cant draw on my mac bc it doesnt have pen pressure bc it was made in like 2001 :(#idk if ive told the story of my shitty mac on this blog but basically:#a few years ago my cousin was like dumpster diving?? or smth?? and she found this old 2001 ish mac#so she fixed it up for me and gave it to me for my birthday#its too old to work with my tablet fully so it doesnt support pen pressure and slowly over the years its been degrading more and morw#now google freaks out if i try to visit any page that isnt my email and i cant get any other search engine to work lol#it also starts chugging when i have too many pngs in my files and gets hot enough to burn when i make too many layers in firealpaca#oh also i cant get anything other than firealpaca to work on my mac#its like having an old horse that you still make work on the farm despite the fact that it faints from heat exaustion all the time-#-and sometimes doesnt wake up the first few times you call its name. but you dont want to put it down and it refuses to die of old age#my art#doodles#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#melanie king#i love you melanie!!!!!!!!!!!! she own my heart!!!!!!!!!#georgie barker#do they have a ship name#basira hussain#not my best basira but its so small in my sketchbook lol
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SAW A MASSIVE SEA TURTLE AT THE PORT LET'S GO
#insert personal tag i forgot#i say port but it's like. a glorified semiabandoned parking space for small fishing boats#and it's so peaceful and quiet at night so turtles often come there but this one was HUGE#and i haven't actually seen any here. my cousins have but this was my first time and she was MASSIVE#i have pics too but they're shitty quality bc night & phone camera#but i am so thrilled!!!!
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One time cousin lorry hit his head really hard and saw everything normally for a few minutes, and he screamed the whole time
#cousin lorry#imagine living in shitty drawing lala land then seeing like. pores#individual hair strands#eyelashes that aren’t just little triangles or two lines
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