#like a rogue lawn mower went by

[fruitytboy]

Clocking in early for tuesday with a post-surgery tummy !!

[ironbulls-ironballs]

I had this wild dream last night that I don’t remember much of but I need to get it down before I forget.

My family was involved in smuggling goods from Canada. America was totally fucked or something and they were taxing toilet paper and stuff at a ridiculous rate. We worked with a group of centaurs and some stereotypical redneck guy who lived on the border. The centaurs rode lawn mowers into Canada (don’t ask me how) because it made them look like Canadian Centaurs so they could get the goods and not attract any attention. then redneck guy held the goods in his shed. We got the goods from him to disburse among the local community. But one day when we went to pick stuff up he said there was nothing brought in because the centaurs had gone rogue. Cue to Centaurs aggressively riding lawnmowers over a big hill backlit by the full moon doing lawnmower wheelies. Then I woke up.

[sorenmarie87]

Alone

Pairing - Crowley x Reader Warnings -  Reckless reader, Nudity? idk, Crowley avoiding Y/N, feelings

Word Count -  1,067

A/N -  The third and final part of our journey~ Thank you everyone for reading, commenting, reblogging, etc.  I also want to thank @fictionalabyss for looking over this for me <3  Fic based on Alone by Heart

Part 1 - I Want To Know What Love Is Part 2 - Poison

Forever Tags - @lovetusk @dragongirl420 @mirajanefairytailmage 

SPN (Crowley) Tags - @gettinjoyful @wholita 

After the intense make out session with The King of Hell, things went more or less back to normal.  Crowley was avoiding you.  Anytime the boys had a case and he popped in, he made sure to leave as soon as you were near.  You did nothing wrong and frankly, it was starting to piss you off.  When Crowley kissed you, you were sure he was going to confess some form of feeling towards you, but when he vanished you were stunned.  

This time when the boys had a case and when they asked if you wanted to help out, you jumped right at the opportunity.  Throwing yourself into a case was just the thing you needed to take your mind off of Crowley.   It was just a simple salt and burn but you came out from the house looking like you went twenty rounds with a lawn mower.  There was a deep gash on your right arm, multiple scratches down your face from debris and the two brothers were concerned about you.  It wasn’t like you to be so reckless during a hunt.  

The three of your piled into the Impala and returned to the motel for the night.  After getting patched up, they asked if you wanted to come celebrate another successful hunt with them, and you politely turned them down.  

“I know what your after hunt celebrations entail, so I’m going to pass.  My room has a nice tub, so I’m going to relax in there.”

Sam and Dean looked at each other, shrugged, and left you on your own.  You told the both of them to make good choices and you heard Dean’s deep laugh as he opened the driver’s door to the Impala.  

Sighing to yourself, you made your way into the bathroom.  Turning the water on and plugging the clawfoot tub, you made sure that the water was the right temperature.  As you poured the lavender salt mixture, you dipped your hand into the water and mixed it up as the water rose.  Once you felt that everything was in place, you shut the water off and stripped off your clothes and sat on the lip of the tub.   You placed your phone on the speaker dock as the station you were listening to started play Alone by Heart and you froze.  

This was another song that reminded you of Crowley.  

Taking a breath, you submerged yourself into the water.   Groping around the outer ring of the tub, you found what you was looking for.  Rolling up the bigger wash rag, you placed it behind your neck and tilted your head back.   

You don't know how long I have wanted To touch your lips and hold you tight, oh You don't know how long I have waited And I was going to tell you tonight But the secret is still my own And my love for you is still unknown Alone

Scoffing to yourself as you sang along with the song that was playing, you didn’t realize how much this verse was hitting home.  You couldn’t figure out why Crowley would avoid you - it’s not like you confessed that you loved him, at this point though you did miss him.  Using another wash rag, you gently ran it over all the cuts you got from this hunt.  Why were you so reckless?  

Closing your eyes for the briefest of seconds, you were surprised to see Crowley standing in the doorway.

“Oh you’re naked.”

“I don’t know about you, but I don’t bathe with my clothes on.  Why are you here Crowley?”  

“I needed to see Moose and Squirrel about something but I can’t find them.”

“So you thought you could just pop into the bathroom, and check if they were in here?  Hate to tell you this, but why in god’s name would they be in my room?”  

“I don’t understand why you’re upset with me darling.”

“Really?”  Biting the inside of your cheek, you took a breath before saying anything else.  “If you’re going to stay and talk to me, just do something other than be a prick.  I don’t need this right now.”  

Removing his jacket, he folded it in half and placed it on the sink.  Your eyebrows raised when he started rolling his sleeves up and held his hand out for the rag you were currently holding.  Dipping it into the water,  he gently scrubbed all the blood and grime that was caked on her back and arms.  

“You have every reason to pissed at me, love.  How I acted, you didn’t deserve that.”  You had to pinch your leg.  ‘Ow’   With a red spot forming, you knew you were awake and this was actually happened.  

“You’re damn right I was pissed.  I thought things were moving along swimmingly.  You kissed me and everything…”

She heard Crowley sigh as he hung the rag on the lip of the bathtub.  “You’re the one person I never wanted to hurt.”  

“I never told you what actually happened to cause all those cuts and scrapes after I helped your mother did I?”  

“No.”

“She was trying to put together a spell that would stop you permanently .  I told her that I refused to help her with it and she went off.  She had a rogue hellhound attack me, Crowley.”  

“There was no reason for her to be so barbaric!  You could’ve died and I would never be able to tell you -”  Crowley stopped himself before looking at you.  Getting up from the floor, he found a large towel and held it up for you.  Pulling the plug on the water, you blushed before grabbing onto his arm to safely get out of the tub.  Wrapping the towel around yourself, you looked at him.

“Tell me what, Crowley?”   “That I’ve fallen for you.”  

“You what?”  You tried moving forward but the floor was somewhat slick so you started to fall.  Crowley caught you with ease and pulled you into his arms.

“I’ve fallen for you, Y/N.  You’re the only one that makes my visits with Moose and Squirrel tolerable.”  

Surprising Crowley and yourself,  you pulled him in by his neck and pressed your lips against his.  Pulling away for a brief second, you placed your hand into his and led him back into the main room.  “I love you too Crowley.  Now, I want to show you what love is.”