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watching my entire dash one by one tumble headfirst into being absolutely breathtakingly horny on main for Venom isn’t the fall mood I was expecting but it sure as fuck is the one we deserve

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treat yourself like you would treat your favorite character

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

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im here for these two pika boyfriends

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Chapters: 3/5 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King's Own isn't really a part of Yoongi's life plan, but when it's the Own or the gallows, he decides that there's nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

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Why are any of us here

Do Not Repost!

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yoongi quotes part two

part one here [x]

“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?”  yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country. taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.  jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words  [picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”  Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:  you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.  “Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”  taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.  yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal???? yoongi: I’m a surrealist.  taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR? yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor)  “You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.”  [when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno]  yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards- yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one” -card is colored- bts: -incredulous yelling-  jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon! 2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.

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Draw a cactus mage.

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The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

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hi please read my yoonseok fanfic theres knights and magic and good times and bad times thank you

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pls read my stuff ha

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King’s Own isn’t really a part of Yoongi’s life plan, but when it’s the Own or the gallows, he decides that there’s nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Military, War, Magic, Knights - Freeform, kings - Freeform, kingdom - Freeform, think classic knight type deal without the classics, snarky suga, ex-thief suga, Knight Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Good Friends, and good wars, and good good romance Summary:

Being forced to join the King's Own isn't really a part of Yoongi's life plan, but when it's the Own or the gallows, he decides that there's nothing wrong with a little change. Besides, maybe military life, and his new Knight-Commander, Hoseok, will be good for him.

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6, 32, and 43? c:

agfyauiwgfhwukrgwav i can’t believe I actually got one omgggg

6: Favorite fic (or one of them)

I have a few and I’m probably missing some but I can’t give you just one fic; I’ll give my top 3 that may or may not be that popular. 

Bootleggers by @shingekicorn , Give Your Best by @bicyclestandard , The Anthropologist by @captainheichousbitch 

32: Favorite AU trope? 

A/O/B dynamics! Family/Parent AUs! you can’t rip these from cold, dead hands 

43: Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.) 

It depends. In long fics, I like it in moderation with other elements, but if it’s a short fic or one-shot, I love the floof! 

Send me fanfiction asks! 

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Hood Naruto part 4

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an excellent response to bigoted parents!