#like a carwash for my brain

[bugfeelings]

when you spend an entire weekend ignoring everyone, consuming 3 things at once, and not leaving the house, it's easy to think you're incapable of feeling joy but listen. that's the depression talking and you should leave the house if you can. ideally climb a tree

[hyunebear]

let’s take a moment to analyze these concept photos bc what in the everloving fuck is skz going for honestly??????????????

[scolek]

you know when youre awake but your brain pretends youre already sleeping so youre not dreaming but you also dont have complete control over your own thoughts?

or is this just me

[hiohaku]

WILD THINGS MY FRIEND BLAKE HAS SAID ONLINE ( 1 / ? )

a mix of questions, statements, etc. nsfw included. / adjust as needed

❝ i'm sorry i'm down bad for women who can keep me in a cellar ❞

❝ fuck them kids bro , punt 'em ❞

❝ damn are you a parking ticket , cause you got FINE written all over you , aha ❞

❝ i sleep on my back so i can practice for my casket ❞

❝ 'tism and titties should be the first bullet on every marriage application ❞

❝ woof woof ❞

❝ it exploded . . . i fucking took off ❞

❝ i know that shit feel like when you open your window during a carwash ❞

❝ i'd rather hit my package with a ballpeen hammer ❞

❝ no problem, forehead ❞

❝ put a leash on him ❞

❝ manifesting wet socks for the lot of ya ❞

❝ that shit sounded like a grapefruit being rung out ❞

❝ we as a society need to start calling people poindexters again ❞

❝ my brain needs food it aint got no wrinkles on it ❞

❝ thicc ❞

❝ need me some of that stuffin' ❞

❝ ONCE AGAIN I AM TIRED OF LEAVES ❞

❝ if we see a cow we moo ❞

❝ if we see a deer we say OH DEER ❞

❝ ' it's grey sweatpants season ' ma'am if i wanted to display small things i would open a jewelry store ❞

❝ violently shitting myself due to being nervous ❞

❝ where does one aquire a steed ? ❞

❝ ARF ARF ❞

❝ this that type of cold that just piss you off ❞

❝ i'm tired of this grandpa ❞

❝ i found the best stick of the year ❞

❝ i fucking hate leaves. i wish all the trees a very bald ❞

❝ this aged like milk ❞

❝ let him cook ❞

❝ with how deep i sleep i need that mf alarm clock spongebob had ❞

❝ Ghost is just spooky bon jovi ❞

❝ butter up them cheeks boy ❞

❝ is it dangerous to fall asleep at night to videos about demonology lmao ❞

❝ i am making it a personal goal today to feel bonita ❞

❝ SHOW ME THE TIT ON AN ALMOND ❞

❝ y'all better hype me up like this when i get jiggy❞

❝ two halves of a whole idiot ❞

❝ a homie needs about 3 years worth of hugs ❞

❝ i got a canoe, don't make me pull up ❞

❝ YOU THE ONE THAT'S A KNOB SMHHH ❞

❝ holy hellfire i just had to walk a plaza the size of two football fields ❞

❝ yeah i ugly cried ❞

❝ girl dinner honestly ❞

❝ here lies [ name ] ' s hopes and dreams ❞

❝ i'm being held hostage ❞

❝ [ name ] don't even start the top of your head probably flat ❞

❝ my brother in Buddha LEAVE THE PREMISES ❞

[jade-kyo]

Season 15 post Restoration thoughts

Back when Restoration was first announced I rewatched the shisno trilogy to weigh the pros and cons of everything getting retconned. I’ve decided now that Restoration has aired to do another rewatch like that but this time more just general thoughts and headcanons

welp let’s get started!

Oh hey this is actually funny

Still say Dylan’s original cameraman was funnier, they should’ve kept him instead of Jax. Frank you will always be famous to me.

KAIKAINA MY BELOVED

Bringing back Vic was a big brained move fr

On the topic of Vic I’ve always liked the theory that he was actually one of the alpha fragments, specifically the love fragments… hmm things to consider

The whole situation on chorus is also interesting… further things to consider

Oh hey look at that Dr. Grey actually sounds like herself. What a wild concept.

The reds and blues are actually friends and act like it? WHAT A WILD CONCEPT

Grimmons closet sex you will always be famous to me

But also Church basically writing gay smut of his friends is very funny

Man this is actually funny. Wild concept.

Nah but there’s a legit joke about them getting a bad movie bro predicted the future

Canon band au

I love how all the things Carolina mentions happening are so low key compared to the others. Like yeah Grif convincing Simmons GoT was real is wild meanwhile there’s actual dinosaurs

Yeah the whole red team and blue team thing IS outdated. Concept wild.

Genuinely love how you can tell just how much Carolina loves these idiots and their shenanigans. Such a concept.

“No he means Church” frothing at the mouth

OH HEY THEY GENUINELY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER AND ABOUT CHURCH. WILDEST OF CONCEPTS

“I’m not in the military anymore” yeah Grif that sure is a GREAT point. Concepts are wild.

But also can’t believe we’ve had to watch grimmons get divorced twice

PROTECTIVE TUCKER MY BELOVED

Dead beat dad Tucker jokes my BELOATHED

Man remembering the characters ranks. Really concept the wild.

“We’re having fish” bro why did you say it like that makes you sound like a cannibal 💀

Loco you will always be famous to me

“You don’t have to destroy the past to have a future” what a great way to show that you can let go of the past and trauma while also honoring the memories of those you lost. Concepts really do be wild sometimes.

Damn I think I’m coming back around on carwash- I am not immune to hand holding and funny take off your suit bits. Platonic or romantic they make me feral. I’ll take it either way.

Freelancer death room is a genuinely cool and fucked up scene

As much as I’m enjoying this rewatch I still can’t stand the Sarge butchering that starts in this season and just get progressively worse

SERIOUSLY VIC IS A FRAGMENT HE LITERALLY SAYS “it’s me!” IN REFERENCE TO THE ALPHA

Y’all were right Temple is totally gay for Biff

Oh god I forgot about the shitty animation

Also werent the simulation bases started after Tex fled from PF?? And also after Carolina went MIA???

Rip Biff bro did not deserve that but to be fair the second he said his girl was pregnant he was doomed by the narrative

Caboose cursing my beloved

Donut is a furry confirmed

TUCKER ASKING CABOOSE HIS THOUGHTS AND EVEN AGREEING AHDKGAKSH

While I am enjoying this rewatch I think I figured out what always bugged me about this season. The reds and blues are the wrong kind of dumb. Like yeah they’re idiots but you seriously didn’t consider once that the blues and reds might be lying to you? Especially after everything that happened on Chorus?? But especially Carolina and Wash not really questioning it??? Like idk it just feels off

Temple has so much potential as a villain cause like he’s not wrong… and I think evil sim troopers is such a cool concept…much to be considered

Oh actually acknowledging how much they’ve accomplished especially on Chorus?? Of concepts to be wild

Another thing that bugs me is this constant use of “good guy/bad guy” language. just feel off for the themes of RvB.

Ah yeah Grif’s volleyballs

Grif might be able to give Wash a run for his money on that Sarge impersonation

LOCUS!!!!!

Locus-Grif team up my beloved

METAL GEAR REFERENCE SPOTTED !

EVERYONE BEING PROTECTIVE OF CABOOSE

But also I think Caboose not understanding death is weird like yeah he’s dumb but again not that kind of dumb??? Idk just one of those things that doesn’t entirely sit right with me

I do like the interactions between him and the team tho

Loopy Wash my beloved

Again will never forgive what they did to Sarge

Locus is gonna steal yo kneecaps

Ah yes Church’s obsession with fucking up Wash continues.

Honestly in hindsight I don’t actually love Wash getting shot. It really feels like they just use him as an angst punching bag because he’s a fan favorite. And this is coming from someone who LOVES angst

Also I feel like Tucker rushing out is ooc when a big part of his arc on Chorus was him doing that, getting people killed, and then learning that sometimes you gotta think things through. Kind of the start of how they undid and then redid his arc

OKAY BUT GRIF AND TUCKER MOMENT!!!!!!

Okay again this weird insistence of all the enemies being comically evil shitty people is very antithetical to the core themes are RvB

Everybody shut the fuck up the Caboose and Tucker moment after Caboose ties the guys shoelaces together is so fucking cute holy shit I am frothing at the mouth I love them so much

My hatred for anything time travel related remains

AUDIBLE GASP

GRIMMONS WHY ARE WE HERE MOMENT MY BELOVED

Yeah Sarge your monologues ARE better. Sure wish they’d remember what those monologues actually meant for your character development. Wilds the concept huh.

Man Grif choosing to stay with his friends no matter what. Truly concept in my wilds.

LOCO NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Oh god they hit you with the Caboose feels that should be illegal

Still don’t like that Caboose got to say goodbye tho. I said it last time but it’s too- fairytale-ish. The themes of grief in rvb have always been about how it’s unfair and a lot of the times you don’t get to say goodbye and you don’t get closure but you still have to learn to let go and move on despite it all. Want it noted this is also a criticism I have of the Chex stuff in restoration.

Furthermore Tucker really was prepared to create a time paradox in order to bring back Church AND THEY JUST NEVER CIRCLED BACK AROUND TO THAT???? Bro Tucker grieves Church so much and they just never address it

Also Vic’s sacrifice is further proof that he’s an alpha fragment

GRIF SIBLINGS MY BELOVEDS!!!!!!

Dylan’s speech at the end is very good and it makes me love the simulation headcanon more cause that means it’s technically Church, or at least what Church believes/hopes the world would think of the reds and blues.

Also can’t believe Temple, Bucky, and Cronut are all still alive and they just never brought them back in any way.

ALSO CAROLINA SINGING AKHSKAHSKHDKSJ

CABOOSE DRUM SOLO

Alright then that’s seasons 15! …. On my hands and knees begging for forgiveness S15 TAKE ME BACK IM SORRY I WAS EVER MEAN TO YOU!

But in all seriousness I’m way more open to this as a possibility of what happens next than I am Restoration. This is just glorified fanfiction and like it’s fun! I have fun watching it! I’ve got my complaints but still at least it gets that these characters care about each other. It may not have the strongest writing but it’s not terrible and you’ll catch me rewatching it and enjoying it from time to time.

… do I have to watch s16- can’t I just skip it? Please no amount of Restoration sucking is going to make me like that season. I might just skip it and if I’m ever feeling more up to it I’ll circle back around to it. In all honesty I think 16 and Restoration are on the same level for me. Bad seasons that I mostly ignore but I will on very rare occasions rewatch them if not just to bitch and complain. I do think Restoration is a little better than 16 but still easily in the top 3 worst seasons of RvB.

Welp in that case you will most likely see me talking about s17 next unless I’m just really feeling the self hatred enough to watch 16

[hey-hey-j]

now that I've finished my rewatch of the entirety of SU here's my Top 10 Moments from the series in no particular order

- The entirety of "Something Entirely New" but especially the ending bit; Ruby and Sapphire's first fusion dance, so scared and so timid but so sure that they want this, that they want each other, and the way they're both humming the tune of "Stronger Than You" in unison right before forming Garnet for only the second time ever

- Amethyst's "I'm not going to let you stand there and remind me of everything I hate about myself!" because god YEAH if that isn't just. THE mood.

- The first time Steven and Connie form Stevonnie. There's just something about the writing in Alone Together that scratches at this particular itch in my brain and I love it so much. That sequence of Stevonnie running and laughing and jumping into the ocean......

- The opening scene of Watermelon Steven. Steven and Greg's relationship is one of my favorites in the entire show and I cherish every moment between them but there's just something about the mundanity of this scene that gets me. Just a father and son having fun fooling around with watermelon in the driveway of a carwash. Your Watermelojesty.....

- Ruby and Sapphire's argument near the end of Keystone Motel. It's weirdly my favourite Ruby and Sapphire interaction in the entire show because it just. Hurts but in a nice way? I like that they don't fully resolve the disagreement by the end! I like Ruby's line "You know what's nice about being split up? I get to look at you." I like Laughy Sapphy! I like Sapphire's little giggles as Ruby kisses her! I love Ruby and Sapphire and their relationship so much aaaaaaaghhhhh!!!!

- Steven calling out for Greg in Adventures in Light Distortion. Yeah it's DEVASTATING and it makes me WEEP every time but GOD. He was just a scared little boy crying out for his dad 😫😫😫

- FULL DISCLOSURE. I don't care what you think "Full Disclosure" is the best song in the entire series and I lose my entire shit every time I hear it. "You don't have to be a part of this / I don't think I want you to be / You don't need this / You don't need me...."

- Two moments from Keeping It Together: the scene in the Kindergarten when Garnet starts to fall apart, and her dialogue with Steven at the end of the episode. "You forget you were ever alone. And your old names might as well be names for your right arm, and your left." Steven and Garnet's relationship is hands down my favourite among Steven and the Gems and I just. Really really love how they're there for each other this entire episode.

- "Do you believe in destiny? / Close your eyes and leave the rest to me / Do you believe in fantasy? / I have to when it's right in front of me, oh / What are you doing here in the real world? / What are you doing here / so close I could touch you? / What are you doing here? / And what are you doing to me....."

- and this last one might actually be my favourite moment in the entire series: Steven's breakdown at the end of I Am My Monster. How cathartic it is. How overdue it is! Yeah, we'd heard Steven cry before but. Never like this. Raw and visceral and ugly and NEEDED. God I hope Zach Callison got the recognition he deserved for that performance because GOD. I will never stop thinking about it.

[jellogram]

I still think getting off SSRIs is a good thing for me because my lifestyle is not compatible with getting regular pharmacy refills and that was making me really anxious, plus I can worry less about interactions with stuff like cold medicine. And I was still fucking crazy when I was on them so it's not like it was a miracle cure.

But on the other hand I'm getting a strong resurgence of the thoughts I used to get before I was numbing myself, which is not necessarily horrible but sometimes I'll be sitting there and my brain will scream "I WANT TO TURN MY BODY INSIDE OUT AND THEN WALK THROUGH A CARWASH."

So I guess I am blessed in the fact that, while I may experience extreme and volatile emotions, my brain at least has the adequate vocabulary to describe them perfectly.

[demonio-fleurs]

i was tagged in a 20 Questions meme!

sorry for taking so long to respond, i can be kinda lazy sometimes and was waiting to be able to use my laptop <3 but ty for the tag @iam-jacks-redacted-information !!!

let's dive right in!

1 ) How many works do you have on AO3?

28!

2) What’s your total AO3 words count?

120,637 (owo)

3) What fandoms do you write for?

Red vs Blue, Spider-Man, World of Warcraft and SPYXFAMILY are what are listed on my ao3 profile. I've done my most amount of work in the RvB fandom, but i've also written a LOT for The Hunger Games, Torchwood, and (sadly) Harry Potter and Twilight. Just... not on ao3.

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Next Time Around which is an RvB rewrite w/ Tex surviving outside of the Epsilon memory unit, instead of being erased by Church at the end of s9 (which i still need to rewrite and finish waaah) Closure which.. I genuinely don't remember writing. Scars which I wrote on behalf of someone who wanted more non-sibling Carwash fics a cup of coffee in the morning which I wrote after a desire to see more of Wash's tastes/interests changing after the implementation of the Epsilon AI it's all in your head aka, a cute lil thing I did for fifteen minute ficlets that I need to get back into for SPYXFAMILY and twiyor.

5) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes and no. It depends! I am an awkward person so if I know how to reply, I usually will especially if it's something i can answer! However, if it's something where i can't really think of a good response I might just leave it, or come back to it later.

6) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Uh... i tend to not write angsty endings. I like happy endings, I like knowing that despite everything, happiness can still be found. Like I LOVE angst, but I also like rewarding myself with some happy endings.

but one time I wrote about Cinna's death from THG so.... does that count?

7) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I've never finished it, but my intended ending for Next Time Around was to have Tex going to Allison's grave on Earth with Carolina and Wash and laying down Forget-Me-Nots, before going back to live out the rest of her time with the Reds and Blues.

8) Do you get hate on fics?

Never directly, but I also don't really remember a lot of 2015-2018 because of cringe :'). I do think a lot of Peter/gwen fics got indirect hate from peter/mj fans which sucks because Peter has TWO hands!

9) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

I have orphaned most of my smut fics, but yes. I have done some basic ass vanilla guy eats out a girl stuff, but my favorite is the kinky sapphic smut. If you ever stumble upon a Tex/Emily Grey smut fic by an orphaned account, that was me :)

10) Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

No, they're just not for me.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No but last time I checked in 2021 someone had stolen my fucking background/about section from Tex RP blog and that was a COMMON problem I had in the RvB RP fandom on here. So. much. fucking. theft. of. my. god. damn. about. page.

And I put hours of work into it. Hours. It was detailed, and people just keep fucking stealing it somehow.

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I am aware of!

13) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

errrr...... Trying to rack my brain but coming up with a blank. i've written fics as favors/gifts for people though! Usually a "I have this idea and no idea how to write it help me pls Ange" thing

14) What’s your all-time favourite ship?

Church/Tex. Something about the inherent doomed by the narrative of it all, how no matter how hard Church tries to pull her close she always drifts away from him, the levels of love and trust they have towards one another.... Like they are DOOMED lovers but also they kinda both know that and that's what makes it so difficult.

15) What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I really really wanna go back and re-do and finish Next Time Around, and after playing NieR Automata that desire is even more present. but also, one piece is my current hyperfixation so I have no idea if I ever will.

16) What are your writing strengths?

oh. oh god. oh. um. hm.

Probably my short, punchy sentences. Where not a whole lot is being said, but the impact is still really strong and the emotions of what I'm trying to impart are impactful.

Also, my inner character monologues. I love that shit. Lemme open up their mind and tell you their entire secrets

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

Combat and physical descriptions B)

Combat is just... Idk. So much going on and it's so hard and you have to be really good about the descriptions and the motions and movements or else it's all a mess. And physical descriptions just... I'm a byproduct of the cringe era so I always worry about how my descriptions will sounds T-T

18) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

/shrug

I have never attempted to create my own fictional language, and I probably never will. It just isn't for me. I am planning on trying to pick Japanese back up, as when I was a wee child I knew it fairly well, but lost it as the years went on.

19) First fandom you wrote for?

Shugo Chara! or Sailor Moon

20) Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

Next Time Around is my current magnum opus but it also unfinished and I have no idea when I will pick it back up.

And that's a wrap! Thank you again @iam-jacks-redacted-information for the tag!!! I appreciate it, and i loved reading through your responses! Plus it made me go back through my old ao3 archive and see what I have written which I haven't done in a minute.

Anyways <3 if you wanna play this game please feel free to, and tag me in it! I always feel awkward tagging bc I still don't know a whole lot of people on here anymore QwQ

[konoko]

my favorite song is carwash by striptease

have fun distracting your silly brain ☺️

thank u, i like it :)

[deldeldel90]

 "Be serious, guys," Blaine, the de-facto leader of their quartet, told them — mainly Syrah and Griffin. Saffron was actually working. "This is for charity."

 Syrah, the de-facto goof-off, immediately spoke up. "There's no customers!" 

 "There may be customers." 

 "No customers." Syrah stuck out her tongue childishly. "C'mon, if you really want this carwash to sell, why don't you post about it on Instagram? Don't you have a million followers?"

 "That would be dishonest." Blaine then added, "plus, my father controls everything on that. I can't just — post." 

 "Your dad sucks," Griffin said around a corndog. He was promptly ignored, as that was a topic Blaine was not ready to touch on. Ever. 

 Syrah scoffed. "Hmm. Alright, Blainey." 

 ("Only I call him that!" Griffin piped up, in a tone similar to outrage. Again, he was ignored.) 

 "Okay, Pinocchio," Blaine returned snidely. 

 "Hey! I take offense to that!" Syrah gasped. "My curse and that puppet are completely different. I dunno, I think that was really rude and uncalled for." 

 "And what do those orphans think?"

 "I—" 

 "Wow, Syrah. I can't believe you want orphans to die of starvation." Saffron wrung out a soaking-wet rag into a plastic bucket. "That's horrible." 

 "Would the orphans want me to die of boredom?" 

 "And do you want me to drop dead of annoyance?" Blaine snapped. "And then you go to jail, because you killed me?" 

 "I'm pretty sure annoying people to death isn't against the law," Syrah shot back. 

 "I suppose you'd be in jail then with a life sentence," Blaine told her, tsking. "Maybe it'd be better. You wouldn't steal all the muffins at breakfast then."

 "Those muffins are free…!"

 Blaine snorted. "Free of price, maybe. Just as you are free of morals." 

 "They're delicious," Syrah defended. "Maybe if you came to breakfast earlier with me and Saff—" ("Do not call me Saff.") "Then you could've got some. They've got a big ole basket of 'em, and do you really expect me to just take one? After I'm hungover and hangry?" 

 Blaine scoffed. 

 "You're a thief," he spat. 

 "It's free food. How am I a thief if it's free food—" 

 "EVERYONE! Will everyone stop talking about death, muffins, and general crimes?" Saffron asked. Demanded. "I have a bit of a headache, guys. My brain, it's very sensitive." 

 "Can we talk about this corndog?" Griffin, who was sitting down on a garbage bin and not doing anything of worth, piped up. "The mall down the road sells them! Blainey, we could go—" 

 "Work! We have work!" 

 Of course, Syrah could not just leave it at that. "I think we should form a union." 

 "We— we literally were assigned this by the teachers? You can't form a union." Then, Blaine sneered. "Especially not alone." 

 "Saffron would join me!" 

 "I would not."

 "He wouldn't join you. He would join me. Against you and your orphan-hating agenda."

 "I wouldn't join either of you." 

 ("I wanna join!" Griffin yelled, always excited at the prospect of conflict. He was ignored. For the third time.)

 "Hmmmm. It's so crazy how you're, like, ignoring the facts of the matter. Tyrant behavior, if you ask me." 

 Blaine opened his mouth, ready to respond when —

 Suddenly, a splurt of cold, uncaring water splashed his face. And then kept spraying. For a good few seconds. 

 It couldn't have been Syrah — she, too, was screeching, high-pitched like a newborn baby or, perhaps, a shrieking demon. Whichever fit better. 

 (Which was the demon, for that matter.) 

 Nor could it have been Griffin, who was still eating that disgusting corndog and also too far away to grab a hose.

 So, all evidence considered, and the water drenching him shook off, it had to have been…

 "SAFFRON!" 

 The man in question only said mildly, "I. Have. A. Headache." 

[fun-little-problems]

i will NEVER get over the transition from no eyed girl into when he died. it makes me feel like my brain went through a carwash with the sparkliest soap to ever soap

[slothfuljeremiah]

this morning a moth flew into my shower and got instantly obliterated by the stream of water and it really put things into perspective for me. i'm always like "god i wish i was a clueless animal so i could go about my day in peace without the agonizing knowledge of human inventions like cover letters and the stock market" but the flip side of having a brain the size of dust particle is that i might just unknowingly fly straight into my watery grave with nary an impact on the universe. at least as a human if i end up atomized across someone's windshield because i was jaywalking they'll have to go to the carwash

[loveinglymii2]

i watched dangerous romance and i truly love it already i like the dynamic between sailom and kang i do i like that sailom is a very smart dude and he uses his brain against kangs bullying and isnt shying away from him trying to bully him he lets him do it then thinks of a way around it like when kang has him cornered after he tried to tell the teacher that kang was bullying his friend he saw the other teacher and asked her if she needed help after he spat on kang shoes or when he notices kang slipping his card into his shirt pocket and playing along with kang acting like he didnt steel it and letting his boss check him only for the card to be back in kangs pants pocket (i need to know how sailom did that btw) and my favorite thing he does is when hes surrounded by all those kids taunting him to kiss his friend auto with their phones out and right when he was leaning in to kiss auto he swiftly changes his direction and plants a fat one on kang instead bc i know that he knows that if he had actually kissed auto that video wouldve been everywhere and the bullying wouldve either continued or he couldve gotten in trouble with the school (kind of like in never let me go when ben and the main character got their kiss sent to the whole school, I forgot the main characters name opps) but since he kissed kang he knows those videos will be deleted or kang would definitely hurt whoever posted them heck hed probably get them expelled

with that being said im extremely sad bc i dont want to wait until next week to get another episode i want all episodes to be available now but i will be patient and calm but its just i cant wait to see the shift to see kang realizing that he has a crush on sailom and that hed do anything for him to make sailom happy like he hated him and wanted to see him destroyed only to care about him in the end and find peace and understanding and heck maybe even a purpose from what ive seen in the trailers it seems like hes really lost i dont know if im explaining this right bc im not a good writer but this is how i feel also i wonder how sailom is going to get out of this debt and who called the police on his brother and whats going to happen to him after his brother goes to jail whats he going to jail for also like hes a teenager but he almost becomes like a s*gar baby/sw how does that work and how does kang find out about that this is from the trailer so we obviously dont know the full story of the s*garbaby/sw storyline yet but that intrigues me bc like how and it seems he meets the person that introduces that line of work at the carwash place and im like why are the adults not watching out for this child to make sure grown men arent trying to pimp him out but i guess it kind of establishing fairly early in the show that the adults (with the exception of autos mom shes an angel i love her) are trash so yea

i think i have more thoughts on this show but im not 100% sure how i should talk about it but ive watched it twice today and i think i might watch it again tomorrow after only friends to see if theres anything else ive picked up on what would truly be an amazing bit to this show is if kang had always had a secret crush on sailom that would be really interesting also this was giving major boys over flowers for a second there ok now im really down

[vigilantejustice]

diagnosed with 2 ugly 2 exist disease

[bakugohoex]

pretty Kasamatsu meeting you when you're already pregnant, and this man is whipped. He's your new neighbor and runs to help when he sees you struggling to take groceries in, then blushes and stutters while listening to you complain about putting together the furniture for the nursery, immediately offering to put everything together. He's curious about the baby daddy, but not too much, instead trying to hide his drooling while he sits on the floor of a lavender and buttercup yellow room, ignoring the directions as he struggles with the cream colored crib and trusty screwdriver far past its prime. It's a simple question that he asks, wondering how far along you really are that leads to you complaining about just wanting to hurry up and give birth, then more complaints about your sex drive being through the roof. He briefly wonders how this is related, sweating as his hands shake and he drops the same screw multiple times until you finally get along to saying how your doctor mentioned orgasms as a way to force labor, and despite your attempts the baby bump just makes it too hard. He's a disaster at this point, vision blurry while he nods away. Kasamatsu is terrified of women, and he's wondering what kind of vendetta he has against himself to put himself in this position, with the exact kind of woman he's attracted to. He doesn't really know what happens, but one second he's still on the floor, then the next you're standing beside him, petting his hair and shamelessly flirting, then the next he's fucking you in your big, king sized bed, too drunk off your pussy to think while he sucks on your tits and your cum drips off both of you. His eyes are rolling back into his head as he drools on you, sputtering about how he'll happily help you with your current brat as long as you let him put the next one in you, and sputters about how he'll even put a ring on it as if he hadn't met you that same day. You don't go into labor that day, not after you've cum more than you can count and get left a shaking mess on your brand new bedspread as Kasamatsu gets up to grab something to clean you up with, but you do go into labor a week later, when he's driving you home from one of those cheesy new parent classes and he fingers you under your sundress. He makes a pun about being skilled with his hands to make you cum that much, then gets stunned so much by that not being cum, and being your water breaking, that he almost crashes the his truck before screaming and doing the most reckless u-turn he has ever done to go to the hospital.

lmao just to be made to turn around once he gets there bc you are no where near dialated. He fucking acts like a clown while he drives to a carwash so he can vacuum out as much of the mess as he can while you laugh at him from the sidelines as if you aren't deadass in the beginning stages of labor and the sole cause of his stress

KASAMATSU WANTING TO HELP HIS PREGNANT READER AND ENDING UP FUCKING HER TO HELP HER GET INTO LABOUR 🤩🤩🤩

that’s the shit i like to see i was like going into this thinking how’s it gonna turn out but as soon as ya put them telling kasamatsu that cumming makes labour occur bruh i want to fucked by him now like he wants to breed me afterwards fuck me 

babes idk how you think of stuff like this but genuinely i’m in love especially the last part where he goes through a crisis after fingering ya in the car, he needs to chill but also fuck me more 😩

OH ALSO him helping with the nursery my heart like it’s so domestic but so sexy at the same time like it has captured me and now i’m brain rotting kasamatsu 🥰

[artificialqueens]

The Carwash One (Biadore) - Whiskey Neat

A/N: Hello everyone! It's been a veryyyy long time but I'm finally back with another story. The reason I've been gone for so long is because I only really know how to write angst and Adore has seemed so much happier lately so I just couldn't bring myself to write about her being sad, even if it's fictional. But the Biadore drought has been killing me so I decided I had to whip something up. I'm not sure when I will post on here again but don't ever think I'm gone for good. Hope you all enjoy this one! PS: Please go easy on me because this is the first time I've written in probably a year so my skills are a bit rusty. 

Summary: Adore is scared of carwashes but goes in one anyway because Bianca needed to.  

It was a lazy Saturday afternoon when Adore’s phone vibrated next to her on the couch. 

Willow: “YOU BUSY?” 

Brat ❤️: “Not really. What’s up?”

Willow: “WANNA RUN ERRANDS WITH ME?”

Brat ❤️: “Aw does grandma need help carrying her groceries? 👵🏽” 

Willow: “🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽“

Willow: “I’LL BE THERE IN 20” 

Brat❤️: “Why do you always type in caps?? It’s like you’re yelling at me!” 

Willow: “I AM”

20 minutes later Adore and Bianca were on their way to store. Well, several stores. They stopped at multiple fabric stores, the grocery store, and a crystal shop (by special request of Adore of course). Now all that was left was the gas station. 

While filling her car with gas, Bianca noticed how dirty it was. Can’t be caught driving around Palm Springs with a car this dirty, she thought. 

“We’re going to the car wash!” Bianca announced when she re-entered the car. 

“What? No!” Adore exclaimed, a little too loudly. She had never mentioned this to Bianca, but Adore had an irrational fear of car washes ever since she had gotten trapped in one with her mom when she was a child. 

“No?” Bianca asked, confused by Adore’s reaction. 

“I mean…can we just go home please? I like really have to pee.” Adore pleaded. It was a dumb excuse and Adore knew it, but she currently felt too embarrassed to express her weird little fear to the older queen. 

“There’s a bathroom right there.” Bianca told her, pointing to the gas station building.

“But I don’t wanna go in there.” Adore whined, wrinkling up her nose. 

Bianca didn’t blame her. Gas station bathrooms could be a bit questionable to say the least. 

“We’ll be quick then.” Bianca said, starting the car and pulling around to the back of the building where the car washes were. 

Adore stayed silent, knowing there was no getting out of this without telling the truth. The logical side of her brain knew Bianca wouldn’t judge her fear, but the overthinking side kept her mouth clamped shut in embarrassment. 

By the time the pair had made their way through the line of cars, Adore was near tears. They were next and she was going to die in there. 

Bianca could tell something was off by the way Adore was silently gripping her phone with white knuckles, but before she got the chance to ask, the door opened in front of them signaling for them to pull inside. 

As soon as the door shut behind them and the water started pounding against the sides of the car, Bianca heard a strangled whimpering noise come from the passenger seat. 

Her gaze immediately turned to the younger queen who was visibly shaking and had tears pouring down her cheeks. 

“Shit. Shit! Hey, what’s going on?” Bianca asked, feeling slightly panicked now as she noticed that it looked like Adore was struggling to breathe. 

“I c-can’t-“ Adore gasped, nails clawing at her seatbelt as if it was crushing her. 

Bianca quickly reached over the center console, pressing the release button on Adore’s seatbelt, watching as her friend tore it off her body before latching her hands onto Bianca’s arm in panic. 

“Hey, I need you to breathe. Can you do that for me? Deep breaths babygirl.” Bianca tried to comfort. 

Adore gasped, trying to get enough air but she couldn’t. She couldn’t. The water was pounding against the outside of the vehicle but it felt like it was filling her lungs and choking her. 

“Adore…Danny, listen to me. Take a deep breath. You can do it.” Adore heard Bianca say, feeling a reassuring hand rubbing up and down her tattooed arm. 

Focusing on Bianca’s touch, she tried again to take a breath, this time feeling more air enter her lungs. 

“That’s it baby, do it again.” Bianca encouraged, continuing to stroke her arm. 

With the help of Bianca, she repeated the action several more times until her hyperventilating calmed to intense, but controllable sobs. 

“What’s wrong? Why is this happening?” Bianca calmly asked her. 

“I’m scared of-“ Adore started, voice getting cut off by a car horn honking behind them. They both looked up, only to find that the doors had opened and the car behind them was waiting for them to move forward. 

“Go. Go!” Adore exclaimed, fumbling to re-buckle her seatbelt. 

Bianca rushed to shift the car into drive and drove out into the parking lot, pulling into a spot. 

“You were scared of the carwash?” Bianca asked, turning to face Adore. 

Adore nodded slightly, shrinking in her seat to avoid Bianca’s gaze.  

“It’s…it’s stupid. When I was a kid, I went in one with my mom and the doors broke. We were stuck in there for like 30 minutes and my brothers thought it was funny but it wasn’t! It was so small and I couldn’t breathe and-“ Adore’s voice cracked. 

“It’s okay…I’m sorry that happened.” Bianca said, reaching over to hold Adore’s hand. 

Adore took a shaky breath. “My mom took me out for ice cream after to calm me down…my brothers didn’t get any cause they made fun of me but it still was NOT cool.” 

“Well, you’re safe now…and for once I’m not gonna make fun of you.” Bianca told her, lightly chuckling at the last part of Adore’s story. 

“You don’t think I’m stupid?” Adore asked, wiping her tears on her sleeve. 

“Depends on the context.” Bianca joked. “I just wish you would’ve told me before so we could’ve avoided that whole situation.” 

“Sorry.” 

“It’s okay. Now I know for next time. Any other unique fears I should know about?” 

Adore thought for a second before cringing. “Roaches. I fucking hate roaches.” 

“Got it. No roaches.” Bianca replied, squeezing Adore’s hand. “Should I take you out for ice cream now?” 

“Stop.” Adore said, playfully rolling her eyes. 

“So you don’t want ice cream?”

“I didn’t say that.”