#like a calathea or a cheese plant or something

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

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[pseudowho]

I was wondering if you're by chance a plant momma?

Yes I fucking am, and their names are:

Princess Peach 🍑 the 'Pink Princess' philodendron

Montague the Monstera/Swiss Cheese plant and his little sister Monica

My three Snake plants, called Snek, Snek-Snek, and Snek-Snek-Snek

My pink pointy Calathea called Clusterfuck Kirby

My Aloe plant called 'Allo (and his babies, who sound like increasingly worsening stereotypes of British Policeman: i.e. 'Allo 'Allo!)

My three other mini succulents, Snap, Crackle and Pop

I did have a Kentia Palm, who was called Clark Kentia Palm but he died (I think he was diseased, or there was kryptonite or something).

How did you know?

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[thevims2]

🌷☀️🥘🍦🍕🎨👠📕🔮 4 the 🧪s :)

aaaah... the Pipette's

answers under cut:

Loki:

🌷 mmh I feel like if asked hed answer with some kind of tree - like pines, sequoia or maples. maybe he'd like to have a bonsai tree, if we're talking about what kind of plants he'd keep at home, something small but that requires a lot of attention

☀️ he likes a chilly but sunny winter day, where its freezing cold outside but the sky is clear and the sun warms you up just a little

🥘 he probably likes really rich flavors, maybe some kind of stew. something that reminds him of childhood dinners.

🍦 maybe hazelnut or pistachio, i think hed like sweet&satly combinations a lot too, like is salted caramel ice cream a thing? i think hed like it

🍕 cheese, sausage and mushrooms. something greasy and yummy

🎨 he's got that Blue energy going off, but maybe thats not it. maybe he likes purple. we dont know him like that

👠 he likes to dress well in general, he aòways looks stylish. derby shoes for an evening event, otherwise a leather boot, maybe a chelsea.

📕 hes probably so bad with studying foreign languages. soo bad. he tries his best but the best he can do is stutter a sentence butchering every single words pronuciation.

🔮 he cant stay put for a long time. rest doesnt exist, he has to m o v e. Big Energy

Circe:

🌷 she probably knows some stuff about botany, both because she used to be with the Cund and because she likes learning medicine's history, and medical plants. but i think she doesn't care about keeping them at home. maybe she likes the ones with a strong scent, like aromatic herbs. or maybe something like calatheas

☀️ with the heat of the desert she lives in i bet she wishes she lived in a place where Fall was a thing

🥘 i feel like she loves dining out, and goes insane for a good fish tartare.

🍦 i feel like if i dont say mint ur gonna divorce me

🍕 i think shed eat pizza only if served in a five star restaurant, where the chef gathered the most unique toppings he could to make the perfect pizza. but in the end its something as plain as tomato and cheese. still good tho

🎨 shed never reply if someone asked her, but its probably black. cause in this regard shes that kind of Basic.

👠 she likes wearing boots as well for an everyday attire, even though i dont know how it works out for them with the hot weather they live in constantly. a nice, classic black heel for events.

📕 literature. she doesnt get poetry or rhetorical figures, and prefers straightforward scientific reports.

🔮 she has no sense of rhythm. terrible dancer, terrible singer - just the worst.