#like Queer Eye season 46 or whatever

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 14x11 “Damaged Goods”

YIP, this one’s a good ‘un. nice and painful. also Dean is still bi

04:46pm

yeeeah this post is gonna be up really late

thank you @ex0skeletal​ for the download link!!!

i am anxious about this episode, partly because i saw a couple of light spoilers on my dash while looking for links (dean doesn’t say goodbye to cas, nick is in this episode a lot and cas isn’t) and also because i also saw a very unpleasant the-world-is-terrible post while scrolling also, so i’m just generally anxious

however, during my long wait, i cleaned my bedside drawer/nightstand

here’s a before and after ‘cause i love that shit and find it calming and satisfying so you might like it too idk

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04:53pm

okay here goes!!!

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04:57

all the lights in the bunker’s library are out except one

gives it focus, intent, and a sense of smallness and intimacy

good

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05:01

he looks so tired

i bet the book says he can kill michael if he kills himself :/

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05:02

OH NO

..........i also hug my sister like this

and this is a beautiful shot with beautiful lighting

BUT OH NO

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05:04

lil rainbow on the bookshelf??

istg someone in the bunker arranges goes around arranging books in rainbows

100% sure it’s either dean or cas

cas because he’s autistic and i’m autistic and i arrange things in rainbows at every given opportunity

or dean because it would be way too obvious if he organised his extensive closet in rainbows and he needs a symbolic queer outlet

ALSO

THE GREEN IS MISSING

WHICH MEANS..... THE GAY RAINBOW IS ALMOST COMPLETE

AND THE GREEN IS DEAN bc of his fanfiction eyes

@ META WRITERS DO YOU CONCUR 

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05:08

“welcome to swan lake” on the sign in the background

in case anyone forgot dean is a huge fan of ballet

which is either a lesbian “black swan” thing or a gay thing because of the modern swan lake version where they’re both dudes

either way, QUEER

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05:100

“hungry beaver”

okay but like

that sounds dirty

god i love when there’s a funny bonus story in the background

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05:14

i love love love how much he cares about her and how well she knows him in return

but aaaaah this feel so much like a suicidal goodbye

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05:17

mary’s so pretttyyyyy

that shirt really suits her

also she’s shooting pumpkins.... i know this was filmed in fall/autumn, but is it meant to be SET in autumn or is it current-time?

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05:21

i wonder what the next shot is going to be, and what dean’s reaction will be

i genuinely could not guess

FINGERS CROSSED HE LIKES IT

it kind of looks like cas with a mustache

and “hendrix” in the background like jimmy hendrix

aND ONE OF THOSE ANGLE CORNER THINGS

“STRAIGHT” AAHAHA SURE. BUT WITH A CROOKED EDGE

ie. not straight

EDIT: “HEN” CROSSED OUT

= ROOSTER = COCK

SO GAY

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05:23

“well donna certainly has a type”

UM

HAVE YOU CHECKED YOURSELF LATELY

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05:25

the fact that dean does whatever he’s doing while there are half-naked cowboys all around him i can’t fucking deal

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05:27

THIS FEELS

SO

SYMBOLICALLY

GAY

LIKE SO MUCH

and also maybe the sparks = cas because of thAT ONE TIME SPARKS FLEW WHEN HE MET DEAN

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05:29

please don’t die

edit: HUZZAH

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05:39

how has nobody ever shown donna a picture of the guy the devil was possessing for so long ??? wow

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05:43

every story from dean’s childhood is so sad....... and yet he laughs

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05:46

he’s so cute

and definitely the little spoon

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WHJAT THE FUCK IS THAT Lamp

donna whY DO YOU HAVE THAT

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05:54

oh right dean’s planning to free michael and put him in an enochian puzzle box i guess

but did mary do this box thing before or after she died? 

edit: so who paid for the storage facility all this time ??

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06:00

dean: “when people are past the point of saving, maybe you need to learn to walk away”

oh no is he talking about himself?

nooo

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06:06

YEEE DONNA SHOOTING NICK IN THE LEG

she deserves that satisfied smirk

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06:09

dean: “charter a boat to take me out to the pacific”

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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06:13

it ends

ughygfhfgh that was a lot

what an ending :c

people don’t like that dean didn’t say goodbye to cas or jack... but doesn’t that just mean that dean counts them in the same box as sam? they could talk him out of it? i see it that way, anyway

yeah cas wasn’t in this but it makes sense why not (although it would’ve been nice to know where he is, dammit)

and the thing with nick was actually satisfying to me because he’s basically going to jail now, right? human jail? so that storyline is over (i hope. there’s usually two halves of the season, and this was the plotline arc for part 1, yes?)

however, from this episode we can only infer that “nothing’s getting out of this fancy magic box” can be beaten by one (1) electric drill

i can’t imagine why there would be two magic boxes in one episode if not to make that point

hmmmm

9.5/10, missing cas, but otherwise excellent

actually you know what?? my biggest disappointment was when dean saw the posters of topless cowboys and said donna had a type instead of just saying nothing or smiling or shrugging and getting to work

but......... on the same hand, he said it OUT LOUD

kind of like he was ...telling himself, reminding himself that it was donna’s stuff? talking over the voice in his head that wanted to say something else?? nobody really talks like that out loud, as far as i know... or maybe just i don’t

anyway he’s bi and likes sexy cowboys just as much as donna, if not more, and nothing is ever gonna un-canon that fact

but also ANOTHER reading is maybe that yeeeah he finds cowboys hot but also he’s so gone on cas that he no longer cares

his ability to find other non-loved people attractive is at zilch. i mean, with an episode about dean doing all the things he loves, eating his favourite food and seeing his favourite people, he did a (un)surprising lack of sex and flirting. conclusion: he no longer cares about a fantasy, he has what he needs in the people who already love him <3 (*cough* cas is his huckleberry *cough*)

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100 Followers!

I just noticed that my dinky little blog hit 100 followers in the last couple of days, and I think only, like, 3 of them are pornbots! In celebration of this momentous occasion (ha!), I'd like to get to know some of my own little The 100 (see what I did there?). If you'd like to get to know me better too, send me a number(s) and I'll answer your question(s). But here's the twist: I want hear from you too! So whatever number(s) you pick, let me know YOUR answer as well!

1. Beach or mountains?

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

3. What song really gets you going?

4. Do you live alone or with family/roommates?

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

6. Most embarrassing habit?

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

8. Soft or hard tacos?

9. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

12. Zodiac sign?

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

15. Favorite board game?

16. Last thing you drank?

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

18. Do you sing in the shower?

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

20. Last thing you cried about?

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

22. Relationship status?

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

24. What color are your eyes?

25. Favorite memory?

26. Gum or breath mints?

27. Favorite shoes?

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

30. Have you ever had braces?

31. Pen or pencil?

32. Last person you called?

33. Ever used a bow and arrow?

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

35. Windows or Mac?

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

37. Makeup or natural?

38. What color do you wear the most?

39. Favorite season?

40. Coke or Pepsi?

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

42. First car you ever owned?

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

44. Are you a competitive person?

45. Least favorite color?

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

47. Sweet or salty?

48. Favorite pasta dish?

49. Favorite kind of chips?

50. Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

51. What are some of your hobbies?

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

57. Do you like musicals or do you think they're cheesy?

58. Are you a religious person?

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

60. What size shoe do you wear?

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

62. Have you ever traveled overseas?

63. Do you believe in aliens?

64. Heroes or villains?

65. Favorite fruit?

66. Favorite vegetable?

67. Favorite holiday?

68. Favorite store?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

70. Favorite dessert?

71. Do you play any sports?

72. Age you learned how to swim?

73. Tell a funny story.

74. Cheetos or Fritos?

75. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

76. What job would you be terrible at?

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

80. Which guy from Queer Eye would you need help from the most?

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

87. If you could change your height, would you?

88. Beer, wine, or cocktails?

89. Heels or flats?

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

91. Would you want to be famous?

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

93. What’s your spirit animal?

94. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

96. What is your enneagram type?

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

99. Favorite condiment?

100. Question of your choice!

Ask away!

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-GET TO KNOW ME-

You have to make a simself and put whatever you wish there, traits, anything about you.  After the keep reading thingy are +100 questions I found that you can answer if you want, but you don’t have to.

tagged by @budgie2budgie

tagging: I'm not sure who's done this already? @simnels @missrubybird @pictureamoebae @zx-ta Who else wants in on this ridiculously long quiz? I tag you.

1. What is your full name? Kathryn. 2. What is your nickname? Kate. 3. Birthday? March 24 (Aries). 4. What is your favorite book series? The Alice in Wonderland books. 5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? I don't not believe in them, I guess. 6. Who is your favorite author? Jane Austen, E. M. Forster. 7. What is your favorite radio station? Local NPR. 8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? Mint, sage. 9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Amazing 10. What is your current favorite song? Nick Hakim's "Bet She Looks Like You" 11. What is your favorite word? I don’t know if I have one! This is distressing! 12. What was the last song you listened to? "Sunsetz" by Cigarettes After Sex 13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Black Sails. 14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? A&E's Pride & Prejudice. 15. Do you play video games? Yep. Mostly PC games now. 16. What is your biggest fear? Dying, being in pain forever. 17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? I can make people feel comfortable. 18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? Laziness, my aversion to confrontation. 19. Do you like cats or dogs better? I like them both equally, though I've owned more cats than dogs. 20. What is your favorite season? Autumn. 21. Are you in a relationship? No. 22. What is something you miss from your childhood? Having a lot of friends nearby. 23. Who is your best friend? My friends from undergrad! 24. What is your eye color? Brown. 25. What is your hair color? Brown that is increasingly gray. 26. Who is someone you love? My parents. 27. Who is someone you trust? My parents. 28. Who is someone you think about often? I think about my cats a lot. 29. Are you currently excited about/for something? Winter break! 30. What is your biggest obsession? Food. 31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Something on Nickelodeon for sure. Maybe Doug? Or Rocko's Modern Life? 32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? My dad, mostly. 33. Are you superstitious? No. 34. Do you have any unusual phobias? Not a phobia, but I HATE wearing wet clothing. Even a little wet, like from a spill. 35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Behind. 36. What is your favorite hobby? Reading, hiking, writing. 37. What was the last book you read? I finished Robin McKinley's The Hero and The Crown. 38. What was the last movie you watched?  I mostly watch TV shows. My activity list on Netflix says I watched Stardust last. 39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? I used to play the piano and the flute but no longer. 40. What is your favorite animal?  Bears. 41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? I can't pick favorites, c'mon. 42. What superpower do you wish you had? Healing powers. 43. When and where do you feel most at peace?  In my bed. 44. What makes you smile? My cats, flowers, kind strangers. 45. What sports do you play, if any? No sports here, no. 46. What is your favorite drink? Coffee, root beer, red wine. 47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? I scribble notes at work all the time. 48. Are you afraid of heights? Absolutely. 49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Rudeness. 50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yeah! Last one I went to was actually technically a ballet but I got to see Misty Copeland with a live orchestra! 51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? No, but love to eat vegetarian/vegan. 52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? A writer. 53. What fictional world would you like to live in? Hyrule. 54. What is something you worry about? I worry about everything. 55. Are you scared of the dark? No. 56. Do you like to sing? I do! I wish I did more of it. Mostly I sing in the car. 57. Have you ever skipped school? Pfft, yeah. 58. What is your favorite place on the planet? The Rivera Court at the Detroit Institute of Art 59. Where would you like to live? I like where I live, but if I had to move out of the Detroit area, I'd move to Pittsburgh. I loved it there. 60. Do you have any pets? Two cats, Kitty and Wyatt. 61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? Early bird. But I hate it when I have to wake up to an alarm. 62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunsets. 63. Do you know how to drive? I live in the Detroit area, so yes absolutely. 64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? Headphones. 65. Have you ever had braces? Yes and retainers, too. 66. What is your favorite genre of music? The most downtempo electronic you can find. 67. Who is your hero? Julia Child. 68. Do you read comic books? Yes! I started reading them a few years back. 69. What makes you the most angry? Not being listened to. 70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? Real book. 71. What is your favorite subject in school? English. 72. Do you have any siblings? I had one older brother. 73. What was the last thing you bought? New books! Shocking! 74. How tall are you? 5'2. 75. Can you cook? Yes, and I love to cook. 76. What are three things that you love? Flowers, cold rainy days, quiet. 77. What are three things that you hate? Willful ignorance, competitive attitudes, beets. 78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? Women friends. 79. What is your sexual orientation? Queer asexual. 80. Where do you currently live? Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA 81. Who was the last person you texted? One of my college friends. 82. When was the last time you cried? Um, about an hour ago? I cry a lot. 83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? N/A 84. Do you like to take selfies? I do. I don't take as many anymore now that I'm off of Instagram. 85. What is your favorite app? New York Times Crosswords. 86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? Very close. 87. What is your favorite foreign accent? Scottish. 88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Montreal. 89. What is your favorite number? I don't have one. 90. Can you juggle? No. 91. Are you religious? No. 92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? Outer space, I guess. 93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? Not even close. 94. Are you allergic to anything? No. 95. Can you curl your tongue? Yes. 96. Can you wiggle your ears? No. 97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? Ooh, I struggle with this. Usually in the moment I can't admit it, but I come back to redress it later. 98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? Forest! 99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? My friend Jon encouraged me to depend on maps less if I ever wanted to get to know a city. 100. Are you a good liar? No, probably not. 101. What is your Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw. 102. Do you talk to yourself? Only if I'm alone. 103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert. 104. Do you keep a journal/diary? I keep a work bullet journal and I neglect the one I keep at home. 105. Do you believe in second chances? Mostly no. 106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? I honestly don't know. Try to return it if possible, otherwise keep the money? 107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? Yes. 108. Are you ticklish? Yes. 109. Have you ever been on a plane? Yes. 110. Do you have any piercings? I have my septum pierced, as well as three holes in each ear. I've closed up all but the basic lobe piercing and the septum. 111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Peeta Mellark from The Hunger Games because heart eyes. 112. Do you have any tattoos? Yes. I have one on each inner arm right above my elbows. They're a pair of wild flower bouquets in black ink. 113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? I don't know if I can rank decisions like that. 114. Do you believe in karma? No. 115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses. 116. Do you want children? No. 117. Who is the smartest person you know? I have a lot of smart friends who are smart at different things. 118. What is your most embarrassing memory? Sorry no. 119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Yes. 120. What color are most of you clothes? Jewel tones. 121. Do you like adventures? Only if I plan them, lol. 122. Have you ever been on TV? No. 123. How old are you? 30. 124. What is your favorite quote? "A party without cake is just a meeting." - Julia Child 125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? Sweet.

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another list woo

i was tagged by @eddieksgazebos so thank you!

1. last drink: mountain dew 

2. last phone call: my mom

3. last text message: “getting my tickets and i’ll be out” had play rehearsal today and i was getting my tickets before i left. sent to my mom

4. last song you listened to: evermore from the beauty and the beast soundtrack did i mention i’m a musical nerd?

5. last time you cried: physically probably last week. mentally every day all day.

6. dated someone twice: um in elementary school. i was a player back then. i was ugly so idk how but now i’m even more ugly lolol

7. kissed someone and regretted it: hahhahaha i haven’t really kissed anyone so i guess not!

8. been cheated on: Nope

9. lost someone special: yeah my best friend left out of the blue in 8th grade. legit didn’t tell me until she was gone. 

10. been depressed: not really? i’m just stressed, i wouldn’t consider myself depressed. i make way too many jokes about having depression which i know i probably shouldn’t. sorry. 

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i’m underage so i don’t drink. 

12. fave colour: love me some pastels. pastel yellow and lavender are pretty nice. 

13. made new friends: ehh i made one, but internet friend, not irl. 

14. fallen out of love: never been in love oof

15. laughed until you cried: oh yeahhh. story time. my friend maddy (psa i have like 3 friends named maddy and i’m also maddy but i’m the only one who goes by madison instead of maddy lol teachers always got us mixed up) was playing around in my front yard (this was like, 2 years ago? maybe just one?) and we kept pretending that every car that drove past were russian spies (i don’t know why don’t ask) and we were on our way back inside and there was a car and she just yelled “oh no! russians!” and fell RIGHT ON HER FACE it was hilarious and i just peed right then and there

16. found out someone was taking about you: yeah but everyone does it. i get it. 

17. met someone who changed you: I don’t really know?

19. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: never kissed anyoneeee

20. how many of your facebook friends do you know IRL: everyone except a few people i know at school but i’m not really acquainted with 

21. do you have pets: A dog named Levi

22. do you want to change your name: ehh maybe. everyone my age is named madison.

23. what did you do for your last birthday: i had a party at our city pool. had a stranger things cake. 

24. what time did you wake up today: 6:50

25. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping (hopefully)

26. something that you can’t wait for: Stranger Things season three, It chapter two, love, simon (it comes out friday i think?), got season 8, incredibles 2

27. what are you listening to right now: “skid row (downtown)” from little shop of horrors (it’s an old musical from the 80s/90s it’s a gem) 

https://open.spotify.com/track/1qE7hsgCd1OA7Ob7FcERR7?si=c0iEokWVTaKNJfyNdUR69Q

28. have you ever talked to a person named tom: what *is* this question??

29. something getting on your nerves: my lip is so cracked right now. you know that one episode of spongebob where he goes through those trials to save sandy on that island and theres the one lady with the big lips and the hairdryer? my lips are like that, when they’re all cracked and they fall off her face. 

30. most visited website: probably tumblr or youtube

31. hair colour: Brown

32. long or short hair: more like a medium

33. do you have a crush on someone: heh yeah 

34. what do you like about your self: I like to think i’m funny but i’m definitely more smart than funny

35. want any piercings: Not really

36. blood type: O (shit waddup)

37. nicknames: maddy. a lot of people ask me “what do you prefer to be called?” and i go “well, madison is fine” but lately i’m like, “you know, whatever.” because i tell them madison but they call me maddy anyway so really it doesn’t matter anyway

38. relationship status: Single 

39. zodiac: cancer

40. pronouns: she/her

41. fav tv shows: Stranger Things, Riverdale, Game of Thrones, Queer Eye, Everything Sucks!

42. tattoos: None

43. right or left handed: Right

44. ever had surgery: had an appendectomy (removal of the appendix)

45. piercings: pierced ears

46. sport: bowling and marching band. used to play tennis.

47. vacation: amersterdam! i used to love research anne frank.

48. trainers: i’m confused

49. eating: just ate the nastiest ass piece of pepperoni

50. drinking: still drinking the mountain dew

51. i’m about to watch: probably queer eye. i’m trying to spread out the episodes cuz i love that show so much i don’t want it to end.

52. waiting for: college. life. everything. anything.

53. want: really want a good future.

54 .get married: yes pleaSe

55. career: student. sophomore in high school. if you’re asking what i want my career to be...i’d really like to be a screenwriter.

56. hugs or kisses: i mean i haven’t kissed anyone, so as of right now hugs, but i’ve got a feeling i’ll like kisses more.

57. lips or eyes: Eyes

58. shorter or taller: medium

59. older or younger: younger?

60. nice arms or stomach: i don’t really care.

61. hook up or relationship: relationship

62. troublemaker or hesitant: sO hesistant. 

63. kissed a stranger: no

64. drank hard liquor: nope 

65. lost glasses: twice! story time. the first time, i was going door to door in the town over for my grandpa’s campaign for sheriff and i took them off because the i couldn’t see anything through them because of snow and then i lost them. spent forever looking for them and never turned up. second time i was going on vacation and i was biking. my glasses were hurting my ears so i put them in my bike basket. i didn’t think the holes were that big but they disappeared. still think its some kind of witchcraft. 

66. turned someone down: no i don’t think

67. sex on first date: oof idk probably not

68. broke someone’s heart: maybe?

69. had your heart broken: i don’t think so

70. been arrested: No

71. cried when someone died: no one close to me has died 

72. fallen for a friend: yeah

73. do you believe in:

yourself? no

miracles? I guess

love at first sight? yes. i’m a hoe for cliches.

santa clause? can you really believe in santa clause? lol

kiss on first date? probably

angels? nope.

74. best friends name: emma. <3 @reddie-to-fight

75. eye colour: Blue

76. fav actor: no please don’t do this to me. probably timothee chalamet.

tag: @reddie-to-fight, @fantastical-funnies, @reddietrashmouth, @reddietofall

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All of the want to know me asks!

bro,,, i literally said in the tagsfdjkdsjk,, it’s alright let’s do this

1: My name?

Ellie

2: Do I have any nicknames?

technically Ellie is my nickname 

3: Zodiac sign?

sagittarius 

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win?

spyro: year of the dragon

5: Book/series I reread?

carry on by rainbow rowell

6: Aliens or ghosts?

both??

7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write?

rainbow rowell and victoria aveyard

8: Favourite radio station?

depends on my mood

9: Favourite flavour of anything?

strawberry maybe??

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great?

“wild”

11: Favourite song?

doN’T EVEN ASK

12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better?

me?? making new friends?? never heard of it

13: Favourite word?

“fucking”

14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them?

ehh that’s a complicated question

15: Last song I listened to?

meant to be by bebe rexha/florida georgia line

16: TV show I always recommend?

lost

17: Pirates or ninjas?

ninjas 

18: Movie I watch when I’m feeling down?

i don’t really have one??

19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song?

don’t have one eitherdjsj

20: Favourite video games?

SPYRO: YEAR OF THE DRAGON

21: What am I most afraid of?

s o c i a l i n t e r a c t i o n  

22: A good quality of mine?

i’m honest

23: A bad quality of mine?

i don’t sugarcoat things (which could also be good but)

24: Cats or dogs?

dogs

25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in?

tom holland

26: Favourite season?

winter

27: Am I in a relationship?

nope

28: Something I miss?

not having to worry about my grades

29: My best friend?

i’ve got a few

30: Eye color?

blue

31: Hair color?

brown to dirty blonde-ish ombre

32: Someone I love?

Niall Horan

33: Someone I trust?

Niall Horan

34: Someone I always think about?

Niall Horan

35: Am I excited about anything?

TO SEE BLACK PANTHER ON TUESDAY LETS GO

36: My current obsession?

B L A C K P A N T H E R 

37: Favourite TV shows as a child?

House of Anubis was my shit 

38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to?

Nope

39: Am I superstitious?

Depends for what

40: What do I think about most?

the fact that i don’t want to go to school

41: Do I have any strange phobias?

veins

42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it?

behind it

43: Favourite hobbies?

writing and reading 

44: Last book I read?

The Woman in Cabin 10 by Ruth Ware

45: Last film I watched?

it’s been awhile i don’t remember 

46: Do I play any instruments?

nope 

47: Favourite animal?

dogs??

48: Top 5 blogs on Tumblr that I follow?

@thumper-darling x5

49: Superpower I wish I could have?

to fly

50: How do I destress?

blast music or read a book

51: Do I like confrontation?

hmm it depends on the situation but usually no

52: When do I feel most at peace?

when listening to music while reading

53: What makes me smile?

one direction and marvel

54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off?

off

55: Play any sports?

lmao no

56: What is my song of the week?

it was just released but boss by nct u

57: Favourite drink?

caffeine free diet coke

58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody?

a few years ago,, to santa,,,

59: Afraid of heights?

kind of

60: Pet peeve?

i’ve got so many don’t even

61: What was the last concert I went to see?

Niall Horan

62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian?

N O 

63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger?

air traffic controller 

64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy?

yes

65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of?

MCU

66: Something I worry about?

my grades

67: Scared of the dark?

kind of

68: Who are my best friends?

i’ve got a few 

69: What do I admire most about others?

i don’tsdjs

70: Can I sing?

i like to sing but i don’t really have a good voice

71: Something I wish I could do?

s i n g

72: If I won the lottery, what would I do?

donate a lot to charity and help my family, and treat myself a little bit

73: Have I ever skipped school?

yes

74: Favourite place on the planet?

my bedroom 

75: Where do I want to live?

New York or Boston

76: Do I have any pets?

nope

77: What is my current desktop picture?

it’s a painting of blue smears

78: Early bird or night owl?

night owl

79: Sunsets or sunrise?

sunsets

80: Can I drive?

nope

81: Story behind my last kiss?

never had one

82: Earphones or headphones?

earphones 

83: Have I ever had braces?

yep

84: Story behind one of my scars?

when i was little i kept picking at my mosquito bites

85: Favourite genre of music?

don’t have one

86: Who is my hero?

don’t have one

87: Favourite comic book character?

Peter Parker or Deadpool

88: What makes me really angry?

anything political 

89: Kindle or real book?

real book

90: Favourite sporty activity?

don’t have one

91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be?

girls’ dress code and encouragement to express your opinions 

92: What was my favourite subject at school?

english

93: Siblings?

two of ‘em

94: What was the last thing I bought?

coffee and a croissant 

95: How tall am I?

5′ 4″

96: Can I cook?

some things 

97: Can I bake?

if it comes from a box then yes

98: 3 things I love?

writing

reading

one direction

99: 3 things I hate?

gun violence 

racists

homophobes

100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends?

girl

101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys?

girls

102: Where was I born?

in a hospital ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

103: Sexual orientation?

queer

104: Where do I currently live?

on the east coast

105: Last person I texted?

my friend

106: Last time I cried?

when rewatching the finale of lost

107: Guilty pleasure?

oof i can’t think of one

108: Favourite Youtuber?

i don’t really watch youtube anymore

109: A photo of myself.

nope

110: Do I like selfies?

nope

111: Favourite game app?

subway surfers

112: My relationship with my parents?

it’s good i guess

113: Favourite accents?

british and irish and australian and scottish

114: A place I have not been but wish to visit?

new york and london

115: Favourite number?

2

116: Can I juggle?

nope

117: Am I religious?

yes

118: Do I like space?

y e s 

119: Do I like the deep ocean?

no

120: Am I much of a daredevil?

no

121: Am I allergic to anything?

i have seasonal allergies and i’m low-key ehh with corn

122: Can I curl my tongue?

yes

123: Can I wiggle my ears?

no

124: Do I like clowns?

n o 

125: The Beatles or Elvis?

neither

126: My current project?

,,,,,,,

127: Am I a bad loser?

totally 

128: Do I admit when I wrong?

i’m never wrong

IM JUST KIDDING YES USUALLY 

129: Forest or beach?

beach

130: Favourite piece of advice?

hmm idk

131: Am I a good liar?

yes

132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district?

slytherin, erudite i think, and i don’t know about my district 

133: Do I talk to myself?

no

134: Am I very social?

no

135: Do I like gossip?

kind of,,

136: Do I keep a journal/diary?

yeah but not in a traditional way

137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test?

yes

138: Do I believe in second chances?

depends

139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do?

see if there was id inside

140: Do I believe people are capable of change?

maybe

141: Have I ever been underweight?

yeah

142: Am I ticklish?

yes

143: Have I ever been in a submarine?

no

144: Have I ever been on a plane?

yes

145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family?

THIS IS SUCH A HARD QUESTION I DONT KNOWDJKDS

146: Have I ever been overweight?

no

147: Do I have any piercings?

yes my ears

148: Which fictional character do I wish was real?

Peter Parker,,

149: Do I have any tattoos?

nope

150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far?

to kick a boy out of my life tbh

151: Do I believe in Karma?

no

152: Do I wear glasses or contacts?

glasses

153: What was my first car?

never had my own car

154: Do I want children?

maybe

155: Who is the most intelligent person I know?

myself?? IMDJSKAK

156: My most embarrassing memory?

don’t even make me think of one

157: What makes me nostalgic?

the smell of sweat pea hand sanitizer from bath and body works

158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter?

yes

159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty?

brains i think

160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe?

black

161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience?

i don’t think so

162: What do I hate most about myself?

my lazy eye and my double chin

163: What do I love most about myself?

i can read a book quickly 

164: Do I like adventure?

ehhh

165: Do I believe in fate?

ehhh

166: Favourite animal?

dog (didn’t we already go over this??)

167: Have I ever been on radio?

no

168: Have I ever been on TV?

yes

169: How old am I?

16

170: One of my favourite quotes?

“go confidently in the direction of your dreams”

171: Do I hold grudges?

yes

172: Do I trust easily?

no

173: Have I learnt from my mistakes?

yes

174: Best gift I’ve ever received?

one direction tickets and autographs 

175: Do I dream?

yes

176: Have I ever had a night terror?

yes

177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind?

yeah there’s a few that stick out

178: An experience that has made me stronger?

the whole of 2017

179: If I were immortal, what would I do?

that’s,,,,

180: Do I like shopping?

yes

181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do?

rob a bank

182: What does “family” mean to me?

,,,,,

183: What is my spirit animal?

whatever is really lazy

184: How do I want to be remembered?

,,,,,,,

185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose?

writing

186: What is my greatest failure?

a great question 

187: What is my greatest achievement?

a g r e a t q u e s t i o n 

188: Love or money?

love

189: Love or career?

hmmm depends

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go?

stay in my area and go back to the 90s maybe??

191: What makes me the happiest?

reading

192: What is “home” to me?

my bedroomksddsm

193: What motivates me?

competition 

194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be?

“play one direction at my funeral”

195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens?

hm i don’t think so 

196: A movie that scared me as a child?

didn’t have one

197: Something I hated as a child that I like now?

moussaka

198: Zombies or vampires?

vampires

199: Live in the city or suburbs?

city

200: Dragons or wizards?

wizards

201: A nightmare that has stayed with me?

oof

202: How do I define love?

never experienced it so i wouldn’t really know 

203: Do I judge a book by its cover?

yes

204: Have I ever had my heart broken?

no

205: Do I like my handwriting?

no

206: Sweet or savory?

both

207: Worst job I’ve had?

never had a job

208: Do I collect anything?

snow globes and pop figures 

209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without?

bracelet and ring

210: What is on my bucket list?

go to london

211: How do I handle anger?

sometimes i start crying or i go on tumblr and blast music

212: Was I named after anyone?

my grandfather 

213: Do I use sarcasm a lot?

so much oh my god

214: What TV character am I most like?

Charlie from Lost

215: What is the weirdest talent I have?

don’t have one

216: Favourite fictional character?

Peter Parker,,, you’re the one🎶🎶

[restingbritishface]

whoops all of them

1: My name? 

Adam Gabriel :) I’m not a fan of my last name though... can I have yours?

2: Do I have any nicknames? Not derivatives of my name, but you call me a lot of cute ones 

3: Zodiac sign? Aries/Taurus

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win?Skyrim lol5: Book/series I reread? Rangers Apprentice or Percy Jackson 6: Aliens or ghosts? Ghosts7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? You 8: Favourite radio station? Whatever actually plays a good song?9: Favourite flavour of anything? Chocolate? Or salty10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? Awesome or great lol11: Favourite song? Currently I kissed a boy by Jupither12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? I just sort of ask random questions until we have something in common lol13: Favourite word? FUCK14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? Forgiving them isn’t beneficial for me and they don’t think they need it, so no.15: Last song I listened to? I kissed a boy - jupither16: TV show I always recommend? Probably Brooklyn 99 lol I haven’t seen it but I’m behind it 100%17: Pirates or ninjas? Ninja pirates!18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? Wonder Woman or Moana19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? My alarm always plays either i kissed a boy or from the dining table 20: Favourite video games? Probably skyrim, I don’t play too many video games21: What am I most afraid of? Losing people I love22: A good quality of mine? I’m good at giving advice23: A bad quality of mine? Probably my pickiness with food lol. That, or the fact that I always feel like I have to earn good things before I can have them24: Cats or dogs? Kitties!25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they're in? Mmmm I don’t really have one26: Favourite season? Autumn!27: Am I in a relationship? Hell yeah!28: Something I miss? Serotonin... best thing from my childhood rip29: My best friend? You!30: Eye colour? Blue?31: Hair colour? currently blondish red32: Someone I love? You!33: Someone I trust? You!34: Someone I always think about? You!35: Am I excited about anything? You!36: My current obsession? Gay shit37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Oooh hmm I liked a lot of Disney Channel shows

38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? I don’t care enough about people’s genitals to know who the ~opposite sex~ is, plus intersex people exist so39: Am I superstitious? A little? Not really40: What do I think about most? Youuuuu41: Do I have any strange phobias? I have fear foods, does that count42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? I live for the spotlight43: Favourite hobbies? Dancing! Singing! Getting overwhelmed with crippling depression!44: Last book I read? Simon and the Homo Sapiens Agenda45: Last film I watched? The Greatest Showman46: Do I play any instruments? Piano and guitar47: Favourite animal? Kitties or penguins!48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? In no particular order:       @misstheroses        @charmingimmortality          @beaniebaneenie             @hclliish​               @slenderlof

49: Superpower I wish I could have? Flying would be fucking great50: How do I destress? I love to take long baths or talk to you51: Do I like confrontation? No, but I do like to communicate, so I guess that could be seen as confrontation52: When do I feel most at peace? When I feel like I pass and I’m around people who accept me53: What makes me smile? You, kitties, babies, genuine compliments54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? Off ofc what am I a heathen?55: Play any sports? Dance is a sport so yes

56: What is my song of the week? oooh I like so many...57: Favourite drink? Fresh orange juice probably58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? Earlier this month to youuuu59: Afraid of heights? Nope60: Pet peeve? When people order a drink and don’t tell me the fuckin size like thanks for ordering a three shot 8 pump nonfat vanilla latte with no whip, carol, now tell me what size you want before i charge you for the large

61: What was the last concert I went to see? Oh god it was so long ago i don’t even remember62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? I’m mostly vegetarian except when my family makes me eat meat63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? I wanted to be a movie star lol64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? Yeah haha65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? Oooh idk maybe middle earth?

66: Something I worry about? Accidentally pushing people away

67: Scared of the dark? nope

68: Who are my best friends? I consider @misstheroses @charmingimmortality @slenderlof and @beaniebaneenie to be some of my best friends 

69: What do I admire most about others? Their capacity for kindness even in a world that destroys it70: Can I sing? Well enough?71: Something I wish I could do? Move to london right now72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? a shit load of random acts of kindness, pay off my student loans, move to london and buy a flat, then open a queer cafe 73: Have I ever skipped school? I’ve skipped classes, but never an entire school day74: Favourite place on the planet? Wherever you are75: Where do I want to live? London76: Do I have any pets? Three cats and a doggo77: What is my current desktop picture? Wonder woman78: Early bird or night owl? Night owl for sure79: Sunsets or sunrise? Sunsets80: Can I drive? Yep81: Story behind my last kiss? Never been kissed lol82: Earphones or headphones? Earphones83: Have I ever had braces? Yep84: Story behind one of my scars? I scar super easily lol so i have a lot but when I was ~1 or so I got a cyst by my eye removed85: Favourite genre of music? Gay music86: Who is my hero? my boyfriend (it you)87: Favourite comic book character? Oooh Wonder Woman88: What makes me really angry? Assholes who purposefully fuck shit up89: Kindle or real book? I love real books90: Favourite sporty activity? Dancing91: What is one thing that isn’t taught in schools that should be? Non eurocentric history and queer inclusive sex ed92: What was my favourite subject at school? Probably English93: Siblings? I’ve got five94: What was the last thing I bought? Makeup95: How tall am I? 5′796: Can I cook? Yep it’s a lot of fun97: Can I bake? Yes yes yes98: 3 things I love? Babies, binders, and boys99: 3 things I hate? Cisheteronormativity, capitalism, and cunts100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? I have friend friends101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? Most of my friends don’t identify as only male or female so let’s just say cis boys are hard af to get on with102: Where was I born? In a hospital...?103: Sexual orientation? Gay af 104: Where do I currently live? Too fucking far away from you105: Last person I texted? You 106: Last time I cried? A little while ago? 107: Guilty pleasure? No such thing as guilty pleasures, you shouldn’t feel guilty about self-love108: Favourite Youtuber? I don’t really have one109: A photo of myself. Lmao nah110: Do I like selfies? I guess?111: Favourite game app? I don’t really have one?112: My relationship with my parents? As fucked up as capitalism haha113: Favourite accents? Oh my god I just love british accents they all sound like Tom Hiddleston oh my god so sexy114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? London115: Favourite number? 420 lmao116: Can I juggle? No haha117: Am I religious? nope118: Do I like space? yeah119: Do I like the deep ocean? scary cool120: Am I much of a daredevil? yeah tbh i can be121: Am I allergic to anything? penicillin lol and some other meds122: Can I curl my tongue? yep123: Can I wiggle my ears? no124: Do I like clowns? oh hell no125: The Beatles or Elvis? no thanks126: My current project? i’m working on nothing really currently lol127: Am I a bad loser? I can be tbh128: Do I admit when I wrong? i hate doing it but yeah129: Forest or beach? foresttttttt130: Favourite piece of advice? communicate!131: Am I a good liar? i can be if i have to but i’m terrible at lying to friends132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? Fairly hufflepuff, dauntless, and idk lol133: Do I talk to myself? not too much?134: Am I very social? if i know everyone i’d be hanging out with, then yes135: Do I like gossip? not really136: Do I keep a journal/diary? nope137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? i’ve had breakdowns for getting a b on a test so thank fuck no138: Do I believe in second chances? in certain circumstances139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? probably see if there’s any sort of id in there, but then hang around for a while to see if anyone comes looking for it. if they don’t, then i’d keep it140: Do I believe people are capable of change? to a certain extent141: Have I ever been underweight? lmao142: Am I ticklish? literally do not tickle me ever i will hurt you143: Have I ever been in a submarine? nope i’d die from claustrophobia144: Have I ever been on a plane? yep145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? oh i have no idea haha146: Have I ever been overweight? lmao147: Do I have any piercings? yeah but they closed up148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? Wonder woman149: Do I have any tattoos? not yet150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? dating you151: Do I believe in Karma? sort of yeah152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? yep!153: What was my first car? the one i have now 154: Do I want children? i’d adopt, yeah155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? idek there’s so many types of intelligence156: My most embarrassing memory? omfg i don’t even know157: What makes me nostalgic? the smell of hairspray158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? yes it was not fun159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? kindness160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? dark colours, esp grey and red161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? i heard a girl singing from inside my sister’s room but no one was in there, so there’s that162: What do I hate most about myself? oh boy where do I start... lol I get really dysphoric 163: What do I love most about myself? my eyes and my optimism164: Do I like adventure? hell yeah!165: Do I believe in fate? not really166: Favourite animal? kitties or penguins167: Have I ever been on radio? yeah actually i was when I was little168: Have I ever been on TV? not yet!169: How old am I? almost 20170: One of my favourite quotes? “You’re stronger than you believe”171: Do I hold grudges? yeah sometimes172: Do I trust easily? i like to think I dont’, but i trust way too easily haha173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? some of them174: Best gift I’ve ever received? love175: Do I dream? yep176: Have I ever had a night terror? yeahhhh177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? cuddling with my boyfriend in a hotel178: An experience that has made me stronger? i hate to say negative experiences made me stronger tbh i don’t know179: If I were immortal, what would I do? idk haha180: Do I like shopping? yeah but i hate spending money lmao181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? rob a bank so i can help people182: What does “family” mean to me? people who completely love and accept you and support you183: What is my spirit animal? that’s cultural appropriation of native american culture184: How do I want to be remembered? as a kind person185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? dance probably186: What is my greatest failure?187: What is my greatest achievement?188: Love or money? love189: Love or career? love190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? i’d probably go to the past sometime191: What makes me the happiest? being myself192: What is “home” to me? wherever you are193: What motivates me?194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? “go my son, be the biggest slut you can be”195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? maybe if they’re nice196: A movie that scared me as a child? oooh hmm maybe terminator?197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? the gays lol198: Zombies or vampires? neither199: Live in the city or suburbs? city for sure200: Dragons or wizards? dragons201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? someone very close to me dying202: How do I define love? a deep connection to someone and a desire to support them and accept them 203: Do I judge a book by its cover? yeah i do that a lot204: Have I ever had my heart broken? yeah but i got over it real quick205: Do I like my handwriting? sort of206: Sweet or savoury? both207: Worst job I’ve had? customer service during christmas 208: Do I collect anything? memories209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? probably my binder210: What is on my bucket list? travel the world, get married, be gay211: How do I handle anger? i don’t handle it well haha 212: Was I named after anyone? my birth name, yes, my real name, no213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? oh hell no I never do that214: What TV character am I most like? idk someone tell me lol215: What is the weirdest talent I have? i’m not sure?216: Favourite fictional character? Wonder Woman and any queer person in any book ever

[mori-sketchbook]

:333333 every one of those questions for both you and Andras.

sometimes meesh….. somtimes

(1) Do You Sleep With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?

closed! they are full length mirros

(2) Do You Have Freckles?

only when super tanned

(3) Can You Whistle?

nope *cries*

(4) Last Song You Listened To.

All Star, which i normally cant stand cuz it gets stuck in my head like no ones business but this was a surprisingly good cover

(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?

i usually default to maroon/burgundy but i think gold is inching into first place

(6) Relationship Status.

engaged

(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?

15′C but muggy as all hell

(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?

oh boy did i

(9) How Many Followers?

1,129

(10) Zodiac Sign.

Sagittarius

(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?

blue but with marbley grey

(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?

yes, but i should take more tbh

(13) Do You Sing In The Shower?

yeah but i never remember the words so just mumble along

(14) What Books Are You Reading?

Half Blood Prince audio book

fun(ish) fact, i was super into reading until the good ol’ depression killed my ability to read so i started listening to audio books recently as a part of my therapy and the harry potter series has a very clear ramp up in difficulty as they age so i figured it’d be a great way of working my way up again

(15) Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.

There is one, and only one, advantage to somebody who cannot play the violin insisting on doing so anyway, and the advantage is that they often play so loudly that they cannot hear if the audience is having a conversation.

(16) Favourite Anime?

Shirokuma Cafe!

(17) Last Person You Cried In Front Of?

Kaedian :’>

(18) Do You Collect Anything?

movie props!

(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?

a little pizza~

(20) Do You Dance In The Car?

i can barely sit in a car im so tall let alone dance

(21) Favourite Animal?

sometimes sharks, sometimes octopi, sometimes armadillos

(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?

opening cermonies and anything with beefy ladies *cough*

oh and archery!

(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed?

aim for 11/12 but as for actually falling asleep…..

(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?

only a little, not been taking care of myself lately tbh

(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?

pool maybe? but id rather just sit and look at the ocean

(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?

eh?? no real fave but Clients from Hell is always a good read

(27) Bottled Water Or Tap Water?

neither

(28) What Makes You Happy?

*stares into the camera*

(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.

(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without Music?

if im taking stuff in, with music, if im writing stuff down, without

(31) Dogs Or Cats?

doggos but i do love cats too

(32) If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be?

some weird offshoot pastel grey

(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.

i guess playstation, i;ve owned a ps1/ps2/psp but no xbox

(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?

if we’re talking idyllic waterfall lagoon from some fantasy book then lake, if not then neither pls

(35) Do You Believe In Magic?

(36) What Colour Shirt Are You Wearing?

grey NASA tee

(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?

no it confuses me how people have control over those muscles (ears too wtf)

(38) Do You Save Money Or Spend It?

i go through periods of saving then periods of spending

(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?

 a lighter

(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?

i guess the history of Hyperion (Borderlands) and the departments in the Ministry (Harry Potter)

i tend to hyper focus one aspect rather than a franchise as a whole

(41) Have You Ever Caught A Butterfly?

only to save, leave them be pls

(42)Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?

initially yeah but then those people quickly become an annoyance and everything they do annoys me

(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?

i have the blandest dreams ever as can be seen here

(44)Do You Like Going On Airplanes?

i dont dislike them but the longer the flight the more claustro i get

(45) Name One Movie That Made You Cry.

Up, in the cinema, front row with my crying friends, you know the scene

(46) Peanuts Or Sunflower Seeds?

sunflower seeds pls

(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?

it was a life goal to see David Bowie in concert :’

i guess either Pulp if they ever toured again or just whoever puts on the best show

(48) Are You A Picky Eater?

ill try anything in a restaurant but at home with everyday meals i am put off by food a whole bunch

(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?

maybe??? its hell to get me to sleep but once im out i think i stay out pretty well

(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?

no i LOVE it

(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?

in theory…

(52) Do You Like Your Music Loud?

pls no

(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?

pumpkins i guess but not by much

(54) Put Your Music On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?

Mariner’s Revenge - Decemberists

(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)

summerino

(56)What Are You Craving Right Now?

i can still taste that pizza so im good for the moment, it will be chocolate tho, its always chocolate

(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.

no that’s weird

(58) What Is Your Gender?

…..nope

(59) Coffee Or Tea?

Coffee~

(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?

nothing official

(61) What Is Your Sexuality?

Pansexual/Polyamorous

(62) Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning?

not even a little :’>

(63) Favourite Pokemon?

(64) Favourite Social Media?

i tend to avoid it really, i dont wanna know what ur doing sorry

(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?

i dont even know what they are? if theyre the same as snapchat stories then??? theyre fine i guess

(66) Do You Get Homesick?

not so much homesick as “omg i need to get home im having a panic attack”

(67) Are You A Virgin?

nop

(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?

original source i think?? just get whatever

(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To Sleep For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or Sleep In Your Car For Free?

Car for sure

(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?

nope

(71) Whats The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters?

it was Atomic Blonde until i heard about all the queer baiting and shit, and i would’ve watched it regardless cuz kickass older woman beating people up but theres enough violence against queer people as it is

(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?

would you like to pick between, abusive ex number 1, abusive ex number 2, friend who we got together cuz we were being pressured by friends and realised we were just friends, ex who was obsessed with me and i didn’t feel anything for but you’re too young to realise that shit aint love, ex who was so torn up about his sexuality he seemed to genuinely fear admitting it or the ex who i never technically got together with but was in love with but had no idea how to go about it cuz “healthy” and “relationshop” where not two words that belonged in the same sentence according to past experience

honestly the best relationship i ever had before Kae was just a friend who was there for me after being abused and we fucked from time to time and there was no “going out” aspect to drag us down

(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?

shrug, never been one for quotes

(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?

green i guess?? gimmi unnatural contacts, they can be sexy, i never see a natural eye colour and think “i wanna bone that” tho

(75) Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set?

dont have a question about sexiness followed by a question about swinging and expect my brain not to go there

but yes swings are the best i love them

(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?

leetle pizza

(77) What Games Do You Have On Your Phone?

WoW companion App is the closest to a game, D&D character sheet app too

(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?

wtf yes???

(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?

ask me if ive been OFF the computer for 5 hours straight

(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?

no i actively avoid most of those sites, tumblr is the closest but i tend to follow the art only blogs of people anyway

(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?

in theory???? but generally no

(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.

i do, always at least 2, a spinning ring for anxiety and a spiral copper band. will wear more if feeling fancy

(83) Do You Sleep With Your Bedroom Door Open Or Closed?

bed is on a mezzanine but the other doors are clsoed

(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?

walked the doggo, talked to landlord, avoided a withheld number who was ringing for like a solid 5 minutes leave me alone

(85) What Do You Wear To Bed?

i just take off my jeans and sleep in that

(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.

ughhh soap scrubs, face cream, sea salt hairspray, coconut oil…errr makeup/nail varnish i guess i dunno

(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?

is neither an option

(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your Phone, Console Etc.

*groans* n-no thats way too much effort

(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.

i dreamed a was in a shop (well.. it was a white void with a single shelf) and i picked up a mug and looked at it. that was it. the endand it was a couple months ago

(90) Favourite Soda Drink?

hmmm cherry coke or fanta

(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?

audible ones

crunchy leaves are good? OMG wait no that echoing ice crack sound on massive lakes that stuff is the best

(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?

jeans

(93) How Do You Look Right Now?

exhausted

(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.

if only i knew

(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?

hmmm ive considered my sigils but the act of marking them on my skin is a whole part of the process for me so maybe not, geometric stiff is my jam tho, i dont like “picture” tattoos

(96) Favourite YouTuber?

[demitgibbs]

Justin Theroux: The Spy You Wouldn’t Mind Being Dumped By

No straight man has ever offered to make me a crop top, but Justin Theroux is no ordinary straight man. If you’ve seen him in all his shirtless, ripped, oiled glory in 2003’s Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle or bore witness to all that was bouncing around in his grey sweatpants in HBO’s The Leftovers (I know you saw that; you haven’t stopped seeing that), you have likely wished him gay.

The vers 46-year-old actor is, at least, the closest a straight man can get to being gay, palling around with the new Queer Eye posse and portraying a deep well of gay characters during his two-decade career, from Marshall in 2000’s The Broken Hearts Club to an assortment of gay Englishmen in numerous New York theater productions. Significant gay cred aside, his acting instincts have resulted in an impressive mix of unpredictable career choices rooted in pathos and humor, David Lynchian mystery and Herculean ruggedness: from 1997’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion on through Mulholland Drive, Strangers with Candy, Sex and the City, Zoolander and, most recently, The Spy Who Dumped Me. Directed by Susanna Fogel, the action-comedy caper stars Theroux as Drew, an on-the-run spy who inadvertently gets his ex (Mila Kunis) and her best gal pal (Kate McKinnon) embroiled in his messy assassin-fighting mission.

Things are tamer in a hotel suite in New York City on the day Theroux sits across from me with his rescue pit bull Kuma. Theroux – imagine if he dumped you; what an honor – is not wearing sweatpants. But my mock disappointment isn’t sweatpants-related; it’s knowing that he made Queer Eye guy Jonathan Van Ness a crop top but didn’t bring me one. And do I let Justin Theroux wreck the shirt on my back? I do, right? “I would so do it,” he politely insists. “If you have a t-shirt and a pair of scissors, I’m happy to quickly fashion you one.”

Let’s talk about how you invented sweatpants.

(Laughs) I invented the grey sweatpants! I brought them back, I know! You know, I was the one who made a shirt for Jonathan. We were going to gay Pride and he was like, “F*ck, I gotta go out,” and so I made him a shirt. I was like, “I wanna make one of those crop top t-shirts with the tassels,” and he ended up wearing that.

Do you regularly make crop tops for your gay friends?

No, that was the first one I’ve done. It was just like, “It’s a perfect moment in time. I’m with Jonathan and I have a t-shirt and we have scissors and I think I could pull it off.”

We’ve become a good little clutch. Tan, Antoni and Jonathan have come over a bunch of times and we’ve gone back and forth, and I’ve disappeared into the bathroom with Jonathan and we’ve talked products.

Can a straight guy have a queer eye?

Keeping my fingers crossed. Season 3! Maybe we should do a whole thing where it’s like, “Straight Eye for the Gay Guy.” Find some gay guy who’s not got his shit together and I can go and help him out. I don’t know if I’d be that helpful.

WATCH:

I must say, you’ve got your shit together.

I put a little effort in sometimes. (Queer Eye guy) Tan’s trying to get me to wear some color. I’m pretty much blacks and greys. White is technically a color for me.

We need to get you in floral.

I don’t think it’s gonna happen! I just can’t pull it off. I keep looking for a Hawaiian shirt that’s 95 percent black with just a little pop of color in the flowers.

Recently, Jonathan was obsessing over your shirtlessness in Charlie’s Angels. Is that the role most gay men fangirl over when they meet you?

I mean, the first one was actually The Broken Hearts Club, which was a movie I did years and years ago. I remember being at gay Pride and people being like, “Oh my god, this is the guy from Broken Hearts Club!” (Playing gay) was kind of my bread and butter in New York on stage. I would do Joe Orton plays, or Shopping and Fucking. I’d do all these gay Englishmen. That was my thing that was my calling card.

Why go for the gay roles?

It was something that just happened. It wasn’t like I was seeking them out. It was just something that presented itself. At the time, there was that kind of question when you’d go into the audition: “Are you comfortable kissing a guy?” “Yeah, of course.”

In 2000, some actors were being told not to play gay characters for the sake of preserving their careers. Was there any pressure on you not to play that role?

No. My agent at the time was gay, so it was never a discussion. It always boils down to, is the part good or is the play good? If the material is good, I’m happy to do it. If it’s bad, then I don’t wanna do it. But I wouldn’t want do it for a straight part either.

Did it feel like an important movie at the time for the LGBTQ community?

It didn’t, because it’s not necessarily my community. But it was one of those I was happy (about). It was the first (LGBTQ) movie that showed – at least that I had been a part of, or had seen – just a normal relationship. No one’s dying of a disease, no one’s fighting with their parents. It felt like a great episode of Thirtysomething or a great episode of This Is Us.  (Its gay themes were) just built into the fabric of the movie, as opposed to being the fabric of the movie. There weren’t big red arrows pointing at each character going, “Oh, and by the way, they’re gay!” They were functioning, normal people in their lives, which is reality. In a weird way, its normalcy was the thing that made it special and that felt like a good reason to do it.

Growing up in Washington D.C., what was your introduction to the LGBTQ community?

God, you could argue it was probably Catholic school and noticing the priests. Not their behavior; I didn’t think anything nefarious was going on. I don’t think they were doing anything horrible to the boys of the school, but I remember thinking, “These men seem effeminate and they carry themselves in a different way, and I think these guys like other men, like other gay men I’ve seen.”

They didn’t fit the typical heteronormative archetype. 

Yeah, exactly. And it was an odd kind of thing, where I thought, “Oh.” I’ve since come to think maybe the priesthood is like an enclave for people who aren’t comfortable with their sexuality and they wanna shut it down and they think, “Please make it go away. I’m just gonna go to this place and go to seminary school and hope that this feeling leaves me,” which is a shame.

You strike me as the kind of guy who’s surrounded by gay men for various reasons.

Yeah, of course. I went to a very progressive high school that had gay boys in it. In college, it becomes quickly normalized. But you can’t live in New York and not be friends with every kind of person, whether they’re gay, trans, straight, whatever.

You were ahead of the game?

Well, I think most people in the city or in pockets of the country were kind of ahead of the game. It felt like, “Wait, this conversation is still happening? Oh yeah, I guess it still is. I guess we do need to keep having this discussion.” (I) marvel at people who are still made uncomfortable by it. Like, how on earth? It’s like being made uncomfortable by a sofa; you’re like, “It’s a sofa.” It couldn’t be more normal.

You should know that you’ve been called a “gay men’s dream” by the National Enquirer, probably their most accurate reporting.

Cut to 10 years later: Ew, who’s that old guy? (Laughs)

No way. Our gay icons never age.

Oh yeah, that’s right!

So this movie: Was the title The Spy Who Dumped On Me ever considered?

(Laughs) It’s the James Bond they never made! Idris Elba, Daniel Craig, why wouldn’t you do that movie?

RELATED:

Susanna’s friends call her the “lesbian whisperer.” And, of course, Kate McKinnon is queer and one of two leading ladies in this film.

It’s so cool.

Did you get a lesbian read on Kate McKinnon’s character, Morgan, in the movie?

Yeah. But what I liked about her character: again, it wasn’t the focal (point). It’s kind of ambiguous. What she brought to the part was super hilarious. She works really hard on specific jokes, beats, alternate lines, trying to come up with other stuff that isn’t necessarily on the page or in the direction. Kate really goes in and scribbles on the sides (of her script) and it looks like A Beautiful Mind on her script. She approaches her work (in) really sort of (an) academic way.

You’re long overdue for a gay role.

What’s the last one I’ve done? Maybe (my character) Kevin Garvey from The Leftovers is, who knows. Don’t tell anybody. No, I’m joking. (Laughs) You could argue he was really put-upon and maybe that was the reason why, ’cause he was in a hetero marriage.

(Theroux’s handler peeks in to say, “One last question.” “Two more,” Theroux whispers, giving me two fingers.)

What would you look for in a gay role now?

I don’t know. It’s really always the story. I want the story to be good and compelling. I want the character to be good and compelling, and that could be anything. A la Broken Hearts Club, you do sort of hope that eventually these all become just the background to the characters, because it’s way more interesting just playing the relationship and playing the story than it is playing the orientation.

If you were to date any of the guys you have played in your career, which ones might you go for? Personally, I’d shack up with Joe from Six Feet Under.

Joe in Six Feet Under was a sweetheart. But if I dated Joe, he was straight, and so I think that would be problematic.

He’s only straight till he drinks four beers.

Until he drinks four beers, then all bets are off! The bondage gear comes out. Like, we all know Joe liked being tied to the bed. (Laughs) I don’t know if there’s anyone I’d really wanna date. And it’s weird to think about dating yourself. Just visually awkward.

Actually, Matt McGrath’s Broken Hearts character was an adorable character. But I don’t know, I played some pretty f*cked up guys, so they all seem like they’re not great relationship material.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2018/08/16/justin-theroux-the-spy-you-wouldnt-mind-being-dumped-by/ from Hot Spots Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.tumblr.com/post/177060262410

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Justin Theroux: The Spy You Wouldn’t Mind Being Dumped By

No straight man has ever offered to make me a crop top, but Justin Theroux is no ordinary straight man. If you’ve seen him in all his shirtless, ripped, oiled glory in 2003’s Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle or bore witness to all that was bouncing around in his grey sweatpants in HBO’s The Leftovers (I know you saw that; you haven’t stopped seeing that), you have likely wished him gay.

The vers 46-year-old actor is, at least, the closest a straight man can get to being gay, palling around with the new Queer Eye posse and portraying a deep well of gay characters during his two-decade career, from Marshall in 2000’s The Broken Hearts Club to an assortment of gay Englishmen in numerous New York theater productions. Significant gay cred aside, his acting instincts have resulted in an impressive mix of unpredictable career choices rooted in pathos and humor, David Lynchian mystery and Herculean ruggedness: from 1997’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion on through Mulholland Drive, Strangers with Candy, Sex and the City, Zoolander and, most recently, The Spy Who Dumped Me. Directed by Susanna Fogel, the action-comedy caper stars Theroux as Drew, an on-the-run spy who inadvertently gets his ex (Mila Kunis) and her best gal pal (Kate McKinnon) embroiled in his messy assassin-fighting mission.

Things are tamer in a hotel suite in New York City on the day Theroux sits across from me with his rescue pit bull Kuma. Theroux – imagine if he dumped you; what an honor – is not wearing sweatpants. But my mock disappointment isn’t sweatpants-related; it’s knowing that he made Queer Eye guy Jonathan Van Ness a crop top but didn’t bring me one. And do I let Justin Theroux wreck the shirt on my back? I do, right? “I would so do it,” he politely insists. “If you have a t-shirt and a pair of scissors, I’m happy to quickly fashion you one.”

Let’s talk about how you invented sweatpants.

(Laughs) I invented the grey sweatpants! I brought them back, I know! You know, I was the one who made a shirt for Jonathan. We were going to gay Pride and he was like, “F*ck, I gotta go out,” and so I made him a shirt. I was like, “I wanna make one of those crop top t-shirts with the tassels,” and he ended up wearing that. 

Do you regularly make crop tops for your gay friends?

No, that was the first one I’ve done. It was just like, “It’s a perfect moment in time. I’m with Jonathan and I have a t-shirt and we have scissors and I think I could pull it off.”

We’ve become a good little clutch. Tan, Antoni and Jonathan have come over a bunch of times and we’ve gone back and forth, and I’ve disappeared into the bathroom with Jonathan and we’ve talked products.

Can a straight guy have a queer eye?

Keeping my fingers crossed. Season 3! Maybe we should do a whole thing where it’s like, “Straight Eye for the Gay Guy.” Find some gay guy who’s not got his shit together and I can go and help him out. I don’t know if I’d be that helpful.

WATCH:

I must say, you’ve got your shit together.

I put a little effort in sometimes. (Queer Eye guy) Tan’s trying to get me to wear some color. I’m pretty much blacks and greys. White is technically a color for me. 

We need to get you in floral.

I don’t think it’s gonna happen! I just can’t pull it off. I keep looking for a Hawaiian shirt that’s 95 percent black with just a little pop of color in the flowers. 

Recently, Jonathan was obsessing over your shirtlessness in Charlie’s Angels. Is that the role most gay men fangirl over when they meet you?

I mean, the first one was actually The Broken Hearts Club, which was a movie I did years and years ago. I remember being at gay Pride and people being like, “Oh my god, this is the guy from Broken Hearts Club!” (Playing gay) was kind of my bread and butter in New York on stage. I would do Joe Orton plays, or Shopping and Fucking. I’d do all these gay Englishmen. That was my thing that was my calling card. 

Why go for the gay roles?

It was something that just happened. It wasn’t like I was seeking them out. It was just something that presented itself. At the time, there was that kind of question when you’d go into the audition: “Are you comfortable kissing a guy?” “Yeah, of course.” 

In 2000, some actors were being told not to play gay characters for the sake of preserving their careers. Was there any pressure on you not to play that role?

No. My agent at the time was gay, so it was never a discussion. It always boils down to, is the part good or is the play good? If the material is good, I’m happy to do it. If it’s bad, then I don’t wanna do it. But I wouldn’t want do it for a straight part either. 

Did it feel like an important movie at the time for the LGBTQ community?

It didn’t, because it’s not necessarily my community. But it was one of those I was happy (about). It was the first (LGBTQ) movie that showed – at least that I had been a part of, or had seen – just a normal relationship. No one’s dying of a disease, no one’s fighting with their parents. It felt like a great episode of Thirtysomething or a great episode of This Is Us.  (Its gay themes were) just built into the fabric of the movie, as opposed to being the fabric of the movie. There weren’t big red arrows pointing at each character going, “Oh, and by the way, they’re gay!” They were functioning, normal people in their lives, which is reality. In a weird way, its normalcy was the thing that made it special and that felt like a good reason to do it. 

Growing up in Washington D.C., what was your introduction to the LGBTQ community?

God, you could argue it was probably Catholic school and noticing the priests. Not their behavior; I didn’t think anything nefarious was going on. I don’t think they were doing anything horrible to the boys of the school, but I remember thinking, “These men seem effeminate and they carry themselves in a different way, and I think these guys like other men, like other gay men I’ve seen.” 

They didn’t fit the typical heteronormative archetype. 

Yeah, exactly. And it was an odd kind of thing, where I thought, “Oh.” I’ve since come to think maybe the priesthood is like an enclave for people who aren’t comfortable with their sexuality and they wanna shut it down and they think, “Please make it go away. I’m just gonna go to this place and go to seminary school and hope that this feeling leaves me,” which is a shame. 

You strike me as the kind of guy who’s surrounded by gay men for various reasons.

Yeah, of course. I went to a very progressive high school that had gay boys in it. In college, it becomes quickly normalized. But you can’t live in New York and not be friends with every kind of person, whether they’re gay, trans, straight, whatever. 

You were ahead of the game?

Well, I think most people in the city or in pockets of the country were kind of ahead of the game. It felt like, “Wait, this conversation is still happening? Oh yeah, I guess it still is. I guess we do need to keep having this discussion.” (I) marvel at people who are still made uncomfortable by it. Like, how on earth? It’s like being made uncomfortable by a sofa; you’re like, “It’s a sofa.” It couldn’t be more normal. 

You should know that you’ve been called a “gay men’s dream” by the National Enquirer, probably their most accurate reporting.

Cut to 10 years later: Ew, who’s that old guy? (Laughs) 

No way. Our gay icons never age.

Oh yeah, that’s right!

So this movie: Was the title The Spy Who Dumped On Me ever considered?

(Laughs) It’s the James Bond they never made! Idris Elba, Daniel Craig, why wouldn’t you do that movie? 

RELATED:

Susanna’s friends call her the “lesbian whisperer.” And, of course, Kate McKinnon is queer and one of two leading ladies in this film.

It’s so cool. 

Did you get a lesbian read on Kate McKinnon’s character, Morgan, in the movie?

Yeah. But what I liked about her character: again, it wasn’t the focal (point). It’s kind of ambiguous. What she brought to the part was super hilarious. She works really hard on specific jokes, beats, alternate lines, trying to come up with other stuff that isn’t necessarily on the page or in the direction. Kate really goes in and scribbles on the sides (of her script) and it looks like A Beautiful Mind on her script. She approaches her work (in) really sort of (an) academic way. 

You’re long overdue for a gay role.

What’s the last one I’ve done? Maybe (my character) Kevin Garvey from The Leftovers is, who knows. Don’t tell anybody. No, I’m joking. (Laughs) You could argue he was really put-upon and maybe that was the reason why, ’cause he was in a hetero marriage.

(Theroux’s handler peeks in to say, “One last question.” “Two more,” Theroux whispers, giving me two fingers.)

What would you look for in a gay role now?

I don’t know. It’s really always the story. I want the story to be good and compelling. I want the character to be good and compelling, and that could be anything. A la Broken Hearts Club, you do sort of hope that eventually these all become just the background to the characters, because it’s way more interesting just playing the relationship and playing the story than it is playing the orientation.

If you were to date any of the guys you have played in your career, which ones might you go for? Personally, I’d shack up with Joe from Six Feet Under.

Joe in Six Feet Under was a sweetheart. But if I dated Joe, he was straight, and so I think that would be problematic.

He’s only straight till he drinks four beers.

Until he drinks four beers, then all bets are off! The bondage gear comes out. Like, we all know Joe liked being tied to the bed. (Laughs) I don’t know if there’s anyone I’d really wanna date. And it’s weird to think about dating yourself. Just visually awkward.

Actually, Matt McGrath’s Broken Hearts character was an adorable character. But I don’t know, I played some pretty f*cked up guys, so they all seem like they’re not great relationship material.

from Hotspots! Magazine https://hotspotsmagazine.com/2018/08/16/justin-theroux-the-spy-you-wouldnt-mind-being-dumped-by/