#like I was still cutting my teeth on linkin park and green day and shit lmao gimme a break

[crmsndragonwngss]

Turn away as the daylight fades to grey

It's crashing around you

No regrets but the bitter taste of failure

As the innocence fades away

[lovemesomesurveys]

[-desbaby]

do you use song lyrics on your status ? I did when I was younger, especially during the Myspace days.

what movie, if any, would you like to star in ? None, thanks.

do you hate it when people space their question marks, like i do ? I don’t like the space.

you have a formspring don't you ? I did. I don’t know if it still exists, though. It’s been many years.

what's one thing you get told to do, all the time ? My family is on me a lot about making sure I’m eating.

do you have any people that are like siblings to you ? Just my actual siblings.

of course, you knew it was coming, what's your favorite song ? I don’t have a current favorite.

are your parent's strict? No.

what's the next piercing you wanna get ? I don’t want any. 

are you mean to people you don't like ? I’m still civil to people even if I might not particularly like them for whatever reason. I just keep the conversation short and on a as needed basis.

do you hate anyone, like really hate ? Besides myself, no.

what's your definition of love ? It’s hard to describe.

if you could, would you kill someone ? Um, no.

what's something you want more than anything ? To not feel like shit all the time.

have you ever been depressed ? I am depressed. I have depression.

would you ever dye your hair a neon color, all of it, not just some ? No.

have you even been to a drive in movie ? Yeah, a few times when I was a kid. I’ve been wanting to do that again recently, especially with the pandemic and whatnot. There aren’t any near me, though.

what’s one memory you never want to forget ? Ones involving my loved ones. 

if you could go back in time, would you ? Yes.

what’s one thing you look for in a relationship ? Here’s a couple things: patience and understanding.

do your parents like your best friend ? My mom is my best friend, so yes?

say something, right now, to someone not mentioning any names : No.

do you still watch cartoons ? Yeah.

what’s your favorite soup ? Broccoli cheddar soup. <<< Yeah, I’m more of a ramen gal but broccoli cheddar is good.

i don’t eat soup, do you ? On rare occasion I’ll have broccoli cheddar.

do you get most of your ideas in the shower ? My mind is always wandering.

what song can cheer you up, no matter what ? There isn’t one.

are you in love, at the moment ? No.

do you believe in karma ? No.

what’s meant to be will always find a way, agree or disagree ? Not always.

what’s your religion ? Christian. 

have you ever done something just to get attention ? Yes.

who’s someone you can act your complete self around ? My family for the most part.

who’s your favorite band ? One of them will always Linkin Park.

do you want to get married one day, or not ? No.

who do you go to when you need to talk, or be cheered up ? Depends what the issue is, but usually no one.

do you still play guitar hero, like i do ? :) It’s been several years since I’ve played, but I’ve wanted to.

are you more comfortable talking to your mom or dad ? My mom.

what’s your favorite number ? 8.

does the opposite sex confuse you ? People in general confuse me.

lady gaga, what’s your opinion ? I like some of her music.

what’s something you could argue about forever ? I don’t like debating/arguing about anything.

night or day ? Night.

one thing you’re really good at ? Nothing.

do you ever have thoughts about your past? Um, all the time.

have you ever felt so.. neglected? Yes. Especially by myself.

do you want to start life all over? No, not all over. Just a few years back at least.

are you trustworthy? Yes.

really, how many true friends do you have? I don’t have any friends. can you name a few? --

what are some of your must haves? Coffee?

do you like taking surveys or making them better? I just take ‘em.

have you ever cut yourself on purpose? Yes.

your favorite kind of puppy is..? Aww, puppies in general are adorable.

what’s your favorite holiday? Christmas and Halloween.

do you believe in Friday the thirteenth? No.

what is something bad that has happened to you lately? I haven’t been feeling well.

when was the last time you cried? Last night.

do you have any troubles with talking to your parents? Not with my mom, but with some things with my dad.

have you ever talked to a counselor? No, but I really should. 

personally, do you think you’re funny? I have my moments once in awhile.

do you brush your teeth and floss everyday? I don’t floss everyday.

have you ever heard the song down by chris brown? Yeah.

who is your favorite rapper? Megan thee Stallion, Cardi B, Post Malone.

do you even get into politics? Not the last few years.

have you ever failed a state test? No.

do you cuss? Sometimes.

how’s life treating you? Not well. what color are your nails painted? They’re not.

do you have on a red shirt today? No.

how old are you gunna be on your next birthday? 32.

do you listen to owl city? I liked a couple of their songs.

what\'s your favorite color? Pastels, rose gold, sea foam green, coral, and yellow.

do you own a mood ring? No.

what is your opinion on abortion? I am pro-choice.

what is your favorite school subject? I always loved English.

what do you think about Chris Brown saying he loves Rhianna still? This survey is old.

do you like to smile? I mean, yeah?

have you ever heard the song party in the usa by Miley Cyrus? Yeah.

are you allergic to anything? Tangerines.

how’s life? Not well. Didn’t you ask this?

how do you type your smileys? :) :D :( :/ :X

do you buy band-aids with cartoon characters on them? Sometimes, sure.

do you listen to country music? Some.

are you one of them crazy football fanatics? Not at all. I have no interest in sports.

do you take a lot of pictures? No.

what’s your favorite website? Tumblr and YouTube.

what do you wanna ‘be’ when you grow up? I’m 31 and still have no idea.

do you use mechanical pencils or regular pencils more? I haven’t used a pencil at all in years, but I prefer mechanical.

have you ever painted your nails a neon color? Yeah.

do you have an iPod, or any type of music player? I still have my iPod Touch, but it’s been stored away, unused, since like 2012. I’ve used the Spotify app on my phones for music since then.

what do you think life is all about? I don’t know.

list one of your favorite quotes? There’s many.

have you ever felt like you wanted to punch someone in the face? Ha.

do you really have any enemies? No.

do you watch big brother? I’ve watched a couple seasons of Celebrity Big Brother.

was this boring? Nah.

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