#like I hate this so much I hate this vauge age range

[emily-mooon]

The older teens ages confuse me.

Like what do you mean Jonathan’s 16 in grade 10 and driving? No one is driving in tenth grade unless you are born early in the year but that’s like the last half not the first half of grade 10.

What do you mean Steve’s 17 in grade 11? I didn’t turn 17 until grade 12 and the only way that could work is if it was 1984 NOT 83!

You could argue that there’s a different requirement to be in a specific grade but The Party proves that wrong!

Like Mike and Will are born in the spring of 71’ and turn 15 in the ninth grade THATS HOW IT IS!

But Nancy and Jonathan to me are born late in the year so they would be turning 15 at the start of grade 10. They are not born early because if they were they would just be 15!

Also Argyle has THIS age range with THAT birth year range:

DUFFERS WHY! WHY MUST YOU SUBJECT ME AND OTHER PEOPLE TO THIS CONFUSION?!!!

Sincerely, a person who understands age math because she had historical ocs and had to figure it out who is very annoyed and confused.

P.S GIVE ME ANSWERS PLEASE!!!!!!!

[taldigi]

ranting

apologies to mobile I’m just in a foul mood rn.

for me, shipping is about mentality. chemestry- percieved or otherwise. Gender is never an issue. sex or lack thereof is never an issue. age is never an issues (clarif. if ya younger than 15 ya too young for a relationship of any kind, younger than 18 ya too young for anything more intimate than datin/puppy love, and hell even 21 is too young most the time. s’ all bout mentality and maturity. if a 30 y old and a 50 year old wanna bump uglies thats fine, they adults and understand that shit. but if >18 and anyone out of a 4 year range wanna do that shit then the older party is lit. taking advantage of the younger because no matter how smart they think they are- they actually truely don’t have the mentality or maturity to handle relationships or even nasty shit. tldr pedophillia is fucking bad don’t do it it’s all a very vauge subject because a bunch of people are vastly different but at the same time if they under 20 they usually don’t know what they doin and holy shit this is getting long af i’ll stop now) 

relationships n’ chemestry are all I give a shit abt. s’ why I hate shit like villian/hero ships. just fuckin dont, they’re enemies for a reason (unless it’s like a doofenshmirtz kinda deal where they’re not really enemies but it’s like a job or w/e. and they go bowling on tuesdays but we’re not here to discuss that shit that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms). they hate eachother, one’s an asshole and 80% of the time they straight up hurt or try and hurt the hero so like you fuckin stop that shit now. Sure, there’s exceptions like redemption arcs and antiheros but lets be clear that there have been scars and him showin a bit of happy trail aint gunna fix the fact that he murdered your parents in cold blood because he hates ya so much. Shit like incest too really gets on my goddamn nerves. Like, son. I get it, u think it’s ok b/c “they choose to be that way so it’s different uwu” like no fuck you I thought the same shit and stuck to it because I was a stubborn motherfucker and I learned real fuckin quick that that shit was no fuckin’ good. (thx undertale fandom you fucked up a perfectly good fandom, look it’s got incest now) It’s bout types of love. familial love, friend love. romantic love. sexual love. shit’s all different even tho it falls under the same umbrella term of love. 

and boy fuckin howdy dont get me started on “platonic shipping” like SON you know DAMN well that shipping is romantic. People don’t say “romantic shipping” they say shipping goddamnit.like fuck you’re just LEADIN PEOPLE ON. clarification: friendship is real fuckin good whipped cream on my smoothie sprinkles on my cupcake shit’s GOOD REAL GOOD but when ya put shit like “platonic shipping” it just has a whole string’a implications as if their friendship is an alternate idea to a romance. u wanna write platonic relationships, u don’t wanna write platonic shipping. Shippings romantic there’s my case bout it.

ok i’m done sorry digit outie 9000