#lightrambles

[thatonelightyear]

awakening (briefly) from the void to lament the fact that my ao3 search function is not. working. is anyone else having this problem or is it just a skill issue on my end :skull:

[thatonelightyear]

yall get weather that isn't always 35C???? visible confusion

(for legal reasons this is a joke. but its rly so hot. save me.)

I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I've met in my life has said they'd rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!

no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you

[thatonelightyear]

Hi! I saw the news about Lewis Hamilton planning to move from Mercedes to Ferrari in 2025. I was wondering if you have any thoughts/opinions on this! I don’t have any grand stake in it, I suppose, except that even though I don’t follow F1 I’m still a Hamilton fan, haha. But hearing the news I was still like WHAAAAT

OH MY GOD yes. I thought it was a prank at first until i realised the OFFICIAL F1 account also confirmed it and like?!!?

Anyway… I don’t really understand why he would want to join Ferrari, considering their current situation and their strategy calls though, to be fair, the Mercedes strategy and car hasn’t been much better either. I mean it’s been 12 years, and I guess Lewis just wants a bit of a change? Idk I’m still in shock, but I am… interested in how this would pan out, with Charles and Lewis in Ferrari… maybe they’d get a better strategy somehow. It is a pity though, never imagined Lewis would leave Merc…

[thatonelightyear]

I read through your built headcanon stuff and genuinely that is well thought out and pretty cool to read about too. Curious thooo- - When it comes to manufacturers, who runs the whole show there lol? Like who heads the company. Is it a certain car which represents the whole company (like maybe an really important car for the company orr).

- What happens when a vehicle retires and don't really have nothing else to do? Maybe like bigger vehicles where they mainly have one purpose only??

- Do manufacturers stop making a certain kind of model when they get make better ones? If so, does that mean a family wouldn't be able to get such a model or smth?

wwoowowow another ask!!! and from the one and only beoingboingboing too hehehe :D alr let's get on to this..

When it comes to manufacturers, who runs the whole show there lol? Like who heads the company. Is it a certain car which represents the whole company (like maybe an really important car for the company orr).

ANS: You should REALLY read this fic by the-king's-tail-fin here but in short, I'd like to believe that the manufactureres just *are*, and there would be one car that oversees the process of releasing newly built cars to the world, and how the factories function etc. Is it a lot of work? yes. Therefore it most likely is a family thing- to better facilitate the teaching and everything... or like a mentor-apprentice thing where the current head of the manufacturer passes on all they know to their successor

What happens when a vehicle retires and don't really have nothing else to do? Maybe like bigger vehicles where they mainly have one purpose only??

ANS: Well this might get a little dark but uh. It depends because if they really don't have a job then ig its just normal retirement? Living out your years in your home, using the funds you've saved up over the course of the years- for smaller vehicles, sure. But for the larger ones with only one purpose, then... old hangars or docks, and they just. wait. wait and waste away. (I hc most of these larger vehicles opt to simply be scrapped at the end of service life - sitting and wasting away seems more painful...)

Do manufacturers stop making a certain kind of model when they get make better ones? If so, does that mean a family wouldn't be able to get such a model or smth?

ANS: Yeah, I mean manufacturers will constantly test and design newer, better models, that's just how it goes. Then when they decide to phase out the older models at their own discretion they just. stop making them. Families would therefore be unable to get such a model, obviously. So they'd go for the newer models - but the model doesn't really *matter* does it? The point is that you want a child for their character, for their precociousness and why does looks have to be a factor?

(had fun with this TYSM for the askkkk :DDD)

[thatonelightyear]

HI, YOU ARE 'BUILT' THEORY PERSON, YES? SIT. HAVE TEA. i HAVE MANY QUESTION...

Mkay but no seriously, some genuinely curious questions:

-When built, are the vehicles small/-er versions of themselves that grow into adults, or are they grown adults from the getgo?

-Are built vehicles' ages based off of the date they were manufactured? (I ask this in tandem with the above because I'm curious about how they would treat such things as childhood, ageing, and coming *of* age)

-Are there any parts of the built machines that are organic/semi-organic as to do stuff (ie eating/drinking)?

-What causes a vehicle to end up being built? Is it relative to two parents deciding "hey let's get a kid" and then their respective company creating one, or is it a more company, or god forbid government controlled "we make X amount of vehicles and they just go to homes and go out in the world".

-If they are already adults from the date of manufacture, do they just...instantly move into a garage somewhere? What constitutes as family to them, if they have any? Model similarities, company relations? Found family exclusively?

This list could probably be WAY bigger but I don't want to totally overload you any more lol. This is just a really interesting concept and perspective I've almost never dabbled in and I'm genuinely curious how these things might work through the built theory's lens.

I appreciate you reading this text wall btw :')

OMG ive never had such a long ask before aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tysm :DDDD ahem now down to business

When built, are the vehicles small/-er versions of themselves that grow into adults, or are they grown adults from the getgo?

Ans: I personally headcanon that both versions would exist - that there are smaller versions that grow into adult frames, and that there are adult cars that roll straight off the production line (i hc that lightning is one of these cars, just manufactured then put on the track) but by and large cars manufactured at adult age tend to be a lot fewer than having children?? baby?? cars that grow up

Are built vehicles' ages based off of the date they were manufactured?

Yes I suppose so - but it really depends because from what I've seen in the Carsverse age seems to be a more fluid matter that doesn't nearly have as much impact on their lives? Case in point Lizzie who is literally a hundred years old and still kicking. Coming of age, ageing and childhood really depends from a car to car basis, maybe the families they were raised in, their personal preferences etc - tho obviously those cars who are small would *have* a childhood I'm more inclined to believe that adult cars - from the earlier point - don't nearly get this privillege

Are there any parts of the built machines that are organic/semi-organic as to do stuff

Nope. I believe in this world everything is just like the cars and vehicles in our world, and therefore the stuff they consume would probably depend on what kind of vehicle they are and therefore what fuel they will need. The 'food' is all fuel that has a changed appearance. Race cars don't normally ingest these foods because, well, their prime function is to race and the foods, however much they may be fuel-based, will never be the premium stuff needed to run a high performance engine smoothly

What causes a vehicle to end up being built? Is it relative to two parents deciding "hey let's get a kid" and then their respective company creating one, or is it a more company, or god forbid government controlled "we make X amount of vehicles and they just go to homes and go out in the world".

In Cars 1 Mack has a line that says 'thank the manufacturer you're alive' when he finds Lightning in RS, and so based off this- the Cars world has manufacturers and factories that manufacture the sentient cars, the nitty gritty details aren't known to the general population which is why they never really question it, it's just that they have manufacturers, and the sentient cars roll off the production line and thats that. Of course couples can opt to adopt one of these cars from any manufacturer (this would probably explain the differences in make and model in Carsverse families better imo)

If they are already adults from the date of manufacture, do they just...instantly move into a garage somewhere? What constitutes as family to them, if they have any? Model similarities, company relations? Found family exclusively?

Yep. I'd think that the companies settle them with a place somewhere and then good luck to you way out there!! They'll have no family, sad to say, and the first few years will get preetty lonely. Found family only ftw (might explain Lightning's whole... personality from this headcanon above lol)

Wow thats done :D was fun answering YIPEE feel free to send more anytime!!! (hopefully all my ramblings made sense. uh.) also would like to credit @whipplefilter and @the-kings-tail-fin since its from their stories that I literally got the basis of all this and like yeah :)

[thatonelightyear]

i neeeeeed to rewatch them all but i am so busy i think life hates me XDXD

rewatching cars on the road after like a year i love this show sm it’s so fun and wholesome 💔

i know having mater on screen for too long can get pretty overwhelming but i just love seeing him and lightning interact in this show. like they really feel like best friends here, they banter, get into stupid squabbles and they just understand and love each other so much.

i also keep thinking about their video call in cars 3, like just the whole idea of mcqueen being able to call mater at an ungodly hour at night and get an immediate response. that is SUCH a best friend thing. like i just love how their friendship evolves from joking around and partaking in shenanigans to them being able to really trust and count on one another.

[thatonelightyear]

saw that someone’s been sending death threats, hate and the such around the cars fandom… luckily I haven’t been affected yet but please- please stay safe guys.. literally this is so undeserved, this fandom is easily the most wholesome one I’ve ever seen man- hope this all blows over soon

[thatonelightyear]

Leland, lying upside down off the couch : Do you ever just contemplate the various ways to just. Kill someone.

Finn, depending on his mood : ….of all the things I expected you to say, I can’t say I saw that one coming OR Yeah.

[thatonelightyear]

Alpine Fanmeet :DDD

Got the chance (and happened to be in the right place at the right time-) to attend an alpine fan meet & greet event with esteban ocon and jack doohan showing up!!!

So obviously I had to make a meme board and attempt to get them to sign it... and lo and behold i managed to get it signed YIPPEE :D

(pictures right below... excuse the shit quality and lighting my phone is an absolute potato.)

first pic is the signed stuff, second is the board before signing, third a random ass picture i got during the event lmao

so funny story- esteban was really nice and when the staff tried to return me the board straight after he signed it he told them to wait and let jack sign it which is pretty much how i managed to get both signatures in the first place... this was my literal first f1 event where ive managed to get so close to drivers and holy shit that made my day :D

[thatonelightyear]

honestly as a writer that was. Quite uncalled for but alas i do tend to joke about me vs my other writer friends speeds at times BUT i just wanna say that everyone has their own timeline!! Ppl need time to bake the plot and let it microwave ykyk and like it will be fantastic. It’s not just the time but also the effort that counts!! Don’t let ppl bring you down, writers are capable of fantastic stuff - you are capable of fantastic stuff :D your headcanon and doodles are epic can’t wait for more lore in writing form!!!

(Ya i rambled a bit. Uh, whoops?)

I’m slow as fuck at writing bc I feel like my work isn't good enough, so I keep rewriting it over and over until I’v reached the point of satisfaction.

But holy shit, damn bro did it hurt when I excitedly showed my work to a friend and they said “Oh, I could have written that in an hour” what took me a whole ass month to write.

How do writers cope with this?!?

[thatonelightyear]

I just watched GT and that shit is so good its fricking unreal

The CGI, the car sounds, the feels I was punched in the feels so many times and just in awe and I just sat there and like :

Damn I love car movies.

(as a person who wanted so badly to watched the Cars movies is this what it feels like to watch them on the big screen-)

[thatonelightyear]

why the hell do i always end up fricking hyperfixating on movies that have no content at all in their fandoms istg itll be the death of me-

[thatonelightyear]

I see your headcanons for the Piston Cup racers and raise you with one of my own:

Many of the fans Lightning had during the 2005 Racing Season’s tiebreaker race left Los Angeles Speedway disappointed. They had hoped for his success, and Strip didn’t help his case either, lest you forget that he implied that he felt the same way.

’lest you forget that he implied that he felt the same way.’ Just to clarify what… does… this mean… I’m half asleep run and my brain is not braining aahhaha

BUT very interesting headcanon indeed! Yes, I’d presume they would be rightfully disappointed, and honestly I have no idea how chick even retained the cup that year - which would be solved by the fics that explore his trophy being taken away or given away by Chick himself all over ao3 and other websites.

Either way, it seems kind of poetic, almost, that no racer can ever seem to go past 7 titles (strip, lightning, and my personal hc, dale sr)

Thanks for the ask! Love the headcanon

[thatonelightyear]

Not just chinese people too just asians in general? If I’m not wrong from what I’ve seen on the internet idk XD

do you ever get accused of working for the ccp

I don’t really have that state affiliated media swag so not directly that much, no

[thatonelightyear]

thoughts..

so like a few months ago i disappeared off tumblr for a holiday- where i went to italy

and because it was, well, italy of course i had to go check out the cars there. got an opportunity to tour the maserati factory, a really, really coold experience, 100/10 recommend for all those cars geeks out there (like me lmao)

but. it also got me thinking about the carsverse. like really really thinking- you see, in the factory, of course they'd have a section where they create prototype cars and test them and push them to the absolute limit for data right- so... how would this work in carsverse?? i mean i've toyed with the idea that some would be, likely, non-sentient, because it is very cruel to build a car, bring it into existence just to, well, put it through a million tests then scrap it after (since its very possible that those cars wouldn't have the highest functioning capacity, to put it in kinder terms)

however, if in the carsverse those testing cars were sentient, could there then possibly be a big protest against this? cause on one hand we have the moral dilemma, the thing about it being extremely cruel and inhumane to, well, do that- then again, it's also technically needed for society in carsverse to progress. manufacturers need to be able to model new types of cars, work on pre-existing flaws and also, when the whole thing is done of course you have to test it because uh- you wouldn't want a half-baked idea driving around and having possibly lower living conditions in that state. so, i'd like to think that manufacturers probably do these tests still, albeit in private. goverments probably have to pitch in to keep this rather hush-hush and like, all in all i'd garner it's a sore topic in the whole of carsverse

i've got like- a handful of ocs that i inserted into this figment of carsverse, them being sentient testing cars or whatnot- would this then possibly end up with cars that are ahead of their time? eg : built singularly before the whole batch is manufactured- and could they then possibly have higher physical aspects, having been run through these tests all their lives and such. how then would they possibly fit into society after this? i'd reckon if they ever escape that factory life they'd go through a great deal to cover up their past and in general prevent being shunned from society like the lemons have..

thoughts for the carsverse indeed- would like to hear from @boeingboingboing and our aspiring carsverse podcasters @carsgeek24 and @agentsandracartrip for y'alls thoughts on this XD i mean i havent really thoroughly inspected this... possibily (which could be solved if the cars were non-sentient but i'd like to think of carsverse as overly complicated and hence, well, this so-)

yeah, like to see what yall think of this lol-

(why is carsverse so confusing T-T literally gives me existential crises everyday lmao-)

[thatonelightyear]

IM BACK HELL YEAH

Anyway in case y’all wondered where I’ve been irl shit has been keeping me really really busy so. I vanished for a moment then ahgshaghs but it’s ok I’m back now yipeee :D