#lightheartedly of course

[pandoraroid]

milo lowkey hates being an outfit repeater and asher makes it his business to be an outfit rememberer just to mess with him

[dykesbat]

my mom asked me what my wish list was and i jokingly went thit heo quay and she hit me and told me she's sick of me kjhbvcgfchgvjjg

[gluffering]

Message to my brain: PLEASE hyperfixate on something else, my consiousness is going to become Teyvat at this rate. I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. I can't be "the Genshin friend" for the longterm, my dignity guys it's in shambles.

[krazieka2]

Blions first kill

[kalcium-yippee]

If I see one more "SBG FAST PASS EP 80 SPOILERS" without a 'keep reading' cut causing me to get spoiler flashed unintentionally cuz idk when I need to scroll fast I will wring someone's neck

[leadandblood]

Such a wasted opportunity... I think if Crozier smiled at his men at least once a day and spent a bit of time with them instead of brooding and drinking, he could have all of them worship him, like Jopson does. Wrapped around his finger. All of them. If you put the post-withdrawal Crozier on Terror in 1945 no mutiny would've happened, ever. They would just swoon over him. Wasted potential I tell you.

I am not projecting, shush

[scarlets-maximoff]

i mean... i guess that configures the "sex starts in the mind first" premise? but it also ends on the mind, seeing for how long we debated (and also how fun it was).

imagine being completely fucked out but getting into an almost socratic argument over logical reasoning in a hypothetical trial situation right afterwards

[squoobest]

what the hell 😭 team valley speak to me

[catchyhuh]

What do you think they get insecure about (if anything)?

WELL! AT LEAST THE UNLEASHING OF ALL THIS IS TECHNICALLY YOUR FAULT AND NOT MINE 

lupin:

this is a point of contention among lupin fans. i haven’t even said what it is just the idea that lupin would have insecurities could be contentious BUT PERSONALLY, PERSONALLY, TO ME, he’s insecure about his… job. of sorts

not that he thinks he’s doing a bad job at it. oh no of course not that he KNOWS he’s the best in the business. and he doesn’t really mind all that stealing shit either that’s genuinely fun. enriches him. but sometimes, he sees people, good people, going about their lives, and he has this split second, barely cognizant thought of-- am i stuck here?

lupin can be whoever he wants to be and yet is stuck being lupin the third at all times. he COULD just change his name, his face, his documents, live life the way any person does, and really, who’d truly stop him? but, in his eyes, that’s just not feasible. 

the thought hits him one second and hes over it the next, but the small window of time where he does linger on it is… weird, for him. so he doesn’t let it linger. he shudders, dismisses the thought as the random impulse it is, and continues on contentedly. MORE than contentedly!

jigen:

this is really weird but… seemingly nothing. jigen is so apathetic, so set on being unbothered by the negative after seeing so much of it, that there’s really nothing he sees within himself that makes him feel… bad. and empty and miserable.

if there’s anything that could be comparable, it would be that “i should have done x” feeling. even if, when he’s in a better mood, he recognizes that a lot of times in those situations there really wasn’t anything he COULD do. there was nothing he could do to save that person, either from death or from themselves, there was nothing he could do to stop a bomb or a fire or any other unexpected destruction, but if he allows himself the briefest vulnerability over it for a moment, if he puts himself back in his shoes the day it happened, 10 minutes after it happened, he thinks, was it me? should i have done more? should i have done less?

like lupin, it usually doesn’t take long to dismiss. the two of them had a rough, late night conversation about it once, when it was just the two of them on the job, alone in the motel room. it eats away at both of them, in the tiniest of spurts, thinking about whether or not they were responsible for these horrible things regardless of intent. they went to bed, woke up, got back in the car and never discussed it again

fujiko:

i know we talk a lot about fujiko’s manufactured perceived coldness but IT AFFECTS A LOT OF THINGS! fujiko doesn’t doubt herself. her abilities, her priorities-- but sometimes she wonders what she’d be like if she hadn’t made the choices that led her to this point. not necessarily stresses over it, mind you, just. wonders.

i’m a firm believer (as is canon to my understanding) that there’s no one “reason” fujiko is the way she is. she just… is! fujiko is fujiko by her own doing. it’s an interesting parallel to put against lupin and goemon, who were quite literally molded into this life from birth, vs someone who actively chose it. and she doesn’t make bad decisions. she knows she doesn’t! but as a meticulous planner, it’s hard to ignore the infinite ‘what ifs’ rattling around in her head like they’re trying to win a cage match. 

make no mistake, fujiko is never SERIOUSLY entertaining the possibility of a world where she isn’t taking what she pleases and doing as she likes! carpe diem baby! you go for it fujiko. but she does wonder sometimes if she’s TOO good at this. is she letting herself have fun with this beyond just getting the object of her attention? is she going to be content with said item next month, or even next week? is she satisfied? the answer is a pretty solid no, and nobody knows that better than her. but… it spirals, on brief occasion. is she going to be content with where she is? who she’s around? will she EVER be satisfied? and… is it a bad thing if she won’t be? but, as you may have noticed there’s a pattern here, as she forces the thought back down into her heart as soon as it pops up

goemon:

i know everything with goemon seems to circle back around to his skills or his legacy and he’s MORE than that, of course he’s more than that but. he’s not insecure about much else. if you can even call it insecurity, it might be more like… a lack of confidence? there’s a subtle difference there to ME OKAY

he shares the same irrational responsibility fear that, when you think about it, likely all of them have (including fujiko, make no mistake) but he does take it to a specific personal degree. it’s harder for him to push that thought away, because… if it’s really something that’s concerning him, he COULD HAVE prevented it. he knows he can’t stop natural disasters and freak accidents, but he could stand in front of the gun, he could deflect faster, he could stop that person he’s currently fighting for god’s sake from slipping off the edge of that rainy rooftop. maybe they could have been better, if their life hadn’t ended so quickly. he doesn’t really delight in killing, just viewing it as a necessity and an important one at that. but he hates unnecessary spilled blood, and he’s said so many times

and unlike the others, he blames this solely on his physical ability more than his mental one. he’s not fast enough, not strong enough, not delicate enough, and he owes it to others to… BE all these things to the nth degree. he owes it to the gang as much as he owes it to the strangers that get trapped in the crossfire of their business

zenigata:

what ISNT he insecure about amirite!!1!!!!

this one will get very sad, very overanalytical, very long, and again very sad very fast. if you thought i slipped into misery with the others a little too much you have no idea what you’re in for with THIS motherfucker so let’s just say he can tell his huge large baby cow eyes are damaging his street cred and it’s embarrassing and leave it at that 

we good with that? we good (translator’s note: this means the author cannot think about this for more than 2 minutes without feeling an empty, horrible pit in their gut. unless you want to feel bad for the rest of the day consider yourself lucky you’ve been spared of this)

[incorrect-mairuma]

Kirio: Ocho gave me a "get better soon" card.

Atori: Oh! Well, that's nice!

Kirio: I wasn't ill; he just thinks I can do better?

Ocho, from a distance: Go fuck yourself, Kirio!

[jinxedshapeshifter]

i hate every pun i just read

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

PRELIMINARY #269

Submission 828

We should sell Alaska to Canada

1. Proximity. Alaska is far closer to Canada (literally hanging off of its ass) than it is to America. Thus, the interests of the Alaskan people will be closer to that of the Canadians.

2. Money. The Alaska purchase costed about $117 million dollars in today's money. Imagine what the American people could do with 117 mil. Build bridges, build schools, fix pothole, etc.

3. Culture. The culture of the Alaskans is more similar to the culture of the Canadians. They do things like go fishing and hunt bears, and when the border is gone they can just meet up and hang out and talk about hunting bears and fishing

4. Necessity. If you really think about it, America does not need Alaska. Their Gdp is ranked 50th out of all the 50 states and they were really kind of a last minute thing. Since Canada's economy is smaller than America's they could use Alaska a lot more than we do, for example they can build a bunch of factories or suburban housing developments that will make them more cash so really its quite charitable.

Propacanada is always Anchoraged!

And remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure! It Maple more people into the debate!

[ryuki-blogs]

"People who watch anime tend to overcomplicate little details in their work."

-coworker over lunch break after telling me I draw too many details in my shots, vaporizing me instantly

[eddwardtheseventhspacewizard]

PLEASE STOP SHAVING HARVEY!!! PLEASE I LOVE MY HUSBAND’S MUSTACHE!!!

[eretbuteverywhere]

gotta say, the funniest thing about how angsty people are being over the latest post on here is the fact that it’s (to the best of my recollection)  the only image on this entire blog of eret sitting on the throne prior to the betrayal 

[soldiertransgender]

im so fucking mad about this by the way

it has come to my attention that i make this face regularly (thanks @medical-officer-danby . i fucking GUESS)

fucking hell

[dumbasswhatever]

i think klavier just couldn't be a parent like think back to turnabout serenade when he says to daryan that their playing has to be perfect bc they have to be perfect to stamp out crime. think about a guy with that mindset taking care of a child. he would be petrified stiff and unable to do anything for fear of messing that kid up for life. this guy has problems issues