#life steal prince zam

[dolcedagger]

ik i dont post on tumblr much but i didnt want to post this on twitter cause im scared of the people there sonsorry if i tag this wrong 😓

[yongyimoon]

I miss so much prince zam !s4……

[ricochetfuel]

"welcome to the Ruins."

wemmbu, get sniped by the arrow cannon

[atmonie]

he's so fun fun fun to draw :]

[golubayasoyka]

[the-fuzzy-2846]

princezam..

[mcytegg]

THE ZEGG

I finishes my prototype Prince Zam Egg :D here it is!! Is it Prince Zam? Is it Prince Zam's minecraft child? Idk! But it's been made and I am very proud of myself.

There's my silly video preview of the Zegg working in game!!! And here's my scuffed gifs of the Zegg and it's crown from block bench :D

I also just think a Life Steal egg event would be so funny like the eggs simply would not last more than a month. Even two weeks is generous, tbh, but I know in my heart of hearts Zam would start the event thinking it's pointless since the winners will obviously be the 20 heart players only to get hit by the freight train of emotions that is the Qsmp Egg Experience. He'd get sooo attached and his volatile way of experiencing emotion would make his reaction to the egg death worse I think 😭

I'll have to go into detail over my LS egg event idea / au(?) bc I think it'd be funny throwing a bunch of late teens - early 20s mfers in what is basically an anarchy server at a minecraft tamogatchi on crack

[mcytshipsandmore]

i’ve been hit in the face SO HARD with brainrot you wouldn’t believe,,, anyways i think everyone should listen to me and ship them as i write my transfem!PrinceZam x Reddoons propaganda <3 they make me actually ill and i’m being possessed to write fluff send help

I will listen when I am not busy with homework 😼😼😼 guhhh everyone listen to them 🔥🔥🔥🔥 -⭐️

[grimaussiewitch]

Mcyt test tube baby headcanons:

(This is all for fun and is only the characters that the creators presents. I have zero clue if anyone here is an actual test tube baby and even then, real life ivf is way different then whatever I wrote here)

Jaiden: federation Jaiden headcanon/theory goes hand in hand with test tube creation. Just make a baby to work for you.

Grian: look at him. He was not naturally created.

Scar: something about that face feels like it was plastered onto a baby. Like you have a baby floating in a tube and it just has a smirk and wide, unblinking eyes. Somehow born with scars.

Wilbur: “but what about Kristen and Phil!” Nah, the two did some sort of science or magic to make the baby and the Samsung fridge was the surrogate. He was developing along side vegetables. Embryo Wilbur was probably frozen for six months in the freezer part of the fridge too.

Docm77: a creeper that is also a player and enjoys redstone, aka the closest to science in minecraft. Sounds like an experiment to turn mobs into players.

Zedaph: another case of science esq man. Probably makes clones of himself. If not, a sheep magically transforming into zedaph at random.

Foolish: technically kind of canon?? Only if you really think about it. I mean he had to totems be his kids on the dsmp so someone probably made him. How are totems made…

Tommyinnit: lab innit my beloved. Feral energy that can only be contained in a science tube.

Etho: is Canadian.

Mumbo jumbo: the tube was a Pringles can.

Tubbo: he just has the vibes.

Scott smajor: this man is on nearly every smp, at lest one of him was made in a lab. Which one? I do not know.

Shubble: not through a biology lab but the magical equivalent. Season 1!empires was from a mushroom or flower, season 2 is via witch magic. Stirring some good soup and bam! A baby.

Skeppy: is a test tube baby in the way blocks and objects are made through a crafting table.

Pearlescentmoon: no rhyme or reason. She just is. Just picture stardust slushing around in a tube. That’s Pearl.

Literally any mob player ever, especially slime: they either came conscious or was goop in a lab.

Prince Zam: I don’t know much about life steal or Prince Zam but he just has the vibes you know?

Xisumavoid/Evil X: you know how identical twins are made through eggs splitting? Yeah that’s these two. But once fully split they got extra dna thrown into them, just to spice things up. One became more “evil” and the other “British”

[monachopsissssss]

does prince zam have a praise kink on the life steal s m p

[willowcrowned]

One-Off Star Wars AUs Masterpost

What it says on the tin.

Tano-Jinn Bodyswap Time-Travel AU x

TCW Ahsoka and pre-TPM Qui-Gon get swapped into each other’s bodies. A nonsense fix-it happens. Original idea by @waukrife

‘Love Across the Stars’ TV Show AU x

During the Clone Wars, someone makes a teledrama about Anakin and Padmé’s “secret romance.” (Implied obianidala at the end)

Kit Fisto: Carpet Maker and Inadvertent Galaxy Saver Extraordinaire AU x

Kit Fisto, for reasons unknown to the Order, leaves the Jedi and starts an artisan carpet-making business. In the typical fashion of crack fix-its, this saves the galaxy.

Assassin Cody AU x

Instead of hiring Zam Wessel to kill Padmé during AotC, Jango Fett makes Cody do it. It does not go to plan.

Obi-Wan Has Two Hands AU - A Codyobitine Saga x

Obi-Wan is in love with Cody and Satine. Cody and Satine are both in love with Obi-Wan. Ventress isn’t in love with anyone, but she is more murder-y than in canon. This somehow saves the galaxy.

Anakin the Conspiracy Theorist AU x

Anakin is really into conspiracies and happens across one that says Palpatine is the Sith Lord.

Ahsoka and Qui-Gon Time-Traveling Rock AU x

TCW Ahsoka and TPM Qui-Gon end up in the trope-typical mysterious Force temple. (Two endings available, one fix-it, one sad.)

Gravity Falls AU x

Anakin is Dipper, Ahsoka is Mabel, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are their weird uncles, Padmé works in the gift shop, Dooku runs a rival tourist trap, and Maul is obsessed with Obi-Wan. Also featuring a grappling hook and extensive property damage and some glorious art.

Qui-Gon Accidentally Adopts the Baby Skywalker Twins AU x

Luke and Leia, age five, pop out right after Bandomeer. Qui-Gon somehow gets suckered into adopting them.

Qui-Gon Steals Baby Clones AU x

Dooku tells Qui-Gon about the clones. Somehow, this ends up with Qui-Gon stealing all of them.

Jangosoka x

Ahsoka, post-TCW but pre-Rebels, gets tossed back before Galidraan, and proceeds to do several things with Jango Fett, not the least of which is attempt to kill him

Din Djarin’s Very Stupid Love Triangle x

A few months after the Jedi Luke Skywalker takes Grogu away, Din finds Grogu with Luke’s twin brother, Wormie.

Cody the Time Traveler and Obi-Wan the Exhausted Twenty Something x

Cody goes back in time, breaks into the Jedi temple, and gives Obi-Wan a headache. Anakin is very unhappy

Accidental Sugar Mommy Leia AU x

Leia goes back in time, tries to console a grieving 25 year old Obi-Wan, and accidentally starts some rumors.

You Done Fucked Up AU x

Qui-Gon (flavor: uh oh) lives. His training of Anakin... does not go as planned.

Twins Roleswap AU: ANH x

Leia Skywalker is from Tatooine, absolutely feral, and ready to kill. Luke Organa is... not. They still cause chaos, because they’re them.

Qui-Gon’s Chosen Ones Washouts AU x

Qui-Gon keeps finding the Chosen One. The Force does not agree.

Rael, Count of Serenno AU x

Dooku dies, Rael becomes count of Serenno. Oh, and Qui-Gon becomes his new assistant. Yay!

Jedi and Braids AU x

Qui-Gon lives, Ahsoka braids hair, but there’s a little more to it than that.

Why Won’t You Die AU x

Vader keeps killing Obi-Wan. He’s the reason it doesn’t take.

A Little Too Early AU x

Luke and Leia meet up when they’re fourteen. Chaos ensues.

Quiobi Academia AU x

They're the terrors of the history department. Everyone hates them. For good reason.

Not Quite Premature AU x

The twins are born before Obi-Wan leaves for Utapau. It barely changes anything.

Wend Your Way AU x

A fix-it contrasted with canon in the form of a minific.

Memory Problems AU x

Qui-Gon is brought back to life in the final months of the clone wars, and meets up with Ahsoka in the Outer Rim. Only one problem: he doesn't have his memory, some Mandalorians are after them, oh, and they've just run into Anakin and Obi-Wan.

BOTW AU x

Anakin is the hero, Obi-Wan is the godess-blooded prince. In the background, Ganon is stirring.

In Time AU x

Qui-Gon is stuck in a time loop during TPM. It does not... go well.

YOI AU x

Rexsoka, what it says on the tin.

GFFae AU x

The GFFA has fae. That means both a lot and nothing for certain characters.

Goal Reversal AU x

Qui-Gon wants Obi-Wan for a padawan. Obi-Wan doesn't want him for a master.

Mamma Mia! AU x

Yeah. Yeah it's what you're thinking. I wish I could explain but I really can't.

Teachable AU x

Qui-Gon is a Sith in charge of the Outer Rim. Obi-Wan is the Jedi padawan who tried (and failed) to kill him, but that Qui-Gon really can't muster the energy to off.

Force... Mom? AU x

Force Ghost Qui-Gon accidentally impersonates Anakin's mother. It spirals from there.

Twists of Fate AU x

(Minific) Things are not as Qui-Gon thought they would be.

She's Got a Gun AU x

Leia and Luke go back to the prequels. Leia has a gun. They should not have let Leia have a gun.

Make Him Yell AU x

Leia has gone back in time. Leia hates Qui-Gon Jinn. These facts are related.

Not Quite a Knight AU x

(not!fic) Leiafen AU

[dolcedagger]

apparently this ?? Didnt post ??

[fascinatedhelix]

Some updates to the HK/NSR crossover AU, since the original was made pre-release (the following does contain spoilers!):

Ghost

Ran away from the Trankil Adoption Agency due to finding most humans too restrictive on their freedom; they’re accustomed to being able to come and go as they please, and the agency doesn’t really approve of trankil running around unattended. BBJ are more relaxed about it, leading to the little one being along the lines of a latchkey trankil.

Mayday and Zuke earn their trust by buying them food and helping them clean up in the restaurant’s bathroom, rather than just grabbing them and dragging them back to the agency. Aunty, for one, adores them, due to their sweet little face and how eagerly they eat her cooking.

Has pulled a knife on Kliff, multiple times, because he’s creepy as hell and sets off all their alarms, much to the exasperation of Zuke and Mayday. He tries bribing them with toys and snacks up until his betrayal, after which he almost gets stabbed again before BBJ drag Ghost with them to stop the fans.

Zuke doesn’t let them draw their blade in the sewer or on the streets, normally, but he doesn’t necessarily ban them from sharps entirely. He can tell they know how to use them, though he opts to let them use a kitchen knife instead of the haphazard scrap of metal they’ve been swinging around on the streets.

Zam has attempted to conduct interviews with Ghost before, but finds himself mostly just perplexed at their answers. "Okay, I’m looking at what appear to be, uh, hieroglyphics of some kind. I can see something that kind of looks like a rhinoceros beetle head... They’re shaking their head ‘no.’” The little section where he interviews them is nicknamed Ghost Tour.

Comet

They were sleeping in DJ Subatomic Supernova’s apartment at the time of the battle, since he didn’t think he’d need their help. They’re too small to be asked for a whole lot, anyway; he mostly has them around to keep himself company and have someone to talk to (or at, as the case may be).

Their sound energy absorbing powers would probably be enough to deactivate some of NSR’s robots; it comes in handy when the rogue robots are getting in the way of reinstating their guardian as charter.

Their favorite stuffed animal is a toy dolphin that DJSS calls Delphinus, though Comet calls them Splashy when they learn how to write.

As they grow older, their horns begin pointing backward and eventually curling into a similar shape to ram’s horns.

DJSS secretly relishes in the opportunity to have a legacy in the form of taking care of Comet, though he doesn’t know that they are probably more likely to carry his name farther into the future than any drones he sends up to space.

Bunny

They live with Remi, the artist and leader of the Sayu team. He treats them much like a little sibling, in the nice way, and gets them to watch some of the more family-friendly anime he watches; they’re particularly fond of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z, even if they keep dismantling the figures he gets them. They’re much gentler with the plushies, though.

It takes a few weeks of watching Dodo and Sofa work on machinery to get them learning how to build stuff as well as break it. They make it an entire thing when they grow older, working on machinery.

They eventually grow cheek spines, not unlike some depictions of the adult Ghost, and otherwise heavily resemble Hornet as an adult. Much taller than her, though.

Sayu’s kind of reluctant to attack Ghost because they resemble Bunny so much; “You’re too cute to fight!” Zuke doesn’t like the idea of Ghost acting like a trankil shield in fights, but it does help throw off her aim.

Thorn

Yinu’s mom specifically chose the former Broken Vessel because they were the only trankil that expressed any interest in Yinu’s infodumping about classical music. They even responded to questions with head shaking or nodding.

They come to Yinu’s side after her piano breaks, letting go of their fight with Ghost quickly enough; they don’t fault their sibling for doing what they thought was right, even if they don’t understand it, but they believed Yinu needed their support more.

They’re taking violin lessons, as it’s a touch easier to adjust to playing with four fingers on that then on piano. They get pretty good at it as an adult, though in the modern day their playing is a touch mediocre.

After their performance at Yinu’s concert, fighting in her defense with a stolen machete, Yinu’s mom at first grounds Thorn for stealing and playing with sharps, but concedes to put them in a fencing program to “get it out of their system.” They turn out a lot more competent than the instructors were expecting, and intimidate the crap out of their peers. When they’re older they take up a proper swordfighting class.

Yinu does wind up joining them in learning fencing, after her mother gets a recommendation to get her to get more exercise to avoid literally rooting herself to her piano (not an unusual issue for plant folks; they have to move pretty regularly or else they get stuck in one spot and have to be cut out). Her mom worries that she takes to it a touch too eagerly, perhaps because of her relative helplessness.

Thorn acts fairly stoic and polite most of the time, but they can be quite the handful when something piques their interest. They get banned from at least one Renaissance fair due to playing with the swords or poking the roasting pig. Yinu starts covering for them after they start bribing her with extra sweets.

Scotty

Neon J initially treated them like a trainee when he got them, but it quickly slipped into adopted child territory when he realized just how young they were. He did want kids back when he was human, so he took very quickly to the role of adoptive father.

Scotty is very good at learning language and patterns, so they wind up learning English writing pretty quickly for one of their kind. Because of this, Neon J becomes one of the few privy to the nature of the vessels, though he is uncharacteristically quiet about it.

1010 adores Scotty, occasionally posting about them on social media, making them a bit of a fandom darling, though the band does have to put out PSAs about not getting a trankil irresponsibly.

Scotty’s favorite food is cheese tarts and cheese danishes, which they tend to be awarded for good behavior.

Scotty is a very active child; they dance, they run around the mansion, they swim in the pool (and just about any fountain they run across, much to Neon J’s embarrassment), and they can’t be brought within 100 feet of a dog park without trying to pet every animal in the vicinity.

They try their best to comfort their adoptive dad when he’s suffering from phantom pains or flashbacks, though they don’t know the techniques very well. Their usual method is gently patting his hand or leaning against him (among vessels they’d be leaning against each other in large groups, leading to one big cuddle pile; they can’t do it here by themselves, but they’ll sure as hell try).

Much to Neon J’s embarrassment, they become quite the potty mouth (er, hands) when they get older. He’s a sailor, he slips up every now and then!

Riley

The former Greenpath Vessel is rather happy to leave behind the harsh life they lived back in Hallownest, though they find the most success in recounting their old life through art.

Eve tends to be a very dramatic teacher, but quite gentle with her little friend. She couldn’t have asked for a more enthusiastic student, though.

Eve’s quite protective of the little thing; she’s not quite as heartbroken about Zuke’s abandonment due to the company of her apprentice/adopted child, but the thought of them being taken away tends to scare her quite a bit. As such, she tends to spoil them rotten, though they’re still quite sweet.

Riley has a degree of PTSD from their experience in Hallownest; they’re very sensitive to sounds and movement in their peripheral, and have bitten and scratched people on more than one occasion for getting in their bubble without proper warning or consent. Eve’s pretty good about avoiding their blindspot and having her footsteps make noise they can track.

Eve’s among the first to learn about the Lord of Shades and the dream realm due to her teaching her magic painting to Riley. With her help, they created the Dark Mirror, which allows people to enter a sort of waking simulation of the dream realm, though it tends to seriously disorient people not accustomed to messing with reality (musicians tend to do fine, but normal folks? Not so much). It becomes a very useful communication tool when discussing Hallownest and how it functioned.

Sterling

The former Hollow Knight views themselves as deeply indebted to Tatiana, though also viewing her as a friend. She gave them a name, a new purpose, and an opportunity to live again without the constraints of their failed duty; of course they’re going to feel kind of guilty about it.

Only the NSR artists and a few select NSR personnel have seen them in person, and the first thing people tend to notice is their sheer size. Tatiana worries how much renovations will have to be done to accommodate the rest of their kin once they grow up, if they wind up matching their eldest sibling.

They tend to have a reasonably positive relationship with the artists, due to their kindness towards the vessels and generally respectful attitude towards the behemoth of a trankil.  DJSS tends to rant about space in their general direction as his idea of small talk, and they tolerate it. He also not so subtly squees when he sees Comet interacting with their elder sibling. Sayu’s team thinks they’re anime hero levels of cool, sword and all, and Bunny tends to agree, trying to challenge them to fight. Yinu’s mom tends to scrutinize them as reference for Thorn’s later growth, though Yinu herself and Thorn tend to climb the adult trankil like a tree for fun. Neon J respects them deeply as a knight and technical prince, though Scotty’s pretty content to try and get them to play when they visit. Eve appreciates their good manners and willingness to listen, and Riley rather likes showing them their drawings.

Tatiana tends to treat Sterling as something of a confidante, due to their quiet nature and strong sense of loyalty. She worries they idolize her a touch too much to be healthy, but knowing what she does about their past, she’s not sure if a human therapist would help.

The wings grew in a couple weeks before the Rock Revolution; evidently they hadn’t developed quite enough to develop them before they had been sealed, leading to serious back troubles during their fight before their rebirth. It was a pretty chaotic affair helping them through their last molt, considering the other trankil who’ve been molting had a lot less to shed.

Tatiana tends to scold Sterling for digging through her old rock cassettes, though she comes to regret it after the whole debacle with BBJ.

Sterling’s way more ruthless than Tatiana asks for or is fully aware of; they tend to take threats to their new life, siblings, and new companions very, very seriously, and god help the poor soul who convinces them to act. Kliff doesn’t last long after the Rock Revolution, because of this, not that anyone notices.

Misc

The vessels were united under the leadership of Ghost to create the Lord of Shades, and upon killing and absorbing the Radiance, they’ve essentially become the collective gods of the Dream Realm as well as the Void and probably Death too. The level of focus and cooperation needed to fully activate these powers is incredibly high, especially after the vessels begin developing individual personalities, so there won’t be any casual appearances of the Shade Lord any time soon.

Vessels don’t need to eat to grow for the first five or six years of their life, as they have a lot of soul energy stored in their bodies from birth to facilitate growth in the Abyss (their “yolk”), but once that’s expended they won’t grow any more until they gain a stable food source and a safe environment to molt, hence why Ghost spent such a long time being so small, despite being the same age as Sterling. While not eating won’t kill them, humans don’t know that.

The average height for an adult vessel is 8 feet, from the bottom of their feet to base of their horns, whereas a newly hatched vessel (like Comet) is about the size of a tennis ball curled up.

People who aren’t accustomed to the otherworldly presence of the trankil tend to freak out when they’re nearby; the sheer emptiness of their eyes, the expressionless faces, the inhuman size and proportions all give anybody not used to it the heebie-jeebies. Of course, Vinyl City locals stopped caring pretty shortly after they first got the trankil.

[ricochetfuel]

"did you mean it when you said you loved me?"

"dear, why would you believe that someone could ever love a weapon like you?"

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god nobody can make me feel normal after imagining conversations that deal with ls!zam. nobody. nope. get away.

nobody said this to zam but i like to imagine things because im occasionally delusional when it comes to devotion duo.

[haikuhamo]

#ICYMI Injustice Superman tries to take over the multiverse by invading the Masters of the Universe realm. There, he comes into conflict with He-Man, and Injustice Batman follows and teams up with He-Man, only for Darkseid to arrive and team up with Skeletor, who steals the Rock of Eternity and the power of Black Adam. Realizing he needs to team up with the heroes in order to defeat Darkseid, Injustice Superman helps fight Darkseid and He-Man stabs Darkseid in the chest, killing the New God. Supes then knocks out He-Man, steals the Sword and the Orb of Grayskull (successfully depowering He-Man), Rips Sketor’s heart out, and absorbs Darkseid’s soul so he can use the Anti-Life Equation. Before he can kill Prince Adam, the wizard Shazam teleports Adam to the Rock of Eternity, where he grants Adam the power of Shazam, which reactivates his Grayskull power, and now Prince Adam is He-Zam, The Most Powerful Mortal in the Multiverse! He-Man Shazam immediately whoops Injustice Superman’s ass, kills him once and for all, realizes the power is too much, and gives it back to the wizard. Awesome while it lasted. Read Injustice vs Masters of the Universe for all the details, totally worth the read!! #Heman #mastersoftheuniverse #superman #injustice #skeletor #shazam #hezam #batman #dccomics #currentlyreading #thepulllist https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfGxq8nIO1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i08idnw0yu33

[ricochetfuel]

FLAMEFRAGS IS REPLACING HIM IN DEVOTION DUO AND LET ME EXPLAIN THAT.

Throughout MANY seasons of lifesteal, Mapicc and Zam have been finding their way to team up again and again. It's literally always been like that one way or another.

However, now that Zam is against Mawn, Mapicc doesn't have his right-hand man anymore. So he got FlameFrags. Now they're together through and through so far, yes?

The Empire, for example??? The alliance between Mapicc and FlameFrags? Zam isn't close to Mapicc anymore, he's drifting apart from him, and Flame is filling that gap.

By that logic, Zam's gonna stray further away because he's doubting Mapicc's rulership and he's angry about Mawn. THIS is going to cause Flame to come closer to Mapicc if anything, and they'll become the new Devotion Duo.

One way or another, they're most likely gonna stay teamed. What's gonna happen to Zam? No fucking clue. Maybe he'll try to stay close to Mapicc, Mapicc might stay close to Zam, we have no idea.

What we DO know is that Zam doesn't like Mawn and doesn't agree with the beliefs that Mapicc has set for it. Mapicc doesn't understand Zam's disagreement for Mawn.

This is what's pulling them apart. The dictatorship.