#life - ametic

[invokedeliverance]

I forgot to post this one as well

I am from everyone, marble mirror

Clasping its creases like the hinge to fly

I am dream in dream, I'm towering dream

Towers are luminescence and I'm colossus

[sagecodex]

When I'm putting together a project and I need to fill it with content that doesn't exist yet, I usually turn to the tried and true Lorem Ipsum generator. But sometimes, I want to have a little fun with my projects.

So here's a list of 60+ text generators (in alphabetical order) to zhuzh up your projects. Just don't be like me and forget to replace them with something appropriate when you share them with the world (a mistake I will likely continue to make).

Note: the following blocks of text are all pre-generated. Some of them may be offensive, though I am by no means endorsing any of them! They're just examples of of what these tools generate and I’m too lazy to edit.

Lorem Ipsum

Generates the standard lorem ipsum text.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur.

90s Ipsum

Generates a string of 90s text and -ism’s.

Charlotte hornets flip flops braveheart as I lay me down to sleep umbro shorts aviators, this is your brain on drugs speed tlc schindler’s list hot pink chronic. Extreme sports dennis rodman toy story choker necklace. Body piercings armageddon personalized mixtapes toyota supra, spiked hair I've fallen and I can't get up bowl cut dallas cowboys catsuit. Airwalk khaki roseanne leopard print instant messaging royal stewart tartan.

Bacon Ipsum

Generates a block of bacon and meat text.

Bacon ipsum dolor amet biltong rump bresaola kielbasa, pancetta shank shoulder turkey kevin meatloaf cow ground round. Jerky corned beef sausage, filet mignon chislic strip steak capicola porchetta shoulder. Biltong turkey brisket landjaeger, cupim pancetta ham hock pastrami short loin.

Baseball Ipsum

Generates baseball-themed text.

Runs leather fielder's choice center fielder slide perfect game glove leather grounder. Batter's box knuckleball club wild pitch butcher boy cellar win 4-6-3. Batting average petey relief pitcher wrigley hack, scorecard right fielder away. Cardinals bush league no decision home curve earned run flyout.

Bavaria Ipsum

GeneratesBavarian-themed text in Dutch.

Bavaria ipsum dolor sit amet Foidweg Biakriagal, guad o’ha Auffisteign? Ned Servas ognudelt Radi Charivari Griasnoggalsubbm kimmt auf gehds beim Schichtl Zidern. Deandlgwand oamoi und glei wirds no fui lustiga, de Sonn Engelgwand Maßkruag.

Beer Lorem Ipsum

Generates beer text that could almost be a real blog post.

The Mango Beer panics, and another cantankerous Coors goes to sleep; however, an Ellis Island IPA brainwashes a foreign wanker. Furthermore, a burly customer laughs out loud, and a Kashmir IPA of a Home brew avoids contact with an obsequious stein. A surly Pilsner often competes with a chain saw.

Birolipsum

Generates quotes from the President of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro (or Biroliro for those intimate). In Portuguese.

Marcos Valério alega que o corrupto presidiário Lula é um dos mandantes do assassinato de Celso Daniel! Surpreso? Não! Pela memória do coronel Brilhante Ustra, o pavor de Dilma Rousseff. Eu estou lutando contra um sistema, contra o establishment. Paulo fala: “venda suas capas e compre espadas".

Bluth Ipsum

Generates quotes from the TV show Arrested Development.

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.

Bob Ross Lipsum

Generates quotes from Bob Ross.

You can create beautiful things - but you have to see them in your mind first. If you don't think every day is a good day - try missing a few. You'll see. All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind. And I will hypnotize that just a little bit. We spend so much of our life looking - but never seeing. The little tiny Tim easels will let you down.

Bro Ipsum

Generates “bro culture” text.

Bro ipsum dolor sit amet bunny slope free ride laps, liftie park beater frozen chicken heads Whistler skid lid huck ollie taco mitt. Nose bonk hardtail chain ring white room taco euro spin backside presta rigid giblets. Stunt free ride taco glove deck. White room death cookies park, tele giblets grab dope 360 corn table top spread eagle nose beater snake bite.

Busey Ipsum

Generates quotes from Gary Busey.

Go with the feeling of the nature. Take it easy. Know why you're here. And remember to balance your internal energy with the environment.Sometimes horses cough and fart at the same time, so stay out of the range of its butt muscle because a horses butt muscle is thick.

Cajun Ipsum

Generates cajun-inspired text.

Cayenne boiled crawfish bread pudding sauce piquante Boudreaux po-boy. Interstate envie Lafayette tasso lagniappe King Cake fishing iced tea. Po-boy bonjour smoked sausage trail ride beignet merci beaucoup cajun lagniappe hunting iced tea.

Cat Ipsum

Generates text as cat thoughts.

Stare at guinea pigs mmmmmmmmm eeeeeeee ooooooooo wwwwwwww run in circles, so loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Cough furball find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff.

Cheese Ipsum

Generates cheese and cheese-adjacent text.

Cow cheese triangles cheesy grin. Stinking bishop port-salut lancashire pecorino stinking bishop cheesy grin red leicester danish fontina. Stilton swiss bocconcini parmesan cottage cheese fondue parmesan hard cheese. Airedale everyone loves halloumi cheese triangles cut the cheese stilton stilton taleggio. Smelly cheese.

Cheesburger Ipsum

Generates actual cheeseburger copy. Limited in what it can give you.

The last time you had a cheeseburger was too long ago. Try not to drool when you think about the slightly charred, medium-rare meat nestled between soft brioche, cradled in crisp iceberg lettuce and flavour amplifying condiments. Why are you still reading this- go get a cheeseburger.

Chiquito Ipsum

I don’t speak Spanish, but it generates Spanish text. Also has a Latin option. Which I also don’t speak. Idk I'm very confused.

Lorem fistrum no puedor de la pradera tiene musho peligro diodenoo a wan. Ese hombree me cago en tus muelas qué dise usteer fistro. Mamaar no puedor al ataquerl ese hombree diodeno caballo blanco caballo negroorl. Ese que llega te va a hasé pupitaa la caidita te voy a borrar el cerito hasta luego Lucas se calle ustée.

Chuck Norris Facts

Generates Chuck Norris Facts. What did you expect XD

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever, Chuck Norris is the king of fighters, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.".

Coffee Ipsum

Generates coffee-inspired text

Cultivar, strong carajillo whipped half and half irish galão. Id variety that, at redeye, trifecta variety crema robust con panna. Coffee ristretto, et milk, robust flavour cinnamon spoon cappuccino. Dripper, half and half cortado white extra milk medium.

Corporate Ipsum

Generates corporate-style jargon. Sounds like every sales meeting I’ve ever been in.

Leverage agile frameworks to provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews. Iterative approaches to corporate strategy foster collaborative thinking to further the overall value proposition. Organically grow the holistic world view of disruptive innovation via workplace diversity and empowerment.

Cupcake Ipsum

Generates pastry and dessert-inspired text.

Marshmallow lollipop apple pie bonbon pastry icing jujubes toffee jelly beans. Liquorice marzipan toffee candy canes bear claw tart lollipop apple pie. Tootsie roll cake gummies gingerbread wafer sesame snaps cupcake fruitcake sweet roll.

Dalaipsum

Generates quotes from His Holiness the XIVth Dalai Lama.

I love friends, I want more friends. I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

DeLorean Ipsum

Generates quotes from the movie Back to the Future.

Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello, anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god. Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to change that oil. Hello. Tab?

Dino Ipsum

Generates names of dinosaurs!

Astrophocaudia Chaoyangsaurus Priconodon Amygdalodon Dracoraptor Mahakala Zalmoxes Anthodon Alocodon Lingyuanosaurus Kotasaurus Leinkupal Magnamanus Styracosaurus Atlasaurus Janenschia Drusilasaura Acristavus Leinkupal Bagaceratops Cedrorestes Batyrosaurus Sinornithoides Coelophysis Neuquensaurus Pachyspondylus Eurolimnornis Platyceratops Marisaurus Quilmesaurus.

Doggo Ipsum

Cat Ipsum but for dogs.

Doggo ipsum lotsa pats very taste wow lotsa pats extremely cuuuuuute, pats adorable doggo. heck very good spot heckin. Heckin good boys and girls clouds corgo sub woofer borking doggo, heckin angery woofer boof length boy. He made many woofs pats h*ck heckin good boys and girls pats boofers, you are doing me the shock the neighborhood pupper long bois.

Durham Ipsum

I don’t know where Durham is, but it generates text inspired by the city...county? 

Triangle localista dino trail jazz diamondview nccu the connecter historic preservation smoffice lemurs, bimbe scrap exchange trinity park brightleaf dance upcycled. Chapel hill street locavore wunc plaid, beer old five points 15-501, angier drive hipster.

Farm Animal Lorem Ipsum

Generates farm-inspired text. I hate that oink oink is in this.

Mallet herbs basil nest, in welding equipment pens quail. Fertilizer buzz, purr meow cheep chinchillas squeak, seeds maple syrup worms, potato alligators grunt are at bees. Apples ducks straw, quail a ostriches donkey, hay hook cucumbers. Post pounder calf, hay or duck is, tool shed horse. Grapes at yams mushrooms organic berries gobble. Mouse soybeans sweet corn hogs llamas or oink oink wind.

Fillerama

Generates quotes from the TV show Futurama.

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.

Gangsta Lorem Ipsum

Generates “gangsta” inspired text.

Lorem ipsum dolizzle sit amet, consectetuer gizzle bow wow wow. Nullam sapizzle velit, get down get down volutpizzle, suscipit ma nizzle, gravida vel, mammasay mammasa mamma oo sa. Pellentesque crackalackin tortizzle. Yo eros. Fo shizzle at dolizzle dapibizzle turpizzle tempizzle da bomb.

Heisenberg Ipsum

Generates quotes from the TV show Breaking Bad. It lets you select the character (I’m assuming they’re all from the same show I haven’t seen it).

He has enough money to last forever. He knows he needs to keep moving. You'll never find him. He's out of the picture. I saved his life, I owed him that, but now he and I are done. Which is exactly what you wanted, isn't it. You've always struck me as a very pragmatic man so if I may, I would like to review options with you. Of which, it seems to me you have two.

Hillbilly Ipsum

Generates hillbilly-inspired text and -ism’s.

Chickens in the sack died when I was young rye whiskey steel driving crew? Going to town soldier's joy. One arm round my whiskey keg poor boy sugar baby soldier's joy, fiddle, coming down the track, hot corn nine-pound hammer cluck old hen run. Stranger? Pickle my bones in alcohol.

Hipster Ipsum

Generates hipster-inspired text.

I'm baby plaid umami kale chips, pinterest selvage microdosing gochujang Brooklyn small batch vinyl 3 wolf moon. VHS pinterest wayfarers normcore direct trade pickled lumbersexual vegan yuccie palo santo kickstarter crucifix 3 wolf moon. Vexillologist adaptogen try-hard, chicharrones hexagon vape polaroid.

Horror Lorem Ipsum

Generates horror-inspired text.

Gore at chainsaw knife crazed choking helpless. In willow trees, killer dolls are rotten teeth bite, sheep children virus nibh, in zombies brains unknown ghost creepy. Drenched scream scared dark. Creep cold graves, shadow non fear a, psychotic ashes ghost. Eerie needles edginess, graveyard on death rotten, disturbing non grave. 

Jipsum

A random lorem ipsum generator so not all your text is the same. It’s in German though.

Impensa quaeque mediocris elitr iactare Confirmat metu comit Explicatis civibus deterruisset Manus. Cupiditatum exedunt suaviter inveniri voluptas pauca Inter illa confirmavit. Reprehensiones rebus imperdiet etiam temporis Ornateque delectatio platonem nostris occulta Hausta intercapedo magni. Dicitis timeam Vocet faciendum consul Simulent chrysippe. Fortunae nostros arare Inter futurove.

Journo Ipsum

Generates some of the most common catchphrases, buzzwords, and bon mots of the future-of-news crowd. (Wow I hate that description)

future API Zite the notion of the public #twittermakesyoustupid election-night hologram Rupert Murdoch crowdfunding CPC nut graf gamification gotta grok it before you rock it rubber cement, Foursquare nonprofit Dan Fleckner WikiLeaks abundance libel lawyer Tim Carmody media bias.

Katy Perry Ipsum

Generates Katy Perry lyrics.

The boys break their necks try'na to creep a little sneak peek. Think the city towed my car, chandeliers on the floor. I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire. They say, be afraid you're not like the others, futuristic lover. You think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong. We'd keep all our promises be us against the world. Yeah, she's footloose and so fancy free. So I sat quietly, agreed politely.

Khaled Ipsum

Generates Khaled quotes...lyrics? Unclear.

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. The weather is amazing, walk with me through the pathway of more success. Take this journey with me, Lion! Look at the sunset, life is amazing, life is beautiful, life is what you make it. It’s on you how you want to live your life. Everyone has a choice.

Lancashire Ipsum

Generates colloquialisms that originate from the county of Lancashire.

Lancashire ipsum dolor amet gradely axin camp neaw cowd frit. Bellasses yer'sen unawl greaund peawnd. Camp Darrun geet, howd feyther clowt eyter. Vawse way'er clum nought. Gronny no nouse heawr beawnt, Keawyed City purring es'tin inth arrers bin diddy our Peg shoon. 

Liquor Ipsum

A boozy text generator.

Singapore sling old etonian aberlour missouri mule vodka sunrise two fingers shirley temple black pappy van winkle glenburgie. Paddy the last word, gibson vat 69, bruichladdich flirtini lejon hanky-panky drambuie finlandia tequila sunrise edradour!

Melbourne Ipsum

Honestly I have no idea what this is but I’m assuming it’s Australian.

Naked for satan street art, spiegeltent north of the river brunswick and brunswick st MSAC kylie minogue, swanston melb collingwood ferals spring racing carnival empire of the sun, the melbourne cup the hawks victory vs heart four seasons in one day the borek woman, avalon is so not melb the espy bill clinton ate two bowls.

Mid-century Ipsum

Generates mid-century-inspired text.

Hostess trolley bakelite selectric creative carport candy-ass, jazz whiskey beatnik creative. Tiki upswept frutiger googie drive-in futuristic highway jet-age television, herman miller danish modern jet-age. Ratpack ranch home whiskey candy-ass upswept saul bass jet-age hostess trolley?

Morse Code Lorem Ipsum

Generates random Morse Code.

.-.. --- .-. . -- .. .--. … ..- -- -.. --- .-.. --- .-. … .. - .- -- . - --..-- -.-. --- -. … . -.-. - . - ..- . .-. .- -.. .. .--. .. … -.-. .. -. --. . .-.. .. - .-.-.- ..- - --- -.. .. --- .-.-.- -. .- -- … . -.. . … - .-.-.- -. .- -- .- .-. .. … ..- … . - . … - .. .- -.-. ..- .-.. .. … .- -.. .. .--. .. … -.-. .. -. --. .-.-.- …- . … - .. -… ..- .-.. ..- -- .- -. - . .. .--. … ..- -- .--. .-. .. -- .. … .. -. ..-. .- ..- -.-. .. -… ..- … --- .-. -.-. .. .-.. ..- -.-. - ..- … . - ..- .-.. -

Mussem Ipsum

I don’t know who Mussem is but it’s in Portuguese. He looks friendly?

Mussum Ipsum, cacilds vidis litro abertis. A ordem dos tratores não altera o pão duris.Interessantiss quisso pudia ce receita de bolis, mais bolis eu num gostis.Suco de cevadiss, é um leite divinis, qui tem lupuliz, matis, aguis e fermentis.Admodum accumsan disputationi eu sit. Vide electram sadipscing et per.

Neil deGrasse Tyson Ipsum

Generates quotes from astrophysicist Niel deGrasse Tyson. 

As an educator, I try to get people to be fundamentally curious and to question ideas that they might have or that are shared by others. In that state of mind, they have earned a kind of inoculation against the fuzzy thinking of these weird ideas floating around out there.

Nietzsche Ipsum

Generates Nietzsche-inspired text.

Society depths ubermensch christianity sea enlightenment joy virtues decieve society good disgust selfish noble. Ascetic decieve pious play deceptions decieve decieve intentions self self ideal.

Ocean Creature Lorem Ipsum

Generates sea creature-inspired text.

Manta ray with lionfish ect. Coral hogfish fingernail clam in tilefish mandarinfish crab lionfish weasel shark. Yellow pseudochromis weasel shark shadow, darkness in deap ocean an, Motionless Wabash pigtoe Full moon. Colorful soldierfish banded sole jump. Nurse shark at goatfish grey whale.

Obama Ipsum

Generates quotes from former US President Barack Obama.

We are a better country than this. But I will also renew the tough, direct diplomacy that can prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons and curb Russian aggression. It is time for us to act on what everyone knows to be true. This tolerance is essential for religion to thrive, but it is being challenged in many different ways.

Office Ipsum

Generates sentences you’ve heard in every meeting ever. Also has a client feedback version!

If you're not hurting you're not winning pivot, dear hiring manager:, for incentivization even dead cats bounce wiggle room, for one-sheet. Put a record on and see who dances high-level, but we've got to manage that low hanging fruit lift and shift. It just needs more cowbell make it a priority, but strategic high-level 30,000 ft view pro-sumer software, so golden goose low-hanging fruit can we parallel path. 

Pirate Ipsum

Generates pirate-inspired jargon.

Squiffy ballast maroon gangplank tackle grog scuppers driver barque tack. Yardarm mizzen barque capstan heave to hardtack Pieces of Eight port hulk parrel. Pinnace lass Jack Tar gabion Yellow Jack run a rig furl red ensign come about Brethren of the Coast.

Pizza Ipsum

I love pizza ?

Pizza ipsum dolor amet garlic sausage white pizza bianca hawaiian pizza meat lovers large onions. Banana peppers black olives stuffed crust, pizza steak bbq sauce chicken wing meatball garlic lasagna green bell peppers anchovies mushrooms extra cheese. Philly steak bianca pizza mayo, garlic sauce bbq rib platter. 

Placehodler

It’s crypto and I hate it.

Bitcoin could be many dormant accidental fork! Monero waited some efficient do your own research during lots of market cap. Since someone specialises in few quick coin in the difficulty, Litecoin limited a hot wallet at few smart contract, so although SHA 256 did lots of provably fair double spend behind many Lambo

Pommy Ipsum

“The official lorem ipsum filler text generator of the British Empire.”

Pommy ipsum knee high to a grasshopper i'll be a monkey's uncle sod's law knows bugger all about nowt one would like spend a penny grab a jumper, cheesed off that's ace shepherd's pie mince pies anorak because there was nothing on the gogglebox, what a load of guff chippy accordingly nosh on a stag do chin up.

Postmodernist Generator

Generates a whole meaningless essay of postmodernist jargon.

If one examines textual deappropriation, one is faced with a choice: either reject textual precapitalist theory or conclude that sexual identity has objective value. Lyotard uses the term ‘textual materialism’ to denote a mythopoetical paradox It could be said that the premise of textual precapitalist theory holds that narrative is a product of communication, given that narrativity is equal to language.

Ramen Ipsum

Ramen is love. Ramen is life.

Ginger sesame oil abura soba chopped onions chicken stock seasoned egg corn Nagoya pork bones soy sauce. Asahikawa flavoured oil scallions Kagoshima Tokushima abura soba Hakata Tokyo Nissin instant cup ramen soy sauce yuzu toasted sesame seeds ramen burger vinegar.

Rush Ipsum

Generates lyrics from the band Rush.

One likes to believe in the freedom of music, but glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity. I wandered home though the silent streets and fell into a fitful sleep. I know it's most unusual to come before you so, but I've found an ancient miracle.

Sagan Ipsum

Generates text inspired by astronomer Carl Sagan.

Paroxysm of global death Drake Equation explorations another world from which we spring a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. Cosmos kindling the energy hidden in matter globular star cluster dream of the mind's eye ship of the imagination courage of our questions?

Samuel L. Ipsum

Generates quotes from actor Samuel L. Jackson. (Warning: inappropriate language)

Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.

Skate Ipsum

Generates skater lingo.

Skate ipsum dolor sit amet, Primo slide dude rock and roll mute-air 540 nose bump. Masonite locals egg plant trucks Saran Wrap camel back. Pool bigspin Paul Rodriguez no comply mini ramp nose slide feeble. 720 fakie out griptape Grind King mute-air regular footed bail. Pogo rail slide crail slide full-cab feeble concave Johnny Rad. 

Space Ipsum

Generates outer space-inspired text.

There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation many never come again. But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal?

Trump Ipsum

Generates text inspired by former US President Donald Trump.

You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina. He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured.

Web 2.0 Ipsum

Generates text from nonsensical Web 2.0 startup names, just for the heck of it. 

Webtwo ipsum sclipo zapier groupon blippy, wesabe. Empressr twitter groupon meebo joukuu doostang octopart, grockit spock doostang koofers. Scribd airbnb zoho insala gooru chartly yuntaa, odeo knewton koofers balihoo zlio. Wikia prezi zlio empressr glogster cloudera tivo kno, wufoo sifteo zimbra jiglu kippt.

Wine Ipsum

Generates actual filler copy about wine.

The aftertaste, or "finish," is the primary factor in judging the quality and character of wine. Tomato and cherry flavors nestle comfortably together with notes of leather and clay in Sangiovese. A lingering finish indicates a luscious vintage! If a husband found his wife drinking wine in the early Roman times, he was at liberty to kill her. Be not offended when your ex drinks wine.

Yolo Ipsum

I hate this and I will be using it for every project going forward.

Don’t trust anyone, cause you only live once. Aliquam imperdiet, ligula vehicula sodales lobortis, dui arcu ultricies libero, vitae tempor eros libero sed neque. Pop a molly, I’m sweatin’, consequat feugiat eros.  How you like your eggs, fried or fertilized? 

Zombie Ipsum

“A macabre feast of frightful filler.”

Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit​​, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium.

[nodirectionhome-ao3]

KSFM James Lives Theory part 1/10,000 (kidding, it’s only 2 parts 😉)

So, here’s a part of my theory, on Halloween night James did not die.

Alright, are you with me?!

yes?

YES?!

Look,

KSFM= Kindly Sleep For Me

🫢 I

You’re definitely a swiftie because this was a tough puzzle to solve, nice! Pssh, Miss. Swift needs your advice on creating puzzles and riddles.

This could’ve been you:

But it’s fine, I get it. You want to live a comfortable life without the stress of paparazzi following you everywhere. I respect that, never stop being humble. 🤧 I’m very proud of you 🥹

Anywho, let’s get back to the ksfm- James is alive theory. I got sidetracked 😅

Where was I? Oh, yes.

The reason why James didn’t tell a soul is because he doesn’t want to risk anyone’s life just for the sake of helping him. He used an ancient form of magic that can only be used when he thinks about this song:

Non te deseram

Numquam amet te descendit

Numquam agnus discurrere ac deseram

Numquam agnus te clamare

Numquam agnus vale dicere

Numquam agnus dicere mendacium et nocuerunt tibi

(Oops I forgot to say it’s in Latin!)

The translation is this (if the words are wrong I blame google!):

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

🥹🥹🥹 beautiful words. Crusty little VoLdEmOrT was super confused and ended up doing this little dance before using Avada Kedavra:

😏

You’ve been Rick Rolled!

What do you think? You must think, wow I remember when she was quiet 😅 haha, yeah it happens sometimes

Don’t worry I have an actual theory of ksfm, here’s a small part of the:

NENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am cackling. GIRL. You really got me there😂😂😂

This was so funny oh my god. What a rollercoaster😂

[boombox-fuckboy]

EM: “Mediocre advice columnist”?

AMET: The advice itself is sound, but you have a tendency to shoehorn in pseudo-intellectual tangents, then finish off with some general statement that relates more to those philosophical musings than to the situation at hand, as though you’re unable to answer a question without obliquely relating it to some event in your life that you haven’t dealt with yourself.

EM: Okay, that’s fair.

DOLOR SIT: He also said your relationship advice sounds like it was written by “an alien anthropologist fascinated yet disgusted by human courtship rituals.”

AMET: That was a compliment.

The Godshead Incidental, Episode 3: Early Action

[latin-phrases-showdown]

Round 2 Poll 12

Ad astra per aspera / Per aspera ad astra

"To the stars through difficulties / a rough road leads to the stars"

It’s the motto of many groups (both real and fictional) including government entities, schools, research institutions, fraternities/sororities. It appears in novels including "to kill a mockingbird” and “red rising.” It’s the starfleet motto in star trek. It appears in many songs. It’s the title of a tribute exhibit to the apollo i astronauts and written on a plaque at the site where they died. and it’s recorded, in morse code, on the track called “sounds of the earth,” on the voyager golden records that are on voyager 1 and 2 that are intended to represent the human species to any other life out there that may come across the spacecraft in the distant future.

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"there is no one who loves pain, who seeks after it, wants to have it simply because it is pain" : for the part adapted from Cicero (and not in the parenthesis here), the rest is gibberish

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[honeybeezgobzzzzz]

𓅨 As Dawn Breaks: Chapter Eight

As Dawn Breaks: Mother Night and Father Time, after having sired seven Endless to personify life in the known universe, create Earth and human life begins. One last Endless is created: Dawn, the personification of illumination and hope, the beginning of a new day and a chance for happiness and improvement. A love will span thousands of millennia, breaking with every sunrise and renewing hope come sunset. Yet, even the personification of hope can lose the very notion of her existence from the sting of a broken heart.

Warnings: None.

To Note: Dream/Morpheus x Endless!FemaleReader(Dawn), This Involves Themes That Are Not For Everyone.

Word Count: ~2.1k

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Summer storms had caused a flood within the upper delta of the gardens, and several naiad homes had been flooded if not destroyed. While the naiads of this region were river naiads, their home were still on dry land and their water flower gardens weren’t meant to have as much water as the floods had brought. You had changed into one of your lighter dress, the days were hot and with the way you were currently sloshing through muddy water… mud was everywhere. On your dress, staining your dress. Crusted against your skin where it had dried, still damp in places where you repeatedly got flood water splashed on you. It was a dirty job. But you loved taking care of your people.

“Lilias, not another step,” You called in warning to the adolescent naiad who had continually tried to play in the flood waters of a storage shed. She was a naughty little thing, always getting up to mischief and no good, and had a proclivity to even get to the oldest of the naiads in the village. “What did Diomis and I tell you about playing in these flood waters?” She didn’t even have the mind to look guilty!

“Not to,” She huffed out, crossing her arms in an adorable pout. Your eyebrow lofted at her truthful admission.

“They pray tell, my precious naiad, why are you doing precisely what we’ve told you not to?” You question as you sloshed your way over to her and plucked her from the muddy water. Lilias’s pout deepened as you placed her on your hip and looked around for her caretaker. “Has anyone seen Kleia?” You asked, looking at the nearby naiads cleaning up.

“I believe she was last near the trillium, my lady. They were overflowed.” Amete responded, her eyebrows pinched with worry. You nodded.

“I will see to them immediately then,” You murmured before looking down at Lilias. “After I return you, little one.”

The little naiad groaned softly and pressed her face into your side in disappointment— of being caught you were sure. Chuckling, you made your way out of the flooded village and towards the forested flower fields just to the north. It wasn’t as wet as the village, but the soil underfoot still stuck to your feet as you walked. Stepping over a damp downed tree trunk, you spotted the naiad you were looking for transferring the trillium into temporary containers.

“Kleia!” At your call, the naiad turned your way and relief flooded her face.

“Lilias we have been looking for you everywhere!!” She cried, dropping the bucket she held and rushing forwards. You peeled the young naiad from your side and nudged her in the incoming woman’s direction.

“Go on, little one,” You softly urged. It was clear she didn’t want to, but Lilias eventually trudged her way back to Kleia. The motherly naiad fawned over the child and try as she might, Lilias did start looking guilty and hugged Kleia back. You turned your attention to the overwatered trillium. Brushing your fingers along the soggy forest floor, you evaporated the extra water and whispered life back into the delicate blooms. As you were giving the plants a final look over, you felt someone call to you.

My beloved Hope. A smile instantly appeared on your face at the deep timbre of your lovers voice echoing in your mind. I fear that I require your assistance within my realm. Flōs is cause for concern and I fear that she will not listen to me. Ah, Flōs was kicking up trouble once more. She was one of Morpheus’s more carefree dreams, her entity meaning blossom, flower, and youth. She was a spirited young girl who never wisened or aged.

I will be right there.

Straightening up, you turned to Kleia and Lilias.

“I’ve cleared most of the excess water from the trillium,” You spoke with a gentle smile. “But I am afraid I have been called away for business… will you be alright?”

“Of course, my lady,” Kleia and the other adult naiads murmured. “Pleasant travels.” You turned away and focused on transporting yourself to the realm of dreamers. You arrived and hurried your way through the village, disregarding alarming looks you received from the residents. The scene you came upon was one of natural disaster. There were plants and vines everywhere, growing from nothing and breaking through nearby cottages. It was chaotic to say the least and you could feel  Flōs power teetering on the edge of disaster.

Your eyes caught sight of Morpheus crouching a few paces from an overturned cart, Lucienne, Cain, and Mervyn hovering in the background. You strode forward, your bare feet silent on the chilling cold stone underfoot. The Dreaming was currently in its cooler season and the temperature chilled your damp and muddy skin. Flōs had tucked herself into the overturned cart and surrounded herself with thorny vines and branches. The little one had overwhelmed herself, surely.

“Flōs,” Morpheus called gently. “We do not mean you harm, we only wish to see to your wellbeing.” Even with his gentle words and calming demeanor, the little dream curled tighter. You stepped forwards, passing Lucienne, Cain, and Mervyn, and even passed Morpheus. Then, approaching the overturned cart, you sat down on the cold stones with your legs crossed. It was cold, and your muddy wet clothes were uncomfortable, but the little dream needed you.

“Hello Flōs, those are quite beautiful similax,” You commented, praising her ability to form such strong and thick vines that even Morpheus couldn’t coax back. Nothing happened for a few tense moments, then the greenbrier peeled back to reveal a red-eyed Flōs who looked terribly upset. “I’ve never seen such thick vines, little one, have you been practicing?”

She sniffed at you.

“I didn’t mean for it to get out of control, I just wanted to fix Interritus’s wilting flowers.” That would explain why the Pyracantha is everywhere…

“And?” You questioned, your eyes looking around at the radiating vines that were bursting with life. “It seems that you did so, I fail to see the problem.”

“I made a mess, Lord Dream is going to be mad.”

“So?” There was a soft snort behind you (surely your lover was currently rolling his eyes at you) and Flōs eyed you with her purple gaze, surprised by your blasé attitude at angering the Lord of Dreams. You tilted your head at her and smiled. “Come now, Flōs, do you really think him so cruel? He would hardly punish you for trying to do good. So you over grew a vine… tis not the end of the realm, little one. Come, it is cold out and I am sure you are freezing.”

Flōs sniffed once more before drawing back the rest of the thorny vines and crawling over to you. You held out your hand to her with another gentle smile. Taking your hand, the tiny dream came to a stop in front of you with that look of devastation still on her face.

“Flōs, how do you expect to grow if you do not practice? No one expects you to be perfect at what you do, remind me again, how long have you been practicing?” She shuffled her feet.

“A hundred and seventeen years,” She mumbled. It was your turn to snort as you rose up to your feet.

“See? You are still quite young, now run along to Interritus, I’m sure he’s more upset that you’re upset than he is about overgrown vines.” With a nod, Flōs darted off and disappeared from view. You looked around at the plant carnage and forced back the explosion of foliage. The vines shrunk and shifted, making rock and rubble groan as the plants finally returned to normal. A soft breeze rushed through the little market and your skin prickled. Looking down at your body, you found amusement in the mortal reaction your body emitted despite the obvious fact that you were, in fact, not mortal. You turned around to look at Morpheus, and saw that everyone was gawking at you. You blinked and tilted your head.

“Have I got mud on my face? The summer flooding this year was rather unexpected and vivacious, and—“ As you were talking, Morpheus had moved forwards, taking fast strides toward your ill equipped and filthy body. You were picked up, and with a squawk of surprise from your lips, you found yourself carted off without a word. “Morph—“ You were cut off once again as sand spun around you and the chilly market disappeared. Morpheus strode through his palace with you wiggling on his shoulder. “Morpheus, put me down! Morpheus!!”

He finally did as you bade and as he set your feet down on the marble floor of the palace, he still kept walking forward, making you step back in time. You pushed at his chest with a scowl, he simply raised an eyebrow and took your hands in his.

“You are filthy, my Hope,”

“I was helping a flooded village!” You sputtered out, your cold fingers curling around his warmer ones. “And then you called and I didn’t want to waste time cleaning up and—“ You let out a gasp when your foot hit the edge of something and you wobbled. Morpheus released a hand and slipped his arm around your back, catching you before you fell backwards. It was a precarious position for you and if he let you go, you didn’t have the balance to stop your fall. You could hear the sounds of bathwater bubbling. “Morpheus…” You warned. “Don’t you dar—“ He let you go. Your arms windmilled through the air for only a fraction of a second before you entered the warm water with a splash.

That stupidly handsome meddling Endless!

You hardly needed a bath! All it took to clean you up was a snap of your fingers! Or a snap of his fingers! Popping up in the bath, you dragged your hair back from your face to give Morpheus you best and heartiest scowl.

“Morpheus, I am not the one in need of a bath.” You exclaimed, spitting out water and soap from your mouth. The stupid being simply stared at you with softly glowing eyes and a twist in his lips. You hated that you could never be mad at him. Growling underneath your breath, you tilted your head to the side and brushed your fingers through your hair, getting out any debris that didn’t belong. You were already in the bath and wet, might as well enjoy it since someone had unceremoniously dropped you in it. Were you also feeling naughty? Quite so. “Fine then,” You stated with a grind of your teeth. “You think me filthy, my Dream?” His eyes narrowed at you and with a smug smirk on your lips, you melted your soiled dress from your body, leaving you entirely naked. “That’s better!”

Morpheus’s glowing eyes burned with the strength of a supernova, and you could see the tendons in his neck bulging as he clenched his jaw. Running a hand down your throat, you brushed nonexistent mud from your breasts before turning around and giving him a nice view of your back. That was not the view he wanted to enjoy and you both knew it. Snickering to yourself, you leaned down and ran your hands over the parts of your skin where you did have dried mud caked on. The broken pieces were swept from your skin by your fingers and you watched as they dissolved in the water, keeping the water nice and clean. You were in the middle of happily not giving Morpheus a view of your body when arms circled your waist and you were pulled directly back into a warm chest.

Your lips curled into a knowing smile as Morpheus hugged you close to his naked body and dipped his head down to nuzzle your neck. Soft and silky hair brushed against your skin.

“You are feeling vexatious this eve, my Hope.” He purred into your skin. You huffed and weaved your fingers between the ones pressing into your abdomen.

“And whose fault is that?” You countered with an arch of your eyebrow. “You could have just snapped your fingers…”

“And take away my pleasure of bathing you? I think not, my love.” Morpheus replied, pressing his lips against the column of your throat.

“Ruta will be cross,”

“You are currently indisposed,”

“Morpheus…” His fingers pressed harder into your skin, showing just how much he wished you to stay a little longer. Stay within his arms for a few hours more.

“Indulge me, my Hope,” He was whispering onto your ear in that voice now, and you instantly crumbled.

Date Published: 2/10/23

Last Edit: 2/10/23

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[mishimaflatulence]

L + don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + not straight + eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + get religion + not okay + glhf + NFT owner + you make bad memes + problematic + fall in line + dog water + you look like a wall + you don’t know 2 + 2 with yo head ass + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can’t count to five + try again + you failed kindergarten + rickrolled + no lifer + guten freunden schickt man einen deutschen panzer + you have a anime profile picture + an* + fatherless + motherless + sisterless + brotherless + orphan + you can't catch this ratio + catch some bitches + I don't care about your opinion + genshin player + you dress like garbage + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio

I'm logging off of this account I can't do this.

-Kai

[ubykh]

Life - Ametic

[turkeyinnovember]

so im pretty sure this is lorem ipsum (latin gibberish) again (either deja vu or recreyo have done this lorem ispum shit before), but i found something to translate them anyway:

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Thank you for your interest in our company, and welcome to our company. Homework for chocolate and fermentation. Teenagers don't have ulcers. Jasmine's throat is not as tight as ever. Gateway to the ultralight gate. It feels a bit tempting. No pillow, no pillow, no pillow.

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Microwave ends will be removed without consequence. At the end of the day, i made a variety of nyc books. As soon as the door is finished, the urn will shut down too much. Basketball is a lake that is unconventional. More than just a lake bikes, i want to check out elite oklahoma.

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i don't have too much of a carpet at the moment, but it is very cold and cold. I am currently hanging out with my coworker. Cold but sweaty. We have a bad life. _______ I don't want to put the elite in a tiny pot, i want to go somewhere else.

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Innovative products, easy and convenient for teenagers. Nurse is silent. There is no deserving laugh at the ride. innovative laughter hairstyle. Unfortunately, during the warm-up life, the carton produces a large harmonious effect.

thank you. my eyes are ruined. probably have mistakes. i dont really care and i dont really know why i did this. actually i lied. i do. it's because the 4 screenshot has letters cropped out. i think that's a little weird.

[violet-amet]

If you want to do this thing https://www.tumblr.com/violet-amet/741270892700680192?source=share Betrayal, break- for Cat Mask, mistake- for any OC you'd like to ramble rn

Oh-hohohoho~! Thanks! I got some answers deffo for Cat, and Xio and Rick will be great for the last two. I've been missing those two quite a bit recently. heh~.

Cat (🐈) - House Hunted OC (I guess you could label her as my version of the You character, but I don't really see her that way anymore. She is Cat!)

[betrayal: Has your OC ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust? Has your OC ever betrayed someone who trusted them?]

Nah! She is pretty loyal, and kind of liked in my fanfics. I mean, sure, her first meeting with a certain man eating house was rather unpredictable, but she wasn't hurt by that, at least not emotionally, just very confused. Since then, things changed and she learned a lot. Still has a good heart. hehe~.

[break: What would cause your OC to break down completely? What do they look like when that happens? Has anyone ever seen them at their lowest?]

This one is juicy to me, because she has been through a lot in her thirty(?) years, dying and coming back to life given her immortality. She has some moments in my fanfic where she suffers from depression and the likes, but those are nothing compared to her painful deaths that she often suffers from.

The only person she really breaks down to, is the man eating house she lives in. When it all becomes too much for her, she'd rather not talk or deal with anyone, and self isolate, which doesn't always work out when the being you're living with may be very aware of their surroundings. In other words, no privacy.

It's a good thing though, because she'd needs someone to always be there for her, given how hard it is to deal with such difficult emotions and life. (Despite all my torture, she is truly my favorite for a lot of reasons, but most importantly, she never gives up, just tends to collapse, which is fine I think. She is stronger than she thinks, and I love her a lot for being a little different from the norm for me.)

Xio + Rick - Original characters from my original story, which was inspired by roleplay I've had in the past. (I too love them for their character growth and more.)

[mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask? + a little bit of mistake.]

Xio, no. She is an open book, and has often expressed her troubles with Rick, who is a father figure to her after saving her from near death in the past.

Rick, however, does. He carries a lot of guilt for experimenting on Xio in the past, and is thankful that she came out better for it, than turning into an Abomination, which are mutated humans. He'd rather not show it in front of her, and instead be stoic and aloof, especially in front of the people who they have to work for to exterminate the Abominations. But inside, he is a very heartbroken, guilt ridden man, who just wants to give up.

Because of how deep he was in his work before, being a doctor and all and dealing with a horrible experiment, his ex wife divorced him and took their kids. It got worse when the experiment got exposed, which is fine by him since he helped with that, but it made his ex wife despise him for being a monster of a doctor, and it did lead to a lot of deaths. At least she had left long before it got worst, so she is still very much alive, and thriving with her family.

Now, all Rick is trying to do, is kill as many Abominations as possible, even though it doesn't erase the guilt he feels, because the one person he was able to save, now is caught up in it, and works with him on that. But despite how much he tries to cover it up, Xio knows and understands that he is incredibly hurt by his actions. She carries some guilt too, but not as bad as Rick. It's with her that he can sometimes drop that facade of being aloof and strong, and just becomes his true, guilt ridden self.

[mistake: What's the worst mistake your OC ever made? What led to them making it? Have they been able to fix it? How have they moved on?]

Okay, so I already explained that one of Rick's biggest mistake is that he was apart of a large experiment, but let me dive a bit more into that. He was a skilled and reliable doctor, but it was because of that that he was dragged into the project. He couldn't get out of it without a lot of collateral damage in the process.

Basically, he was forced to do it, until he couldn't handle it any more, and blew the whistle pretty much about the experiment with many other doctors, though it was at the risk of their lives.

Now, that's fine and all with Rick, and to sum it up, he hasn't been able to move on or fix it, so he is much pretty much stuck on that for the rest of his life.

But Xio herself... Well, while it's much smaller in comparison, Xio did run away from her family at 19, because she suffered from a bad breakup through finding out she was being cheated on. And since Rick was in town, she decided to tag along by sneaking into his car.

Unfortunately, she'd soon be caught up in being attacked by an Abomination, and got extremely hurt, but not killed thanks to the fact that the experiment she'd went through basically made her body nearly indestructible, in the way that she can heal very quickly from bad injuries, and not get sick and the likes. (Despite all that, she still wears glasses! ha!)

That said, because she got involved, and was already involved with the experiment, the big corp who keeps Rick chained up and working, also had her chained up and working as well, knowing that she was Rick's patient. She couldn't outright tell her family that that happened, despite them knowing what had happened to her before, but she did say she will come back to them from time to time, because she found good work.

And she did! But she does feel guilty for doing something so stupid, because she was too emotional. Her family worries about her everyday, but despite how they feel, they are able to trust Rick enough for them to be all right with it. But, it doesn't mean she is that safe.

Xio may be able to heal quickly, but that doesn't mean she is immortal. That said, she is surprisingly strong not in the physical sense, but emotional and mentally. Eventually, she'd have her own family, through adopting and marriage, and she'd go back to moving closer to her relatives after dealing with "A Lot". haha~!

I hope I explained myself well. Truth be told, Xio and Rick were made during a time I was roleplaying over ten years ago, so their story isn't that great, but I still love them. Their stories and themes were inspired a lot by Resident Evil, funny enough, which is obvious I imagine. But they were fun to write about, despite how flawed it is. There is something fun to explore about them, and some body horror stuff in their stories.

Cat is also fun, despite all the horrible stuff I make her go through. She truly does mean a lot to me, in the way of growth as a person, and I hope to go back to her stories, and the fanfic, when I can handle my writer's block better.

There is something I want to write about with her, that I wish to continue to explore, and be happy with!

Anyway, thanks, Nyoxt! I've rambled on quite a bit! haha~!

[p-receh]

SO TRUEEEEE I AGREEE YEAAAHHHHH also it's completely fine, i'm more shocked at the fact you constantly answer my long asks. Just an 18 year old struggling to move past it's comfort zone of its favorite show.

I love monsta, truly. Best company I could probably ask for. But pls PLEASE DON'T DOWNPLAY WHAT AMATO IS DOING PLEASEEE

And i'm not even the only one, here's something you should know dear OP. Ever since we learn WHO oboi's parent is (at least the dad) people have been begging Amato to come get his CHILD and stop with the whole "berdikari" bs

Berdikari berdikari, bocah mu berdikari amet utk bercakap kpd maut. Ignore that

What i'm saying is, people will RIOT if Amato doesn't earn his forgiveness

Boi might forgive adudu but at least adudu was a PART of his life, a constant, it's comforting (one of my hc why boi forgives adudu constantly beside adudu not being an actual 'bad person')

Truuuu I couldn't move on from my childhood series🙋‍♀️

I want my future husband to understand how big impact this series to me~ hehe. (all my friends already married and having babies yet I'm still hyping about this family kid show lmao ^^')

And i'm not even the only one, here's something you should know dear OP. Ever since we learn WHO oboi's parent is (at least the dad) people have been begging Amato to come get his CHILD and stop with the whole "berdikari" bs

Spoiler alert!

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Yeah Amato, you should have listen to Maksmana for a sec.

Don't...

Don't give me that "Berdikari" bullshit and throw that excuse to your only child for future mission. The F you think Oboi is??? A tool?? A pawn???

SIR AS ONE OF TAPOPS HIGHER UPS, I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOUR SON

ALMOST.

DIED.

IN SPACE.

What more do you need him to be ready for???

Astagfirullah... 🙃

I know I know that he "rumored" went gone to search him after galaxy season 2 events. If I was Oboi, I might have a hard time to forgive him. So I 100% in fans side begging Monsta for Amato must come to get this kid no matter what.

Ehem.

Oboi is such a pure forgiven person that even he still try to help Ki'rana and Adudu. He knew where to draw the line which one is the antagonist and which one is the villain.

But sir don't do that all by yourself T_T

Anon, I actually cried a little at the end of Gentar arc. One of the best antagonist characters(along with Probe) I've ever seen in this series yet... This scene...

It feels like a goodbye. Idk why... :'''(

[best-underrated-anime]

[Test Poll] Format #2

This is to test what format would be best for the poll posts during the tournament. The media featured are Chinese BL novels (danmei), and propagandas are.. lorem ipsum text because I’m too lazy to write something from scratch. No trailers, but I’m putting images as placeholders for where the trailers should go. Just vote as if this were actually part of the tournament, then later I’ll gather some feedback. You may also leave feedback in the replies of this post.

Group B Round 1: #B1 vs #B2

#B1: Comatose scientist wakes up in post-apocalypse world

Summary:

Genius scientist Ruan Xian was in a coma for several years. Once he opened his eyes, his waist no longer felt pain, his legs had healed, and he could jump around. Unfortunately, the artificial intelligence outside had ran out of control and ushered in the end of mankind.

He is found by the android Tang Yibu and taken back to the human base. However, it seems Tang Yibu has misunderstood him to be one of the same kind… Ruan Xian is definitely human… or is he?

Learning the existence of another “Ruan Xian” who looks just like him but older, Ruan Xian is suddenly unsure.

#B2: Man who grew up in radiation shelter meets an outsider for the first time

Summary: An Xi has lived in the shelter his whole life. It was dangerous outside, they said. So when an outsider stops by the shelter, his curiosity is instantly piqued. He nicknames the man “Fei Tu*” because he comes from the wild world outside.

Fei Tu dreams of a life that’s not just surviving and hopes to journey to the paradise beyond the sea. He tells An Xi stories of the outside world, and An Xi realizes just how small of the world he has seen.

*Fei Tu means “Wasteland.”

Propagandas, visuals, trailers, and poll under the cut!

#B1: Comatose scientist wakes up in post-apocalypse world

Title: Happy Doomsday (末日快乐)

Genres: Action, Adventure, BL, Mature, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Sci-Fi

Trigger Warnings: I… don’t remember

Propaganda:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed id ne cogitari quidem potest quale sit, ut non repugnet ipsum sibi. Nihil opus est exemplis hoc facere longius. Equidem, sed audistine modo de Carneade? Non pugnem cum homine, cur tantum habeat in natura boni;

Quod autem principium officii quaerunt, melius quam Pyrrho; Audio equidem philosophi vocem, Epicure, sed quid tibi dicendum sit oblitus es.

Mihi enim satis est, ipsis non satis. At ille pellit, qui permulcet sensum voluptate. Portenta haec esse dicit, neque ea ratione ullo modo posse vivi; Nam et complectitur verbis, quod vult, et dicit plane, quod intellegam;

#B2: Man who grew up in radiation shelter meets an outsider for the first time

Title: Wasteland and Sabbath / Fei Tu and An Xi (废土与安息)

Genres: Action, BL, Psychological, Romance, Sci-Fi, Smut

Trigger Warnings: …I also don’t remember

Propaganda:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed id ne cogitari quidem potest quale sit, ut non repugnet ipsum sibi. Nihil opus est exemplis hoc facere longius. Equidem, sed audistine modo de Carneade? Non pugnem cum homine, cur tantum habeat in natura boni;

Quod autem principium officii quaerunt, melius quam Pyrrho; Audio equidem philosophi vocem, Epicure, sed quid tibi dicendum sit oblitus es.

Mihi enim satis est, ipsis non satis. At ille pellit, qui permulcet sensum voluptate. Portenta haec esse dicit, neque ea ratione ullo modo posse vivi; Nam et complectitur verbis, quod vult, et dicit plane, quod intellegam;

Vote for the one you think is better!

[supernatural-history-foundation]

[Radio Transmission]

>Attempting contact with unidentified worlds.

>Test

>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

>5 4 3 2 1 >This is a message from Otherworld Research Center. >If there is any advanced sentient life receiving this signal, respond back within 51 hours.

>Message will repeat for 51 hours or until response from unidentified world to O.R.C. Satellite is received.

Hello? Hello? Who is this?

There's not much left to contact.

[princerevelucide]

i skimmed your toyhouse because it's very late and im sleepy, but i saw multiple bunny rabbits. please tell me about all of them.

i assume you mean these guys?

(excuse the super old art)

this was a simpler story i was working with about magic bunny people living on the moon, based on a dream i had that was nothing like that but that's what i turned it into!!

the main guys are amets (green) and cethin (grey), amets is the youngest of five (other four on their left being their older siblings) who is coddled and babied by them even when they're over 18, which they hate, so they move out and try to separate themselves and stand on their own. meanwhile, cethin is out on their own too, though a lot less willingly thanks to an unstable home life, and the two of them bump into each other a few times and get a little smitten with each other...

amets is sweet and thoughtful, but they also have the mood stability of a metronome, so they can get pretty grumpy and mean without much effort. cethin is quiet and reserved, usually very defensive for their own sake but actually very soft on the inside. they support each other in ways they wish they'd been supported and respected in the past.

amets' older siblings are all kind too but just need to learn to back off as well. aster (light blue) is the oldest, and the most parental of the group having had to raise their younger siblings in place of their parents. candra (dark blue) and nyx (purple) are the next oldest and are twins, and they spend more time bugging each other than the others and generally kind of making a racket, you could argue they're the ones who are more childish than the baby of their family. selene (pink) is the second youngest and she's kind and gentle as well, but just sort of goes along with others most of the time. they all love each other, they just need to remember that the baby isn't always gonna be the baby.

[storytellingvibes]

"The golem is a creature of Jewish folklore. They are humanoid and traditionally made of clay, though this one is made of cut aluminum.

Originating in Prague, the golem was created as a protector for the downtrodden Jews who lived in the slums there. The lettering on his forehead spells out "amet" or "truth" in hebrew. This lettering is what brings the golem to life in the folklore.

Made some art ab Kanye’s bullshit. It’s in a gallery now