#li shang was so set on getting down to business he never thought of defeating the huns through drag

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

So in English, business is something you get down to, but funny business is something you get up to. This is because being silly is a higher pursuit than work.

[dood-itsradical]

DMC boys as Disney princes

A/N: Nobody doing this? Then let me do the honour. Friendly remind you that is this my opinions. If you think that they're better off as someone else please just keep it to yourself. And I know I said princes but I'm including other men too even though they aren't princes, y'all know the stuff. Keep in mind I wrote this for fun.

I know Aurora, he's a simp.

Dante

Prince Naveen from Princess and the Frog

I have my reasons okay. I've watch it over and over and I can't help but think of him.

The similarites.

Ladies loves him.

He plays instruments.

He broke.

He ain't even like living in royalty.

I mean look at that confident and that charming smile.

He just wanna make a living and find his true soulmate.

He may be cocky sometimes but he's a total sweetheart.

'Cause once he fall, he falls hard.

Dance.

Both are literally the dance queens. Dante can and will usher his s/o to dance with him. If they can't dance ohoho please let him do the honour. He'll take their hands and pull each other close while the cajun fireflies flying around them.

Bonus if he ends with an independent s/o.

Vergil

Li Shang from Mulan.

Listen, listen. It's sorta accurate.

Most people would have thought the Beast a.k.a Prince Adam but I wanna use other underrated men.

Dudes tough.

Works comes first. Let's get down to business to defeat Mundus

He's awkward okay.

Get this. Remember when Mulan saved the Emperor Shang literally have no words then just goes "you uhh, you fight good." That's him, change my mind.

He don't or won't know how to react to something like that.

Probably bad at flirting but he still caught his s/o's heart anyways.

Can't tell the difference between gals and boys? That's a bi icon. Shang's a bi icon and so is Vergil.

OverProtective and easily misunderstood? Sounds like him.

Nero

This was a bit challenging but I manage to choose between Aladdin and Eugene Rider.

Aladdin wins.

Steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Which is a Robin Hood vibe and I stan that.

Look, look. He tryna after this person but he ain't a prince. So he made a wish just to be with them and decided to tell them the truth when the time comes.

Nero's an honest man.

He just wants a friend. You never hatta friend like me

He's also an explorer?

He can show you the world. No seriously.

In the end he just doesn't care anymore if doesn't get the person he admires. He wanted nothing more than to set Genie free.

Now how could anyone say no to that kind-hearted man?

But imagine he's not a natural on riding the magic carpet and ended up nearly falls.

"I can show you the woOOOAAAH-"

V

Very sorry but I literally cannot think of any prince as similar as V.

Why?

BECAUSE V'S A PRINCESS

A PRINCESS I'M TELLING YOU-

Do I even need to put the princess meme? The "do you have magic hair? Magic hand? Do animals talk to you? Etc."

There. I rest my case. *mic drop*

Please do consider to reblog in case you like what you read. It means alot to writers. Ty :)

- Radeen

[otome-lover]

Can you do a disney princess AU where each guys are from different stories and which prince/story do they represent the most?

Tbh most of the princes don’t really have personality’s but I tried my best to find the princes that fit the boys most.

This took me so long to write, I hope you like it!

Victor

Prince Adam aka the Beast

Need I say more?

Victor was a fine business man in trades and took everything seriously, maybe to seriously?

When an old woman came to his building looking for work, one look and he turned her away.

“What use would you be in trades? You would just slow us down”

But little did he know that she was a witch or was she a fairy I can’t remember and she cursed him for his selfishness and his unwillingness to help her at all like she could have done paperwork or something

His whole trade building started to rot and vines started to grow all around it, the sky got darker and cloudly.

All the employees turned into ideas! Desks, tables, chairs, lamps, curtains, even pens, and paper!

And Victor soon turned into a hideous beast!

“Only once you truly help someone will you turn back”

Victor thought this was outrageous! He was only thinking of his business!

Fast forward to you, the child of an inventor, although most of your fathers' inventions didn’t work.... he always tried harder to next time to make it work!

And that’s what happened, after working day and night on an old invention it actually started to work!

“I need to take this to the fair! It’s happening in a few days! Ah, what perfect timing” you father said as he packed his belonging and left.

“I’ll be back in 4 days time! Take care of the house for me!” And that was the last you heard of him, it’s been a week since then.

At first, you weren’t worried, he’s a grown man and he could have just gotten stuck somewhere? But after 3 days that’s when your worry really started to set in.

What if something happened to him? What if he’s hurt or sick somewhere? It’s getting too cold for him to be out!

Al your worst fears came true it seemed when your fathers' horse came back, tired, dehydrated and scared.

“I have to find him” calming the horse down and getting some food and water in the poor things system, you set off hoping the horse would take you to him.

And he did, he brought you to an old building it seemed but it was so covered with vines it hardly looked like a building at all.

Making up your mind you get off the horse and start walking towards the scary building in hopes of finding your father.

But little did you know that not only would you find your father in there but you would find many mysterious things almost seemingly waiting for you.

Kiro

Prince Charming

I mean first his evol, second the chance meeting with MC in the store like ??? It fits okay.

Kiro was a prince of a very successful kingdom, it florist in many places.

Many, many princess wanted Kiro’s hand in marriage but he denied all of them, not wanting to marry without love. Plus he never even meet them!

His father not wanting his son to be alone forever but also respecting his wishes to not marry without love, set up a ball that all were allowed to attend.

You being a poor maid, living with your evil stepfamily knew you’d never be allowed to attend such a lovely ball.

As your stepfamily is about to leave they give you even more chores to do around the house

“ and I want this place spotless before I get back,” your stepmother said.

Before you were about to start on your many chores, a sparkle flashed before your eyes and you were curious about what it was, you followed it outside before it vanishes.

Looking to the ground a little disappointed you start to head back inside.

“Why the long face?” A voice says, turning your head around you see a little fairy flying in front of you.

“Oh hello there, I’m a little upset because I can’t go to the ball...I have too many chores”

As you said that the little fairy swings it’s little wand around and all the chores were magically done! The dishes, laundry, dusting, sweeping, yard work all of it was done.

“Now go to the ball and have fun! Oh but you need a dress!” Swinging the wand once more the fairy makes you the most beautiful dress you’ve ever laid your eyes on and they also make a carriage for you to ride in!

“Oh thank you little fairy! Thank you” getting into the carriage, you’re on your way to the castle.

Gavin

Li Shang

Small spoiler for recents chapters

There is no way Gavin is not Li Shang from Mulan like “let’s get down to business to defeat black swan”

Omg Minor is Mushu

Gavin was one of the fiercest and scariest General anyone has laid their eyes on.

He was smart, good at strategies, trained his men well.

He was a very powerful man in battle.

So when word got to him that the Black Swan was planning an attack he was the first in battle.

He would send out a spy to see just how many warriors there was when they got back and told him, he knew he needed more men so he sent the word out to every family and every man was required to come and fight.

Getting this letter was the worst day of your life and you refused to let your sickly father go but if not for the rules of the land, someone had to go with your family name.

Cutting your hair, taking your father's armor and horse, you set out to the camp where the most feared general was.

Lucien

Dimitri from Anastasia

This fits so well it’s kinda creepy...

Lucien has been trying to find the long lost princess/prince but luck was not on his side.

Every person he thought would work, the queen would see right through him and turn him away...

That is until he found you, you were not elegant or anything like that but far from it.

After meeting you in the old castle, why you were there? Who knows, but seeing the old portrait of the princess/prince then seeing you something clicked in him.

Sure you may not really be royalty but none of the other people he’s brought to the Queen has been but out of those people, you were a spitting image of the lost princess/prince.

Convincing you to come with him was the hardest part, he knew it was going to be I mean you both are stranger! But you don’t have to hit him so much...

After explaining that you might be long lost royalty and you should she the queen, it got to you are you royalty? I mean you have no where else to go technically speaking.

Lucien was patient with you, knowing you’ve never really needed these skills, hell no one needed these skills but royalty!

And he’s enlisted help from many people knew to teach you how to eat proper, walk proper, dance proper, speak proper, to know all the neighboring kingdoms name and all the royalty that live there, hell you needed to learn their dog's names as well.

And this was the start of your long journey to become a proper princess/prince.