#lfucking

[sally--canwait]

Pere Noel brought me my passport today to go see Oasis in Manchester next year! 🎶💜

Merry Christmas 🎅🏻🎄🎁

[babygirlmickey]

[tennco]

it is with a heavy heart that i msut announce.. i kinda wanna re-read homestuck....

[mystacoceti]

[maskmoth]

#MANIAMONDAY

[lixbf]

it rly makes me go ??? when ppl say shit abt astarion being evil or how you have to be rly evil to get w him like. no? hes not a wyll-level good person by any means but hes not just evil either. and rly just like w all the other companions all you rly gotta do to get on his good side is yknow support him as a person, accept his boundaries and let him do some kinda maybe not perfectly moral stuff thats important to him like letting him kill gandrel or letting him drink your blood or letting him take that necromancy book

[lovphobic]

absolutely sickening

[devilbombers]

possessed by so much resentment and disgust i ACTUALLY have to redesign everyone in rwby bc i CANT JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH ANYMORE

[slumberfor35years]

you jknow whats crazy i delusionally and genuinely believed that fidelio was gonna come back to life somehow like all throughout the game

[faraway-fields-dalekie-pola]

totally not inspired by mtl doomstar requiem but i think the moment smth very gay clicked for milena and ilona was when they were having a guitar* duel at the age of 17

*- milena can play on both the bass and rhythm guitar. shes a bit of a music nerd

[sally--canwait]

Sally CAN'T wait for (Qu)oasis reunion tour '25!!! 💜

[zemnarihah]

was wondering why my graphics prof was enraging me so much today just by the way he was talking and i realized it's bc he was talking like how my dad used to when he was lecturing me

[mr-bugs]

THEYRE HERE ON G GM LFUCK THEHRE SO UGLY THEYRE LIKE BRICKS I LOVE THEM

[gekooi]

OOGHOOHO WHEN I GET YOUU OP OP WHEN I GET YOU OP

Objectum jimmy send post

[kittenadventurous]

Do you want to be a perverted little fairy? Do you want to be a cute, tiny little creature for me to keep in my pocket? Do you want to be at my side at all times? Do you want to crawl into my underwear and sleep in my bush? Do you want to lick and stroke my cock until it's so much bigger than you, do you want to press your tiny little body against my balls and get overwhelmed by my scent? Do you want to drink my precum like it's morning dew and get me hard while trapped inside my underwear? Do you want me to yank you out by the scruff of your neck and punish you by making you edge your dumb little slutty fairy brain out? Do you want me to yank your legs apart and rub my fingers on your fairy cock? Shove a pinky up your fairy ass? Hold all your limbs out spread eagle with just the fingers of one hand? Do you want me to hold you up effortlessly and wrap your body around my cock, ripping what's left of your little fairy outfit as I jerk off with your tiny body? Do you want to be my little vibrator, moaning and shaking with every thrust? Do you want my cum all over you, drenched from head to toe, sticky and smelly and warm against your skin? Do you want me to grab handfuls of cum, funneling it to your face, making you swallow and swallow so much cum that your tiny fairy belly starts to bulge? Do you want to feel so full of hot seed, so sleepy and tired and shaken and naked and still mostly covered in cum? Do you want me to shove you back in my underwear to fall back asleep, huffing my musk and cradling my balls? Because all you have to do is ask.

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*moannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

ppleasrpleasepleaspeleasepleasepleasepleaseplleasepleaeeplease!

ggodss that's sso lfucking hot! i just woke up aand first thing of my day edged tto this! i wwant to be your cute little ttoy and get covered in ccum and smothered in ccockstink unntil i'm completelyy braindead, tthe ccum onnly adding to the smell as yyou leave it on mme and don't bbother to wipe me or yyour cock clesn, until i bbeg you not to put me back ddown in your underwear bbut you just smile and do so anywaay! i wwant to spend mmy life drowning in yyour sticky, hot ccum! 😵‍💫😣🥵🥵🥵

[anythingbyadriannelenker]

being drunk allows for the most genuine internet experience because you’ll see a long post and say Lfuck that’s too many words i’m not reading that” and then move on. like your patience is sooooo gone