#lexistentialism

[l3xistentialism]

LIFE | hello Gemini stellium 😉 we got a lot going on in my 5th House rn. Growing a lil person while raising a not-so-little-anymore person while fostering my creative pursuits & just tryna get back to something that feels right & real is…exhausting.

I been feeling disillusioned & disconnected from things & people lately. Shit is pretty bleak on a grand scale & pregnancy is isolating af, even with people around supporting the journey. I miss my favorite vices but I’m also thankful that I’m having to do some unfinished inner work with sober mindfulness.

I wish these dreams would calm tf down though 😅

I’m utilizing this concentration of energy in my 5H to get back to what matters & is most fun for me, deepening my spiritual practice & just being a better parent overall.

Readings are open with the intention of working thru my registry 🩵

The intention with this offering is to get back to what I love while working on bringing this new life earth side as smoothly and comfortably as possible.

Free Palestine, Happy Pride, nobody’s free till we all free.

✌🏾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

For inquiries on Readings, feel free to DM me.

[foolishfoolsgold]

WOMAN MULLET WOMAN MULLET

She doesn’t have a name but what’s the point bc it’d just be numbers anyway. She’s an L.I. enterocyte and Boss’ cousin/sister whatever, she picks on him and embarrasses him in front of his employees and calls him shitstain. She doesn’t even know he’s a bad guy, she’s just acting on big sis instincts! Also she grew up on early 2010s cartoons and it still shows in her sense of humor. She’d make a fun boss in like a fighting game I think. If you wanna get clobbered by a guitar that is. ID under the cut.

[Start ID: Sketch page showcasing a new OC of mine. She has pale skin covered in blue stripes/spots with bright blue centers, and the same blue runs from her bottom jaw to a tapering-off triangle on her neck. Her ears are big and frilled with three round points each, and her hair is auburn and in a messy mullet. Her eyes are bright green, and she has two stud piercings on each eyebrow. She wears a red tee shirt with blue scribbles on it under a black leather jacket, and has black fingerless gloves. She also wears worn bell bottom jeans and black/gray high tops. Her tail is big and blue, and has many microvilli all down it. One colored and shaded drawing of her shows her just standing there, another in flat color shows her from the waist up, holding her guitar and saying “alright, let’s try to be mature about this.” Speaking of her guitar, it’s showcased in full color as a blue striped electric guitar that’s shaped vaguely like a vertically warped large intestine, with handwriting next to is saying “fuckin. Colon-shaped guitar.” There’s also a screenshot of a Twitter post by lexistentialism on prom night, with the at “theare0lagrande” reading “Guitarists be like "yo this tone is so scrongly, but if I twist this here knob it widens the scringo and adds bonkle to it"” A colorless drawing features a full-body of the character looking straight at the camera and strumming her guitar with confident eyes and a grin, and another shows her tripping over nothing, dropping a bucket of water and saying “ah, SHIT!” One last pucture is saying that she has “Marnie battle theme (from Pokémon Sword and Shield)” vibes. End ID.]

[crazycatsiren]

I know you don't focus on astrology, but do you know of anybody good that does? I've been having trouble finding resources that aren't ✨ uwu divine feminine energy good vibrations boho girlboss ✨

Off the top of my head, @elminx and @lexistentialism. My followers please feel free to pitch in!

[therealpedrolee]

This Thursday, March 9th, 2023 at 7:00 PM Young Ethel's 506 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11215 Come celebrate Claire’s Indie Queen Night! It’s her birthday with a stellar line-up! Featuring: Miss Behaving with : @emilybohbemily , @jesskstock , @melissaparkercaron , @sonianam , @indiequeen14 and @claireshiell 2prov with @pigamuff @fallon00 Bside: @theshenerd @trixiepants @lexistential @stephahahaha_ @nicolette_sweeney Barb Miluski Little Fish with @mkdroz @anniehyphensage Chrissy Carol standup @chrissycarroll212 Laura Merli @passiveabrasive standup https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpanp7mpo66/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecolorsfucked]

oooh fun!

1. Hannibal obvs

2. Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, starring Courage, the cowardly dog

3. Bojack Horseman

4. Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse

5. The Good Place

6. Girlfriends

7. Dexter's Laboratory

8. nothing those are the only shows i care about enough to rewatch Paranoia Agent

@negreaux @lexistentialism @cripples-r-us @teamstewy 🥺🥺🥺

8 shows to get to know me 💕

tagged by @valkilmerr thanks 😇😇♥️♥️

1. General Hospital

2. the fresh prince of bel-air

3. power

4. gossip girl (OG)

5. elite (first three seasons only)

6. star on fox

7. outer banks

8. high school musical: the musical: the series

tagging (no pressure): @carladuquette , @ivylise-blog , @sharonhawkins , @blackerthings , @disc0dracula @carlarosonn

[threesideddream]

Dragon, ground, water!

i’m flattered this many people wanna meet me. y’all know i’m boring right? lmaooo thank you!

[ccxnfuse]

let’s go get that degree!

[lesrevesdoux]

@goffasni check out @lexistentialism for a dope reading

[l3xistentialism]

L3xistentialism Readings

Hey y’all. It’s your resident momma & Tarot reader reminding y’all that I’m available for readings.

With over a decade of experience reading and connecting with folks online & in person, I apply more traditional tarot techniques with my own twist to offer grounded, practical, no-nonsense interpretations that you can bring into your day-to-day practice.

My Permanent Offerings Include:

LOVE ❤️: the most popular topic for tarot readings, Love readings have been a staple of my client work. We’ll take a deeper look into your relationships and find out what is needed to make the most of them.

BIRTH CHART 🪐: this reading uses your astrological chart as a template to understand and reflect on your natal placements. Taking your 7 planetary placements and Ascendant into consideration using Tarot cards can offer an alternative perspective into interpreting your chart to deepen your connection and understanding.

Shadow Work 👺: My Shadow Work reading taps into what is needed to connect and work with your Shadow self in a healthy, integrated way. Uncovering what parts of the Self are ignored, disregarded, feared or shamed and working to find comfort in the messages and potential root causes for their presence in your life.

To book a reading with me, send me a message or email me at slangincards at gmail dot com.

If yall aren’t interested in a reading or can’t get one at this time please reblog.

I go back to work in 2 weeks from maternity leave & I’m going to need help with rent this month. $500 would help out a lot but anything helps.

$0/$500

[splendidastoria]

Many words, but I have many feelings right now. And the biggest one is gratitude. My last batch of Splendid Astoria cards and prints has been dropped off at @insideastoria which is closing this month. I can’t tell you how much Andrew and his team has meant to me. Inside Astoria started selling my prints before I was accepted into my first art show or received my first grant. I was just drawing for my own pleasure and it was his belief in my work that really encouraged me to try for other things. Truly your life can change with the smallest act of kindness and I am proof of that. It’s harmonious community partnerships that build strong, loving communities - neighbors holding hands out for each other. This beautiful little shop has done so much to support artists and help us share our community pride. A sense of neighborly kinship is what greeted me every time I walked thru their door. I’ve bought gifts for my family, my friends and my kid here. I’m especially grateful to @lexistential & @jennwehrung for always brightening my day and being such amazing cheerleaders. Every shout out and kind word meant so much. I’m also grateful to my husband @instagraham_nyc for basically being my agent and the first to think others might enjoy my art. I’m sorry to see Inside Astoria go, but I wish all my friends there the most wonderful futures And I know I’ll see them around the neighborhood. As for my prints, this will be the last time many of them will be available for awhile. I’m still open for commissions and am looking into selling prints directly. You can always DM me if you’re interested in a specific piece. If you’re a local shop and would like to sell my art, I’m open to that, too! This last delivery has some old favorites, including my first piece which was a drawing I did about @astoriaparkalliance leaf fest in 2016. There are greeting cards, holiday prints and some pieces from my @qnsarts Arthotel show in 2018. There’s even some pieces I haven’t sold before, including one of the Astoria Choir. It’s a collection of the things I’ve seen and loved in Astoria & Queens. Thank you Inside Astoria for giving me the opportunity to share them. (at Inside Astoria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNK-w0UDs6I/?igshid=41v9fc4n2017

[cliffburton]

[ID: tweet by lexistentialism on prom night @/theare0lagrande that says: guitarists be like "yo this tone is so scrongly, but if I twist this here knob it widens the scringo and adds bonkle to it [sic]"]

[lexaterrestrial]

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lexistential crisis - part 1 ( 10/23 ) what its like being a girl in the hiphop scene to be slept on hospitalized for anxiety and to question life & death the glue holding me together is music and my dad. everyone else left cause im not cool enough ... 😂🐐 https://www.instagram.com/p/BocYkyABTSB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q2la1gtiwqki

[cspod21]

#regram @lexistential #numerology #change #ChoosetoChange #NewYear #observation

[bubblepunk99s]

@lexistentialism

Star Sign 7″s

[lesrevesdoux]

If you're looking for a tarot card reading:

@lexistentialism is doing a Harvest Moon spread deal for $5! She just sent me my reading and I am more than happy!

[l3xistentialism]

Saturn ♄ in the Signs Keywords

♄: time, maturity, obstacles, challenges, distance, barriers & boundaries, discipline, effort  

♈︎: obstacles early in life, challenges with getting things started, takes a lot to motivate them, self-sufficient & self-reliant, impatient, expects things quickly

♉︎: ages like a fine wine, obstacles come from stubbornness, long-practiced creative pursuits, materialistic, need patience to find success  

♊︎: struggles with communication/speech, delayed understanding, difficulties with being adaptable, takes time to adjust and be more open minded

♋︎: abandonment issues, difficulties with their mother/maternal figures, defenseless, grow to care for themselves and others as they mature

♌︎: difficulties taking the lead, dependent on others, beholden to outside opinions, distances themselves from attention/the spotlight, keeps true feelings hidden

♍︎: perfectionism an obstacle rather than a strength, may be inexperienced/guarded, fears keep them from experiencing life fully, methodical & detail-oriented, health a persistent struggle

♎︎: struggles with decision making, success in mediation/counseling, prefer traditional forms of connecting & communicating, obstacles require a measured approach  

♏︎: difficulties with secrets/hidden actions, sexual repression & hang-ups, success in investigative careers, latent occult abilities, distrustful & suspicious, hard to get close to

♐︎: obstacles come from high ambitions, striving for greatness & recognition, need self-control & discipline, success in foreign affairs & athletic pursuits, challenges are embraced

♑︎: achieve success the old-fashioned way, struggles with accepting failure or defeat, old souls with old bones, take time to warm up, disciplined & independent

♒︎: struggles with carving their own identity, nerves & anxiety create obstacles, success found in unconventional lanes, through time comes self-acceptance

♓︎: struggles to ground themselves & their beliefs, can be easily swayed/gullible, difficulties come through picking one lane, success in spiritual and creative pursuits