#levi comes back to HOL with every illness

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retired piranha esque levi

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REPLACED

Obey me x replaced!reader

I did use she/her pronouns in this. Theres not a ton of dialogue and was honestly part of a vent💀 Remember that I’m in no way trying to romanticize any of this.

TW!- mentions of an eating disorder, suicide, overdose, death, probs OOC, angst no comfort.

Some songs I listened to while writing this- Rock Bottom-Eminem, The way I am-Eminem, 4 morant- doja cat, Alone-doja cat, 25 to life-eminem. Literally these on repeat😭

Life is hard. We all know this, but why did this have to happen? Why did she have to come along and take them away? Why did they choose to leave me?

I shouldn’t have trusted them. The one time i let my guard down and this happens. Mila, the bitch who took them away. I was nice to her, i tried to be her friend, i wanted to get to know her but apparently she only wanted to see my downfall and the brothers kneeling for her.

I don’t like talking about when she first came, but for the backstory i will. Diavolo thought it would be a good idea to invite another human to be an exchange student. At first i was overjoyed. I wanted to have another human girl to talk to and relate to, but once she showed up everything went wrong. She started framing me for shit she did, and i just stood there and took the scolding i got.

Eventually all the brothers just went to her and ignored me. They only talk to me if they need something done or they yell at me. I still always try to get them to love me, yet i always fail.

She even was able to get the angels, royals, Solomon, mephisto, and even Thirteen and Raphael on her side. Everyone left me. Every day is just a repeat. Wake up late most days, have lucifer remind me of how much of a failure i am, skip breakfast, go to classes, probably skip lunch, go to classes, go back to hol, force myself to eat dinner, eat dinner in my room, and sleep. Every day. Theres nothing to be excited about when i wake up anymore. No more hanging out with mammon, no more being levis player two, no more sleepovers with asmodeus. The only one who remotely cared about me was barbatos. Maybe he could help me get back to the human world but it wouldn’t be any better.

What hurt most was mammon, my first man leaving me. He swore. He fucking swore that he would always love me yet he still left me. We weren’t even dating so why does it have to hurt so much.

Even fucking beelzebub. He always acts so sweet but he left to. They all did. Maybe its good mila came along. She showed me that they weren’t trustworthy. It still hurts though.

I just want it all to be over with. If liliths not gonna kill me then I’ll do it myself.

My lifes been shit anyways. It never got better. It sucks to always wake up stressed. It sucks to always be hoping and praying that ill just die. Mila coming along and replacing me just added onto it.

I have attempted at my life multiple times since she came. Never has it worked. But maybe that will change soon. Maybe that will change tonight. I wonder how long it would take them to even notice, they didn’t notice my failed attempts so why would they notice a successful one. I wonder how they would react, the royals, angels, every single one of them. I already know mila would be happy. Maybe they would feel the same.

The laughter of the brothers and mila snaps me out of my daze. It reminds me of the short lived happiness i once had. The happiness i wish i still had. But soon it would all be over. Once the pills fully kick in I’ll finally be happy.

I have tried overdosing before. It didn’t work last time but it should work now. I have a good feeling. Or maybe thats just the drugs. I didn’t even write a goodbye note to them yet. It’s fine though.

Hearing their laughter in my final moments hurt but felt so good at the same time. It’s kicking in. It’s finally working. Ill be free.

My vision got blurry. I could only hear a distorted version of their voices that eventually faded out. Then it all went black. Its the end

Im free

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It had been a few days since you died. No one knew until 4 days had passed. Mammon needed to borrow money from you for diavolo knows what.

He knocked on your door “Y/nnn, open up I need to ask ya somethin”

No response

He knocked again and yelled “y/n?”

No response

So he went to tell lucifer. I don’t know if he intended on telling on you or was concerned. Probably the first option.

“Lucifer, y/n won’t open her door”

“What do you want me to do about it?” Lucifer sighed sick of his brother’s shit.

“I just need to get some grimm from her”

“Just go in. She’s probably just sleeping”

“Fine then” mammon replied starting to walk out the door.

As he approached your door he got a certain nervous feeling. He just ignored it, nothing bad could happen, right? Wrong.

As soon as he opened your door he saw you dead on the floor, drug bottle in hand.

He stood there frozen. How could this happen?? He was supposed to protect you. He was your first man. He hopes you were just passed out but deep down he knew.

He ended up calling for his brothers. This is the one time they really actually looked at you in months, hell almost a year. Mila was happy, as expected but she covered it up with tears.

Soon solomon, the royals, and angels showed up. Raphael, thirteen, and mephisto even showed up.

They all realized how shitty they treated you. They realized how badly they fucked up.

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I might honestly make another ending where y/n keeps pushing and ends up fucking mila up or goes back to the human world and tries to get her shit straight. Im not sure tho. Might do how they would react too y/n dying AND where you went after you died. I wrote this for 3 hours straight😭😭😭 my hands are cramping

MAYBE THE END

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Obey me Replaced Lucifer Part 6/7

Replaced!Lucifer: The Truth

Genre: Angst

Parrings: Lucifer x Gn!Mc x Diavolo x Barbatos

Word count: 850

Characters: Brother, Mc, Lucifer, Barb, Diavolo, Memphis

Summery: Lucifer gets replaced with a certain demon who is on a mission to do something. 

Authors Note: edit added word count

Warning: N/A

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he two agreed that this time when they spend time with Memphis they would try and figure out whats going on. 

Satan and Belphi agreed to talk to the rest of the brothers to come up with a plan

they all gathered around in the living room to talk about this and what happened with Lucifer and what to do about Memphis 

they all agreed that they had to do something.

The Brothers agreed that they where going to ask Lucifer if they could go on a holiday. So they ask him and he says yes and they can spend it doing whatever they want. So they leave. Before they leave they put cameras up to see and hear what is going on. Sense they haven't told Memphis. 

They went to hang with Simeon Luke Solomon and Ralph. They told them everything that happened and they agreed to help. Then one day they heard Memphis in the house and checked the live footage.

Lucifers POV-

The brothers where on a holiday with out him. that was weird to him. but even weirder Memphis came to him every day asking where is his brothers. one day Lucifer and Mc came back to HOL finding Memphis in the house

Memphis: Hello Lucifer. and hello human. 

he paused watching them

Memphis: I see that your “brothers” have finally left you. 

he teased Lucifer getting trying to get under his skin.  

Lucifer just stared at him. He didnt want to believe what he was saying but the more he said it. The more he thought about it. He felt like it was right. after he had enough Lucifer turned to the door and walked out.

Memphis: I see I hit a nerve 

Mc: and I see that your a bitch

they spat, turning around. then Memphis tried to kill Mc. Lucifer turned back and immediately got in front of Mc and threw Memphis to the ground. picked up Mc and flew to the castle.

With everyone in the other dorm

What everyone saw pissed everyone off. Satan and Belphi where sad that Memphis wasn't all he seemed. 

Belphi: I cant believe it.

Mammon: I knew something was up with him. even from the start

Levi, Beel, and Asmo nodded 

Luke: wow even demons can be rude to their own kind. 

Solomon: honestly most rich people in the human world are like that. 

Mammon: yeah seen. 

Asmo: Dam the only thing I will miss is his fashion sense. 

Simeon: I think you should return back to HOL before both of them believes it even more.

Satan: Great idea. 

Belphi: once he gets back we should prepare something for him.

Mammon: I got an idea. What if we all go on a vacation together. 

Satan: and keep are grades up.

Belphi: ill try but you know

Beel: well we can do study sessions together. 

Asmo: Greet idea!

Levi: maybe we can make a game out of it two.  

The brothers go back and wait for the eldest and Mc to return. 

But neither do

they text both of them

no respons

they try and call

no respons

then they realize that Lucifer and mc probably believe it. 

at the Castle Lucifers POV-

Him and Mc arrived to the castle. he goes in and explains the situation. both barb and Dia agree that they will have a word with them. but not now after all He just arrived. 

Lucifer is escorted to a room with mc to chill out while Dia and Barb think of a plan to convince the brothers.

Dia and Barbs POV-

Barb: My lord. do you think they actually did

Dia: I hope not. I dont know if I can convince all of them but we can find out.

Barb:  I say we should go back to the house now. mabye their back early.

Dia: Lets go.

They go to the HOL and knock on the door Mammon opens the door. Dia and Barb explain the situation.

Satan: ok So he did go to the castle.

Mammon: thats what I was saying the whole time

Beel: well why dont we go their and explain the situation to him and MC that might get them to come back

Barb: You would probably need to earn his trust back first sense you replaced him.

Mammon: Wait- he believes we would do that. I said I never would

Levi: I also did as well. 

Satan: uhg, fuck Memphis 

Belphi: mabye we should of just confronted him up front. 

Asmo: yeah I guess would of made more sense but he also could of tried to convince us not sooo~

the rest of the brothers nod

Barb: So you knew the whole time?

Mammon: I did, but why we went of a vacation was to see if it was true.

Beel: We put cameras up with a mic to hear what was going on

the brothers explained the situations to the Prince and Barb 

Both understood now they would of never done it 

the brothers agreed that Lucifer can come back and confront them when he feels comfortable enough even if that might be long. 

 Barb and Dia left HOL and went back to the castle to comfort Lucifer

[mcx7demonbros]

MC has the Omnitrix

Ft. Gn!MC, the Demon Brothers

C/W: none

Inspiration: Ben 10 Classic series, my childhood

Note: I will only make reference to alien forms in the Classic Series (2005-2008).

Lucifer

“For the love of…”

The first time he saw (or noticed) you with the weird green watch-like thingy on you arm, you nearly burned down the House of Lamentation as Heatblast. And he tried to kill you because he thought you to be an assassin. Fortunately, you turned back in time.

“MC, from now on, you can only use the Omnitrix for self-defense or with my permission.”

On one hand, Lucifer’s glad that you got something to protect yourself when none of his brothers or him is with you.

On the other hand, he knew more headaches were coming. And he was right.

“MC, why’s the slime on my chair looks like Stinkfly’s slime?”

“MC, why are there diamond shards on the painting?”

Not to mention the time, you managed to destroy half of HoL with Way Big.

Lucifer always got his revenge. When you transformed to Wildmutt, he managed to train you like he trained Cerberus.

“MC, hand!” “MC, sit!” *evil laugh*

Mammon

At first, Mammon thought of taking it from you and using it for himself, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get the Omnitrix off you.

But Mammon is a good at making money. So he thinks of many other ways you two can make money.

“MC, THE Great Mammon needs ya to transform into…what that little grey creature’s name? Whatever, just transform into that grey creature and look at the opponent’s cards for me. Please please please.”

And that time when you turned into Ghostfreak and decided to scare him, the entire house heard his scream.

Till now, Mammon still doesn’t remember the name of the weird green watch. He think its name is Oni something.

Leviathan

“Isn’t that the legendary Omnitrix?” Levi shouted in thrill and excitement. He couldn’t believe that he got to see the Omnitrix in his life time.

He got you to let him take many pictures of you, in different alien forms.

Levi begged you to use Upgrade to help enhance his anime watching & gaming experience. After all, tech in Devildom is of older generation than in Human Realm.

In exchange, the Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy helped train you in Ripjaws form to improve your fighting ability underwater.

Satan

“Please allow me to study the Omnitrix,…for scientific purpose.”

After finding out that the Omnitrix was probably of alien origin, the fourth born would focus his research more on how to prank Lucifer.

“MC, how about using Ghostfreak to annoy Lucifer?”

The moment Lucifer saw his pen lifting up the sky by itself, he knew it was you. “MC!” You were so scared that you became visible. The moment you threw Satan under the bus, the entire anti-Lucifer League got punished.

The Avatar of Wrath is very curious whether you have a cat-like form or not.

Asmodeus

The alien form that left the most impression on the fifth born was Stinkfly.

“Ewwwwww…sorry MC, but please don’t come near me.”

On the contrary, the Avatar of Lust found other forms quite hot, like Four Arms, or XLR8. Please princess carry him as Four Arms, or XLR8, MC!

Hundreds of pics published on Devilgram, each had a different alien. But no Stinkfly though.

Beelzebub

The sixth born was glad that you have another mean to protect yourself from ill-will demons in Devildom.

Beel sees in Four Arms an arm wrestling partner.

The orange head also loves the fact that Upchuck’s big appetite can be useful, at least the usefulness can be seen immediately.

Belphegor

Joined with Satan to turn Omnitrix into useful pranking tool.

Tries to hug every alien form to sleep but found them all uncomfortable.

“MC, can you turn into a fluffy sheep form? It’s easier to sleep that way?” *yawn*

Also, the seventh born dislikes you use Cannonbolt to cannonball jump into the swimming pool. Water splashes all over him, MC.

Obey Me! Masterlist

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Can I ask about the brothers visiting an MC in a coma, assumedly sometime after they left their 1 year school year at Devildom? Also would it be bad to ask for a platonic/familial relationship instead of romantic?

How the brothers react to visiting GN!MC in a coma (platonic)

Warnings: None besides hospital and coma mentions, also if you're uncomfy with platonic kisses I'm sorry 😢 I see Asmo as very touchy-feely so even if it's a strictly platonic/familial relationship, it would not be rare for him to kiss your cheeks. And platonic requests are always fine! I hope you enjoy!😊

Lucifer:

• surprisingly was not the first to find out, but once he did, he was quick to be at your side

• depending on how you got to be in a coma changes his reaction

• if it's because someone hurt you, Lucifer will be on a war path to make whoever did it pay dearly for hurting someone in his family

• if it's because of an accident, his worry over you will increase, never wanting to see you in such a state again

• will take whatever measures necessary to make sure you stay safe once you wake up

• if the coma is due to an illness, Lucifer will do everything in his power to get you the best treatment possible

• only the best doctors and nurses are fit to care for his family

• if allowed, he will move you to a devildom hospital to be treated

• will not be leaving your side any time soon

• if you thought this demon didn't sleep before, it's even worse now

• he will stay by your side and hold your hand until he sees your eyes open again

• the paperwork in his office might pile up, but honestly he couldn't care less

• you become his #1 priority

• would often pet his hand over your hair and talk to you at night

• even if you can't hear him, he still tells you how important you are to him and his brothers

• "We're all worried about you, MC. You need to wake up. Please.."

Mammon:

• the minute he knows you're in the hospital he takes off, not even stopping long enough to learn why or that you're in a coma

• completely loses it when he sees you in the hospital bed

• it's a mix between fear of losing you, and anger at whatever it is that put you in that coma

• even if it was in no way his fault, he still blames himself for not being there to protect you

• still feels a bit guilty even if it's something completely out of his control, like an illness

• will be by your side any chance he gets

• definitely tries to curl up in the hospital bed with you

• if he isn't allowed to/there isn't enough space, he will curse until the entire hospital knows infernal curse words

• nothing gets between him and MC, that's his family!

• if for some reason he has to leave your side, his crows are stationed outside your window until he gets back to watch over you

• would call in any favors he has to if it means paying for the best medical care, or finding healing potions

• he remembers Satan once saying how if someone is in a coma, that they can still hear

• he often talks to you as if you're awake and responding, late night conversations lessening his worry about you, but sometimes these end in tears if he gets too carried away, knowing you're not responding and might not any time soon

• "Be a good human and wake up, won't ya? You got us all so worried, and it ain't fair."

Levi:

• once he hears the words "MC" and "Hospital" in the same sentence, he has the worst panic attack imaginable

• accidentally summons Lotan and destroys part of the HoL in his panic

• races to the hospital, not caring who he has to talk to or push past to get to you

• all he cares about is his Henry being okay!

• hospitals aren't really his favorite place, being filled with people and germs, but he will stay by your side until you wake up, no exceptions

• he basically moves into your hospital room

• brings his and yours favorite handheld games and plays them all hours of the day and night

• doesn't want to fall asleep in case you wake up

• even though it makes him a blushy mess, he sits on the edge of your hospital bed and keeps his tail firmly wrapped around your hand to "hold" it while he plays video games

• even if you aren't awake, he still watches your favorite animes with you, hoping that maybe the sound of it will make you want to open your eyes

• "Hey, MC, this is your favorite episode right? Do you think maybe you could open your eyes and watch it with me?"

Satan:

• once he knows you're in a coma he rushes to the hospital and immediately sets to work questioning every doctor and nurse that's treating you

• wants to know everything, why you're in a coma, for how long, what can he or any of his brothers do to help you?

• if the doctors treating you are not to his standards, he will throw a temper tantrum until better ones are brought in for you

• refuses to even entertain the idea that you might not wake up

• he gets very irratible with everyone and everything, but it's only because of how worried he is about you

• he may be pissy and quick to let his temper flare, but he's nothing but gentle with you

• he always holds your hand, sitting by your bedside and reading to you to calm his wrath and worry

• he picks only your favorite books, eyes flicking expectantly between the pages and you when he gets to your favorite parts, hoping that just maybe they'd excite you enough to wake up

• "MC, I brought your favorite again. We left off on chapter 6 right? I know your favorite part is coming up, so give my hand a little squeeze once we get to it, okay?"

Asmo:

• nearly faints when he hears you're in a coma

• once he's at the hospital, he demands to know everything

• Who, what, where, when, he accepts nothing but the most thorough answers possible

• is so wracked with worry that he actually forgets his own routines while he takes care of you, not bothering with his lengthy skincare routine or his beauty sleep, instead focusing on yours

• even if you're out cold, you still should be looking your best and be taken care of!

• after all, he would never leave his family helpless to take care of themselves

• he often talks to you while he brushes your hair or does your skincare for you, never wanting to let you fall behind on the gossip

• talking to you also keeps his nerves in check, often falling asleep while he fills you in on what everyone has been up to

• if he doesn't fall asleep while talking to you, he most likely ends up sleeping while scrolling through devilgram posts, curled up in your bed with you so he can still cuddle you until you wake up

• while he holds you he often peppers your face in gentle kisses, murmuring his affections for you and saying how much all of his brothers care about you

• he'd often call you sleeping beauty at night, but now that nickname leaves a bitter taste in his mouth

• "Do me a favor darling and wake up, hmm? It's so boring without you to talk to. If you wake up soon, I'll take you on a shopping spree, alright?"

Beel:

• worried sick once he knows you're in a coma, rushing to the hospital and refusing to leave your side

• he doesn't even feel hungry as he watches over you, far too worried about you being okay to think about eating for once

• seeing you so fragile looking in the hospital bed reminds him too much of losing Lilith

• plants himself by your bed and is incredible gentle while he holds your hand

• he knows how strong he is, and seeing you in a hospital bed makes him even more wary about accidentally hurting you

• he does have to eat eventually, almost snacking on things in the hospital room before a worried nurse got him some food from the cafeteria

• it may not be the best quality, but he honestly doesn't care that much

• if it means he can stay by your side, he'd eat dirt

• despite how worried he is about you, he keeps a brave face and is always smiling and laughing as he talks to you, telling you about all the things him and his brothers have done after your year at RAD ended

• he always brings your favorite snacks when he sits with you, hoping that maybe you'll be hungry enough to wake up and eat with him again

• "MC, I brought your favorite snacks again, I'm sorry I ate them last time...if you wake up before I get hungry they're all yours though! I can get you more if you're still hungry after."

Belphie:

• to everyone's surprise, he was the first to know you were in a coma

• he often visited you in your dreams after you left RAD, making sure you didn't have any nightmares and to just chat with you

• so when he went to visit you in your latest dream, you told him how you were in the hospital and couldn't wake up just yet while your body healed

• he promised to relay the information to his brothers and was quick to be at your side

• he's less worried about your condition than his brothers, only because he can still visit you while you "sleep"

• just because it's not as bad doesn't mean he has no worries though

• part of him is scared that one day he'll try to visit you and you just won't be there dreaming anymore

• because of this fear, he sleeps as often as he can

• self care isn't exactly his strong hold, so he figures his brothers will take better care of you than he can

• instead of helping you physically, Belphie helps you mentally

• he makes sure you never feel lonely in your coma

• he keeps any bad dreams or negative thoughts away, and he never lets you lose hope about waking up, no matter how long your coma lasts

• to make things more fun, he often alters your dreams so you two can go on adventures

• if you feel like flying? He's got you. Wanna be pirates for the day? There's a sword an eyepatch waiting for you

• even though he can still spend time with you in your coma, he still insists on being at your side physically too

• would bring your favorite blankets and pillows and plushies to put in bed with you so you stay comfortable

• is another brother who would curl up in the hospital bed with you, even letting you use his pillow until you wake up

• snuggles you like a koala 25/8 and sleepy mumbles into your ear are common

• "mm, MC? I know it's fun and all, but you gotta wake up at some point dummy. Don't make me go in there and drag you out."

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You're My Dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie! (Diavolo & Reader)

Ever wanted to call Diavolo your dad? No? Well too bad, I have the perfect fic for you down below!

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Bold = Diavolo's text

Italicized and Indented = MC's text

Like every natural disaster, it came without a warning.

It started off like every other day. Wake up, go to RAD, do student council duties, go home, sleep, repeat. Of course, there would be an occasional (read: frequent) occasion outside of the standard norm, but today was not one of those times.

“Here you go!” You handed Diavolo your latest finished report. “I’ve even separated the approved and rejected request forms and sorted them alphabetically for easier reading.” You said proudly. Sure enough, the Prince quickly thumbed through one of the piles and made a noise in his throat that sounded positive.

Next thing you know, he gives you one of his iconic smiles. “Excellent work as always, MC.” He tells you. “Your help is always appreciated! Thanks to you, we’ve made a tremendous dent in all this paperwork. We couldn’t have done it without you.”

The praise he was pouring on you felt so good. You try not to visibly react to it, but your brain dumped a massive pool of serotonin from his words alone. Hell, you can even feel your cheeks warming up. It always felt good to be praised by your peers, but there was something about the way Diavolo praises you that fuels you to work hard for the next one. While you were chasing that high and not wanting to be rude you simply replied with,

“Thanks, dad.”

And all of Devildom seemed to freeze over. You could hear Lucifer’s pen dropping to the floor behind you while Mammon choked on something somewhere else in the room. There were no sounds of papers being written or even talking. All eyes landed on you as the reality of what you said started to sink in.

Oh fuck, did you call the Prince of Literal Hell your Dad? Well, he’s such a huge guy and acts almost exactly like those kind-hearted fathers you always see on social media in your realm. It doesn’t help that your actual dad kinda sucks, so maybe this is projection at work. Sadly, the damage has already been done. You could see Diavolo’s face turn from confusion to amusement in a matter of seconds.

“I...I…” Your already red face got darker when you heard the faint snickering coming from Barbatos. Fearing that your rapid heart bursting through your chest, you can only manage to squeak a “Bye!” Before dashing out of the building and out of the academy.

So here you are, holed up in your honorary room at Purgatory Hall while your D.D.D. continues to blow up on the nightstand next to the bed. You couldn’t go back to the HOL, not immediately at least. You felt so embarrassed that you called your housemates’s semi-boss your father.

At least the residents at Purgatory Hall understood your human err. Solomon did give you some shit about it, but that was a given because, well, it’s Solomon. If he wasn’t teasing you about this, then you would have bigger fish to fry in Hell. Simeon was the most sympathetic person about your current predicament while Luke was just happy that you’re hanging out for a few hours. He can complain about the demons later.

You just hope this shitshow cools down soon. Maybe a nap will calm you down.

~

Hours have passed. Still afraid to look at your phone, your only indicator of time passing was Simeon coming up to your room with a tray of tonight’s dinner with a side dish almost overflowing with cookies courtesy of Luke. Bless these angels, both of them.

And sure enough, your phone stopped vibrating non-stop. Before you could deduce that the battery died, a singular buzz proved otherwise. Damn it.

Still, you couldn’t avoid the brothers forever. They’ll probably kick up another storm of messages since you haven’t replied to them initially. With a defeated sigh, you grabbed your phone and unlocked it. Let's see...143 messages in the HOL+Royals group chat, 103 messages in the HOL group chat, 87 messages from Mammon, 15 messages from Asmo, 10 messages from Lucifer, 5 messages from Levi, 1 message from Satan, 2 messages from Diavolo-

...2 messages from Diavolo. Sent a minute ago. Welp, no use avoiding him either since he’s the sole reason you’re even in Hell in the first place.

MC! Are you alright? You sure ran out of the room quite fast. I didn’t know humans could reach those speeds.

I apologize if I offended you somehow.

With a big gulp, you started writing back.

im okay! Hunkering down at Purgatory atm

if anything, I should be apologizing to you lol

Five minutes passed before he texted back.

That’s good to hear! (smiling devimoji)

Hopefully the brothers haven’t bothered you too much from this.

you have no idea.

(gurgle devimoji)

I have to say, you certainly caused a stir. I couldn’t help but wonder about something.

MC, do you see me as a father figure?

uh, no? If anything, I see you as a bother figure

cuz your always bothering me

God damn you, brain! Think before you speak for fuck’s sake! Quick, do something that'll lessen the blow!

lol

Nailed it!

(hehe devimoji)

I see.

I have been called many things, good and bad, because of my position. Being called dad is a new one.

It’s certainly not...unpleasant.

He’s going to kill you at this rate. You know he will.

ill make sure not to do it again. sorry chief

tho im sure i caused a riot during the meeting

No worries!

And you left it like that. Your mind was pulling blanks on how to respond. You could figure it out as you reply to the others, but you really don’t have the mental fortitude to face them now that Diavolo is embracing his new moniker happily.

And of course, think about the demon prince and he shall appear. Again. What he sent made you groan into your pillow.

How about this weekend we can talk about what human fathers normally do over some sandwiches and tea?

...that sounds nice

Great! Looking forward to it!

(smiling devimoji)

Even though this whole ordeal was embarrassing, you couldn’t help but smile at the prospect of your future meetup. While your actual dad had no redeemable qualities about him, there were always memes.

Curling up in your bed, you begin your hunt across the Demon Web with a VPN that lets you access human websites in order to bring your A-Game this weekend.

Maybe this turned out to be a good thing, after all.