#letterlist

[splattales]

could you help me buy more sewing thread on line please . I have run out

"Sure thing Cap, I'll go ahead and order you some in any colour, er..."

"You alright, sir? You're lookin' a lil' green around the gills. Or ... blue, I guess."

[octowussabi]

Blog is live? Good!

The test is in five minutes

"There's a test? But I haven't had the chance to study!" Sabi wails.

"Come on now," Tay huffs, "it's not that hard to remember the past year and a half. Ask away."

[ampleforthsmuse]

Letter Names

There are twenty-six letters in the letterlist: a/A, b/B, c/C, etc. Each has a small form (eg a) and an unsmall form (eg A). 

The name of the first letter, a/A, is onewiseletter. The name of the second letter, b/B, is twowiseletter. Name afterful letters samewise.

Do not talk, ‘I will write an A,’ but rather, ‘I will A.’ For other letters it is sameful. Remember: What is existful, is doable, and what is doable, is existful; or, in Oldspeak, ‘every noun can be a verb, and every verb can be a noun.’

[letter-lister]

Welcome!

Hello everyone, welcome to this blog. I’m gonna make this quick, this blog was made for people to share there unheard stories among the community. I was inspired by @submitdeardiary on tiktok to do this idea. While constantly watching her videos, I thought it’ll be a good idea to move her project to tumblr. So if your interested in opening up and sharing your story, please feel free to email letterlister@yahoo.com. Thank you!

[splattales]

I Bet Gora will be cooking up a storm

"Oh—you mean when the egg hatches? Groa sure cooked me everything I needed when I was eggspecting, no matter how weird, heheh. He's such a sweetie." ❤

[splattales]

Otto: Hey Ribbon!! What Splatfest team did you choose??

"Team Fun! I think going to a deserted island would be fun anyway. Making your own gear and finding your own food is exciting, but when you're bored and wanna stop, it'd suck if you didn't bring any games..."

Ribbon folds up her Tableturf cards.

"Little buddy picked team Grub, which makes sense, 'cause he's always hungry. I'm glad one of us voted for Frye's team--what'd you pick?"

[octowussabi]

"Tay! Sabi!" Lulu calls out as she rushes over, Lutarna walking behind her. "You guys doing okay? Lulu asks.

"LULU!!" Tay responds with just as much enthusiasm, opening his arms wide and, unusually, being first to go for a hug. "We're fine, except that I haven't seen you in forever! I'll have to send you to the dungeon for that!"

"Oh--hello, Miss Lulu. And another Lulu?" Sabi greets, somewhat confused.

"I suppose I never introduced you to Lutarna," Tay explains for him, although second guesses himself. "I ... think. Something about you is different."

[splattales]

"What a nice little blog. Feels comfortable." Vulture comments

"Aww, that's so sweet, thank you. Feel free to stay as long as you li—"

"HUMAN."

[splattales]

It's a package from an anonymous sender. "I've heard that you are a fellow human researcher, an archeologist in fact. I have much respect for the craft, and I heard it was your birthday, so I wanted to give you a gift. It may not mean much coming from me, but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless." It seems to be a comprehensive guide on humans, almost like they're notes that were compiled together in one booklet.

... "The gods of archaeology have smiled upon me this day..."

[splattales]

'Happy hatchday Marina!' Samuel offered the octarian a card, some candy, and an old human hairstyle magazine the Maguro found.

"Wow, is it really okay for me to have all this? Thanks!"

After reading the card and twitching a smile, Marina stuffs everything into her laptop bag. "Glad you caught me before I left for Inkopolis. I'm gonna say hi to Finn, meet up with the fam, then go out for drinks with the old squad. Busy, but at least I'll have something to look at on the way there."

[octowussabi]

Atarime: "Hey Sabi, it's been a long time, how have you been?"

"Atarime? Hello, yes, I feel like the last time we spoke was during that ink creature incident..."

"I'm fine—a little more confident, honestly—but I feel like I should be asking you that question. You look like you've been through some things."

[octowussabi]

"Sabiiiiii! Where have you been it's been ages!!!!" Emmy whined. "Also, where's Mr. Tay? I want to say hello!!"

"Em! I'm so glad to see you! I've been worried." Sabi puts his left hand down, only to clasp it with his right. "You're okay? Been safe? Made any new friends? ... I'm sorry, I've been at home. You're welcome any time. But I've also been helping Tay out, and he's—oh, he's right over..."

"...Tay? Where are you going?!"

[octowussabi]

We're number one but it's Octavio and his clones

Now listen closely!

(This ask has been sitting in my inbox since before the twist was revealed. 

I started drawing it some months ago, but got caught up in a lot of other things I needed to do, and then forgot. For that I apologise. 

Have some non-canon content.)

[octowussabi]

happy birthday sabi! I got you this Portable Radio!

“You remembered my birthday?? ... Even I didn’t remember my birthday, so, um, thanks. This is a very thoughtful gift. ” 

[octowussabi]

So Tay, Anything Funny or cool to share to everyone?

It just rolled over to April First here, and you know what that means……………………………………………..

…………………?

[octowussabi]

It’s great that THE Tay is back and all, but I gotta know- where was he all this time? Flying in between space and time?

“Ha! I wish. No, no, I had a far worse experience. Let me tell you all about it!”

“It all started when I was minding my own business, playing some Hatty Time. But then, suddenly, there’s this puff of smoke and I’m somewhere else. I’m sat at some piano, switch controller still in-hand.” 

Tay takes a deep breath before continuing.

“THEN, as if things weren’t confusing enough, Sabi comes in, asks me if I’m alright because I ‘stopped playing’ – but it’s not Sabi, it’s a human called Sei, and before he can finish asking he screams like I’ve hit him. I fall off of the piano stool, he stumbles backwards onto the floor, nobody’s happy.” 

“Anyway, after a very difficult conversation, it turns out I’ve swapped places with some human fellow that looks like me – how lucky for him – and I’m stuck in his world. Obviously that’s not the case anymore, but I spent a whole day cooped up in that human’s bedroom. I had to pretend I was horribly sick so his father wouldn’t come in and have a heart attack.” 

“And the worst part – the worst part is that I’ve left my best dressing gown and switch controller behind!”