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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku#hatsune miku#she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one
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Mike can’t handle Abby in the next FNAF movie..
#myart#chloesimagination#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#lots of lil things are coming out about the second movie#just new actors casted plus dubiously related casting calls to fnaf etc#getting a real sense of what things may come up in the next film#like Abby actually going to school#I wonder if there will be a theme at all about how Mike isn’t prepared to see Abby grow up#that in his eyes she’s kinda forever his lil baby sister#and there’s like small conflict between them over that#I think it’s sweet but please don’t let these two argue too much 🩷🩵
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pov: ur sarge is more unhinged than u thought (he’s a demolitions expert)
#soapghost got trapped at enemy lines#soap proceeded to clean house#ghost started realising maybe the real threat is the youngest sas sergeant afterall#logs back on tumblr: yall guess what#i played cod for cathartic reasons since ages ago but internet babygirled ghost#and i didnt jump onto the bandwagon but it snags me by the collar n wont let go#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghoap#lmao#john soap mctavish#simon ghost riley#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#cod#call of duty#cod mw2#mw2#modern warfare 2#soap is highly competent people just forgot bcs hes a big bright puppy#except they dont know the reason why hes so happy is bcs he has a cathartic coping mechanism#hey man demolitions experts tend to be arsonists and manic#soap is the youngest sas member. dyou rlly think a man with that competency is right in his head?
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just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy
#the overall plot is pretty cool i just hate the characters now. they're cute though hi#they need sooo much revamping. or maybe i just explode this universe and move on to the next we'll see#anyway yeah the fourth pic that's evelyn she's dead and she was super obsessed w the occult and she's very manipulative and bad#that's her twin sister hazel in pic 5 they hated each other. she did not murder her. but should she have been allowed to i mean who's to sa#also HIIII LIAM MY VERY BELOVED (he's the first one <33 my oldest oc <33)#he basically grew up with me. my friend once said he's like my imaginary friend now that's what i call him djskfljds#while now i'm more like let's try to make characters that look like real people not barbie dolls#i do appreciate 13 yr old me just saying yeah liam's just like a hot sexy supermodel with zero imperfections. he's 6 foot 7#the others are evelyn’s friends liam just transferred here though. but HE’S trying to do necromancy for his cousin ppl think he killed#ffkldjflkdfds#ts4#ts4 cas#the sims 4
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„does tommy even like buck“ well this is his face every time he’s around the guy so you tell me lol



#and that’s what we call grasping at straws#like let’s be real#selina talks#911#tommy kinard#bucktommy
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not them having a fucking showdown about which one of them was more devoted to the other………… not them making it a fucking competition and a fucking argument which one of them is more down bad horrendous for the other and STILL they havent had their realisation in the dead of night/day while lying in their bed/coffin that the other has feelings for them
#nandermo#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#so i watched the new episode. these two are ridiculous people#we already knew that but. thats all i will say for now#me while watching this episode: I CANT BELIEVE THEY ARE //TALKING//#guillermo supposedly has a new life but he cant help but going to fucking who knows where all night bc Nandor#he replies to his boss’s calls in the dead of night but hes still part of the vampire unit#please let it be gizmo just playing at being human for a bit…. pretty pls <3#please i cannot watch him move on for real#at this point they never will understand…. someone has to tell them while theyre both tied up there and blushing furiously OR they need to#be drugged out of their minds and confess#just jesus…. help them#some messy liveblog tag#comment#*
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Siffrin plays Disco Elysium AU: Featuring backseat gamer Loop.
#in stars and time#ISAT#Siffrin#Loop#disco elysium#digital art#When I first thought of a crossover I went from 1) 'ISAT Disco AU but Loop is all of the skills'#To: 2) 'Loop is in the mindspace alongside the skills#To my magnum opus: 3)'Loop is sitting next to Siffrin backseat gaming him the whole time.'#Loop beat Disco Elysium ages ago and repeated it to the point they know all the vision quests and dialogue variables.#Siffrin just started playing and Loop keeps ruining the fun by using their meta-game knowledge to try and help.#Also let's be real. Siffrin's stats are 100% completely focused into motorics and nothing else.#If we can't Savoir Faire ourselves of this situation - we will explode. Endurance? Call my insurance instead.#Thinking skills? None. Emotional intelligence and morale? A failed social interaction canonically feels like death to them.#I might have bumped Phys up but...Siffrin's Electrochem stat is like -10. And Pain Threshold is emotional durability too.#Unused part of this joke is that I set their signature skill to Drama.#Both these games made my brain melt so now I get to combine them! I have that power!#This joke made me laugh the entire 3 hours I sat down and drew it and that is what creation should be about.
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"do wooden snakes dream of shedding their skin?"
happy lunar new year to those who celebrate!! 🧧
#lunar new year#svsss#the scum villain's self saving system#shen jiu#og shen qingqiu#ecto's art#digital art#ecto draws svsss#yada yad the thematic of SJ being called scum#just another word for snake#snake with the innate ability to shed/ to make himself new...#if only he wasn't wooden from fright of “what will i be if i shed my past? the good and the bad?"#let it be know that i have 4 versions of this art's colouring#bc i had a breakdown trying to settle on a chibi artstyle#idk if i'll show them all bc one is... a secret colouring study#sorry i realise i still don't manage to upload good quality art on tumblr...#i know the real signification of year of the wooden snake is far more positive#like a time for reflexion transformation and being wise#i'm just always attuned to the Xiao Jiu suffering channel
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Aftermare Week by @bluepallilworld
Geno by loverofpiggies
Nightmare by jokublog
#zu art#comic#aftermare week 2023#aftermare week#aftermare#geno!sans#nightmare!sans#passive!nightmare#undertale#undertale au#utmv#oh my god?? Nightmare... smiling?? even laughing?? (O_O) Call 911 it's too OOC— xd#but srly what made me so emotional is Nightmare just having fun like a child. let it be real for him at least here ♡#also I just realized!! the height difference between them! (°▽°)☆ (like between Cross & Dream)#my world will never be the same... :'D#passionate hands my beloved ///
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Full-page color illustrations
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Comic Anthology (2010)
Artists: Sumino Hirune, Ryuuji Tsukiyama, Munetaka, Jin Tatsumi, Mikanagi Fubito, Mitsuhashi Takashi
#artists are left to right going down each row btw#smt#shin megami tensei#smt strange journey#shin megami tensei strange journey#jimenez#bugaboo#louisa ferre#lucifer#tadano hitonari#<- i think thats what ppl call him even though his real name is john a. bootboy the a stands for army#anyways the page illustrations in this one are so lucifer sorry Louisa heavy lmao#they're sick though#the bugaboo one is so cyuuute though thats why i even bought this in the first place#anyways stay tuned for when I post the whole book#myscans#again feel the need to state these are not at full res since this website won't let me upload them like that so check my google drive folde#in my pinned post or whenever I link it when I post the full thing to see them in full resolution! If you care.#peep the Zhu Tun She on black frost's head in sumino hirunes btw.. so cute
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Human fear is the window to the soul or whatever ://
#digital art#tropical's art#art#cw eyestrain#high contrast#eye strain#collinlock16#Ouuugh Zander oouuugh AwesomeG they were just kids man like broooo (Morbius too I guess that minimum wage worker)#I hope more horrors come I hope Hungry eats more children alive and Souler eats more child souls#Hungry just letting AwesomeG beg for forgiveness after asking him if he believes in god gets to me for some reason#Also I_AM_BIG_KEVIN is here#He DDOS'es soon after this#As per the video#Bro was set up by Souler but had a secret technique (“fuck you DDOS!”)#Also Souler cannot get to Collin#He's too tired#So it can't get to his soul via fear#I just realized in the part 2 of colin's thing he tells Souler to fuck off in the beginning animation#Tbh real#Minecraft ARGs but they call Kevin#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#I like this series very much and a normal amount :]#The amount of newspaper articles I had to download for Kevin is too many#I also made them related to what he does/his video because why not man#Also there's no way that BigK (he debunked Zander's herobrine sighting) isn't I_AM_BIG_KEVIN and that Zander's disappearance sparked his#Interest in the paranormal#Leading to his paranormal mercenary job#Also shoutouts to the total of 2 (I know there's more lol) fellow Oneshef Minecraft ARG fans out here#We need more people watching this it's good and funny and terrifying and it loves and hates the state of Minecraft ARGs and the universe#Said I love you or whatever
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Adler is a dog guy because he loves the obidence, affection and deference dogs show their masters regardless of how they are treated. A dogs owner is their entire world, they are reliant on them for everything and this is probably appealing for Adler and his need for control. Having a dog strokes his ego both because a dog is obedient and affectionate to it's master, which Adler thinks he is owed and because it affirms his sense of American masculinity. Adler would be one of those dog people that hate cats because you have to respect a cat's boundaries in order for it to love you and you can't control them like you can dogs. Adler likes Bell for the same reason he likes dogs.
#Adler is absolutely obsessed with image and with being the The (Capitalist) American Man™#we get a look into this from his various zombies and online voicelines.#IDK what the American™ breed to have was in vogue at the time but I could see him with something like a gshep#malinois or golden.#Because those are Real Dogs™ that Real American Men™ have.#This is to say that he'd also hate small dogs like Chihuahuas#Park also likes dogs but her relationship with them is fundamentally different than Adler's#She's both non American and a woman. There is no sense of masculinity that needs to be upheld.#She is however#a scientist and dogs a the trainable animal lol.#Bell was named after Pavlov's experiment for a reason.#She'd probably also vibe with cats though because they're chill like that.#Woods would also be one of those guys who says “If it's under 50 pounds it's not a real dog” and grumbles when you bring home a Shit tzu#but still falls head over heels for it. David catches them napping together and he tries to deny it later.#Anyway I think David should find a scruffy white little puppy with the crustiest eyes you can imagine and bring it home and beg Woods#to let him keep it And the dog absolutely ends up being Wood's dog first and foremost.#Can you tell I don't exactly have a charitable view of Adler's personality lol?#You can disagree with me that's fine#Russell Adler#Helen Park#bocw#cod#black ops cold war#black ops#call of duty#call of duty black ops#call of duty black ops cold war
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Bonus clip of Michael on the WTAWTAW podcast talking about his experiences with gender expression as a teenager in Port Talbot and mentioning his crush on John Taylor again. Transcript of notable highlights below:
Michael: "So when I was 12, 13--early '80s, the time that Allie is talking about--and I saw girls with lip gloss and wearing rah-rah skirts and leg warmers and stuff, [whispers] and I was a little bit jealous. Course, never said that, never said that. In Port Talbot if I'd mentioned that, my life would've been hell. But I do remember being quite...attracted by the trappings. A lot of trappings for girls. We didn't have stuff like that for boys. There were rituals for girls, doing your makeup, doing your hair." Michael: "I mean, my first crush--I said this on a thing I did called The Assembly recently--my first crush was a man called--ah, John Taylor from Duran Duran. Ohh, he was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. The way I processed it was, like, I'm gonna try and look like John Taylor, try and make my hair like John Taylor." Michael: "And they always used to have a bit of lip gloss going on, didn't they? Those New Romantics. But like I say, I couldn't really try that out in Port Talbot."
This goes directly back to things I have written about on my blog previously, about Michael having these feelings and not being able to express them because of where he grew up and the hateful climate that Section 28 fostered. This is why it is so difficult for someone of Michael's generation to label themselves, because none of that is lightly shaken off.
Even hearing the way Michael talks about it in the podcast, you can tell that this is not a joke, but a longing for something that he still remembers so vividly, because it meant so much to him at the time, and still does. Also, Michael has now mentioned his crush on John Taylor twice in the span of two months after not saying anything about it for years, and if that doesn't tell you where his heart and mind are right now, I'm not sure what does. Neither he nor David need a formal announcement to make it clear who they are, because they've already been telling us...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#where there's a will there's a wake#can we please stop calling him straight now?#i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now#between all of the film roles he's played and talking about his attractions to men in real life#Michael is not hiding#even if he doesn't label it specifically#also there is an actual chapter of a Michael/David fic that involves them putting on makeup#and it's damn near identical to what he says here about liking the ritual of it#and i am losing my goddamn mind#let people be who they are#david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi#podcast#discourse
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I am stuck in a mode of "no finish, only sketch" with my attempts to break through my art block. I'm trying to draw dumb stuff to break through as well.
Here is one such piece of cringe. :D
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#shockwave#tf oc#tfa oc#astro#canon x oc#yknow what.. I'm gonna use The Tags#self ship#self shipping#yumeship#yumeshipping#that's what the kids these days call it now right?#cuz let's be real I'm not fooling ANYONE#not that I ever denied it#I just get shy about it#doodles
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Okay but do you think the people who were really close to odysseus during the Trojan war had a running bet for when odysseus claimed to have a vision from Athena if it was true or not? Because half the time he was just lying about that.
#the iliad#greek mythology#Odysseus#Then lying odysseus said “I'll tell you the truth”#He did have a lot of visions /being possessed by Athena moments that's true#But had an equal amount of moments where he was just straight up lying because a. They weren't listening to him#B. They were being stupid annoying#C. He felt like it#D. For a personal vendetta to get revenge on one of his comrades#This is a big part of why I'm headcanoning eurylochus thinking ody was lying about being athenas student in my precanon stuff#The other commanders (plus euro and polites) having bets on if this vision was real#Diomedes is judge because he's also in contact with Athena but what the others have not realized#Is that diomedes is also a shit head and does not have many opportunities to get back at his bullies#So while he does get confirmation from Athena he does just also straight up lie to the others to suit his own agendas#And nobody was more than mildly offended by odysseus doing this because unlike everybody else's visions (excluding dios)#It was generally the right call to make and the gods actually imparting wisdom instead of fucking with them to be dicks#And if it wasn't it was generally of either a. No consequences either way or b. Still the right strategic call#Everybody after odysseus had them reorder the camp to frame that one guy and then took way to much pleasure in stoning him to death:#So he made up that vision from Athena right? He definitely did that just to kill this guy yes?#Agamemnon: obviously but while we all liked that guy better odysseus is the better strategic so we're going to let it slide
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[jttw oc] cursed to be an obligate carnivore, ate his entire family one particularly bad winter
#guys im being indulgent hear me out#im not giving him a name he just goes by woodcutter#cuz he feels like he doesn’t have the right to use the name his parents gave him#not telling you what it is tho cuz I don’t know either lol#jttw oc#journey to the west 1996#journey to the west#jttw sha wujing#jttw zhu bajie#jttw tripitaka#jttw sun wukong#jttw fanart#digital art#my art#what’s he doing here? searching for a way to break his curse and make amends#yes that’s his cat he calls lucky#when I mean obligate carnivore I mean it is entirely possible for him to grow weak and hungry if not given meat in his diet#not a monk just happy to be there lol#yeah it’s the 1996 version cuz I love that group and im obsessed with it rn :)#I see so many cool jttw ocs on here I wanna make one too :(#he smokes a pipe btw I just forgot to draw it#it keeps the cravings and hunger away and also looks cool af#close enough welcome back luo binghe#real aroace solidarity is letting each other use you like a chew toy when teething#I’m just now realizing I did not draw those flags correctly#or colored them in…#just know they’re supposed to be the ace and aro flags I drew them from memory and was like eh I’ll look em up later#I did not
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